Why did two normal everyday dentists allow their precious daughter

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Why are you even trying to pretend you haven't seen one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>86937641
Do you think they went to prison after their neighbors noticed that their daughter mysteriously vanished without a trace and the parents claim never even having a daughter?

>>86938028
this is my favorite cp

>>86938322
They probably had a cover story like the Dursleys and said she went to a normal boarding school.

>>86938543
>He has neither read the books nor watched the films

>>86938660
What are you talking about? There's nothing in the books or the films about what Hermione's parents said to their friends and neighbours about their daughter.

>>86938028
based dullard-destroyer

>>86938543
Idiot.

>>86937641
Did you even watch the movies or read the books? It shows her parents with her in diagon alley in a bookstore shopping. Clearly they can communicate with dumbledore/hogwarts if they wanted and were concerned. And they likely did.

>>86939000
In the final year she wipes her parents' memories of her so she can go into hiding, you stupid fuck

>>86939484
He probably thought you were referring to her going to Hogwarts in general, you miserable prick

>>86939484
Not him but yes and she's of legal age in both worlds. So what does it matter. Remember hermione even ages more with the time turner.

>>86939577
>and the parents claim never even having a daughter
Fucking idiots on this site I swear to god

>>86939484
What's that got to do with anything? She wiped their memories to keep them safe, yeah. That doesn't explain how they explained to their friends and family that their daughter has vanished. For six years she went to a magic school for ten months, surely the topic of where Hermione went came up in conversation?

>>86939598
Stop trying to justify being a paedophile

>>86939647
"She got a place at a boarding school for gifted kids"
Done. Fucking hell.

>firends/family ask how hermione is doing
>have no memory of a daughter, deny her existence
>they get sectioned

bravo rowling

>>86939859
>harry potter is somehow a utopia
>thats why rowling wanted terry gilliam to direct
Here's your sign

>>86939859
And she disappeared from all photographs so maybe even the friends and family would start to think she never existed.

Anyway in the books I think she set her parents up in Australia with a new life, away from people who would question them.

>>86939629
I haven't seen the movies nor read the books, you fucking imbecile. How am I supossed to know what you are talking about?

>>86940142
wow that's amazing, do you think she was smart enough to think up a spell to get an earth shattering orgasm? I mean anything is possible haha

>>86940243
Dumb nigger.

>>86940267
>Hermione didn't make lifelike dildos of every dick in Hogwarts like she did with Harry's in "It Could Only Happen to Harry"
She had plenty of material to get her off

>>86940243
Wow bravo /tv/ its not like its obvious that most hp threads that start with a question are asked by dumb niggers who cant even google yet care about a series they haven't seen.

>>86937641
>all of that acne
gross

>>86940407
just wash your face

>>86938543
They don't even remember having a daughter you fucking retard, that's what would make it so suspicious.

>>86940407
Her hormones were raging she's 15-16. That was the only peroid she had any acne at all.

>>86940500
Dumb nigger

i heard emma ran into some unfortunate circumstances. anyone in the know?

>>86940389
Sorry for trying to help, you ungrateful piece of shit.

>>86937641
>magic skills they don't even have proof of
Most wizards show magic abilities before going to hogwarts.
Harry teleported onto a roof once, made a pane of glass disappear at the zoo to release a snake, and magically grew his hair back every time they tried to cut it.
Chances are Hermione did some magic shit too.

>>86939362
I liked how they were all very excited and interested by all the wizard stuff, like a reverse Mr. Weasley.

And yes I'm sure Hogwarts has some kind of system for Muggleborns and their baffled parents, Dumbledore or McGonagall probably visit and explain and give a crash course about the wizard community.
I just wonder about all the children whose parents didn't let them go to Hogwarts and made them go to a normal school instead, which is likely to be fairly common.

