>ITT: Times the interviewers were in the wrong https://ww

>>86932391
I should have timestamped the vid to get to the point: was referring to part at 2:00 when they call Cara irritated and then tell her to get some sleep and have a red bull and then Cara whispers "that was too far".

;_;

>i'm shuttin yer butt DOWN

>>86932391
what the fuck is that video you linked you piece of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU2TaP4UGQ

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god she is fucking disgusting

>people have fapped to this

>>86932771
probably one of her better pics honestly

>>86932771
Saved to troll cara threads

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>>86932391
>Americans in charge of understanding dry humour or recognising that you can be happy and content without looking like pic related for a whole interview

I guess it's born out of American "culture" (for lack of a better word) being inherently superficial and contrived. Most Americans have never had an authentic conversation in their entire life.

>>86932771
I like her face tbphwyf. She does have the body of a 10 year old boy with hormonal issues though. The buzz cut does not work for her.

>>86932771
>dat smooth tummy

would lick day and nite.

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>>86932391
closed the video immediately after hearing that woman talk.

>>86932849

She has a pretty face, why did she have to ruin it with lesbo hair? ;_;

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>cara will never serenade you

>>86932810
literally what the fuck are you even trying to say?

>it's yet another faggot foreigner uses google translate episode

>>86932876

I wonder what it feels like to look down and put your fat ugly black cock in some white model's beautiful angelic face? It must feel so good.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0f9fpwGsyg

Literally /tv/

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>>86932391
>She was in a moooooood......

>>86932917
his post was actually very clear and cohesive. now be quiet american while actual humans discuss things.

>>86932391
How did this bitch even get famous? I don't get it.

>>86932707
That was fun to watch. Wonder if it was scripted at all.

>>86932917
>can't understand basic English

Wew lad

>>86933090
sucking cocks

>>86932810
what's the point of looking like an unlikable asshole in an interview?
No one wants to work with an actress that seems like a stuck up cunt

>>86932943
When? Timecode next time.
Already went into a minute and nothing interesting.

>>86932707
the jew was right

annoying bitch

>>86933147
All of it

>>86933147
Interviewer walks out right at the end, but it helps to watch the whole thing for better context. Basically he keeps trying to steer the interview in a way to shit on Warcraft and Duncan, then gets butt-frustrated when he doesn't take the bait.

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>>86933090
She has a rich father I think that was able to get her many gigs in the industry but hey she is so cute so I see no problem

>>86933147
the interviewer is condescending the movie and trying to piss off duncan jones throughout but duncan remains humble and composed so the interviewer rage quits

>>86933185
>>86933189
Gotcha. I suppose I see him trying.

>>86932707
>show me a magic trick, so we can wrap this up
>hey, you're on my time
btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXF8Lhvjqa8

>>86933090
>parents rich as fuck posho londoners
>uncle big shot in the fashion industry
>meme model directors put in movies to get additional draw or either family pays her to be in movies
>looks like a tranny sho closet homos feel safe waifuing her

Nobody knows for sure

>>86932919
why are americans like this?

>>86933211
>aim to make the spawn of David Bowie lose his cool
>end up becoming known for cracking it and walking out of the interview you're doing yourself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBrP8zazELs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrsJDy8VjZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjC3ycS_2js

Based Krishnan thread?

>>86933124
She wasn't being unlikable at all. Americans just get really uncomfortable when people don't fake enthusiasm for their benefit. It's an American thing. Her interview is an example of how a lot of interviews outside the US are done. It's unsurprising that people from the land of McDonald's and Disney get confused when someone doesn't bolt an insincere perma-smile to their face for an entire interview.

>>86932810
sometimes a smile is just a smile

you're just another miserable nihilistic cunt trying to rain on everyone's parade

>>86933090
Her family is worth millions. They're long running high society types with lots of friends.

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>>86932876
>cara will never serenade you

>>86932917
>>86933124
>>86933373

He's completely right and you three know it. Americans are so far up their own asses everything has to be lalaland as soon as they step out of the house.

>>86933124
>>86933373
t. manufactured angry americans
aren't you supposed to a mannequin somewhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8WJfc6RrwM

>>86932943
What the fuck is this guy's problem?

>>86932391
>americans watch this

>>86933372
she wants to make Hollywood movies which are obviously for americans so that bitch literally needs to pander to them

>oooh look at me I'm a foreigner I never learned how to fake a smile aren't I interesting??
doesn't sell

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU
You are NOT ready.

>>86933373
Seems like the interviewers were trying to rain on her parade because she didn't meet their standards of smiley-superficiality. She's the guest on that show remember.

>>86933476
>>86933480
You faggots remind me of holden caulfield. Everyone's a phony but you. The truth is you're just unpleasant people with shitty attitudes and you project those qualities onto the world. Find a way to relieve all that pent up angst

>>86933706
mate the consensus on americans is that they are generally arrogant and completely self-interest with all actions directed at inflating the already wide ego. you can take that however you want but this is how people feel in this country.

