Man of Steel is a perfect film. How come women and normies don't

Their attention spans aren't long enough. I doubt they even made it past the first page of Plato's The Republic.

I want to build a house upon Henry Cavil's perfect chest and live there forever.

>>86874856
It's a sub-demi-flick, as is most capeshit, not a film. Using the term "normie" suggests you're a normalfag yourself, and are in fact the intended audience. So shut the fuck up - "normies" love this flick, they eat capeshit up, all of it. Don't even post on /tv/ again suggesting such tripe amounts to an actual film.

It had little comedic and romantic moments, and people came to expect these things in a Superman movie, and the movie made a point to show the violence and destruction as ugly and depressing, instead of inconsequentional like in most action movies.

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A Superboy falls in love with a reporter girl.

Unable to confess, Clark Kent is gifted by a Mxyzptlk with Lois Lane's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as he tears through the fabric of time and space in order to get to the reporter girl from another dimension. Equipped with their darkest, most private secrets the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BATHTUB SEX.

>>86876086
>>>/a/

>>86876086

Already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

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>He drank the Snyder cider

>>86876086
KEIT-AI FINDS A WAY

毛糸愛は方法を見つけます

KEIT-AI TROUVE UN MOYEN

KEIT-AI FINDET EINEN WEG

KEIT-AI TROVA UN MODO

KEIT-AI ENCUENTRA UNA MANERA

毛糸愛找到了戏路

게읻애 항상 길을 찾습니다

KEIT-AI BIR YOLUNU BULUR

KEIT-AI ZNAJDZIE SPOSÓB

KEIT-AI TROVAS MANIERON

קייט-איי מוצא דרך

>>86876086
KEIT-AIFINDSAWAY
YKEIT-AIFINDSAWA
AYKEIT-AIFINDSAW
WAYKEIT-AIFINDSA
AWAYKEIT-AIFINDS
SAWAYKEIT-AIFIND
DSAWAYKEIT-AIFIN
NDSAWAYKEIT-AIFI
INDSAWAYKEIT-AIF
FINDSAWAYKEIT-AI

>>86874856
liberal atheist redditors can't stand Snyder's philosophy

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>>86874856
People hate what they don't understand.

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>A FARM

>>86874856
lmao capeshit fan calling others normies

>>86876394
>Snyderkino
>capeshit
LMAOING

>>86874856
Classics are always hated at first.

2001, Citizen Kane, Psycho etc.

>>86874856
they never say superman in the movie, man of steel is an ultra-man movie, not superman. this realization make the film makes sense because it's actually the origin story of a complete fascist asshole

STOP

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>>86876416
>The laughter of an inbred, horsefaced retard is an argument
Coulda jingled some keys and gotten the same response

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All the women I know love this movie.

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>>86874856
They took superman and changed him into whatever the fuck he is in the movies.

It's not a very smart movie either, it's messages don't line up with Superman ideals. It's more similar to a SJW Marvel story then fans like to admit. Politics and semantics, everyone's droopy, nobody is having fun, everything is dark, meanwhile DC comics is writing stories about Superman being heroic and being inspirational.

The movie fails on so many fronts trying to portray Superman because the creators don't understand superman. Not saying the movie wasn't well done, for a superhero film it was done very well, however the characterization of Superman is very flawed. It would have been a good elseworlds movie DESU.

>>86876839
>he's got superman in tow.
>superman?
>the alien sir, that's what they're calling him, superman.

You are a fucking liar. I wouldn't be surprised if you're a paid shill employed by the mouse.

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KEK