>The Death Note ends up in your possession somehow >Which

>>86894311
Barrack Obama
Hillary Clinton
*stein (* is a wildcard for any combination of characters)

Bane?

>>86894345
PRAISE KUK

>>86894345
>write "Goldstein"
>30% of world's problems solved in an instant

Christopher Poole

For me it's the McChicken

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Whoever made this shit poster

>>86894408
This and Kim Slong Ung

Op

>>86894444
For being, delicious, cheap and convenient? That's cold.

>>86894311
Mine.

>>86894311
Dabid

>>86894483
Found the McShill

I could really go for a burger though

>>86894311

OP

I would probably write Trey Parker or Matt Groening

>>86894311
>watches chinese cartoons
>is a faggot
>>>/hm/ but any of the weebshit boards will do please and thank you

I wouldn't write anything, because I don't have the right to decide who lives and who dies

>Sneed

>>86894345
HAHAHA YES! The toppest of epic keks and shadilay, brother!

OP lives a long and uneventful life. Suffers from severe depression and isolation and eventually takes his own life.

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>>86894506

http://www.ranker.com/list/members-of-the-house-of-saud/reference

>>86894483
>That's cold.

Unlike the scrumptious McChicken™ which is served nice and hot!

>>86894522
(formerly chuck)

>>86894311
I wouldn't use it tb h. Eternal damnation (or whatever the fuck happens to DN users when they die) is enough to deter me.

Write down every single name in the credits for the death note movie and then my own name for seeing it.

>>86894311
Trump
Pence
Clinton
Then start thinning out members of Congress

>>86894524
8
more
years

>>86894553
Nobody knows what happens to people who use the death note other than they can't go to heaven or hell.

hitler

>>86894587
Yeah I know that. I'd rather not find out.

>>86894581
Kim Jong Un

Trump
And then when someone replaces him, their name
And so on
Every person to lead the United States, regardless of politics.
I want that piece of shit to burn

Is there any explanation for why that sperglord wastes his time with petty criminals instead of going after world leaders off the bat? Something something muh "creating a symbol for criminals to fear?"
It was just an ego thing, right? Same reason he used a translation of his own name? He had to know someone would piece his identity together.
The whole concept of this franchise seems poorly thought out.

>>86894454
that would be my wife's son, what's wrong with it

>HAHA YEAH FUCK DRUMPF!!!

You liberals are pathetic

>>86894655
>concept is poorly thought out because vigilante kills criminals instead of random politicians
wat

>>86894454
Literally NOTHING wrong with it you autist

>>86894677
Two scoops of imPEACHment

>>86894655
>The whole concept of this franchise seems poorly thought out
it's based on a chinese cartoon for little boys, why would you find this surprising

>>86894311
George Soros
All Rockerfellers
All Rotschilds

>>86894655
>>86894686
well yeah

it also doesn't make sense that global crime levels go down because of him. how many names can he or one of the other death note users realistically write in a day? like a 100? there are like 8 billion people in the world, getting hit by kira would be so rare, and it would only happen if you got caught, so people would definitely still be doing crime

>>86894454
imagine to be Ryan Gosling penis in this scene

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I just want his suffering to end

>>86894311
Literally any cunt that promotes multiculturalism, social degeneracy and "equality".

>>86894708
not gunna happen lol

Angela Merkel

>>86894703
It looks like it should say "Co-starring Harrison Ford as Harrison Ford"

all white people

>>86894311
Definitely Trump. Explosion from radical terrorist/Hillary supporter

Jaqen H'ghar

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>>86894774
He's doing fine you negative shit

Owen Jones

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>>86894311
IKR FUCK THMDRTHUMPFTH

>>86894774
Yeah fuck you nigger he's getting better

>>86894871
Killing Trump is the best option to shit on liberals/muslims and others. Writing the cause of death is the key

>>86894686
>implying politicians aren't criminals
>implying he wouldn't do more good by writing down a politician's name rather than some petty thief's that stole grandma's purse
Literally fucking retarded.

myself

black people

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The thing about having a real death note is that there would literally be no way of getting caught in a thousand years, unless you were extremely retarded or let your ego get the best of you.
The shitty irony is that the main guy in death note would've been perfectly fine and gotten away with it if he would've ignored the guy chasing him.
Anyway, i'd start off with Janet Yellen.
After her, I'd clear out the rest of the federal reserve, then work my way around every major banking CEO in the States, and everyone in thier board of directors. (this would take a while)
After i'd lanced the boil, and let all the pus drain out, only after every major banking firm has been shaken and ((they)) are panicking and throwing themselves out of windows due to stocks plummeting, then i'd start with the politicians.