>>86933598
LMAO you're upset.
>why isn't she pandering to me?!
I don't even like Cara and I've never seen any of her films but the reactions that this interview elicits from Americans makes me respect her a little bit in an indirect way. It's like you're personally offended by some girl, who was perfectly polite, not totally hamming it up for the camera. It's so weird.

>"DUDE REMEMBER YOU OFFENDED AN ENTIRE RACE AND ARE YOU SURE THEY ALL FORGIVE YOU FOR SAYING THAT STUFF?"
This interviewer is a piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZRfn2Rgqg

>>86932707
legendary

>>86933778
I'm not an american but pretending she's doing something respectful by not smiling for the """ameriburgers""" is fucking retarded

>>86933532
Based SLJ

>>86933706
>talking about projection
It was the interviewers that were projecting, anon. That's the point. Projecting fake personality, fake sincerity and fake enthusiasm seems to be fundemental to American culture. That's why that Cara interview is so jarring to you. You're so used to seeing every interviewer and interviewee act like they're bestest friends ever that when one doesn't, you spaz out like a child. The ironic thing about your complaints is that the only person even approaching authenticity in that interview is Delevigne.

>>86933907
what more do you expect her to do? she showed up to their interview and she was answering their questions. you may not realise this, but that is her occupation, its not a vacation for her. stop being an overly sensitive little bitch.

>>86933907
Why did you put ameriburgers in quotation marks? I think you're the only one that's used that phrase. If you're not American you seem to get offended on their behalf pretty easily.

>>86933928
wow you're so fucking deep man
face it, interviews are just as much entertainment as movies, no one wants to see how you're fucking deadbeat tired and a realistic human

>>86932967
>Non-Americans
>""""""""""""humans""""""""""""

>>86933364
he's not based, he's an obnoxious wog who constantly says edgy things to try and get another five minutes of fame

>>86933999
>americans
>(((humans)))

Cara is a cunt and if you like her you're a gay faggot

>>86934001
You're just upset that he sent Michael Jackson to an early grave.

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I love her

>>86933952
I don't think you realise what a sensitive little faggot with a chip on his shoulder you're coming off like.

>>86933988
>interviews are just as much entertainment as movies, no one wants to see how you're fucking deadbeat tired and a realistic human

Top lel. Are you trying to be ironic now? Are you playing the part of the archetype American?
>"Take you're personality and authenticity elsewhere! We want every interview to be exactly the same, just like our whoppers."

>>86934098
aren't you the one crying that cara isn't smiling in the interview?

>>86933605
Did he died?

>>86932391
she looks like a teenage boy. remember, the fashion industry people are all homosexual pederasts. really makes you think.

>>86934113
>"I hate Americans!!"

10x posts later

>"have I told you I hate Americans!!?"

Yeah dude we get it.

>>86934139
who doesn't hate americans?

>>86934114
I'm not the guy you were arguing with, retard

Cara is a typical britcuck

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>>86934139
You're right. Sorry I don't think "interviews are just as much entertainment as movies". Sorry I don't get irrationally upset and angry when a girl doesn't put on a fake smile for an interview.

>>86934179
interesting that you call me a retard when we have no way of knowing who is who on a website that is built upon anonymous interaction. definitely american.

>>86934237
Tbh I always get called a retard here although I am very successful irl. It's just an internet thing.

>>86932771

Not bad desu, weird facial expression tho.

I could see myself taking her down below and fucking her, with a hand over her mouth

>everyone that doesn't agree with my opinion is american
great thread

>>86933364
How can Richard Ayoade think and speak like a norwegian but look like a brazilian UMA DELICIA?

Is norwegian blood powerful enough to cancel the negro within?

>>86934221
you seem to be getting irrationally upset over other people thinking Cara sounds like a cunt

>>86934288
t. american

>>86933364
I dont like quentin as a person but I like quentin here

>>86933776
americans can hardly be considered people

>>86934237
You sound like a self hating retard American embarrassed that he's just made a fool of himself.

>>86934337
i agree. truly a strange bunch

>>86934342
not everyone has your insecurities, american

>>86932810
This.

>>86933706
This is the truest shit that's been said so far in this thread and of course the reply to it was mostly to double down and continue the same behaviour.

Don't you faggots have sneed posts to make or something?

>>86934371
I'm an ausfag.

You continue to prove yourself a retard

>>86934415
t. american

Kek all you faggy euros should fuck off, this is a website founded by Americans. Go leech off another site

>>86934445
brisbane here. i bet you're melbourne lmao

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I'm disappointed /tv/

>>86934467
America was founded by euros, dumbass. We own everything.

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>>86933987
Speaking as an American, I don't find Ameriburger offensive. We're the leaders in the world at making burgers. It's a point of pride.

>>86933793
One of the few respectable actors.

>>86934273
Yeah well I'm a 6'9 kickboxing legend offline with a Ferrari who bangs supermodels everyday.

>>86934480
She wasn't in the wrong though.

