/trek/ - Star Trek

q episodes in voyager were the best q episodes in whole star trek universe

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I didn't know there were black Bajorans

>>86890619
WE WUZ PROPHETS N SHEET

>>86890156
Why do the Q fear the Borg ?

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>>86890691
Same reason they fear the Elaurians

>>86890691
Same reason you can't understand a joke.

>>86890769
The Borg have autism ?

>>86890828
kek

>>86890619
wasn't Jake's future waifu in that one episode a black Bajoran?

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>>86891225
"""black"""

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Captain. I recommend we hail them and extend a hand of friendship immediately!

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>>86890691
What, you think the Borg we see are more than a shadow of their real selves?

>>86891310
SHUT UP, WORF

Kes is 2lewd4me

>>86891315
>Borg begin exploring sub-space dimensions in pursuit of perfection
>weird metaphysics and philisophical mumbojumbo ensues
>a cube somehow ascends from group consciousness to something more
>coalesces as a single godlike entity
>splits from the Borg collective as it sees itself as superior
>???

I guess the power levels have to keep increasing somehow

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>>86891433

>>86891456
She's talking about species 259 out of more than 10000, the Borg very quickly started assimilating trans-dimensional super-beings. I would if I were a hivemind.

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>>86891542
fuck, I hate Kes.
How did they manage to create a Trek show where 90% of the main characters are shallow, annoying and underwritten twats.
Doctor, Seven, Paris to some extent, Seska(?), I'm not sure about Tuvok, sometimes he's ok, sometimes he's trying to hard to be a tru OG Vhul'Kan mofo.

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>RIKER: Commander Data, if you will, please accompany the Ambassador on his... tour.

>DATA: Certainly, sir.
>Ambassador You may find this of interest. These newly refined sensors are capable of pinpointing power emissions of a cloaked warbird even at a warp.

Why is Star Trek so comfy compared to other sci-fi universes?

>>86892013

Over-the-top optimistic view of the future, aliens and space exploration

>>86891884
Are Romulans /fa/?

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>>86892312
You have no idea

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>"Jim, how have you progressed on your 2-a-day minimum martini perscription?"

>>86890156
One reason why DS9's better than Voyager is because there's only one Q episode they got out of the way early.

Just watched the DS9 pilot and found it sort of underwhelming, does it get better?

>>86893605
Yes, once Sisko shaves his head.

>>86893605
yes

You're supposed to watch S1/2 alongside S6/7 of TNG, so while DS9 is finding it's feet you have comfy familiar TNG goodness to go with it.

There's a lot more good episodes in DS9 S1 than in the early TNG era anyway

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>Glinn Damar, you disappoint me. I thought I told you to not use my personal lavatory.
>You have soiled your honor, my toilet, and Cardassia.
>I suggest you reflect on this in your last moments. Before the hidden airlock in the lavatory ceiling opens up.

>>86893661
>inb4 ok he shaved his head but it's still underwhelming. Will it get better?
Yes, once Sisko grows his beard

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>86892013

The soothing hum of the ship's engines.

>>86891310
NO
-picard

>>86893605
Try rewatching the TNG pilot in order to gain some perspective.

>I sense... PAIN!

>>86891310
>I thought you were a Klingon warrior Mr Worf, not an Andorian Snow Bunny
>Full spread of torpedoes, maximum yield

t. Smug Riker

>>86893605
Commander-Sisko-eps are flicks, Captain-Sisko-eps are kinó.

>>86894257
He doesn't do anger very well tho

Man it's bad when Brookes tries to do a rage.

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>>86890691
>sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

this is how the Q operate.any race that doesn't see the Q as divine beings is a threat. Since the Q can be killed if they are caught unaware. like those Q that were the parents of this blonde girl pictured. tornado killed them of all things.

>>86894347
He can do the controlled, intimidating pissed thing well enough, tho.
He must be a pretty chill dude.

>>86894347
stage actors > tv actors

Kirk, Picard, and Sisko were all classically trained stage actors before going into tv.

>>86890691
Who said that?

>>86894043
That shit puts me right to sleep

you think someone in the star trek universe would have wondered if the presence of all these aliens with god like power, meant they were in a simulation.

it could all be a MMORPG for the Q.

