In the first episode spongebob makes a crabby patty, but he doesn't

I mean, he HAS been training all his life for this very day so maybe he made some average sandwiches at first day

he realized there was no krabby patty

What if the patties were preformed and had the secret ingredient in them when they were turned into patties

He used to work with Sneed (Formerly Chuck)

>>86911665
fuck off underage
also
>tfw spongebob came out 18 years ago

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>>86911535
He lives in a pineapple. I imagine he ate the interior of said pineapple. Semen's taste is apparently affected by the consumption of pineapple. Hence the secret sauce.

Just regular burgers.

He created it BTS.

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>>86911665

Shit meme

>>86911841
Shit post

the patties were already made?

the secret ingredient was love

>>86911718
>>86911841
All me btw

He wasn't making krabby patties, he was just making regular burgers without the formula as a test by Mr. Krabs to get hired. His burgers were just so good that that the Anchovies were satisfied anyways.

>>86912033
This makes the most sense

>>86911841
>Sneedposting has its own Barneyfag

>>86911785
Is this canon?

>>86911912
>>86911841
>>86911785
>>86911627
>>86911535
This show was much better in the pre-trump and pre poltard world.

I think all of you 4channers would agree

>>86912295
The show hasn't been good since the end of season 2 you stupid bitch

How old is Spongebob anyways? He owns a house but is somehow able to support himself while working fast food, under a boss who pays him shit. He's also still trying to get his driver's license. Maybe he just lives in a shitty area?

>>86912295
Get the fuck out of here you piece of shit.

>>86912365
>>86912441
Found the /pol/tard

>>86912373
21

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Season 1 Spongebob is max comfy, do you agree?

>>86912365
>He doesn't like season 3

>>86911535
Yeah... whenever you see something like that, a wizard did it

>>86911535
Anchovies didn't know they weren't real Krabby Patties because anchovies have low IQ.

>>86912295
But the year trump was elected was when the director of the first few seasons returned after a 10+ year absence

>>86912555
I'm sorry you're right it is season 3 that was the last good one.

>>86912493
I've only posted on /pol/ to troll

>>86912645
Are anchovies supposed to be black people?

There is no secret formula
krabs made that up to attract customers

>>86912697
You should probably stay on /pol/ you stupid fucking nazi.

I swear to god this board is fucking stupid

>>86912373
he's also a fucking sponge

>>86912752
Did you just call me a Nazi because I don't like spongebob after season 3

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>>86912295
>>86912441
>>86912493
>>86912670
>>86912697
>>86912752
>>86912814
Fuck off.

>>86912836
You have actual mental problems

>>86912836
Fuck off dumb fucking /pol/tard, 4chan doesn't belong to you

>>86912814
ughhh jeez idk maybe bc u are?

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>>86911841
sad

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>>86912875
>>86912879
No, seriously, fuck off. This is a Spongebob thread. The designated political shitposting thread is over here: >>>>86905727

Now that that's cleared up, what's your guy's favorite episodes?

>>86912879
>try to have a good thread most can relate to
>redd*tor has to barge in yelling about muh pol
Like clockwork

>>86912879
> derails a thread with politics
> arrgh /pol/ stop shitting up this thread

No anon, you're the cancer.

Back on track.
Post best spongebob/worst spongebob episodes?

>>86913001
Maybe you should go back to /pol/ then asshole?
>>86912973
Whatever episode shows how stupid you are.

Really fuck off, this is why nobody likes this site.

>>86912973
I've always been fond of opposite day desu

>>86912543
>those houses in the background with no roads connected to them
spooky

>>86913025
Doddlebob/anything season 4+

>>86912973
The only thing I said is that episodes after season 3 are not good, and you took this to mean that I'm a nazi. Can you please explain how you reached this conclusion in your head? Genuinely fascinating.

>>86912973
Rock Bottom is pure kino

>>86913025
I generally don't like Sandy episodes

>>86913148
Probably because you are a stupid racist? idk

>>86912373
>>86912504
Spongebob was born in 86. The show aired in 1999, so he was 13 when he applied for the Krusty Krab. He's 31 now.

>>86912973
>>86913025
All I know is that Band Geeks is the best episode and I'm With Stupid is the worst.

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>>86911535
>>86912973

This is the best Sponge episode prove me wrong

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>>86913175
forgot pic

>>86913197
It's a really good one, top 5-10 for me.

>>86913216
>Sex

How did they get away with that?

>>86913197
I like it a lot
>>86913216
Don't driver licenses expire on your date of birth?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCWZIK8TFr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBVqmagU9dU

Season 1 Spongbob music is tip top elder god tier. Max comfy

>>86913001
>>86913025
you know he's baiting you right

He didn't know the ingredient of the actual patty, just how to put the sandwich together.

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>>86913463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHrfHVTvNfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953vagWiMJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wdI5EsdDIo

>Tfw remembering when Spongebob utilized its underwater/Hawaiian theme and wasn't just another generic kid's show

>>86914050
That's genuinely good music.