>>86940815
>I just wonder about all the children whose parents didn't let them go to Hogwarts
I doubt they allow that to happen. They'd end up blowing up their teacher or whatever and the statute of secrecy would be fucked.
They probably just force the parents to agree to send the kid to Hogwarts. Like with Harry. The Dursleys didn't want him to go, but Hagrid wasn't having it.

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>>86937641
Try having a child... You'll be glad to be rid of them for a week...

anyone else see the mustache, or is it just me?

>>86940998
I can't see them forcing the parents to hand over their child to a community they've never heard of, surely there's some choice in the matter. Harry's case is different because Dumbledore had plans with him.

>>86941071
Girls have slight hair above the lip you know. The HD close up isn't very flattering though I agree.

>>86939647
So did she wipe her neighbor's memories as well? Did she accio her birth certificate?

>>86941071
>he doesn't like peach fuzz
>>86941433
Doesn't matter they went to australia

>>86941433
And what about the babies in their little baby cribs?

She never wiped her parents' memories, she charmed them to make them believe they were different people with different lives, then moved them to Australia. Presumably she made them cut off all contact with friends and family too. After the war she restored them to normal I think

>>86941769
If they kept their Australian fake memories, that's a recipe to become crazy.

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>>86937641
Dentistry doesn't pay well in the UK

>>86939647
>Neighbors and extended family keep asking about a daughter you don't have

>>86939647
>she brainwashed and send them to Autralia too, so they cut contacts with friends.

>>86941896
Like all things in Harry Potter, it doesn't really work well if you start looking too deeply into the story.
I love the entire plot of Goblet of Fire (in the books) a lot, but once you start digging a lot of it doesn't make sense and relies on a ridiculous amount of lucky coincidences.

>>86940267
It's very likely that there were certain potions that could stimulate sex or masturbation. If there are potions that make you aroused by other people, there'll be potions for self-arousal and stuff.

>>86941769
Literally says she wiped their memories and removed herself from all the family pictures

>>86942689
It works actually perfectly as a parallel to the brits society that's crippled and retarded.

>>86940267
She probably cast masturbation spells on herself.

A wand can probably be used as another kind of wand with a simple vibration spell.

All she would need is a dildo and some skill in movement spells to deeply fuck herself.

>>86937641
>Dentists daughter
>Has bad teeth

How?

>>86942689
In the films, yes. In the books she actually says she modified their memories. She never used Obliviate on them.This also explains why she said she'd never used Obliviate in that scene in the cafe where they knock out two Death Eaters and contemplate what to do with them.
Film watchers often complain about that scene since they saw Hermione use the spell half an hour earlier, but that's only in the film.

>>86943003
Brit genes. She has buck teeth, not yellow and decaying ones.

>>86943140
So? Kids can get a treatment for that too

>>86943235
There's no treatment that can fix Brit genes

>>86943301
Not the genes, but their teeth; what are braces?

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>>86943340
Not sure what archery has got to do with this

>>86940998
>They'd end up blowing up their teacher or whatever and the statute of secrecy would be fucked.

Did books/movies ever explaied why magic community hides from regular folks? or when it started?
It never made sense to me.

>>86943427
Worst Link cosplay ever made

>>86943494
To avoid persecution IIRC.
>but the wizard could easily annihilate all the muggles!
something something they don't like violence

>>86943235
>>86943340
Isn't she a bit young for those when she starts Hogwarts? And anyway they were magically fixed when she was about 14 so no need

>>86943494
It's something to do with Muggles hunting down wizards and witches in the past, but the books never really go into it

>>86943623
As far as I remember she fix them temporarily

>>86943581
>To avoid persecution
That sounds fucking dumb.
>>86943623
>It's something to do with Muggles hunting down wizards and witches in the past, but the books never really go into it

That makes more sense, but is still pretty dumb. Wouldn't they reveal themselves later when whichhunt ends? Considering how much more progressive world got in the 20th century "avoiding persecution" is the dumbest shit I've heard. Unless it's excuse for controling the world from shadows Illuminati style.