/trek/ threads are honestly the only real reason I come to /tv/

Man they're comfy threads

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>>86894771

>>86891870
It's no coincidence Voyager started the decline of the franchise. Only the most hardcore tuned in to Enterprise, and only to gather sufficient ammo to complain about it online.

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Why did Spock's dad attack the Federation?

>>86894480
Are you defending William Shatner's acting?

>>86890691
Could the Borg assimilate a Q?

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Data, give me your fucking daughter.

>>86895379
Did you not find TOS entertaining? Did you not find the TOS movies compelling? He had a job to do and he did it well enough for me.

>>86895219
Pon Farr

Why not have that kid be Picard's son in the end?

Was it so terrible for him to have a family?

>>86895409
borg couldn't even get 8472.

>>86895467
Damn that shits rough.

>>86895487
Probably for the best lest he also be burned to death.

>>86895536
they did in star trek online, fucking wicked thing

>>86895579
STO is a canon clusterfuck that's best ignored

>>86895536
I rememeber 7 saying they REALLY wanted them, did all those cubes get fucked up going after them or did 8472 go after the Borg unprovoked, I can't remember.

>>86895600
you're right, but it's great brainless fun

>>86895660
The Borg entered fluidic space and provoked 8472. They then responded by deciding to enter into regular space and destroying everything, hence "the weak will perish."

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I wish they make a TV series that takes place between Undiscovered Country and TNG

>>86895703
Maybe one that followed the Enterprise C? That would be interesting but they would have to end it to fit with canon pretty quickly.

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>>86895703
Best uniforms.

>>86895689
Oh that's right thanks, I was in and out of it during most of my Voyager run through, but I remember it being cool as fuck seeing all the cubes wrecked.

>>86895703
those engineering outfits are pretty kak but Kirk looks amazing in ST2

>>86895740
That's not Captain Frasier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2hs0oZ6JuQ

>>86890715
What was she going to do???

>>86892013
Because the drama isn't senseless controversial soap about how dickish everyone is. Early Dr. Who is also max comfy for this reason.

>>86895927
>isn't senseless controversial soap about how dickish everyone is.
Wait until the new show.

>>86895057
Uh, no.
Enterprise started, and finished the decline

>>86895439
Muh daughter LuL

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this "training" would have gone differently had I been Worf

That prison O'Brien spent 20 years in (in his mind) lacked toilet facilities

Ergo toilets do exist in the 24th Century

>>86896137
>killed helping a Spoonhead

She deserved better

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>>86895728
the Enterprise B was used in the movie Generations, and the C has a known fate. So I wouldn't use either.

a female andorian captain. came up the ranks as a tactical officer. lost her first command fighting romulans, due to her own mistake. thought star fleet has given her a second chance. they assign her to a science vessel. which only adds to the shame she has given herself. The USS Oppenheimer is on a mission to explore the border region of Federation space towards the galactic core. they'll boldly go where no man has gone before, and the captain will get redemption with the constant conflicts with the Romulans.

>>86890691

They don't.

Why would you go to quarks for Synth Ale?

Surely the point of going to a bar where you pay is to get a real drink, not a replicated one

>>86893605
it takes 5 seasons to become consistently good

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>>86896273
she really did..

>>86896320
the point of synth ale is that you sober up quickly and no negative after effects. you basically can get trashed all the time and no consequences.

>that episode where Picard says he thinks science officers are pathetic

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>>86896469
well he wasn't wrong.

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>>86893913
"We have a saying back on earth; Show, don't tell."

>>86896469
Science officers are pathetic though

What sort of homo joins Starfeelt to study fungus and shit

>>86896562
when you live in a post post scarcity society and the only worthwhile thing is to risk your life in space trying to catalog everything.

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Any fellow tech trade trekkies who giggle a little everytime they hear the word "relay" used?

>>86896562
How else would they fly to other planets to study their space mushrooms?

>>86896619
star trek ships are powered by piping plasma from the warp reactor all over the ship. then drawing electrical energy from the plasma.

the relays would do work by shifting magnetic containment fields.

>>86893605
wait for sisko to grow a goatie

>>86891246
one eye on the wormhole mirite?