>>86933090

She's descended from exceedingly wealthy nobility, her godmother is Joan Collins and her godfather is the chairman of Conde Nast (i.e., the publisher of virtually every fashion magazine on the planet).

Being born with a silver spoon in her mouth barely covers the levels of nepotism she's been able to avail of.

>>86934237
Whatever retard

i want to lick her eyebrows

>>86932810
Exactly, every time I see "proper" interviews with celebs it's all just fake as shit, trying to keep an image of themselves intact when they likely don't care about whatever they're talking about and whomever they're speaking to.

>>86933605

>that tv presenter

i am in love with a woman again lads

>>86935605
This.

All you beta faggots defending your Jewish royalty top model that looks like a tranny can fuck off.

>>86933364
Wow that guy sounds like an annoying piece of shit

>>86932707
>you know the comedian carrot top
>yes, horrible
>well...
It's rare that you see such a full-fledged self-burn.

>>86935913
judging from the thread, it doesn't look like anyone was defending her but calling out the weird artificial bullshit that americans exhibit.

>>86932810
It's no wonder American stars always make a comment about different Graham Norton's interviews are, when they're used to the American style of showing up with a giant rictus grin and just answering the same boring questions related to the movie they're plugging. I can't stand Norton's jokes but he damn sure makes the interview-subjects funny.

>>86932810
SORE ARU.

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>>86932919
Cara is a dyke and her pussy belongs to Annie!

>>86932391
>It's an autistic American feels threatened by a foreign accent episode

>>86935913
I think you're missing the point.

>>86932707
>acting like a uncaring fucktard
>in front of a cutie pie
Can he get anymore gayer. At least, act charming.

>>86936458
is cara sexing that? she could do much better

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZo5fvpMfy0
Imagine for a moment that his wife WASN'T dead. What kind of useless fucking questions were those? Half of it wasn't even posed as a question, she was just making statements about his marriage. It's like something you'd hear at a boring dinner party when two people end up running out of things to talk about but desperately have to keep it going, not something that should come up in a professional interview. Especially if you haven't even kept up with the news that the woman is fucking dead.

>>86934001
>wog
clearly a brot imposter. Every brit would be able to tell he's paki/indian

>>86933364
He sounds like one of those interviewers who wants to be a "I ask the tough questions" kind of guy, but has absolutely no skill and completely fails at doing so.

>>86932810
imagine unironically being a bong
>have to pay a tv license
>have to pay for a porn license
>cant walk around with cutlery
what the fuck is wrong with your island

>>86936812
wog = not white, usually used most against indians but paki still fits the criteria

Hmmm I wonder how this incompetent girl got the chance to interview John Cusack. Hmm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXF8Lhvjqa8

>>86937663
Yeah nah fuck off poser cunt.

>>86937746
>can't even read a short thread to see whether something's been posted
>calls other people incompetent

>>86933473
kek

Kstew x Cara x St. Vincent threesome when?

>>86937912
google it tard

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>>86932771

>>86933364
The guy who btfo micheal jackson so hard he went to an early grave lulz

>>86934139
Everyone hates dumb and arrogant americans, heck even americans hate their country other than rednecks

>>86936756
girls like you when you just don't care

>>86938879
Soon.

>>86936783
Fuck off. St. Vincent is the one who can do better, and she ended up doing so, dumping Cara for K-Stew. Fuck off, St. Vincent is a goddess

>>86932391


WTF, I like this dirty boyish slag now!

>>86932707
wtf why is he being so nasty to the poor girl? Shes qt, shes for love and smiles and cuddles, NOT for meanness

Who the fuck is St Vincent?

>>86940449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n48vQgfXygc

>>86937391

>be britbong
>vote for a government that screws you over every time
>need to a tv licence thanks to said government
>pay for a porn license as well
>can only view vanilla porn because all other porn is considered not christian and is thus made illegal by government
>proud of national healthcare which is currently in shambles due to willful negligence by the government (people literally dying in the hallways)
>government convinces the national healthcare is shit because the EU steals money from the NHS
>actually believe it and willingly usher in economic disaster screwing over the entire country
>NHS is still failing and government claims there will not be any extra money going to the NHS
>can't walk around with cutlery
>get acid in the face
>country's debt increases while the EU laughs at us
>vote for a communist because he has a nice themesong
>old government still wins but mutates into something more conservative and racist than ever before
>student fees at £9000 per year and reportedly increasing
>the supposed patriot of the country actually leaves the UK
>buying breakfast costs one month's worth of salary

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>>86932810

Americans have great conservations. Americans probably have the greatest conservations anyone ever had.

>>86937391
>can't have cutlery at home
ftfy

>>86932810
Bong here and desu she was just being a complete cunt. They know they don't want to be there, she knows that. But shut up and put on a smile because you're earning millions for doing what a months work?

Also I really don't think they were rude to her. True anglos can banter.