>>86894311
Will I like this movie if I know nothing about any of it prior to going in? I have seen several bad opinions but I have no clue what any of it is about... Would I enjoy it?

All the ISIS guys with known names and faces.

Not surprising the leftist and alt-right cucks are fighting between themselves ITT and killing politicians, both have low IQ and an undeveloped mind. At the end it's us pragmatic centrists the only adults here.

Any big guys here?

>>86894596
he's already dead tard

Tilda Swinton

>>86895081
Just watch the tv show you fag

>>86894553
>>86894587
>>86894603
They become shinigami.

In a Death Note OVA type thing, there was a rocker Shinigami with modern attire who knows about Ryuk's love of apples who asks to hear the story of DN from Ryuk.

>>86895133
i was referring to trump

>>86894311
anyone who works in movie development at sony. literally just pick a name and start there

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>>86895081
By itself, its alright I guess, though even then you're gonna hate how dumb some of the characters act.
>I have this magical book that lets me murdrer literally anyone
>I better show it to this random, quirky whore I just met

My main complaint is that it feels rushed. They tried to cram waaaay too much shit into an hour and a half, and the story and everything suffers for it.
Worth a watch if you're bored, I guess.

>>86895145
not a fag, just asking an honest question... I didn't know there was a whole show... Yeah IM not watching any of this shit then, too much effort...

>>86894491
This

>>86895210
>"I better show it to this random, quirky whore I just met"
>implying all of /tv/ wouldnt do this

>>86895210
Thank you for a good opinion and good advice, if I can get the time to watch it I will....

God

>>86894345
Being able to use wildcards makes this easy.

*

>>86895112
Same for isis.
I'd basically cleanse the middle east the most I could and then move on to other countries and clean their jails.

>>86895112
Killing ISIS member won't mean shit if no one will know about it. On other hand, if any muslim had killed someone like Trump or Pence ISIS would been destroyed within a week

>>86895150
Can you link it?

>>86895406
>clean jails
Pathetic. You should make government clean jails

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>>86894553
>>86894587
>>86894603
>>86895150
y'all are playing dumb right

the same thing happens to death note users as every other human when they die

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>>86894388

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>>86894311
George Soros
And then everyone involved with killing Gaddafi and destroying Libya. Their families included. Down to the last child.

>>86894311
I would seek and find your identity, OP.

>>86894519
I bet you're a ton of fun at sacrificial cult gatherings.

>>86894311
>Donald Trump

That's not his real name

>>86895625
This. Thanks to those cunts we have a bunch of "refugees" pouring into our fucking countries. And terrorism on the rise.

>>86894311
Whoever it is, I'm going to specify a cause of death too. If my L figures out I killed her first because she had a random unexplained heart attack, it's going to be easy to trace back to me

>>86894311
My own.

i dont think theres enough pages for all the shitskins

>>86894311
Ryuk

>>86894345
epic kek brother haha kekistan amirite pepe?

>>86894311
same :^)

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>>86895150
They get stuck in purgatory, forever

>honeypot: the thread

>>86895112
>killing off two dimensional baddies instead of the real cancer causing agent
start at the knesset and work your way down

ctrl + F 'snee'
>>86894522
based

>>86894311
Donald J Trump

>>86894708
8 years

Every girl who rejected me, every asshole gigachad they chose over me, my stepdad, Trump, the CEO of Amazon, and Patton Oswalt

>>86894311
Soros
Mccain
Mcmasterson
Jared Kushner
Mark Zuckerberg
Hillary

>>86894311
Mohammed
Kill 30% of the world immediately

>>86894388

honestly, this. and berg too. without hesitation. Eventually work my way to kardashian

>>86896391
jeez way to leave a paper trail to your door

>>86896497
But that nots how the Death Note works anon. You need to know their faces and write out the full name.

>>86894345

LOL holy shit, so much win!

Epic, shadilay

>>86894311
>Not Pence
Shaking my head over here.

>>86896615
Muhammad followed by Ahmed/Abdullah/Bjorgson/Saleh and think of an Arab man

>>86896391
Wow this explains the behaviour of liberals world wide

"God" and see what happens

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Every single human being in existence.

>>86894631
But I live in the United States, anon.

