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>Cannes 2017
>Michael Haneke's "Happy End" premiers to vociferous anticipation
>It is 1 hour and 50 minutes minutes of white upper class Europeans being righteously tormented for their lack of action in the face of the refugee crisis
>It shows every characters' actions and lack thereof as a microcosm of behaviors which the audience unknowingly engages in on a daily basis
>The normally stoic and thoughtful Cannes audience is moved to tears by this thrashing of their ideals and exposure of their privilege
>They give Haneke a 15 minute standing ovation.
>The Palme d'Or winner is announced on the spot: It's Haneke.
>Haneke slowly walks to the stage with a royal dignity
>Another standing ovation drowns out all other noise
>Haneke silences the crowd
>Endorses Martin Schulz
>Pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head
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He should shoot the audience as well while he is at it, fuck Cannes
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Amour and Der Weisse Ribbon are both masterpieces, please kill yourself
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>>86939031
>saying "Ribbon" instead of "Band"
It tickles me when people fail at being pretentious.
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>>86938645
>the actual Palme d'Or winner is a film that shits on hipocritical liberal upper class and modern art
feels good after that daniel blake abomination
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>>86939062
Whateverm I don't speak German, I just knew that was the title in it. Masterpiece nonetheless
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>>86939093
This, maybe they're learning at last.
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Lmao is the new movie really liberal cuck propaganda? Lmao
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