>>86896693
Sum finns electric plasma manifold system an' shieeeet

>>86894386
>like those Q that were the parents of this blonde girl
they died because they stupidly made themselves into actual humans rather than just Q who look like humans.

An unaware Q caught in a tornado could just teleport himself out, or make the tornado disappear, or set the velocity of every particle in that quadrant to 0

>>86896693
So they are more of a strictly "mechanical" device?
Does the plasma energizes the EMF, in a "closed loop" sense, like a request circuit in conventional relay logic?

>>86896846
How was their daughter a Q if her parents were humans?

IIRC weren't they killed BECAUSE they used their powers after agreeing not to ever again? So they still had them, and the execution just took the guise of a tornado.

It wasn't a real tornado, earth has weather controls to stop that shit

>>86896469
Q should have broadcast Picard's little narcissistic autism fit to the whole ship.

>>86895579
Post a pic

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>>86897084
here's a shitty pic

>>86896303
"No."

The Romulans turned isolationist and the Federation had near-zero contact with them after the TOS movies. That's why Picard is so shocked to meet them in the beginning of TNG.

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>>86896561
That shit-eating grin makes me happy

>>86897204
70 years between StarTrek6 and TNG. Romulans were isolationist for 50 years.

In the 20 years between that. The Romulans fought with the Klingons a lot.

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Do you think he enjoyed kissing Mulgrew's feet?

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>>86897204
and did you forget the Enterprise C died fighting the Romulans to defend a Klingon planet, during the so called isolationist period.

>one of the episode plots is "reproduce with me and you can go home"
>janeway spends the entire episode obsessing
>Q gets some other ho
>tells janeway to fuck off

>>86897499
>>86897328
The klingons kept attacking the romulans to get more tech, as that's how they got birds of prey and cloaking.

Defending against a war of aggression does not contradict isolationism.

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>>86897541
and for some reason, the american civil war.

>>86897499
TNG isn't canon to itself.

>>86895905
Karate

>>86897601
HER PRIMITIVE MIND WAS TOO PRIMITIVE TO UNDERSTAND HOW A WAR BETWEEN Q WOULD LOOK

j-just ignore how the civil war stuff still worked when the human characters got involved

>>86897601
the civil war was actually about racemixing duh.

>>86897684
voyager confirmed for best trek

>>86897541
>Q is so undesirable that people refuse to fuck him to save 600 lives

>>86897657
If the Q Continuum can be a gas station on a desert road, then a war can be the US civil war

>>86897657
Doesn't the female Q say something like "they may be apes but they're still our weapons"?

>>86897600
klingons had birds of prey and cloaking during the movies, before the isolation period.

TNG episode "the pegasus". the Treaty of Algeron was signed 60 years ago. which was a peace treaty between the romulans and the federation. so there is a 10 year period between star trek 6 and the treaty, where the Feds and romulans could be in conflict.

>>86897328
This is a good post. You corrected me and reminded me of something that I had forgotten. Thank you.

>>86897499
This is a bad post. It doesn't contradict anything I said. Shame on you.

>>86897770
But they aren't actually civil war era guns, that's just how the crew's limited minds perceive them

So how the fuck can they use them, they're not actual guns

>>86897785
I didn't mean at the same time. Birds of prey were outdated as fuck even in movie era, so they kept after the romulans to steal better stuff the entire time.

>>86897801
"Here, borrow my Q powers for a moment."

There's already a precedent, thanks to that bizarre period of time when Q was fascinated by Riker instead of Picard.

>>86897801
Because the weapons are sentient/adaptive and function to do exactly what the wielder intends.

Or its just an intensely poorly written episode where janeway staunchly refuses to fuck to save hundreds of lives.

>>86890691
Q tells Junior "Don't provoke the borg". Not really the same as fearing them.

This is just my own theorizing, but I see Q as trying to stimulate the evolution of other species. He travels around the universe, looking for species that he considers as having the same potential as Q, then challenges them to try and become more than what they are. His reasons for doing this are unclear, but maybe it's the only source of entertainment or stimulation left for him. I think the reason the Q tries not to provoke the Borg is because when the Borg assimilate other species, they cut off that species' shot at ascending to the Q's level. Where's the fun in that?

>>86897895
>Q tells Junior "Don't provoke the borg". Not really the same as fearing them.