:-(

Jeff Mangum, and i would control him to release all his music

>>86894311
Rothschild

>>86896391
>Every girl who rejected me, every asshole gigachad they chose over me

>go for girls out of your league
>babble some random aspie BS at them about video games
>dress like shit
>be totally out of shape
>stink for BO
>haven't washed your hair in two weeks
>blame the chick for your own issues

and you wonder why they don't want to talk, never mind fuck you.

anyways.. I death note the fat fuck trailer park whore who trapped a friend of the family. Guy has a MBA and a 100k a year job but still goes out and fucks a 300 pound pig chick who was working fast food. So of course she traps him and now doesn't work and just bitches about everything, always. She is even too lazy to let the kid do sports being she doesn't want to drive him to practice. Even when my friend bought her a new car.

>>86897127
*tips*

>>86894311
I'll write myself to die in sleep later tonight.

Netflix producers and writers for that abysmal DN movie.

>>86897422
I'd kill you.

>>86894388
You have to have someone's face in your head when you write a name down, specifically to counter things like this. You can only kill one individual at a time and you need to know their real name and face.

It's the reason why Light, the main character, can't just easily defeat all his main rivals - they use aliases or hide their face.

Sheev

>>86894311

Christopher Poole spends the next 22 days giving everyone on 4chan mod privileges before running into inner city Detroit screaming "Nigger!" repeatedly.

>>86897422

Why don't you death note the friend of the family for having the shittiest taste in women? You kill her and that beloved retard of yours is just gonna find another way to JUST himself

>>86894311
Humanity

>>86896391
pshhh nothing personnel kid

>>86894311

>Le I can just write any name or word and kill off an entire population maymay

>Le I write that I live for 1000 years and die from an intense orgasm caused by my harem maymay

>Le I write my own name lol I'm such a depressed loser maymay

>Le reddit spacing maymay

Does that cover all the standard responses?
I'd probably mail pages all over the world to random people with instructions on how to use them.

>>86898143
Hahaha, that was good but seriously, due to his natural alphness Poole would just become king of the niggers after a vicious, nude, broken bottles combat with Shaun 'Talcum X' King for the leadership of the people.

>>86895047

Light quickly resorting to killing people is one of his major weaknesses

>>86896652
>>86895770
>>86894524

>getting triggered by anonymous posts on the internet

lel

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>yfw you don't know the names of the people who dominate the world
>yfw you don't know the names of the biggest jews in the world

Having a death note is a struggle

>>86898392

He'll still die of a heart attack once the time limit is up (23 days if I remember)

Once the name is written, they're fucked.

>>86894311
His initials are JR.

Take a guess.

>>86898491

>makes an edgelord le /pol/tard post
>gets made fun of

>haha triggered you guys!

So this............ is the power of /pol/

>>86894631
>believing the President runs the country and not the deep state

brainlet detected

>>86898551
All you need is one public target. You instruct that person to publish names and faces of all their colleagues (or whoever else you want to specify) before they die. To the best of their knowledge they will reveal this information that you asked for. That's how you'd find more people

>>86894311
influance anyone in power to hand power over to there subbordinate before killing themselves do this till noone wants to lead anymore thaen take up the reigns as a god/ president of the planbet and push humanity to the stars

I would probably rarely use it and maybe just kill killers or people who got away

I wouldn't kill world leaders like everyone else is saying because we all know that the deep states control their respective country and if they get spooked they will shoot nukes at every country they can and I would die

>>86894761
>how many names can he or one of the other death note users realistically write in a day? like a 100?
easily thousands.

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>>86894311
I've reported this thread to the FBI for making death threats against the president. MODS!!! DO SOMETHING!

You're so fucked OP. The Feds are going to rekt you. Straight to jail. SHADILAY AND ONWARD TO KEKISTAN!!

>>86898618
Joe Rogan?

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>>86898582
You are implying that Poole still has any heart after he left us so mercilessly, sniff.

Can anyone describe the gore scenes in the movie? Kinda wanna watch it but I hate gore shit.

>>86898827
Nope. Higher up.

I would use it to manipulate the stock market so I can get rich on investments.

Off course using it too many times would look suspicious so it would rarely be used

>>86894311

anon

>>86894311
My name

>>86898958

Final destination meaning over the top. Most of them are in the first half of the movie and you can tell when it's going to happen so they can be easily skipped.

>>86899181

Dude do you like Nihilist Memes on FB? I do too, it's soooo me XD

>>86899181
haha, dude, I have crippling depression too, lmao

>>86898958
there isn't that many.
>one guy gets decapitated by a ladder
>criminal gets stab in the neck into the mouth
>shows a guy splattering into the ground from jumping off a building

just over the top stuff

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>Donald Trump
>Shortly after mandatory deportation of all mexicans, illegals and cannadians he procedes to nuke the middle east, build a wall, make homosexuality and trannies a death sentence, gases the jews, sends hillary to jail and sends the niggers back to africa he is assinated by an unknown shooter JFK style as the american public applaud him through the streets
>Goes down in history as a matyr as a nation mourns

>>86897422
Except I fit into none of those qualities, dipshit. Unlike chadfags, I talk to girls about things that matter like art, philosophy, science, etc. They'll be back when they finish riding the cock carasoul but I won't give them the time of day.

