>Character has to make a phone call >Doesn't pace

>>86919178
generally speaking adults just call and say what they need to say. r u a child?

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>used to be completely incapable on the phone
>forced into a job where I have to call people and take calls all the time
>easy as anything now
>when I speak to someone who clearly isn't good on the phone I treat them like shit, offer them no assistance even when they're clearly struggling and act like they're wasting my time which they are
Circle of life

>>86919278
Same desu. Feels good to be a phone Chad, probably the best achievement of my current job. It also helped my general social anxiety realizing that so many people can't even hold it together or take 5 mins of preparation to get either their demeanor or information collected for a call, much less both.

>>86919223
only mentally

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>>86919447
>call a business yourself in your own time where you're going to need to pay for something over the phone with credit card details
>I'm going to need some card details from you if that's OK sir
>oh right... can I call you back?

Napoleon Dynamite is the only movie that mirrored how I use the phone


I HATE being in the same room as someone else when on the phone

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>Characters have sex
>Nobody cries

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>>86919278
fuck you DELET

>>86919278
everyone should work for a year in the service industry until they can start a basic conversation with just about anyone. those skills are so clutch and it's the easiest place to learn because no one expects anything from you.

>>86919178
How do you guys get through daily life? How do you do things like make haircut appointments and shit?

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>>86919539
>Characters have sex

>character has to make a haircut appointment
>doesn't pace around the room for 20 minutes first
>is about to leave for the haircut appointment
>doesn't take a deep breath to prepare himself
>doesn't try to preemptively think about all of the questions the hairstylist/barber will ask him and come up with answers to them ahead of time

>>86919642
I worked in the service industry for a year and can't even start a basic conversation with just about anyone because no one expects anything from you.

>>86919647
A lot of crying

>>86919647
>>86919691
>haircut appointment

What the fuck... just walk into the barbershop and sit down. When he calls "next" stand up.

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>>86919691
>>86919647
>Haircut appointments

>>86919647

I cut my hair with my bedroom-wall katana like a true samurai.

>>86919647
>>86919691
>>86919735
>>86919744
>barber asks how you want your hair to be done
>uh...short?

>>86919698
do you make yourself your bosses bitch?

>>86919778
>Barber trys to make small talk
>Run out of the shop crying

>>86919698
What were you doing?
I ran a hotel with my dad for 3 years, it was just the two of us so we took odd weekends off and you're potentially going to be dealing with 15+ strangers every day, all of whom are entirely reliant on you because you're the only fucker there in charge

>>86919810
>barber is cutting hair
>have a sudden itch below the nose but can never find a good time to scratch it

>Character realized he's walking the wrong way
>Walks all the way around the world so nobody seems him turn around randomly

>>86920006
I don't want anyone to think I'm a glitching NPC.

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>>86920006
>character doesn't just pretend to check his phone before turning around

>>86919647
I cut my own hair.

>>86920006
>character doesnt turn 360 degrees and walking away

>character too scared to preorder the organic pineapples at his local market
hehe what a loser r-right?

>>86919178
>character walks past the empty checkouts to the self-checkout because he gets social anxiety talking to the cashier

>>86920048
>look at phone
>mouth "oh" as if I received a text telling me to go to a place in the opposite direction I'm walking
>turn around

>>86919735
>>86919744
Most barber shops prefer you to call ahead and schedule a time. If you just walk in you might have to wait 20+ minutes if they're busy. Plus a lot of people like having the same person cut their hair when they go in.

>>86920198
kek

>>86920198
>person looking over your shoulder see your phone
>Takes it away announcing to the world that you weren't responding to anything
>Everbody applauds him and gives him 100 dollars

>>86920193
>he doesnt get nervous from people in line at the self checkout talking shit because he takes forever to correctly scan items, leading to the workers to scan them for him and making him look like a child

>>86920193
I do this because I feel like the cashier is judging me for what I buy.

>>86920198
That's kind of cute.

>>86919698
kinda similar situation. worked retail for years including time on the front desk. That awkwardness just never went away.

Even worse, my current job has me on the phone almost every day.

>>86920233
I wish this really happened

>>86919748
Kek

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>character is in the bathroom stall
>someone else is in the bathroom too
>character doesn't cough to hide the sound of his shit plopping into the toilet

>>86920552
Why would anyone ever use a public restroom? I've never even used the restroom at work, let alone just out in some random establishment.

>>86920591
How do you go an entire day at work without having to pee?

>>86920552
>not sitting silently until the other person leaves

>>86920616
It's not hard to go 8-10 hours without pissing.

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>character has to be standing still for many minutes
>doesn't switch between having his hands on his pockets and pretending to read new messages on his phone every few minutes

>>86920646
I don't think that's normal bro.

>>86920552
>>86920652
>>86920198
Jesus Christ I do all of these


I'm autistic aren't I?

>>86920717
You're the meme version of autistic but really you're just a meek, shy person.

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>character is meeting new people for some reason
>"hey everyone, let's have an icebreaker, tell us your name and something interesting about yourself!"
>character doesn't start panicking

>>86920757
holy fuck my heart started racing just reading this. fuck those teachers

>>86920193
>>86920245
>Character is about to go to the self-checkout
>Realizes that there are no self-checkout registers in the store
>Panics and drops everything on the floor before speedwalking to the exit

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>>86920757
Absolute misery, especially when everyone else in the group has done something with their lives and all you've done is sit in your room.