>>86943748
Nah, it was permanent. She got hit by a spell that made her teeth even bigger and when she got them shortened at the hospital wing she made Madane Pomfrey shrink them down more than waa needed. She remarks how her parents wouldn't like it but she did it anyway.

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>>86938028
>"No!"

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>>86943003
>bad teeth
>had braces and has good teeth

>>86944004
The book Hermione, pal

>>86938028
God yes that's the stuff.

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>>86943828
Now that I think about it, "They Live" remake set in HP universe might be fun idea for film.

>>86943828
>That sounds fucking dumb.
It is dumb. Harry Potter is a PG-13 universe that invented more magic as the series went along while placing next to no limitations on said magic; you can ask a million 'why didn't they' questions and the answer would be the same.

>>86944037
Oh she fixed them with magic. They were overly big at first.

>>86944298
Madam Pomfrey fixed them.

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>>86944242
Now that is just lazy writing.

Am I the only one who had the mental head canon that Hermione is Australian?
I have no fucking clue why.

>>86944242
Goblet of Fire and both deathly hallows were rated r by the initial footage they sent to the mpaa. Lots of shit that was cut has never been released. Deaths, gore, profantiy, long torture, implied rape etc

>>86944349
It's a series of children's books written by a mediocre writer who happened to strike the jackpot.

>>86944330
Yes indeed

What's your personal worst plot niggle?
Mine would be how Hermione was conveniently prepared when the Death Eaters attacked at the wedding. She had a magic bag full of all their shit in her back pocket "just in case"

>>86944388
I didn't mean a literal PG-13 rating in the theaters, I meant that the wizard world in Harry Potter is extremely mild because the series is targeted at children, even if it took a more mature turn as it progressed. If it was realistic then Hogwarts would be a non-stop orgy and there would probably be rampant problems with drug abuse; murder is practically unheard of save for Voldemort and his possé and so on. 99% of wizards live in teletubby land with the occasional implication of the dark side of society.

>>86944552
Maybe she was a better fortuneseerer than trawelny though.
Or maybe she was just a overachiever

>>86944552
It's been years since I read it but weren't the trio preparing to leave before the wedding? They reluctantly decided to stay with the intent of leaving ASAP from what I can recall so it's not surprising that they were ready to leave.

>>86944584
>99% of wizards live in teletubby land with the occasional implication of the dark side of society.

What if wizard community is actually a tatoalitarian state and that's the propaganda that they want you to think?

>>86938028
>Atlas Shrugged
>Trump's the art of the deal

this joke gets me every fucking time xD

>>86943054
>modified their memories
Exactly. You said she "charmed them to make them believe they were different people with different lives"
Not really the same thing

>>86944037
Wait, is Hermione not sexy in the book?

>>86944584
>99% of wizards live in teletubby land with the occasional implication of the dark side of society.
Th story is told from the perspective of children attending a boarding school. We never really see what the world is like outside of what Harry sees, and he sees less of the overall world than most of his classmates do. There's probably tons of bad shit going on that Hogwarts students just don't hear about.

The ministry has a force of people on tap to specifically go after dark wizards, and they work all the time. Arthur Weasley's job revolves around cleaning up the messes people cause muggle-baiting, because most wizards see muggles as subhuman and like to have fun seriously injuring them. There's an active crime world and black market that lets people like Fletcher thrive, and the ministry doesn't seem capable of doing much about it. But these aren't things that effect schoolchildren, and that's why we only see glimpses of it.

>>86944764
It is though, she literally modified their memories and made them believe they were different people, Wendell and Monica Wilkins to be exact

>>86944932
She's not attractive in the books, neither is Luna, both were just cast with pretty actresses. Ginny Weasly and Cho Chang were the hot dang bombshells in the books as far as I can recall.

