Why the fuck did he do it? it's like a total no brainer

>>86887244
Now that the dust has settled:
Would you fuck a pig?

>>86887462
in general? or to stop some guy from killing a royal family princess?

>>86887462
of course not. I won't obey to terrorists. The more you do what they want,more powerful they become.

>>86887503
of course for stopping a terrorist killing a cute stupid princess

>>86887518
In gerneral cute stupid you

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Reminder that this happened IRL.

Lucky bastard I wish they would put me on TV next time I fuck a pig.

>>86887244

It's an allegory on how democracy works. The pig represents the vulgar masses.

>>86887244
Dude white people are terrorist lmao

>>86887244
its also the fact that this would humiliate the entire country internationally.

So now we got a hostage situation with some terrorists? To bad they told us they dont wanna negotiate with pig fuckers, guess they are all gonna die now.

Good thing we saved the princess though.

If you're not British you wouldn't understand. Brits fucking love the royals. Only major European country without a bloody revolt in which the monarchy was overthrown and the monarch was beheaded.

That's why nobody laughed when he did it. They were horrified that it happened, but they didn't judge him. It would have been the opposite way you'd expect: if he did it they would never talk about it again, if he didn't do it and the princess or whatever turned up dead he would live in shame for the rest of his life.

I'd never do it, but I'm an American. We have different sensibilities.

>>86887717
>alt right autism: not even once

>>86887876
Lol fuck off, I'm english from the west mids and you dont know jack shit.

>>86887876
>Only major European country without a bloody revolt in which the monarchy was overthrown and the monarch was beheaded.
retard

>>86887244
Congrats, you just figured out what most of us have known since the episode premiered. No prime minister would fuck a pig to acquiesce to terrorist demands and no advisors or cabinet members would recommend it. No negotiation with terrorists unless it's an absolute matter of national security or a stalling tactic.

>>86887876

>Only major European country without a bloody revolt in which the monarchy was overthrown and the monarch was beheaded.

Uhhh

No mate

Google "English Civil War"

>>86887960
>muh dignity is worth more than human life

...

>>86887717
>2017
>not spelling it wypipo

>>86887876
The only brits who care about the royals at all are old as shit, I'm British and want them gone.

he didn't do it to save the princess, he did it because the brit security were threatening to kill him and his family if he didn't.

>>86887244
It's totally pigshit that everyone would hate him unless he had sex on broadcast tv. It's an anarchist fantasy that everything would unravel in their way

>>86887915
rekt

>>86887941
>>86887971
>>86888218
rekt again thanks to burger education

>>86887462
depends on how much you charge for it.

>>86887244
It was the worst Black Mirror episode, completely unrealistic. Britons would not want him to do that and he would never do that.

Retards think it shows how the public can be swayed blahblablah. It's cheap and naive.

>>86888269
>>86887244

My only explanation to this is that it's some form of new cucked mindset where you're socially forced to do anything other people expect you to do.
Also loss of christianity produces ppl like that.

>>86888269
It's that everyone loves the princess who's bejng held hostage and see her as a national treasure like princess Diana, while the primeminister is already quite hated and could be at risk of being lynched by the public along with his family

>>86887462
Is it a cute pig?

>>86887617
He just let the pig suck his dick, nothing wrong with that.

>>86887244
My friend said he'd fuck the shit out of the pig. This would have been the best way to handle it. Own the fucking pig. Own the situation. Show your country you are a boss and save the princess.

>>86887244

1: They threatened his family

2: You would be condemning someone to death in front of the whole world rather than suffering a humiliating but ultimately safe ordeal

3: Could easily be spun into political goodwill

>>86887462
ive never thought about it before but i can tell you right now id fuck a goat or sheep

>>86888269
People would hate him because his pride would've gotten a beloved public figure killed.

>>86887617
And he did it janitor style, unlike Black Mirror.

4 free

>>86887462

I fuck your mum on the regular.

>>86889036

>Show up with roses and chocolates
>Stare down the camera and say "Britain, you owe me one"
> Play the "What would you do for Mother England" card in every debate thereafter.

There'd be threads on /pol/ saying he falseflagged himself forever after.

>>86887876
Holy shit. The absolute state of burger education.

>>86887462

I have, on multiple occasions. Starting with your mom.

>>86887617

If it was dead it was food

>>86888218
t. metropolitan university student

>>86887876
They#re a pointless figurehed who skate by on 'muh tourism' even though tourists will come if they're not in power

>>86887244
This is why it's my least favourite episode. Premise is stupid. No link to technology. All the characters act like retards. The end message is empty and pointless.

>inb4 someone takes half of these points and says "but all black mirror episodes are like that hueheuhuhuhuheh"

>>86889058
Calm down Ahmed

>>86889036
damn... this. just fuck the shit out of it unashamedly. then smoke a fat cigar in their face.

This show is so fucking forced. What a piece of shit desu.

>>86889136
>no link to technlogy
It's an art piece the entire world participated in through mass media.