Tone matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4FGvMdhG80

>>86897874
Q was hot for riker because he knew if he gave pickerd powers he'd just cast some spell that prevented all Q involvement everywhere forever and then erase his own powers.

>>86897895
There's also the idea if the borg become aware of the Q, they'd start trying to assimilate the Q, and the Q wouldn't know until it's too late as they're clearly characterized as omnipotent-not-omniscent.

>>86897917
Shit man, my parents used that tone with me all the time when I was a kid. All that means is that he was pissed off.

>>86897801
It's an abstraction because the reality is incomprehensible to the human mind, like trying to imagine a new colour

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this wasn't a bad episode

but that fucking robot looks so retarded it was constantly distracting

>>86897917
from the books

the Q, some 60 million years ago, fought a war against that alien race that was God in star trek 5. the guy we know as Q screwed up and let an asteroid launched by the aliens hit a planet. which drastically changed the naturally evolution. so as punishment Q was assigned to watch over this planet and what ever intelligent life evolved on it.

now this planet is Earth, the asteroid killed the dinosaurs and made the proto-voth leave earth. allowing for humans to rise up. which is why Q sits in judgement over humanity. having to bug picard and janeway all the time. he basicaly has to baby sit humanity to make sure they turn out alright.

Q aren't supposed to influence the mortals. so junior provoking the borg would put humanity at risk and break the Q rules against interference.

>>86898055
I liked it. Captured the classic Trek vibe.

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>>86898371
>from the books
Fuck off.

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>>86894386
>if they are caught unaware
>unaware

it's "unawares" moron

>>86898371
>all that shit

Hell no. Will be ignoring that shit

>>86890156
The Q should have never have appeared outside of TNG. There I said it.

>>86898482
>The Q should have never have appeared

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>>86898574
TOS was full of aliens with god like powers.

>>86895740
>tfw Francois gave away your table

>>86898574
Roddenberry didn't like the first episode of TNG just being about them stopping the people from using the space jellyfish as a power source, and insisted they add a good old fashioned god-alien for them to fight

>>86898574
Q works well as a framing device for TNG as a series, the idea that humanity is on trial is kind of interesting.

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>>86895219

just binge watched this epi the other day and thought the same thing

Vulcans cannot be trusted

>>86896693
>not depolarising the plasma
NIGGA DO YOU EVEN SHIP-ENGINEER!?

>>86898669
POST HIGHER RES

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>>86898682
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Breast

>>86890156
i thought she ran deep space 9 which was a space station with big eared guys and a shape shifter

>>86898722
Gross, the show's all desperately pandering and shit.

>>86898669
why were they so creepy towards hoshi and t'pol during all of ENT?
all the OMG BOOBIES OMG ASS HEE HEE setups and scenes were so cringy.

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>>86898669
>>86898722

>>86898722
NEED HIGHER RES!
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>>86898784
It was the early 2000s

Post 9/11 we needed some fanservice to cheer us up in the face of terrorism

>>86897886
>fuck to save hundreds of lives.
The result of which for all she knew could have been her and by extension the Federation being held responsible by Space Gods, when their next generation plan (Which many of them didn't want to happen) goes expectantly awry.

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>>86898770
Have you even seen TNG? Way more T&A than ENT.

>>86890691
I don't think hes actually afraid of them directly but all the Borg do is analyse and adapt so the more information the Borg have the closer they can be to assimilating the Q.

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>>86898833

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>86898849
Dukat did a lot wrong. Mainly he couldn't stop banging Bajoran sloots.

>>86898833
That's actually way less T&A thanks to the positioning of the camera.

>>86898869
>implying you wouldn't have them BEIGED all day long

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>>86898800

>>86898923
Reed be like "BLIMEY!"

>>86898923
I DEMAND MORE PIXELS

>>86898915
calls Keira in the middle of the night, just to tell her that he banged her mom and stole her from her father.

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>>86898945
>Reed

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>>86898890

>>86898965
RULE BRITANNIA

>>86898971
Not nude, not as pandering.

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>>86898923

>>86899070
Reed Alert!!