>>86944932
>>86945053
I don´t know, the only major feature that was changed were the teeth and then the hair, but besides that she seemed attractive in the books

>>86937641
because in the hairy potter universe the term child molester doesnt exist. its like the walking dead how the term zombie doesnt exist

so when ever the father would try to elaborate as to why its a bad idea before he would get done with his sentence or even far enough that his wife would know what he was talking about he would get creeped out by having to say to much about what could happen

>>86937641
>Why did two normal everyday dentists allow their precious daughter to be sent away to a school they've never heard of to learn about magic skills they don't even have proof of?
Because Hoggwarts was never really a "magic" school. It was an asylum for troubled kids, bordering on dangerously mentally unstable.

they thought sending Hermoine to a "boarding school" would cure of her of her mental illness.

>>86945154
>she seemed attractive in the books
How so? Was she even described as pretty in the books (with the exception of the Yule Ball) or coveted by anyone besides that Quidditch chad in book 6? She might've just been a late bloomer but unlike e.g Cho Chang she was never described as cute from what I remember. No one paid attention to her.

>>86945385
Yes, but I think one of the reasons was because she was more of a "do this!" bitch in the books

>>86937641
Men. She was hottest in chamber of secrets

>>86945803
>not prisoner from azkaban

>>86945269
Is that what your fucked up mind told you so you'd feel better about being in a crazy people's hospital?

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>>86945803
>born in 1990
>Chamber of secrets premiered in 2002

>>86945803
Pedo

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Serious question:

Who does /tv/ hate more? Hermione Granger or Daenerys Targaryen

>>86945385
>>86945575
She was never described as attractive, just mousy and with frizzled hair abd buckteeth. The whole point of the Yule Ball was people realising she could actually look good, but she says it's too much hassle to look like that all the time so she goes back to frizzly nerd after that.

Rowling actually commented on how Hermione was way too pretty in the films, but she accepted that that's how cinema works.

>>86946375
Yes.

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>>86945823
>>not prisoner from azkaban
That was just after she peaked. After that her features became more defined and she turned into a liberal or whatever they call them now.
>>86946082
>born in 1992
>just being honest.
By the time goblet of fire came our the only attractive think left of her
was the nostalgia of the older movies
>>86946108
Let's not project lad

>>86946375
Harry chose Ginny over that

>>86945053
>Ginny Weasly and Cho Chang were the hot dang bombshells in the books as far as I can recall.
Isn't the book basically through Harry's eyes. Of mouthed they are banging. His hormones were wild

>>86946605
>Isn't the book basically through Harry's eyes
It was written in third person, so you can argue that narrator states objective facts.

>>86946700
The fuck? Plenty of third person novels still use the "unreliable narrator" thing.

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>>86946700
Can also argue that Hermione was black. I don't see peoples problem

>>86946549

Never understood this as well.

I know the movies fucked up the relationships the characters had with each other when compared to the books, but movie Harry totally would have banged movie Hermione if this was at all realistic

>>86946549
>Too much of a beta faggot to ask Hermione out to the ball.
>Gets cucked by some Russian mafia dude.
Why didn't Harry develop any social skills with all his popularity?

>>86943494
Muggles would demand magical fixes for their problems. There's like a 10,000:1 ratio of muggles to wizards supposedly, so it'd become a full time job just magically healing everyone and fixing everything. Eventually someone would say no and the muggles would demand it and then there'd be witch hunts.

>>86939484
yeah and they move to australia where no one knows them or that they have a daughter

>>86946789
>Plenty of third person novels still use the "unreliable narrator" thing.

Sure, but it's Rowling we're talking about. Don't give her too much credit.

It's a series written for numales and prototumblrinas

>>86946962
The books are still told from Harry's point of view. There isn't an omniscient narrator.

>>86946921
>Mechanic refused to repair my car so I gathered my friends and we burnt him on a stake

We're not living in medieval times anymore.

>>86944383
>Ron, at the next table. wasn't having much more luck.
>'Wingardium Leviosa!' he shouted, waving his long arms like a windmill.
>'Strewth, ya saying it wrongo, ' Harry heard Hermione snap. 'It's Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the "gar" nice n bloody long, ya dumb cunt."

Can't see why you'd think that.

