/tv/, I saw Christian Bale a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday...
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Bale trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Great story OP
Thank you for this thread
He's a big guy
>>86876512
>Christian Bale once turned on the Christmas lights in my home town.
>When he took to the stage it was incredible as most of us would only ever see a movie star like this on the big screen.
>There were kids all around him who were performing a nativity scene and they were so cute as they tried to remain motionless while sneaking glances at this A-Lister.
>Things took a turn for the worst when the mayor appeared to interrupt Christian's speech prior to hitting the button to turn on the lights.
>Christian started shouting "I'm in the middle of a fucking scene here! What do you want me to do? Go round and trash your fucking lights?"
>>86876512
Christ.. you know you been here too long when you see pasta from 3 years ago
pretty dope
OHHHHHHHH GOOD FOR YOU
>>86877801
>kek
> 3 years
still youre new friend
>>86876512
Good on you OP.
I haven't read this pasta in years.
Nostalgia pasta is the best flavor.
>>86877801
>not ten year old pasta
i fucked your mom dude
>>86876512
Classic
>>86876512
I needed this.
>>86880711
jokes on you my mom died while giving birth to me