>>86888218
I'm 21. God save the queen.

>>86887876
There are a lot of normie morons that think the royals are the best fucking thing ever and tabloids play into it, but trust me 90% of us do not give a shit about the royals and Kate Middleton and Prince William's mongrel brat children.

I'd literally only care if Harry was kidnapped cause he's a lad. And maybe Wills is OK.

>>86889036
Yeah, you'd never get made fun of for enjoying fucking a pig, no way
You'd be hard as a rock too with the cam pointed at you and the whole nation watching, no doubt

>>86889136
It is linked to technology, it became such a big thing through mass media.They blackmailed him on YouTube ffs.

>>86889136

It has plenty to do with technology, from how hard it would be to suppress that video if put on YouTube to the voyeurism the internet facilitates. It just feels out of place because all the technology shown exists today (except for instant knockout serum)

>>86889058
inshallah my brother.

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>>86887244
>Why the fuck did he do it?

He's a Brit. It's in their nature.

Notice how he had NO difficulty in getting an erection even though his sex partner was a pig AND he had to perform in front of a live audience of millions of people?

Brits are degenerate.

>>86888364
>Britons would never want
Don't tell us what we do or do not want. We have a tendency to hate our politicians but fawn over the royal family, a PM who failed to stand up in her majesty's service would go down as the single worst prime minister in history

>>86889160
>>86889231
>>86889237
because we live in the information age and we have social media so people can talk about and spread the story is in the most tenuous link to technology of any episode. It didn't really hold up a mirror to how technology runs our current lives or extrapolate any current technologies into the future. The episode would have worked exactly the same if set in the 90s and it just being rolling news coverage and them getting constant faxes and phone calls from intelligence people and people linked to public relations.

>>86889270

>Porn
>Drugs
>Sedated pig
>Responsibility of family and country hanging over you
>Over an hour of thrusting to finish

>No difficulty

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Black Mirror characters who are /literally you/?

>pic related

>>86887244
Have you seen the average english female? Fucking a pig isn't that a big step down.

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>>86889316

>>86887244
kebabs and jews on suicide watch

>>86889360
check your grammar you retarded americuck.

>>86889308
The first episode is the closest to modern times.

>>86889311
>>86889381
brits on suicide watch

>>86889136
It's one of my favorites. Premise is actually the most plausible of all episodes. Rest of the show was a bit of a letdown t b h
What are you talking about they all act like retards wat

>>86889369
This
Nihilistic and wicked sense of humor, all checks out

>>86889402
>What are you talking about they all act like retards wat

Nobody would ever make the prime minister fuck a pig because someone was kidnapped. It is so far removed from reality. Chips in your brain that let you block people in real life are more realistic than the pig episode.

>>86887244
what the fuck is this bizzare bullshit

>>86889466
>Nobody would ever make the prime minister fuck a pig because someone was kidnapped
Why not? They're pitting the prime minister's pride against the princess' life.

>>86889466
>DUDE TV IS REAL

literally female tier

>>86889573
The western nations have a pretty strong "no negotiation" policy and fucking a pig is a comedy scenario. I appreciate Brooking was deliberately going for something really ridiculous but to me that ruined the point. A prime minister would never fuck a pig on national television just because a princess was captured and the captors asked for this. It's so obviously a joke request (and it turns out to be a joke request even in the show).

Add to that the nonsense of an artist managing to kidnap a national treasure princess with no one realising he'd done it. An artist is better at covering his tracks than actual terrorists lmao

What people like OP (or most people for that matter) dont understand is that you never get into a position of power while being a "normal" person.

OP says "WTF I WOULDNT DO THAT"
Well yeah, you would also never be a prime minister or even a fucking mayor.

People who end up in positions of power dont end up there by being loyal, truthful, hardworking average joes like OP and me and you. They are people who realize that to climb each step you have to make someone like you. Not the fucking pleb masses, someone in a position of power. And that person wont let you climb that step unless you humble yourself to them in any perverted way they see fit (note: perverted doesnt necessarily mean sexual)

From "le DRUMPFGH" to the smallest mayor, in the smallest shithole, of the smallest 3d world shithole country, people who end up there dont end up there by putting their name up for election and then people elect them. They end up there by being the most """social"""" ones, "social" meaning they would promise and do anything to anyone who could get them there.

So the premise of this episode is 100% realistic. In fact, the premise of this episode PERFECTLY outline how those in a position of power will do anything to keep that power, no matter how small it is, because they've already done so to get to that position.

But the world is full of retarded plebs who see their rulers as everyday normal people as themselves and hold them to their pleb standards while they laugh away,

"H-HE WOULDNT DO THAT.... CUZ I WOULDNT!! WTF"

Fucking LMAOing @ your life consistently

>>86887244
you dont understand the britbongs

>>86889316
So you are a pedo?

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>>86887462
Hell, I'd fuck it for free.

