>watch movie >something embarrassing happens >pause

happened every episode of season 2 of Dexter. god that show was perfect

I don't pace around but I close my eyes very tight and let out a high pitched, screeching " NOOOO NO NO NO"

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>>86906672
(You)

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>>86906672
so other people do this to, good to know

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>watching movie with parents
>know a sex scene is coming up
>get up and go to the bathroom
>come back when it's over

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>open /tv/
>find newest frog thread
>post in it

>>86906672
>>pause it, start pacing around the room
Why?

I mean, I get having that "I'm embarassedin his place" feeling and pausing it. But starting to walk around the room? What the fuck is that going to accomplish?

How did you know that I do this?

I dropped Spiderman Homecoming after that kid shouted at Peter's crush that they knew spiderman.

I just feel it so deep in my soul that I can't continue.

>>86908144

>mom stands right outside the bathroom biting her lips

You people do this? Of all people, /r9k/?
I watched entire Watamote without having to pause once.

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>watch movie with parents
>sense sex scene coming up
>do the virgin walk out of the room and pretend to go shit
>come back 15 minutes later
>they paused it

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>>86908144
>>86908594
meant to quote (You)

>something cool happens
>pause it, get up and run around house

>>86906672
Huh, looks like I'm not the only one, most of the time I just cover my eyes though

>>86908566
>sex scene comes on
>mom starts biting my lip

>>86908639
>something cool happens
>excitedly jump around the room
I guess I really am autistic like my psychiatrist said

>>86906672
>boring scene comes up
>thrust my tailbone/hip area high into the air
>groan

>>86908942
>confuses hyperactivity for autism
guess it was one of those discount psychiatrists

>>86908372
MEMES YOU DINGUS

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>>86908566

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>Watching movie with mom and dad
>Sex scene comes on
>They both leave the room

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>>86906672
>watch movie with family
>after 20 minutes dad and sister leaves
>only me and mom watching now
>she starts to undress cause it's so hot
>jesus christ

>>86906672
Name one (1) time where this happened.

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>watch movie
>someone says something cool
>pause and listen to music

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>>86909102
>they come back naked

>>86909244
hahaha literally me
why we do this?

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>>86906672
>watch movie
>mom finds out its rated R
>takes the blu-ray and hides it

>>86909244
>1999 was 54 years ago

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>watching movie with family
>bestiality scene comes on

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>characters talking
>talk out loud to the screen like you're with them and part of the conversation

>>86909362
should've told her you would let her take all your big boy points to let you watch it

>>86909387
S-Sause anon

>>86906672
>Watching film
>Something cringeworthingly sad happens
>tilt head back and slowly exhale

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>Watching Brokeback Mountain with dad
>He bites his lip

>watching movie with mom
>she puts her head on my lap

?????

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>Watching movie
>Sex scene comes on
>Step sister immediately looks at my crotch area and gets closer.

>>86908144
>Watching movie with parents and younger siblings
>sex scene happens
>keep eyes fixed on tv, smile and take a swig of beer
>younger brother makes a transparent excuse and does virgin walk out of room
It's embarrassing that I'm the chad of the family

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>Watching love movie
>realize I will never have a gf

>>86909482
You should ask him how he feels. He might want to talk it out.

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>watch movie with friends
>suddenly they all starts laughing
>laugh with them even though i'm not sure why they're laughing
>realise my laughing sounds pretty fake and awkward
>they ask me why im laughing

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>watch movie with family
>kissing scene comes on
>nervously swallow the excess spit that forms in my mouth and hope they don't hear me doing it

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>Watching action movie with ex military dad
>character gets shot
>Dad says 'Bodies don't act like that'
>mfw

Why can't you just laugh at the silly character on the screen?

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>>86909619

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>watching popular movie that has a cute 16 year old in bikini
>Police officer decides to give me a boner lie detector test.

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>Watching movie with friends
>Sex scene comes on
>"man I haven't been laid in like 2 weeks! can you believe that!"
>y-ya, me too

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>>86909773
>MGTOW
pathetic.

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>watching movie with sister
>sex scene comes up
>she starts stroking my dick while looking me straight in the eye

>>86909836
Yes because whining about not getting pussy on 4chan isn't pathetic

>>86909845
I hate when this happens GOD DAMN IT

>>86909365
So about 37 tangerines ago?

>>86909773
I feel even lonelier after jacking off

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>>86906672
>watch movie with sister
>it's pretty boring but whatever
>it's Bastard Out of Carolina
>he rapes her in the end

>>86908144
>be parent
>think anon pretended to take a shit
>and is in there jerking off
>here comes that weirdo fuck
>... at normal...

>>86909773
For like 2 minutes, then the cycle starts over.

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>watch movie with family
>first time in years we've had a family night
>look over at mom and dad
>they're smiling
>everyone is having a good time
>suddenly rape scene
>getting pretty uncomfortable
>look over at mom and dad
>dad's smile is gone
>now im getting nervous
>try to leave room
>dad tells me to sit down and keep watching
>I'm sweating
>look over at dad again
>his eyes have turned red
>suddenly he throws mom down at the floor and tear her clothes off
>he starts raping her

I actually hate all you fags. All you do is make the same threads over and over and post the same shit. Go play in the road

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>watch movie
>like it
>come to /tv/
>people are shitting on it
>hate movie

>>86910288
no u

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>>86908144
>watching movie with parents
>know sex scene is coming up
>get up to go to bathroom
>"oh I'll pause it for you, Anon."

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>>86906672
>watch movie/hbo show
>sex scene comes at random
>I don't understand why they placed it there
>get confused and post on /tv/

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>>86906672
>>86908639
>>86909244
>>86909472
Literally me

>>86909020
Hyperactivity or passiveness is a sign of autism. Not the defining trait, but a part of it.

>>86909244
I don't get this one

>>86910288
That would be embarrassing...

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>pick movie to watch
>check movie rating to know if you should like it afterwards

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>>86909794
>watch movie
>there are no underage girls in it
>watch other movie instead

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>>86911806
>watch movie
>like it
>come to /tv/
>people are shitting on it
>praise movie as much as you can to see how upset people will get and how many buzzwords they will throw at you

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>know something terrible is going to happen to the main character

>pause the video and watch other things
>watch the show for about 1 to 2 minutes at a time every half-hour

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>>86913434
>watch a movie
>feel indifferent about it
>pretend I fervently hate it when people say they like it
>pretend it's the best movie ever when people say they hate it

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>>86908269
>this

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>>86908269
main reason I come here

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>>86908144
>>86912830
>>86909703
Is this the aftermath of boys being told sex is bad in America?
For gods sake, just watch the sex scene and appreciate what's unfolding in front of you and if others start fidgeting just berate them for acting like kid you're just watching a movie.

You're all a bunch of virgins except me

Watching movie with mom.
A gay docking scene comes up.

That was strange.