My best friend died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone.
who /wasted&wounded/ here
>>86936055
I live for this shit. I love it.
>>86936085
Bring it the fuck on.
>Hi I'm Ryan Dunn and this is drunk driving!
>Ryan gets in his car after shotgunning a beer and rams into a tree
>Secret camera shows Ryan getting out and jumping into a van before it catches fire
>News footage of Ryan's death while the jackass crew laugh at how they pulled it off
>Knoxville laughing at Bam crying
>6 years later
>Bam, we got someone you want to meet
>"R-Ryan?"
>GOT YOU DUDE, GOT YOU SO GOOD! Six years!
>Then Bam falls under a false section of floor into a snake pit. Bam crying and yelling while everyone is laughing their ass off
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr-s_rRwOf8
>Jackass 4
>>86936297
alternatively
>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan the grass beneath him gives way
>falls into snake pit
>looks up
>Dunn takes off his mask
>it was Knoxville in costume the whole time
>Dude, are you crying Bam?
>what a fucking pussy
>>86936163
Payback's a bitch motherfu
>>86936055
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOHH AHHHHWAAAAOOOOOOH
this guy is the future of conor mcgregor
>lmao dude he has more money than you so keep your mouth shut ;)
yeah but you can tell a retard and his money/life are soon parted, always, without fail
>>86936415
god damnit lol
>>86936666
sick quads super satan
>>86936297
>>86936415
Better version
>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan, Knoxville shot Dunn with a shotgun
>Knoxville laughing at Bam covered in Dunn's brain
>And THEN falls into snake pit
>>86936934
this will do