>>86937391
being a bong living in bongland is literally worse than being a citizen of swedistan

>>86937391
being a bong must be the worst thing ever
>tv license
>porn license
>can't read manga or watch anime without being thrown in jail for being a pedophile
>can't own cutlery or bike tires
>can't even eat a bacon sandwich near a mosque without being thrown into jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlNHXQCT_4
>SAY NIGGER

>>86932943
He handled that like a champ, it's not often you see an interviewer BTFO so hard they walk out of their own interview.

ITT: Insecure Americans

>>86932391
I don't think i've seen any of her movies but i've watched a couple of interviews and some videos and i find her really charming, specially that hot wings interview.

>>86932810
>It's a foreigner pretending that the entertainment industry represents "American culture" episode. I hate reruns almost as much as I hate xenophobic queers

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>>86933605
whats her name?

>>86933372
Bruh, what makes you think the media act like actual Americans? Get some fucking knowledge, pleb

>>86932391
I quit after the first 3 seconds of that video.

>>86933364
lmaoing at Tarantino and Downey since they're trash but Ayoade fucked up that balding shitskin pretty good

>>86941454
What a fucking pussy.

>>86932391
>00:16
>"this whole thing is whole lot of a W T F"
just end my life

>>86941892
gwen van poorten

>>86941454
NONONO I DONT WANT TO SAY IT THE N-WORD

>>86942139
ta mate phwar i tell you what id eat a curry out of her nickers

>>86941454
Jackson's last line is fucking awesome.
Both this interview and the one that was posted earlier in this thread really makes me respect him a FUCKton more. He's amazing outside movies.

>>86933310
highest population of jews

>>86933372
most american celebs get tired of this bullshit too desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlqyLSiCDjY
comedian (who i like his standup) just does a dumb character because the shows are so boring

>>86932707
I totally thought he was being a dick, but you slowly realize he's just really awkward and trying to do his thing and she's completely misreading the situation and reacting like he's being a douche.

>>86933988
>no one wants to see
>a realistic human

these are the only interviews worth watching..

>>86934133
those are the best kind of girls tho

>>86933364
Ayoade schooled him. He side stepped the race-bait bullsht really well.

>>86935913
she plays vidya tho

>>86942527
These are the DUMBEST reporters I've EVER seen. Constantly talking over him, just laughing at everything. Man, if I wasn't so ugly and fat, I could do better.

>>86936756
>t.fedoramaster

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>>86932391
Is she autistic?

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>>86932810

>>86937391
elderly dumbfucks keep voting in an aristocratic government party literally created and run by the descendants of a foreign invasion force (the Normans) who have enforced a loose social and economic caste system forever since (with the majority, the Anglo-Saxons' descendants, underneath)
it's a direct line of oppression stretching back nearly a thousand years and has influenced everything in our culture, from our food to our language

it's probably one of the most significant cultural differences between the UK and the USA, I don't think the USA has a comparable divide between two different races of white people?

>>86932917
american education, everyone.

>>86942787

based cara

>>86941129
no one wants to banter with plebs
you banter with your mates and rivals

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>>86936783
Annie is beautiful fuck you!

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>>86932707
alpha as fuck

>>86942814
What the normies in the US can't find to racially divide us, they make up new artificial races, like liberal and conservative, rural and metropolitan, etc. The ruling class calls themselves liberal and pretends to have moral superiority and claims false oppression. Might was well be racial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ

>>86942582
he's aggressively hitting on her and negging her

and it's actually working

>>86942850
>what is personal accountability? Everyone must just be a product of some system I can identify!

>>86942814
oh and I should specify, it's the aristocratic, paternalistic party (the Conservatives or 'Tories') who bring in the bulk of the infamous authoritarian laws you're thinking of

though in the 1997-2007 period we had the opposition party (Labour) in power, they were run during that time primarily by a leader, Tony Blair, who modelled himself on the other party, the Tories, seeing how successful they were, (leading to complaints the two parties had effectively become the same) and brought in similar policies

this is why the rise of Jeremy Corbyn as the new leader of Labour has been met with so much adulation despite him being quite a radical Marxist and someone many people supporting him usually wouldn't support- he's seen as the only viable alternative right now to the aristocratic Tories who are in power and screwing everyone over with authoritarian and globalist policies, and his own Labour party predecessors who had essentially become the exact same thing with a different logo

>>86932391
>americans

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>>86932849

She looks better with a few extra pounds

>be spoiled cunt
>get modeling gigs through your rich daddy
>move up to acting after sucking producer dick
>never pay your dues
>never have to actually work a day in your life
>forced to go on promotional circuit for film you shouldn't have even been cast in
>something that literally every other actor manages to do with a smile on their face
>act like an entitled cunt and don't play along for the easy 5 minute interview
>get called out
>"muh British sarcasm"

I hope this bitch ODs sooner than later. Is she 27 yet?

>>86943014
>Pandora tattoo
Is she Abatap?

>>86933706
Uh-huh? Isn't that what the Vietnamese used to say?

>>86933605
>23
>looks like hes in his 30s
Help.

>>86936756
Lol what a beta kissass you are.