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BRUNT

FCA

>>86899070
>doesn't pronounce it leff-ten-ent

Not British, just a faggot from Vermont or some shit

>>86899018
No one's buying it, Riker. >>86898971 is a lot more sexual than Hoshi covering up her chest. I've seen Troi's nips multiple times but never Hoshi's.

>>86899111
best ferengi or bestest ferengi?

>>86898971
There's also that episode where shes being brainraped by some asshole and she goes to ten forward wearing a transparent spandex dress.

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>Enterprise degenerates coming out to post their inferior-quality memes
Wew.

>>86899144
I don't remember this episode

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This is Julian and Sloan's senpai

>>86899189
If they had actually done that episode, enterprise would not be regarded as shit forever.

>>86899189
>>86899144
pffhaha

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>>86894386

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>>86899111
Jeffrey Combs is a god damn treasure and the most underappreciated man in Star Trek.

>brunt
>weyoun
>shran

and many other one shot characters in various DS9, voy, and ent episodes.

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>>86899189

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>>86899173
the high res version of this episode pretty much shows her nipple.

>>86898482
Q episodes always felt like a completely different show to me. It felt really out of place compared to the rest of Star Trek. That being said, I'd probably watch that Q show.... I dunno.. It's weird.

>>86899133
I've seen more of T'Pol's nips than I've seen of Troi's.

>>86899236
>underappreciated

You are joking right

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>>86899144
>>86899189
>double posting
He's mad
MAD ABOUT PORTHOS

>>86899247
>pretty much shows her nipple

except I can see from here she's clearly wearing a bra under that dress

>>86899244
Praise the Prophets.

>>86898668
The problem is that concept is completely forgotten in all but the first and last episodes.

And that last episode was just total bullshit because it was entirely Q's fault it happened at all.

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>>86899139
>>86899236
On paper Ferengi sounded like the most annoying cunts to watch in a sci-fi show. Quark and Brunt proved me completely wrong.

>>86899244
wait, is that the same actor who plays dukat?

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>>86899250
No you haven't

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>>86899244

stinky space hag always stinky space hag

mitigating factor: delicious dubs

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>>86899347
GOOLD'D

>>86899314
>the actor who played brunt is the same guy who played weyoun

They should make a trek show where its just that guy playing all characters.

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>>86899314
Ferengi episodes are always a pleasure to watch (apart from like 2 but hey that's not bad)

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>>86899338
No.

>>86899370
We nearly had it. He played Shran too and a bunch of other one shots

>>86899277
He made a typo and corrected it

>>86899314
>not feeling feels when Quark loses his license
wasn't asking for this

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>>86899338
nah, neck isn't long enough

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Profit and Lace is the single worst episode of ds9

>>86899348
>7 years of failure trying to spam a meme that nobody else will adopt
You poor thing.

>>86899440
It's better than the worst episode of all the other series' but it's still pretty god awful

>>86899370
He's in that film Reanimator or something too. Funny zombie flick. He has the exact same mannerisms as every character.

>>86899440
>Leeta

Mother of god she was gorgeous

>>86899440
Any episode with leta is incapable of being bad.

The last episode of DS9 is the worst episode

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>>86898784
It is fucking weird how unphased they are by each others nudity..maybe we are just prudes

>>86899440
>supposed to be Ferenghi woman
>wearing clothes
??

>>86899488
They aren't on Ferenginar, though.

>>86899470
No way. Just no way. Profit and Lace is a contender for the worst episode Star Trek ever ever ever.

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>>86899440
>Drink Slug-o-Cola! The sliiiiimiest cola in the gaaaaalaxy! (Slug-o-Cola contains forty three percent live algae in every bottle!) Drink Slug-o-Cola, and keeeeeeep your teeth that looooovely shade of greeeeeeen!

>>86899283
shit you're right. I thought it had holes in it or something damnitt.

>>86898784
There was less fanservice in Ent than Tng

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>>86899189
>I posted it again!

>>86899588
oh come on. the last episode of Enterprise is clearly the worst.

fat old riker and troi hanging out on a holodeck simulation of the enterprise.

>>86899624
maybe, but the way it was done in ent is embarassing

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>>86899588
It doesn't invalidate the entire premise of the series the way Threshold does. It isn't a blatant slap in the faces of the fans like These Are the Voyages. There's at least an attempt to make something worthwhile, unlike Shades of Gray.