>>86946605
If his hormones were wild then he would've also found Lavender, Hermione, Luna etc attractive but he didn't. As I mentioned before Ginny and Cho were also popular with other students so they were objectively attractive. Hogwarts biggest fucking Chad even went after Cho.

>>86947127
I'm dying of cancer. A wizard could fix me in a wave of the wand. He says no. I have nothing to lose.

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this series is trash

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>>86938028
>notes from underground
>low tier

Shite taste desu lad

>>86946962
Rowling is a great author. Proof: She wrote some non Harry Potter books under the pen name of a white, male author that nobody's heard of and people STILL loved them before they knew it was her.

>>86944932
She's pretty enough when she tries. But, that's the thing, she doesn't try.
She's described as having long fizzy brown hair that's always a mess, overlarge front teeth (that get fixed in the fourth book) and is always seen slouched under the weight of her massive bookbag.
At the Yuleball, she sorted her hair out (which took a few hours) was standing straight and was wearing a prettty dress-robe. Even Harry didn't realize it was her, and thought Krum was with "some pretty girl he didn't recognize".
After the ball she says trying to keep her hair manageable would take too much effort to do everyday, so she doesn't bother.

>>86946902
Harry had yellow fever for Cho Chang at that point.
And he did ask her to the ball, but was cucked by Cedric Diggory

>>86947603
Did she?

>>86947603
All of that was leaked before the books got released you faggot.

>>86947249
He would do for a certain prize.
Same as regular doctor.

Delphini Riddle.
Nuff said.

>>86940087
>tfw we will never get the Harry Potter series as Terry Gilliams magnum opus
WHY
FUCKING
LIVE
WHY
OH
WHY

>>86947603
>>86947869
Her identity was leaked pretty early though to be fair. But I agree, and I love her Cormoran Strike novels a lot.

>>86947964
You have terrible taste.

>>86947297
I don't remember this scene but were they actually wearing wrong uniforms or is it an edit because Hermione in Blue gets my dick hard

>>86948064
NOT!
AN!
ARGUMENT!

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>>86938028

>>86948064
They're decent detective novels with interesting mysteries and satisfying conclusions. Rowling's writing has also definitely improved since HP.

>>86938322
Her parents moved to Australia

What made Azkaban such a great film? I know many people consider it the best one and I really like it too, but what about it made it so great?

>>86938028
Never stop

>>86937641
Rowling works in mysterious ways

>>86949492
I love PoA for its world building, and the movie did a great job putting it on screen with locations like Hogsmeade. It's also really comfy viewing in general.

>>86949492
>>86950609
Change of directors gave it a breath of fresh air
I still sort of get annoyed how they messed about with the hogwarts grounds by changing the layout and I think that one also started the casual clothes trend

>>86948077
Just a thought...

Hermione in a navy blue Japanese school uniform.

>>86946480
>By the time goblet of fire came our the only attractive think left of her was the nostalgia of the older movies
I was born in 1992 as well and had a crush on Hermione as I grew up with the films but I didn't stop when she was like 12. Emma Watson matured very well and people who say she "peaked" before puberty really hit her kinda give off a pedo vibe to be honest.

>>86951103
I wish HP was more of a hit in Japan. Think of all the hentai and cosplay stuff we would have.

I've never understood how the series didn't really take off there but for some reason they DO have a theme park

>>86947076
not always

>>86938028
this and bane always get me

>>86937641
What do you think her pee would taste like if she peed into your mouth haha just a funny thought as a joke haha and what does her farts smell like?

>>86947718
then he got him and his best friend hooked up with two hot Indian twins.
then they spent the whole night ignoring the girls to take a nice romantic walk together through the grounds.

>>86943828
>Considering how much more progressive world got in the 20th century
Wizard community is an allegory of Gay community.