>>86932707
>1:16 to 1:38 starts becoming a stuttering clusterfuck
>1:38 to 1:48 she fucking hates him. he's totally thrown back onto his heels and losing the set
>1:48 saves everything with "that's not important"

HOLY FUCK! after that she was like a kitten. when on the defensive, don't get defensive, just attack again.

>>86942972
Cool story, fascist "liberal" blaming a conservative boogeyman for your own faults

>>86942935
Norm is too good for this world. We don't deserve him. He completely fucking destroyed those View girls in just a few minutes.

>>86933605
didn't watch the whole vid, just a clip
he has a voice like he has cerebral palsy
does he or is that jsut how scandis (or wherever the fuck) sound?

>>86932810
Worth quoting this again for the truth

>>86932707
I forgive Jesse Eisenberg of his Lex Luthor because of this video

>>86943109
0/10 Cry more.

>>86943099
It's not even banter or British sarcasm.
Honestly, everyone is at fault. Both the chippy Americans and the fact this bitch can't handle it. Honestly, I wouldn't call what the interviewers are doing BANTER, but the phrase "she couldn't handle the banter' is actually applicable here.

But no one is right. They all suck.

>>86934467
>This is a copypaste of a japanese website made by a 15 year old who happens to be american
ftfy

>>86932810
>>86943272

>REE LE AMERICANS MAKE ME SO MAD AND THEY ARE SO TERRIBLE I JUST HATE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT WHILE I CONSUME AMERICAN MEDIA AND POST ON AMERICAN WEBSITES AND AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA MUMMY HAAAAAAALP AMERICA IS MAKING ME UPSET AGAIN REEEEEEEE

lel fucking kill yourselves you pathetic obsessed faggots

>>86943166
kek I am in no way a liberal
the Tories' problem isn't that they're conservative, it's that they dogmatically hold onto power even when they fuck up, so badly they kill literally hundreds of thousands of their own citizens through a failed Austerity program

and then don't even attempt to acknowledge their mistakes or put them right

a good politician knows when it's time to tap out, if it was Labour or the Lib Dems I'd say the same thing and have been vocally critical of Labour's fuck-ups over the unions in the first part of the 1970s and the crime against humanity that was the Iraq War

>>86943377
>happens to live in best country
Yea, weird how EVERY invention and EVERY discovery of note happened there.

>>86943446
Also, every Brit is obsessed with eating hamburgers so they even call Americans "burgers" while they drool around their crooked and yellow teeth

>>86933476
>It says while crying about America on the internet for no reason

OBSESSED
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>>86943482
>Americans actually believe this

>>86943567
I knew somebody would be triggered by those hate facts

>>86933473
I would love it if either Helga or Clara serenaded me desu

>>86943529
The entire fucking world is obsessed with America. Why not deal with their own fucking problems? America isn't getting worse overall, it's getting better. I can't say the same for most other countries. Scandinavia is a strong exception but elsewhere? I would even have to say take Sweden out of that because Sweden is crashing. Why is everyone of skill moving to Norway from Sweden?

>>86943446
Truth hurts, huh?

>>86943567
It's embarrassing you replied to bait. MY bait. It's true to a point but the fact you have to reply.

Name one important discovery from your country from the past 20 years.

>>86934509
>Still claiming the only people smart enough to just off your sinking ship of an inbred subhuman island as "Euros" after they beat your fucking ass hundreds of years ago and sent you running back to your queen like the pussies you all are

Pathetic.

>>86943606
Because Norway has oil money

>>86943446
>WHILE I CONSUME AMERICAN MEDIA AND POST ON AMERICAN WEBSITES
Because that's he only purpose you serve in the world, as entertainers. In every other aspect, you are a failed country.

>>86934575
The funny thing is you're not, American beef is horrifyingly low quality.

>>86943613

Excellent non-rebuttal. Thanks for proving my point. I guess the truth really does hurt.

>>86943682

Yet here we are running the world while you sit at our feet like crying pussies begging for more. Boy, we sure are a failed country!

>>86943682
KEK, the US subsidizes the expense of healthcare for the entire developed world. You'd still have scurvy if it wasn't for Ameriburgers

>>86943673
Maybe

>>86943728
We aren't talking about McDonalds or a Burger King, dumbfuck.

>>86943728
Yeah, America only has one kind of beef and even that needs more horse and donkey meat like Euro food has been discovered to have

>>86943729
>Yet here we are running the world while you sit at our feet like crying pussies begging for more.
You only run your own country, just like everyone else in the world. Stop being delusional.

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>>86943529
except we even do burgers better than the 'burgers

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>OI MUM, BETTER GET OUT OF THE STREET, HERE COME THE MUSLIMS THE GOVERNMENT MADE US GIVE OUR HOUSE TO IN THEIR FREEDOM LORRIES INNIT!

>>86943770
You're arguing with people who eat a sandwich made from two slices of bread with a piece of toast in between.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3-5e0OOLKQ

>you will never be called a forward young man

>>86943746
>the US subsidizes the expense of healthcare for the entire developed world
No you fucking don't.

>>86943845
Nice b8. Even this false claim is loaded with flavor elements from other places, nothing about it is British aside from the imperialism and rape.