>>86899629
The last episode of enterprise was the one before

That was a special commemorating the series as a whole that people mistakenly believe is the finale of ENT

>>86899629
Still not as bad as Profit and Lace. Profit and Lace is THAT bad.

>>86890568
pls man dont force your meme outside of GoT lmfao

>>86899645
Don't google her nudes, you'll be disappointed and realize that the 90's was built on push-up bras.

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>>86899440
>single worst episode of ds9

wtf?!?!?
they all sucked

>>86899588
The way I see it, the worst episode of TNG and VOY directly interfere with established lore and cause far reaching problems (eg. can't go past warp 10). Profit and Lace was just a dumb shit episode with nothing really getting in the way of other episodes.

>>86899682
I made that mistake earlier today

I was sad

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>>86899629
Don't bully older husky Riker

>>86899647
>There's at least an attempt to make something worthwhile
It's a purely comedic episode. Quark's actor says he's the only one on set that tried to make the show have any sort of substance or social commentary.
>In the end, according to Shimerman, the reason the episode ultimately failed was because it was half serious/half comic, and the two halves didn't gel
>In retrospect, Ira Steven Behr sees this episode the biggest disappointment of his entire time at Star Trek; "If you look through the list, "Profit and Lace" was really the last Ferengi show.
>The first time we shot the heart attack scene, it was very dark and the pace was slow. Armin and Sid really liked it, but when I watched it in dailies, I didn't like it. Even though it was an interesting exploration of the dark side, I didn't think it was exciting enough. And apparently the producers felt that way too. They wanted it more humorous.
>It is generally accepted amongst the writers and cast that the main problem with the episode is that while the writers wrote it as high-farce, director Alexander Siddig and actor Armin Shimerman saw it as a much more serious piece
>The production staff had high hopes for it during preproduction; indeed, after Behr sent the script to Michael Piller, Piller returned it with a memo reading "this is going to be a classic".

>>86899624
DS9 also had underboobs galore with all those dabo girls. ENT was tame in comparison.

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>>86899682
>>86899714

>>86899827
we tried to warn you bro

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>>86898482
Death Wish it GOAT

>>86899645
>>86899682
>>86899714
>just googled her nudes
Star Trek's wardrobe department deserves every single award possible. Leeta's actress has itty bitty pancakes. SAD.

>>86899109
Literally my favourite part of ENT.

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>>86899682
>the Rick Berman era wanted the tits to look as big as possible
>the Harve Bennett era wanted the tits to look as little as possible
Was there no room for a happy middle?

>>86899629
He didn't even make it through the door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KNFsWPjYC4

>>86899849
Do you think that's just a stock headshot, or did the AD throw a suit on him and take a picture?

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>>86899865
oh

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>>86899896
>not even Archer could hate Vulcans after working with T'pol's sweet thighs for four years

>>86899896
Not as good as Dax in TOS garb desu

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Stop using technology.

>>86899189
That's Connor Trinneer on the right, and Scott Bakula as Dr. Frank-n-Furter, but who's the rest?

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>>86890156
How much Star Trek have you guys watched?

I started with the series in 2009 and spent a lot of time on it.

>TNG: Watched 4 times - 520 hours
>DS9: Watched 4 times - 504 hours
>Voyager: Watched 3 times - 369 hours
>Enterprise: Watched 3 times - 204 hours
>TOS: once - 66 hours
>movies: probably 60 hours worth of viewing

1723 hours - 72 days

>>86900075
the lgbt community

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>>86900024
Dax's casino waitress outfit.

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>>86900076
Will Ezri fags ever recover?

>>86900089
Just watching DS9 in Netflix after a decade. Many of the older episodes aren't as bad as I remembered them.

>>86900076
I wonder how daxes race reacted to those aliens taking over everyones bodies in tng.

>>86900089
Hard to say, I used to watch random episodes on television back in the day and now I watch random episodes on my pc. I've been watching since the early 90s, so there's no way I can truly know.

Friendly reminder that killing Bajoran scum is a clean honest day's work.

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>>86900089
Here and there

Tell me about Terry Farrell. I heard she was a bitch on set.