Literally kill yourself

>>86894311
Chuck Schumer
Elisabeth Warren
Al Franken
Patrick Leahy
Dick Durbin
Hillary Clinton
Stephen Colbert
Trevor Noah
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Emmanuel Macron
Angela Merkel
Patton Oswalt
Jordan Peele
John Oliver
That would be day one. After that I would start targeting all the authors i can find who wrote for Salon, Jezebel, Huffington Post and all those other fake news safe spaces. Then those insufferable alt right youtubers who think they can "out debate" anyone by rattling off a talking point and calling people stupid.

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>>86898069
-stein
-berg
-blum
-blatt

>>86894311
Danny devito rapes donald trump to death then posts the video on pornhub

every leftist
every black person
every non-white

>>86894311
The creators of every single anime ever

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>>86894703
>that disgusting colour split in the middle

I'd start smaller. Recep Erdogan. Then I might move on to Trump.

>>86896652
>>86895770
>>86894524
imagine getting this upset everytime you go on 4chan, all before retreating to your redditor safespace

>>86902031
>every black person
>Uvuvwevwevwe Onyettw...fuck
>Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugw...fuck
>Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe muguhwem Osas...fuuuuck
>Uvuvvevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemehwem Osas......FUCK IT

>>86894345
why not juste use * ?

>>86894311
Kathleen Kennedy choking to death on a toy lightsaber

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>>86898069
I have the face alright

>>86900724
>things that matter like art,
Stopped reading right there, gayfag

Probably just go on Facebook, look for a post about something I care about, and then go through the comments and write down everyone who says anything I disagree with

>>86903543
I will now have nightmares

Putin, Kim, and Xi, and anyone who takes their place that doesn't conform to western ideologies

Ivanka Trump
Donald Trump Jr.
Tiffany Trump
Eric Trump
Barron Trump

With one day apart. Then watch the world descend into chaos in the hands of a mad man.

JJ Abrams - slips on his own poop

>>86894311
Jason

>>86903637
I'd find where you live and kick your ass you treasonous bitch

>>86894454
DUDE ORANGE AND TEAL LMAO XD

I write down the name of every heterosexual white cis male. The next day we wake up in a peaceful utopia.

>>86894311
Daisy Ridley. Death by having an insanely glorious orgasm after being my sex toy for 2 days.

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>>86894311
Death Note is actually a scripting language where end-line characters are human death.

>int a = 5;
That ";" is a human death.

According to the end of the movie you can literally control the universe provided someone dies in response.

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>>86894583
>>86898491
>>86902774
>getting this easily baited

I would probably use it for self-gain and become evil as fuck

>>86894311
>writes down Donald Drumpf
>nothing happens
>"wtf that's his name!"
>writes it again
>nothing happens

>>86894311
Adele. Eats herself to death.

>>86894708
nice b8, keep dreaming

>>86895175
Of course you were. Fucking retard.

>>86901473
Only works for males, foolish goy

>>86895268
I know I wouldn't. I also wouldn't take credit for the deaths of criminals and have some nigger in a hijab track me down.

This whole concept is degenerate gook garbage.

>>86896604
Honestly even if they knew that the most likely suspect is anon, how could they prove it in a court of law?

>>86894454
>facebook com/profile.php?=7332236

Have fun

>>86894703
Well played. I raged.

>find book and dont know what it is
>write name on the side of the book so people know its mine if they find it
>die

(you)

My own name, check mate.

>>86894444
I was hoping somebody from /ck/ would get the urge to say this.

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>>86894311
George Soros.

What if you legally had a name change and someone wrote down your original name and vice-versa?

>>86898069
>imagine just the nose, they all die anyway.

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This fat fuck.

>>86898622
Hating jews is not /pol/ culture its 4chan culture.

I want leftypol to leave.

To test it: maybe my boss. Then, I don't know.

>>86909555
THis cannot be real pls god no

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>>86894388
Still blaming people for problems you have heard about on the internet? With facts you have collected either from or for a conspiracy compilation video?

>>86894345
Haha, shadilay my fellow kekistani!

>>86894454
DUDE BLUE AND ORANGE THE COLOUR WHEEL LMAO

Did they even fucking try?

>>86896391
*tips*

>>86894311
Ridley Scott, at this point it feels as if he wants to die while on set