>>86943834
Listen, just say thank you and swallow our load then move on with your day. It's okay, we know you don't mean it when you get angry at us.

>>86943834
You sure about that?

>>86943770
American beef (and meat in general) is disgustingly low quality because you have terrible animal welfare standards and pump your livestock up with ridiculous amounts of god knows what chemicals and feed them literal shit.

Irish beef is known for its superior quality around the world, American beef is a joke and only Americans claim to like it (because Americans are the worst traveled people in the world and have never experienced actual good beef)

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>SAVE A LIFE, BIN THAT WIFE!

>>86943890
KEK, get faced with facts, reply with "nu-uh!". Enjoy wallowing in your ignorance. What country has the most Nobel prizes for medical innovation? What country's competitive medical industry funds the innovation for the planet's healthcare? The US. So how about you stop getting your knowledge of the world from leftypol and learn some facts, and heal your own ignorance?

>>86932771
>>86932793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyr7ZKkQbQ
this is pretty good

>>86932391
Mick Jagger is always full of energy for interviews.

No excuses, no matter how faggy the anchors are!

>>86932771
""""""""""""""""She""""""""""""""" literally looks like Zack Greinke from the Arizona Diamondbacks

>>86943850
I know. I've lived in Europe for 5 years... The only place you can get good burgers is from PLACES that use American style.
Honestly, its the same with pizzas. Italian pizzas are good but they aren't the same.
Problem is: the shitty pizza from America came over. Pizza Hut and similar are NOT good but they're superior than places where they put ketchup or mayo or corn on their pizza

>>86943970
Nah. Nice try though.

>>86943939
>>86943964
>No argument
And I thought americans being retarded was just a meme

>>86943770
i have seriously never known a single person who has had one good thing to say about the quality of meat after traveling to america, and likewise most of my american friends who have traveled abroad have noted how great meat tastes over here

>>86943996
>Source: My anus

>>86944033
Enjoy your chlorinated chicken that 1st world countries consider a literal health hazard.

>>86943912
it's my local joint and the beef comes from a farm the next county over
I've had McDonalds seven times in my whole life and every time I threw up within 24 hours, your burgers are like grey fucking goop compared to our firm, succulent cuts

>>86943970
Yeah? So America has no all natural organic farms? No grass fed and pastured livestock? Interesting world view. Isn't at all accurate but it's cute that you fall for propaganda. When you grow up you'll hopefully be more informed.

>>86944026
Have you considered that maybe you just like American food better? Or that what constitutes a good burger is different in the USA than it is elsewhere.

I mean if they're doing it a certain way in Europe, with all the opportunities to adopt a different style, then they're probably doing so for a reason.

>>86944115
>I-Its just p-propagenda!

>>86944115
Good luck finding meat from sources like that in America, meanwhile it's required by law over here.

>>86944086
My anus is a better source than your no source. Meanwhile, you could use a simple search engine to cure your ignorance instead of stubbornly holding onto it.

>>86944173
Still haven't given any source.

>>86944051
Cool anecdotes, faggot. Now I believe you!>>86944102
McDonald's strawman

>>86943970
What the fuck are you talking about? Where do almost ALL the animal activists and healthcare whateverthefucks live again?
You think we don't have 100% pure Angus, beef, whatever? We're among the few. I don't doubt Ireland or Australia has it too. But you bet your fucking ass America has it too.

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>>86932707
fucking christ

ITT:

Times interviewers were in the wrong -> -> -> Which has better beef farming infrastructure, UK or USA?

>>86944204
Neither have you. Get crackin.>>86944102
One time I had sushi from a gas station in England therefore all European food is trash. That's basically your McDonald's argument.

>>86944046
>Japan
There, I threw a bone to you.
Want another? USA dumped lots of money into Eastern Europe post-WWII and many countries are still happy about that.

>the only thing amerifats have is their food
>it's actually disgusting and nobody likes it other than amerifats who don't even own a passport
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>86941454
i call and raise you one morgan freeman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jnuXPolGg

>>86943939
>lol we totally rule you let my ad hominem prove it

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>>86944337

>>86944300
I had an American cousin come visit once
He used to start every morning with a bowl of cereal but instead of milk in his cereal he had Coca Cola
he was 16
that has been my defining image of American cuisine forever since

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>>86944287

better topic desu

>>86944300
I was asking you for a source, faggot.

>>86932391
Does she have a speech impediment?

>>86944369
KEK. I had a European wife for a while her vageen was like sleeve of wizard and she raped ants for breakfast and she defined my image of Euros by getting run over in the street by Muslims

>>86933147
>american attention spans

>>86944313
>Giving a few countries money means you rule the world
American delusion, everyone.

>>86944396
Then go find one, retard.

>>86944140
No, I love the country I'm living in's food. I love it, but I know that they and other countries fail at certain other foods.
>adopt a different style
Probably cheapness... Trust me: some countries are shit at certain foods. Some PLACES within the country are shit at their national food. I've been to German and hated their sausages. It's honestly all about picking the right place I Guess.