>>86951509
okay this is autism right here though

not even memeing

this is paranoia, mate

>>86944388
some implied rape footage would have been awesome but I am ok with what we got

>>86946605
>>86946700
>>86947076
>>86951326
It's written through Harry's eyes, which is why we never get to read Ron or Hermione's thoughts, but there's definitely a narrator who describes the changing of the seasons amongst other things.

It's all irrelevant though if we're talking about Cho Chang and Ginny. Sure, we see through Harry's thoughts that he finds them attractive, but it's also stated many times that both girls were very popular and had a huge group of friends, so it's normal to assume they're good-looking and not just people only Harry really fancies. Cho got together with the school's most popular guy and Ginny has gone through about 8 boyfriends

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>>86937641
Why would two Drs leave their kids all alone while they go out for a meal on holiday safe in the knowledge that one of them definitely won't be kidnapped and sold off for spares?
>inb4 they did it
>inb4 everyone already fucking knows

>>86944388
>>86951606
>implied rape
What? When was there ever implied rape to be cut anyway? The torture stuff is still in though with Bellatrix carving "mudblood" into Hermione's arm.

>>86951627
i meant not always as in
>opening chapter of PS is from McGonagals pov
>i know theres a part in PS from Hermione's pov. When she sets Snapes robes on fire maybe

>GoF starts from the old Muggles pov

>HBP has the other minister and the Bella Narcissa and Snape scene

I'm not counting Voldy scenes cause he's intertwined with Harry

but yeah Harry wanted Cho big time that's why he didn't really notice other girls. Hell he barely even recognized that Fluer was hot and she had her half veela attractiveness

Umbridge was a much better villain than Voldemort. Her working for the government who are supposed to be the good guys, while slowly taking over the school and forcing any student to physically torture themselves was unnerving and excellently done. And then having this monster dress up in cute cuddly pink and use a sweet, gentle voice while doing it all made it even better.

Admit it, she was much more interesting than Voldemort and you had much more reason to hate her guts.

>>86951606
don't get to excited
>>86951769
implied rape probably comes from one of the death eaters. Bella playing with her food before or even Grayback the werewolf talking about how tasty the school kids look or something

>>86951861
Those are the exceptions yeah. Most of the books start with a chapter (sometimes more) where Harry isn't the main focus yet and we do see into the minds of Mr. Dursley in the first book. Once Harry's into the story though it never switches apart from Hermione setting fire to Snape's robes that one time. I would've liked to see more of the main cast's thoughts though, because it helps a lot in certain scenes, but Rowling sticking to Harry gave birth to all those convoluted lines like "She had a I'm-not-sure-about-this face", when we could've just had some internal thoughts

>>86952037
>Bella playing with her food
That's just implied torture which is very much in-character for her. She wouldn't rape her victims because the only cock she wants is Voldemort's.

>Grayback the werewolf talking about how tasty the school kids look
Also a bit of a stretch. All we know about Greyback is that he delights in spreading his Werewolf infliction by biting others. His thing about children was about infecting them when they're young to horrify the parents and in order to build up an army of Werewolves to take over.

>>86951979
okay i admit it, this is true

>>86951509
>>86951542
That's obviously a joke.

As for the reason wizards hide from muggles, it's a pretty flimsy reason. I get that the witch hunts would have given them reason to hide and form a secret community but those hunts were 500 years ago.
If today a bunch of wizards came out of hiding and showed the world their magic abilities I doubt everyone's reaction would be to kill them on sight. There really is no particular logical reason for the secrecy, it was just there because it was useful to the story.

>>86938322
Why didn't Hermione just use a spell after the fight with Voldemort to return her parent's memories?

>>86951979
>>86952510
It was a stroke of genius really and it worked so good.

>having this monster dress up in cute cuddly pink and use a sweet, gentle voice while doing it all made it even better.
That's what made her great, the clothes, the pretense, the kitties on the wall all made her a chilling baddie

>Admit it, she was much more interesting than Voldemort and you had much more reason to hate her guts.
True, there was definite tension whenever she spoke or interfered in some way and I couldn't wait for her to die. Voldy was just sort of "there" and just evil and he never really did anything huge to make you hate him

>>86952988
That's exactly what she did after Voldemort was defeated though
Why would you think she'd let her parents run around Australia now that the threat is gone

>>86938457
My favourite is the girl getting rammed by the old Asian guy and you can tell she's a sex slave

>>86938028
Credits for getting it in on the first reply, but I thought we settled for "Brap!" instead of "No!"