>>86900113
>ezri

mirror jadziah > jdaziah > ezri > mirror ezri

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>>86900089
>tfw can't even get through Voyager once
what is the trick? it's too fucking boring for me

>>86900172
Friendly reminder that hands covered in Bajoran blood are still clean.

>>86900191
She married Spock's son the other day.

>>86900191
I want her to read audio erotica for me at
r/gonewildaudio...I REALLY want this

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>>86900196
Just enjoy the ride kiddo

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>>86900195
>mirror ezri
>last

>>86899809
>this is going to be a classic
well, he wasn't wrong

>>86899629
>TIL the TNG-parts actually take place during a S07-ep of TNG
what a clusterfuck

>>86897469
Lord knows I would.

>>86900191
>I heard she was a bitch on set.
She wasn't.

>>86900227
>She married Spock's son the other day.
She didn't. They just got engaged.

Misconceptions abound.

>>86900402
>>86899629
Might have been cool if they showed him as captain on his new ship and if the plot wasn't a stupid kidnapping story.

>>86900397
please tell me this is a shoop you made and not a real thing. I don't want to live in a universe where this lazy hack was even considered to write for TNG

>>86900196
just be yourself

>>86900475
Oh it's real.

Also, Star Trek (beat you over the head with) Diversity
http://ew.com/tv/2017/08/22/star-trek-discovery-cover-story/

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>>86900521
>“Wait, I can’t say ‘God’?” Isaacs asks, amused. “I thought I could say ‘God’ or ‘damn’ but not ‘goddamn’?”

ugh

>>86899236
They're all good Treks brunt.

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>>86900521
Did that guy seriously say that no alien in Star Trek has ever sat in the captain's chair?

I'm done. I'm so fucking done.

>>86900521
How can a show made by people who've had experience in Star Trek before suddenly act like they have no idea what Star Trek is?

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>>86900700
>ywf plebs talk about star trek.

>>86900089
I've seen all the shows except the animated one. I've watched TNG a few times. I've seen the TOS and TNG movies a few times. I watched the first of the newer movies, don't plan on watching anymore of them. I'm looking forward to the new show.

>>86900700
First black woman main character, who cares. I want an alien captain in the cast.

>>86900196
That pic of her with the "basics pony tail" HNNNGGGHHHHH
Now show her as a fat Russian.

>>86900828
>don't plan on watching anymore of them
Try Beyond. I thought it was pretty good.

>>86900521
I like how they never even mentioned Sisko because that would make her look a lot less special.

>>86900895
best hair-dos are those when the voyager was under heavy attack

>>86900927
didn't sulu have a command in one of the later TOS-movies?

>>86900191
She has nudes

Nudes with bush

>>86900196
The first 5 seasons overlap with DS9, watch them together. It breaks up the monotony and helps balance where each has a cruddy episode

Then for the last two seasons of Voyager, I overlap TOS, but you could do ENT, TAS or start rewatching Stargate

>>86901006
Yep. But he wasn't gay.

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Lucky for you I overheard the top secret Cardassian military clearance codes while hemming some pants.

>>86901741
Garak wanted Bashir's boipucci so badly

>>86900089
>Time spent fantasizing about Jonathan Frakes - 100+ hours

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>>86901785

>>86899440
I unironically liked Profit and Lace

>>86901814
>Rikers manly eau de cologne will never charm your nose while he leans over you watching you operating the steering-panels

>>86901881
I won't allow it

>>86901741
To his credit, he overheard that the klingons are going to invade Cardassia while hemming someones pants. Those things can happen.

How do I introduce normies to DS9?

I know TNG isn't for everyone but an abridged DS9 is top-tier television and like an early form of arc-storyline tv shows like GoT, I know a couple of my friends would like it and I've mentioned it to them a few times but they're put off by the "star trek" thing

>>86901881
That is ground to revoke your trade license.

>>86902048
isn't it the least "trek"ish of them all?

>>86902042
he was measuring Sisko for a suit you scrub

>>86902056
>>86902014
It was fun, liquidate me

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>>86901912
>you will never smell his sweaty junk as he puts his leg up right next to your head

>>86900700
>implying it's wrong
ones that appear for a couple of seconds or in one episode don't count

>>86902162
You ever see a damn Klingon ship?

