>be american >text is on the screen >still need it read

>>86879640
what's written? I dont understand the letters

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>>86879733
don't worry bro, here's the cipher.

>be british
>stare at protag's revolting, bucktoothed face as he reads aloud from text you can't see
>miss half of what the book was saying because you were focused on his the spittle flying from his cracked, jaundiced lips

>be czech
>awkwardly wait through silence as camera jerks across book page, and pauses on the last word, slowly zooming in for 'dramatic effect', even though you have no indication as to how the character is reacting

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>be foreign trash
>have a mental complex towards an entire country that has nothing to do with you

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>>86880321
>be american

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>>86880321
>>86881116
>be first world white boi
>weeb