>>86888218
t. brown bastard
you aren't british and never will be

>>86889756
well said

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>>86889756
>t. pig fucker

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>>86888218
That's because you're a communist degenerate.

>>86888218
im also a republican, but unfortunately i think most of Britain is retards who idolise the royals or immigrants who buy into the meme of them.

>>86888218
Same. Fuck these LARPers.

>>86889756
Fucking THIS.

>>86889876
What? Why?

>>86887608
plenty more princesses where she came from.

>>86887617

"This is one of the oldest and most effective tricks in politics. Every hack in the business has used it in times of trouble, and it has even been elevated to the level of political mythology in a story about one of Lyndon Johnson's early campaigns in Texas. The race was close and Johnson was getting worried. Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumor campaign about his opponent's life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his own barnyard sows.

"Christ, we can't get a way calling him a pig-fucker," the campaign manager protested. "Nobody's going to believe a thing like that."

"I know," Johnson replied. "But let's make the sonofabitch deny it."

Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

>>86889756
senator here

you're out of your fucking mind if you think id fuck a pig on tv to keep my job

>>86888219
this is the only post that should be in the thread

>>86890127
president of the USA here

you're out of your fucking mind if you think I woundnt

How could he get hard, not only banging an animal but people watching

Why does no one ever remember that his party told him there'd be a lot of people angry at him if he didn't do it, some of which would go after him and his family and that they would be cutting him loose and not giving any protection if he refused?

Would you fuck a pig for your country AND your family?

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>>86889360
>Have you seen the average english female?

This is a 8/10 in Britain.

>>86888219
>>86890135
>>86890205
this desu
he wasn't going to do it until public opinion swayed and old bitch told him security couldn't guarantee his family safety

>>86888218
Corbyn will gulag them to the Falklands or something in time comrade

>>86887462
I'm not David Cameron

>>86890205
I would not.
We do not negotiate with terrorists

>>86888364
>Retards think it shows how the public can be swayed blahblablah. It's cheap and naive.

This, it's the worst """message""" a show has ever tried to bring.

>>86889756
>t.somalian
We in the western nations elect people who are fit to rule us. It isnt some perverted popularity contest. They people who put their lives on their line to make mine and *not* yours better. They're public servants. So you can just go fuck yourself with your commie bullshit you fucking idiot

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My sides! This thread is kino af

>>86887876
East Mids here, most people I know either don't give a shit about the royals or despise them. My old boss and his qt adopted daughter thought they should all be executed

>>86888219
I came to post this. Most of you faggots are retarded.

>>86890248
This
The public can never be swayed, history proves it, we all operate on the highest level of critical thought

>>86890245
but saudi is your ally

>>86890316
I wonder for how long after I fucked an unclean animal..
then all that sweet gun money will dry up

>>86887244
He was screwed.

Everyone wanted him to fuck the pig - the public, the government even the fucking Queen.

And then everyone secretly hated him for it.

>>86889214
>>86889270
I've only seen the episode once and I still remember they give him lots of viagra before he does it. Step up þine game

The real interesting story aspect (people debasing themselves to protect elites) was missed in exchange for 'hurr the internet is fickle'. After that first episode I was fully aware of the entry level writing to expect from the show going forward.

>>86890440

He's a Brit. They all viagra, they've been conditioned into it. I mean, have you seen what their women look like? See >>86890207


You try and get it up naturally with a British female in your bed.

for the act itself, I don't know why he didn't drink a lot more, and take a whole bunch of drugs to the point where he'd be so out of it

>>86889058
Allahu akbar

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>>86890484
You americans are so lucky. Imagine living in a country where you can see a 10/10 babe like this on every street.

>>86890636

She looks like British royalty.

>>86890636
>>86890484
Anglos are a blight on this world

>>86890672
>N-no you
Faggot

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>>86890268

>3D sex to save some roastie
lolno.

>>86890457
>hurr the internet is fickle
how was that the message? what does the internet have to do with the episode at all?

>>86887876
This post makes me embarassed to be a burger

>>86889756
only worthy post ITT desu senpai

>>86887244
If he didn't fuck the pig, there'd just be OPs that say "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE FUCK THE PIG"?

He can get more people to side with him by doing something than by doing nothing. Its as simple as that.

>>86887244
Is this really what an episode of Black Mirror is like? Oh woah, the black mirror is the screen, we're showing you how it is, how you are. Look, it's a contrivance where a prime minister has to fuck a pig on television. Woah... really made me think.

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>>86887876
Burger education

>>86891073
Not everything has to be deep intellectual stuff.

This show is just plain degenerate.

>>86887876
Eh, kinda.

In an ideal world, us Brits would be as devouted to monarchy as other people assume we are. But, in reality, most of us really don't give a shit.

I'd have a hard time criticizing anyone for fucking a pig in exchange for an innocent person not getting killed though, princess or not.

>>86888054
>trusting a terrorist to hold up their end of the deal.

>>86887876
>but I'm an American
We can tell from your retarded post Tyrone.

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>>86887876
Uwotm8