>This guy would be a sex symbol on the level of Tom Cruise

>>86884893
lol, no

>>86884893
Fuck of Kumail.

>>86884893
Poo Cruise?

>>86884927
Tom Poos

There's nothing attractive about him.

Better to be a big poo in a little loo than a small poo in a river.

>>86884893

>Big ears
>Above average sized nose
>Cow eyes
>Eyebrows like Oscar the grouch

Break time's over manpreet, get back on the phones.

>>86884893

POO
https://youtu.be/9uknDkAw-tU

t. Kumail

>>86884953
What's that from? Gandhi?

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>>86884893

Yeah, they would be lining up to see his movies in theaters over there.

Lining up hard.

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>>86884893
My gosh, your right! It's like they're twins!

>>86884893

indians are ugly people

no

>>86884965
beauty is not a universal thing though, in India all those features = max hotness

>>86884893
you fucking retard

>>86885015
How's the sex, though?

>>86884953
big if troo

>>86885030
queefy

>>86884893
He's a comedian

all comedians do stupid roles

>>86884893
But he's a Paki.

American media picks out the least attractive looking brown people for whatever reason.
Aziz Ansari, Mindy Kaling, Kumail, all ugly as fuck and wouldn't have a career anywhere else in the world but America.

>>86884893
He's ugly even by bollywood standards.

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>>86885179

r u indian female

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>>86884893

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>>86885380
unf

>>86885380
but does she poo in loo

>>86884893
He literally wouldn't be because he's fucking Pakistani you dumb cunt

>>86884893
Fuck off Kumail.

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>>86884893
>Indian male
>sex symbol anywhere outside of his shitty sub-continent

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>>86884893
I love making Indian jokes since my 14 years on orkut, ty OP

t. huemonkey

>>86886578
Pakistani Denzel

Isn't he in this summer's main rom-com? He IS somewhat there, OP. Think about it.

>>86884949
he's sarcastic and passive aggressive
those are attractive qualities i've convinced myself

>>86885018
yeah they routinely shit in the street though