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>>86951979
Umbridge's great, I remember reading Deathly Hallows and being so hyped when she returned. She should've had a death scene though

>>86953962
It was enough for me to think that she drowned on centaur cum

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Fuck, marry, kill, keep supply of hairs for Polyjuice Potion?

>>86954286
Kill, marry, polyjuice, fuck

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Hogwarts and Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters duke it out. Who reigns supreme?

>>86954145
Her being raped by a herd of centaurs was a great ending for her, but then they brought her back in book 7 and she never really got another punishment. Should've gotten the dementor's kiss in that courtroom after losing control of them. Would be an appropriate ending since she sent those dementors to attack Harry in book 5.

>>86954286
Marry, kill, polyjuice, fuck.

>>86953218
Link?

>>86954286
Fuck, marry, polyjuice, kill.

Fuck you, Luna is best girl.

>>86954286
Fuck, marry, polyjuice, kill
Fuck Ginny just for the one-off
Marry Luna because life together would never be dull and she's cute and devoted
Keep Hermione's DNA because she's gorgeous but probably terrible to live with, and the polyjuice could spice up my sex life, rape life, and masturbate life.
Kill Cho because who even cares about Cho

Ignore the students, which Hogwarts teacher would you fuck?
McGonagall for me because she seems the most repressed and would enjoy it/be grateful the most.

>>86951295
>I wish HP was more of a hit in Japan.
>I've never understood how the series didn't really take off there
Same. I thought Japan loved things drowned in Britishness. They go mad about Sherlock Holmes and you'd think they'd love a British boarding school setting. The series is also steeped with popular anime cliches like magical abilities, tournament arc, magic battles reminiscent of Dragonball Z etc.

Why didn't they just shoot Voldemort?

>>86955758
Killing his main body wouldn't kill him. He had split his soul into seven parts, each containing a portion of his soul, so that anyone seeking to kill him would have to destroy his 7 horcruxes first.

>>86955830
Why doesn't everyone do that to be nigh-immortal too?

>>86955914
It's not very well known, and it's also very evil, dark magic. Splitting your soul is one of the darkest spells in the Harry Potter universe, perhaps even more evil than the famous Avada Kedavra.

>>86955999
>because its evil and shit
Not very good reasoning tbqh famm

>>86956031
Honestly not much is known about the spell. The only guy we ever get information about it from actually attempts to obstruct Harry's finding out about the spell.

The professor who told (young) Voldemort about the spell was charmed by his charisma. He was very reluctant and embarrassed to tell Harry that he was the one who told Voldemort about the spell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buJPwD5nW1g

>>86955758
>>86955830
In all seriousness killing his main body isn't a bad idea. It took him 13 years as a harmless spirit to get a body again. It's not the solution, but it would put off the problem for a long time.

>>86955914
It's tremendously difficult magic and it involves murdering someone. Not many people desire immortality anyway and those that think about it probably wouldn't go through with killing people. Not to mention the fact that if you were caught you'd spend your life in infinite depression prison with the Dementors.

>>86955495
What? They're all old and unattractive, could maybe stretch to Trelawney but still

>>86955914
>>86955999
>>86956031
It's sort of glossed over but it is implied that the procedure is highly dangerous and you could easily fuck up and kill yourself.

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>>86954286
marry, fuck, keep, kill

What're your thoughts on JK Rowling expanding the story little by little years later?
Do you like learning more about the world and characters or do you feel she's desperately holding on to a wizard universe she should've let go once she finished the books?

>>86956845
It's crap. Like trying to make your house bigger by pumping more volume into each room before your house breaks.