Ok, nationbaiting aside: Hamburgers are best at American restaurants. Some places have their own takes and it's good, but it's not a common occurance. I mean that truly as someone who wants to help fellow 4channers.
If you want good beef burgers, aim for the TGIF or Hard Rock Cafe or wahtever. Expensive but it's good.

>>86944407
she has dyspraxia, which affects fine motor co-ordination
one of the reasons she moved away from modelling was wearing high heels for the catwalk was causing her issues because of it

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>Have to visit bongland to meet a prospective client and see if he's going to be working with our firm
>Actually enjoy most of my time there because the women are such dirty sluts that I fuck five different "slags" in eleven days and the people are kind of nice when they hear my accent (New Yawker)
>The fucked up teeth meme is real but whatever I can deal with it
>Order a pizza from some place by the Hotel I'm staying in two days before I leave
>Tastes like a fucking poptart with ketchup on it
>The place is full of yurotusks eating it up like it's the Nectar of Life

I wish I could push the button to nuke you right now. I've never been more offended in my life. Ruined my entire trip and was an affront to God. I'm going to pray for you. Yes I am mad.

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>>86943265
No he sounds fucking weird.

>>86933605
Post yfw you're not that guy.

>>86944475
Just post a link or something, you still haven't given me any fact to back up your claim.

>>86932855
same

>>86944523
>Going to bongland
There's your problem, the UK is objectively the worst european country.

>>86944548
And I won't. You can learn about the world on your own. I'm not your mommy (since I don't fuck niggers) so I don't have to spoonfeed you. You allowed yourself to become ignorant, it's your responsibility to fix it.

>>86944445
As in, they're on our sides generally and appreciative. Add in the fact that places like Poland and Hungary HATE the EU's ideas, and you got two countries of possible more that would willingly ally with us.

But seriously, America has a huge impact on the world and you can't really dispute it.

Don't ignore the fact that America controls Japan's military completely or that most countries will bend to help US over Europe.

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>Americhads with their perfect smiles trolling /r9UK/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>(since I don't fuck niggers)
Pretty ironic, coming from a 53% white country.

>>86944435
I'm not American and it was 5 minutes long. I lurk more than 7 threads at a time, among other websites. Even worse: the pay off was crap.

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>>86943970
Bwahahaha

I could take this criticism from an Argentine or a Japanese since both countries are famous for having the best beef in the world, with premium beef cuts that are eaten in the best restaurants.

But not from a fucking Irishman.
Your beef isn't famous at all, delusional faggot. Enjoy your mad cow disease.

Every European I've met in real life has been cool as fuck. Those types don't visit 4chan. These ones are the bottom of the barrel.

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>>86944523

>yurotusks

>>86944689
>Israel
Damn surprised!
The top 5 really do have great meat, or at least BEEF, from what I've experienced.

>>86933605
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGHGGHGHHHHHHHGHGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>86944689
Argentina's beef industry exists thanks to America. They were taught how to raise cattle by America's foreign service officer for Agricultural development.

>>86944642
>Add in the fact that places like Poland and Hungary HATE the EU's ideas
Poland is filled with pedo's and hungary doesn't matter.
>But seriously, America has a huge impact on the world and you can't really dispute it.
That's why nobody outside of your miserable, nigger invested shithole cares about you.
>Don't ignore the fact that America controls Japan's military
And Japan fucking hates it.
>or that most countries will bend to help US over Europe.
Countries help each other all the time unless there is conflict.
Also, Europe is not a country you fucking idiot.

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>>86933364
pretty cringey more than based, it's like he's a fucking teenager

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>>86944751
Say what you want about the heebs but they sure know how to make the best of their meats.

>tfw kike gf and her mom makes lamb and cured duck breast for me when we go to visit

That shit is ridiculously good.

>>86944847
Pretty sure they were a major beef exporter since the 1800s

>>86943654
>American """history"""
The only reason America won its independence was because of other euros running to fight all the important battles for you, Hank.

>>86944960
I know mate. I just didn't think they were so high up. I would have thought Russia was even higher.

God fucking damn it, I wanna cook now. But it's 10. Thank god for 24 hours stores though. I'll check out some lamb dishes as that's my only weakness in terms of trying to cook and eat.

>>86944992
this

>>86944847
Argentina was the top provider of beef to the British Empire since the 19th century, you don't know shit retard.

>>86944909
Oh wow, these are some strong arguments.
>These countries don't matter
>no one cares, but we talk about you every day, hourly
Who cares waht Japan thinks. We control them. The end.
>Europe is a not a country
You are so fucking stupid. I know that... That's not the argument. Can you really not defend yourself without switching the arguments? If Europe as a whole is threatened, they'll probably help America first. Is it so hard to understand?

>>86932771
she's not bad, she has nice eyes

i hate her lesbian hair though, tf

>>86942020
Ayoade was basically preplanned. They'd discussed the "fakeness" of interviews beforehand and Murphy knew generally what was going to happen and just rolled with it.