>>86919178
>character talking to someone on the phone
>doesn't move the phone away from his mouth every five seconds to breathe

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>>86920128

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>>86920552
>character is washing hands on bathroom
>doesn't hurry up before the person on the stall aside finishes

When is the last time any of you left the house?

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>character makes a glaring typo in their 4chan post
>doesn't immediately exit the browser and go do something else for the next 2 hours all while continually thinking about how stupid they look

>>86920890
I left your house after I fucked your mother bitch

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>>86920906
>continualy

>character walks into the lunch room
>see another character there
>quickly checks their phone and leaves and eats lunch in the alley to avoid awkward conversation

>>86920890
Today. I went out for about twenty minutes to get cigarettes.

>>86920646
You need to drink more water

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>character finds something funny online
>he shows it to his friend
>friend doesn't react

>character is angry
>start frowning in real life
frog.jepg

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>>86921132
Have your sense of humor entirely revolve around 4chan memes truly is suffering

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>work at hotel
>asnwer phone
>"Hi I'd like to book a room"
>"alright, which dates were you looking to book?"
>"uuuhh....uuumm...."

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>character sees normie couples on the street
>doesn't """accidentally""" clash shoulders with the guy

>>86921271
what do you get out of this?

>>86921325
it's fun desu, fuck em.
I only do it when he looks weaker/shorter than me and I look like a mean fucker when frowning so no worries :)

>>86921370
kek

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>>86919278
Sort of same for me except I only make/take calls with employees or contractors for my company so I'm always professional but whenever I have to use a call service as a customer I treat them like shit now no matter what.

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>>86921218
>what kind of room did you need?
>what have you got?
It's not fucking icecream

>>86920906
>>86920959
LIKE POTTERY

>>86921271
This never happens to me but manlets and other women do this to my gf all the time. I'm a lanklet so not tough looking I just think nobody can reach me to get my shoulders so they just always just shoulder check my gf. Kek.

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>scene where character is masturbating
>doesn't rub his nipples with his free hand

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>>86921401
>It's not fucking icecream
is this the american equivalent of "it's not rocket science"?

>>86921401
That's why I ask "would you prefer one or two beds" then present the options once they let me know.

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>>86921478
Oh God this, I can't believe I ever jacked off without doing it now, probably couldn't cum without it

>protag has to call a business for an inquiry
>doesn't practice what he has to say first before calling

>>86921401
>what kind of room did you sneed?

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>>86921476
one time I fucked up and did it so hard I somehow knocked the guy into the ground, I think he hit himself in the head or something because he and she were really talky and after the shoulder clash they went silent. I ran away to not deal with them, didn't even see the aftermath. I don't do it so rough now

>>86921662
t. chuck

I've literally been putting off a call to my bank to have my account unlocked since last October.

>Character wakes up
>Doesn't spend 11 hours on 4chan

>>86921662
I make a point of dropping big guy and for you into phone conversations as often as I can, the more professional the context the better

>>86921731
I once responded to a question online with the signature "Al'Goth the Farseer, Hotel Wizard". I'm thinking about giving ridiculous answers whenever people ask what my position is like "Knight-Commander" or "Haberdasher".

>>86921787
now that's autism

>>86921208
that thumbnail

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>>86919178
>character has to go outside one day
>doesnt spend 10 minutes in an ice cold shower shrieking intermittently and crying to prep for being viewed by other people in public

I was told movies are supposed to be relatable to a normal person??

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>>86919647
>haircut appointments

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>>86919278
>tfw when i dont answer any calls until i've had 20 minutes of autistic alone time

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>>86923340
>answering phone calls

>>86923374
>engaging in social interaction

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>>86924613
>engaging

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>character doesnt feel constantly tired
>character doesnt have brain fog
>character has motivation to do things

>character is in a camp and doesn't say anything
>doesn't get talked to out of pity by the adults

>>86924786
legit signs of low test

>>86919778
I used to have a ponytail and when I got rid of it the barber told me what he was going to do - 4 back and side and cropped to match on top

I have said those exact words to every barber I've had in the years since and it's always worked

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>character goes to work
>makes small talk about what they did over the weekend
>it's not a lie because he spent the weekend on his couch alternating between getting blackout drunk, binge-watching old tv shows and masturbating to ASMR

>>86921680
Took me 4 years to register with the local doctor after moving here

>>86919278
it's a doggy dog world...

>>86926176
The phrase is "dog eat dog world"

>>86926235
He's just playing double's advocate.

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>character masters social skills
>nothing about people really surprises, scares or excites him at this point
Being normie is fucking boring

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>have sex
>girl doesn't waddle awkwardly to get tissues

>>86921717
>sleeping for 13 hours

>character starts university or college
>doesnt take the bus there because they have no license
>doesnt have to immediately ask a staff member to show him where his building is
>doesnt sweat profusely despite it being cold and wearing anti perspirent
>doesnt clench his teeth when around other people
>doesnt drop out after 2 weeks because the course had too much group work
Unrealistic and unwatchable.

>>86926235
Lurk more newfag or maybe just kill yourself.

>>86926235
Why would a dog eat dog world? It's his world

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>Character is a "super nerd"
>the games he plays are mainstream shit like mario and dark souls, while the anime he likes are mainstream shit like attack on titan and sword art online