Should have ended with GoF.

>>86956845
Not a fan of what she's doing recently. Didn't mind the Dumbledore gay thing because I can imagine that she as a writer knew that but there was never an opportunity or point to write it into the plot. But all these knew schools and their terrible origins are laughable.
The little bits of backstory she used to write years ago were interesting though, like McGonagall and Umbridge's life, again just things she probably knew but never got the chance to put into the books. But these days she's just making it all up

why didn't harry learn a spell to get his eyesight fixed?

>>86951861
>Hell he barely even recognized that Fluer was hot and she had her half veela attractiveness
That was odd because he went full retard during the Veela display at the world cup. Basically Fleur was attractive to all men since it's in her DNA, but only Harry seemed to be immune to it.

>>86957277
He didn't want to lose his iconic glasses look man, though I'm sure there are spells for fixing eyesight if there are spells to fix your teeth.

Makes you wonder why there isn't a Healer course at Hogwarts, since working at St. Mungo's Hospital is one of about three professions for wizards

>>86938028
Absolutely based, I want this posted for every Harry Potter thread

>>86951183

People who say sieg heil kinda give off a nazi vibe to be honest

>>86956845
I wouldn't have a problem with it, if her new stuff were any good.

I love the Harry Potter universe and would love to have more stories set there. I just feel she's pandering to SJWs in a way I don't like.

>>86957690
I don't like the little unnecessary details she sneaks in for no reason.

>I love the Harry Potter universe and would love to have more stories set there.
Same here, and I actually thought Fantastic Beasts did a great job of setting a story in the HP universe. Expanding the wizarding world done in a good way. It could've been absolutely terrible but it turned out pretty good. I'm hoping for more stories set in the HP universe in future.

it also feels like Rowling didnt actually trust herself writing the original series, especially with this nonsense about how harry and hermione should've coupled up

>>86957597
Hi, welcome to 4chan.

>>86957976
>especially with this nonsense about how harry and hermione should've coupled up
For the last time, she never said that. She said she coupled Ron and Hermione for the wrong reasons (it being planned from the start but not feeling right anymore as the books and characters progressed). Not a single mention of Harry and Hermione. But the tabloids went nuts with it and millions of people took her misquoted words to mean she wanted to pair up Harry and Hermione.

>tfw you'll never fuck a loli Hermione like her daddy probably did

How did Emma ever recover once those nudes leaked? It was right when she started university after finishing filming HP as well. Everyone in her class must have seen the pics

>>86958285
>(it being planned from the start but not feeling right anymore as the books and characters progressed
You're right about her not mentioning the Hermoine/Harry pairing, but she didn't say that either. Rowling said that she paired Ron with Hermoine as wish fulfillment instead of going with the standard literary convention (pairing the main character with the girl) and did so knowing people would be unhappy with it. She also sort of implied she didn't realize she made the pairing out of wish fulfillment for a long time.

Basically, she never said anything bad about the pairing, she just admitted that she wanted her self insert to end up with the nice guy she based on her best friend.

>>86958903
I just don't understand the Harry/Hermione people. Reading the books there was never a moment where I thought they would end up together, it was the perfect example of a platonic friendship between a boy and a girl.

>>86954286
Hermione and Luna are getting married and polyjuiced, but I'm having a hard time deciding which gets what.

Fuck Ginny just to cuck Harry and Ron in one stroke and because the chink is a literal who and I don't have yellow fever

>>86955495
>>86956301
I'd fuck the silver haired broomstick dyke from the first movie

I'd give moaning Myrtle and Ravenclaw's daughter a good show too

>>86959635
How do you fuck a ghost? Just stand there erect and have them fly into you for the cool breeze?

>>86959943
That's why I said I'd give them a good show

I don't know if they can touch themselves but there is going to be masturbation, mutual or not

>>86941038
ya got that right

>>86939484
She was an adult at that point. Surely everyone assumed she had either just moved out or was still off at her boarding school.