>>86932917
wtf even i understood that perfectly

>>86942787
most Brits don't understand sarcasm or dry humour desu. We like to pretend we have some refined sense of humour that our colonies "don't get" but most people you meet over here are just as vapid and humourless as Americans.

>>86945129
>but we talk about you every day, hourly
No we don't, the only time someone talks about you is when they're discussing a film or tv series. Nobody cares for you as a country.
>I know that... That's not the argument.
Yet you refer to Europe as a country.

>>86945224
This. Honestly, there isn't that much difference between countries. We all have stupid ass people and smart ass people. Cultural things impact a few things but it doesn't make British banter experts. It might make Australian master shitposters. But even I've met Australians who sucked at it.

>>86932810
>>86945224
Everyone knows the Dutch are the pioneers in dry humor.

>>86945281
>America isn't mentioned every 10 minutes on 4chan
You might wanna lurk alot more. How many times has it been mentioned in this thread alone for the past 4 hours?

And no, I NEVER called Europe a country or implied it. Give up, faggot, you can't defend your stupid points of view. Go back to crying in your shitty country.

>>86933473
KEK

>>86933364
Totally based, he pisses off a lot of assholes like Tarantino and still keeps working, hats off

>>86945391
>You might wanna lurk alot more. How many times has it been mentioned in this thread alone for the past 4 hours?
I was talking about people in real life.
>And no, I NEVER called Europe a country or implied it.
>most countries will bend to help US over Europe.

>>86945378
The Dutch are the pioneers in no humor.

>>86945516
That's Germans, you fool.

>>86945554
Different language, same people.

>>86945596
That's Austrians, you fool.

>>86943446
Great argument lad.

>>86945596
Germans are angry manlets
Dutch people are pretty much americans with a different language.

>>86945510
>most countries will bend to help US over Europe.
Can you read? That doesn't imply Europe is a country.

>>86943606
>it's getting better.

part of it doesn't even have clean drinking water and this has been going on for years

What a 3rd world shithole

>>86945636
No argument is needed because you know he's right you obsessed subhuman. Now go queue in line at your local Mosque for a butterknife license and use it on your own throat.

>>86945671
Yes that does.

>>86945744
All he says is Europe. He never refers to it as a country. Learn to read English before you try to argue shit dumbass.

>>86944639
Not him but you are clearly lying

>inb4 propaganda article justifying paying 800k for a papercut

>>86945510
You're not a very smart man, I'm realizing. You keep changing the argument. I say "4chan" and you change it to "normal people".
Yea, normal people normally treat other countries neutrally unless racist.

>And no, I NEVER called Europe a country or implied it.
>most countries will bend to help US over Europe.
Oh boy, you ARE an idiot.

>>86945741
>reeeeeeeeee

The absolute state of yanks

>>86932391
>thread bump limit reached by completely assblasted americans who can't handle the friendliest of banter
>sperging out just like the american interviewers

Cara does it again. POETRY

>>86945717
Yea, Flint, Michigan which shouldn't have any people living their. One city. How many shit cities does YOUR country have? Realize that USA is most likely 10 times bigger though.

I don't think America is perfect. It has huge flaws. HUGE flaws. Most relating to 5-6 cities. But overall its fine.

>>86945964
Nice rebuttal. Proven right yet again.

>>86945974
>Bongoloids are absolutely butthurt and devastated ITT
>I-I-IT WAS JUST BANTER M8 U CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER M8 STUPID AMERIBURGERS WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ;_;

Like fucking clockwork with you "people". Pathetic.

>>86945744
I audibly laughed. No, that's not how the English language works.

>>86945989
>t-this part doesn't count

like clockwork

completely unacceptable even one city, same with the aftermath of Katrina

>How many shit cities does YOUR country have

You can be sure none of the people that live in them are denied basic human rights

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>>86932391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmUxkEbIR3A&t=18s

>>86946023
yes solid point there about the mosques

>>86946094
100% this. It wasn't banter even remotely.

>>86932391
>Cara's face reading the autistic ameriposts in this thread

>>86946143
My favorite part is when the subtitles type out his "uhhs" "ahh" "umm" into French.

>>86946137
I didn't say Flint doesn't count. I'm saying they should be moved out. It's obviously a huge problem with infrastructure. I don't know how long it'd take to fix honestly

>Katrina
Bad example. That TRULY is an example of "People should move the fuck out of that area".
I feel the same with certain parts of Italy. A few more years and they'll be underwater.

>>86932707

How wet is she?

>>86932391
that video might have been the most cringeworthy thing I've seen this week

>>86934084
YOU DONT SIT ON THE FUCKING PINBALL MACHINE. ROASTIES GTFO.

>>86942787
>british sense of humor
you mean a bunch of overweight men running around in dresses?

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>>86934139

>>86946979
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRAVO CHAP, YOU'VE DONE IT ONCE AGAIN BRUV, LETS GO HAVE SOME TEA LAD

>>86932707
SAVAGE

>>86943160
I think this is called social autism