DS9 > TNG > TOS > ENT > VOY.

>>86902162
What about Spock? He was a Captain in the movies.

>>86902211
>alien ships have alien captains
Woah

>>86902270
and human ships have human captains

what's your point

>>86902270
>calling women "aliens"
wew

>>86902162
well, Sisko was technically half-alien

>>86890715

Twist his nipples.

the siskos not pure human right?

>>86902335
He is of Bajor

>>86902118
>Mr. Data, if I could speak to you privately for a moment. Isn't your proximity to my groin sometimes...offputting?
>Commander, although I am somewhat capable of understanding concepts of modesty and appropriateness, I am incapable of attaching any emotional value to these matters. Thus, I do not find my closeness to anything..."offputting", including your groinal area. A significant limitation of my design, I might add.
>Well, that lack of prudishness might in handy very soon, Commander ;)
>...curious. If I may ask Sir, is this what humans refer to as flirting?
>Mr. Data, I can assure you that when I flirt, you'll know it, regardless of your "limitations".

>>86902335
Damn racist.

>>86890156
The entire premise of Voyager wouldn't work if Janeway was an amazing captain with an amazing crew.

If it was the Enterprise stuck out there, Picard and co. would be back home in a two-parter episode.

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>>86901741
>DS9 fags ignore a clear violation of the Prime Directive

>>86902450
This to be honest, Kirk traveled to other galaxies and came back without problems too

>>86902489
>Kirk traveled to other galaxies
whut

>>86895439

Heh, that's the lawyer who "has nothing to say" in All the President's Men.

>>86902469
Prime Directive only applies to developing cultures

>>86902450
She was a freshly promoted Captain with a ship full of criminals.

>>86902545
>She was a freshly promoted Captain

wut

>>86902539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq3rigd4UGk
Watch this scene and then tell me if you still think you're correct.

Reminder that Voyager would've been over in S1 if they'd just beamed the ferengi ship into the sun and went through the wormhole

>>86902680
That was in S3, though.

>>86902659
>if it's a Klingon civil war, it's an internal matter
>but if the Romulans are helping then it's not

You proved my point. It wasn;t an internal matter, the Klingons were attacking a third party, the Cardassians

>>86902680
They meet the Ferengi in season 3. But yeah, your point still stands, they never should've bothered with them. It was retarded to get involved.

>>86902539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1u2Lz-II

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Redemption_(episode)

>>86902680
that's like saying that it would be over if they just went home in the second episode and didn't violate the prime directive to save the okampas

>>86902729
They didn't actually "intervene" though, they just blockaded the romulans and then exposed them

>>86902848
And they didn't intervene in DS9. Garak, deceitful Cardie he is, eavesdropped on a tactical briefing

>>86902746
Shooting the ferengi out of a torpedo tube wouldn't violate the prime directive though

>>86902872
That wasn't an issue of the prime directive as it was a war between two powers, not a civil war

The reason the federation/sisko couldn't officially intervene in that situation is because they were still allied to the klingons

>>86902877
It would violate a different directive though

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>>86902499
He also traveled from Nimbus 3, which was said to be fairly close to Earth, to the center of the galaxy in about two hours. They really don't make federation ships like they used to.

>>86902877
I like the way you think.
that makes me think tho, I get that Janeway wanted to keep on to the PD and all, but why didn't the writers bother to write Chakotay as someone who, as a former maquis member, would've cared less about it? I know the writers were lazy but why didn't it ever occur to them to have the two main members of the crew to have some conflict, especially over an issue that, when broken, could bring them closer to home?

>>86902998
Chakotay was too nice from the get-go in every respect

>>86903047
>>86903047
>>86903047
new bread

>>86902162
He was referring to Federation ships and specifically his alien character taking over command for the captain when necessary. There are plenty of cases where this happens in Star Trek. Spock, Worf, T'pol and Kira come to mind.

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>>86902348
That's weirdly hot

>>86902469
>TNG fags use the prime directive to murder people
>voyager fags ignore the fact Janeway drops the prime directive whenever its hard to stick to it but will hide behind it every chance she gets
>Enterprise fags will defend the fact the prime directive was partially made to justify genociding half a planet of people that had already met space-faring races