AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

sorry buddy, these movies are for a newer generation. dont like it? no problem, dont see it. have a nice day :)

A fucking PIZZA

>>86865677
>>86865699
proof that the force IS female!

>>86865635
It has a penis

>make it flat with more straight lines, i hear that's what the goyim like these days

doesn't this feed into the idea the first order is basically slapping scrap together to make their shit?

>>86865635
Will it ever be explained how they can fund all this?

>>86865748
HOW CAN LIL MARGARITAS EVEN COMPETE?

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>>86865635
>a fucking pizza with a butthole in the middle

I demand one of you faggot shoop a butthole where that hole is.

>>86865635
All of the new Star Wars design suck.

>>86865910
It's fucking huge though

>>86867506
spice trading

>>86867506
The previous film earned billions. They can probably build TWO starkillers now and have an entire army of hideously offensive CGI zombies of late Peter Cushing.

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>IT'S BIGGER AND BETTER NOW BUY OUR TOYS AGAIN GOY

>>86867724
There's a lot of scrap.

>>86867506
Pizzas are actually really cheap to produce. It's one of the most profitable food to sell

>>86867506
Fucking this. How do these niggas even have the fucking funding to make a literal planet sized death cannon, on top of all the manpower that would be needed to run that thing as well as all these fuck huge vehicles?

These fags are building shit that would be infinitely more expensive than what the Empire, at their absolute height of power could afford, and their supposed to be some shitty offshoot of them.

>>86865699
But with a penis

>>86865910
did their Apple designed stormtroopers and star killer also base feed into this idea?

>>86867506
>>86867893
it's space fantasy nibba who the fuck cares, stop treating star wars like a documentary

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May the force be with you, Papa!

>>86867763
HE was talking about the first order

>>86865677
If they're for a newer generation why do they keep incompetently appropriating everything from the original movies, cupcake?

>>86869626
Familiarise yourself with the concept of verisimilitude in filmmaking.

>>86869917
>dude I looked up a big word I'm going to use it on 4chan I'm so smart xD
>the most important part of a film is making sure the financial backing of the villains is properly explained so I can write a wookiepedia article about it

kill yourself

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A fucking pizza commandeered by the fucking Goldmember.
Bravo.

>>86867506
it's a fun summer flick, just turn your brain off and enjoy the action

>they consider this to be more advanced design

>>86865635
Whats the point of making a huge ass bridge almost as wide as the ship and making it connected by a small neck?

>>86870327

same reason the guns are dangling from the underside of the ship instead of buried in the hull. so that Poe guy can show off what a great pilot he is by shooting the obvious weak spot.

>>86865635
Goddam, that is almost as flat as Sabine.

Does anyone really care anymore? Star Wars is nothing but feminist diversity shit. This could be forgiven if TFA and RO were good movie, but they were complete garbage.

I don't like it but this was already a ship.
It's just missing the part at the front.

it doesnt even make sci fi sense at least the old ships made some sort of sense barring the obvious weak point WTF is that yuuuuggeeee bridge with a tiny joint in the middle and the main cannon jutting out at the bottom ??? at least imperial star destroyers had flush with the hull weapons and some bulk to them

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>>86870914
This is what I meant.
Looks better because of the part at the front and because it's not as flat.

>>86865748
>ywn be this happy

Looks like something out of the new star trek.

why does the pizza have a penis

>>86865635
Now that's a good looking 'za.

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>>86865910
I think it mostly feeds into the idea of Sneed's seed.

>>86871769
Because the First Order represents the Patriarchy and rape.

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>>86872053

Kill yourself

>>86871013

It's meant to be a siege weapon exclusively, i.e., if you need shit on the ground blown up, they bring this in.

I don't mind it on principle, because all the other ships we've seen except the Death Star suck balls for bombardment.

>>86865748
>off your first order
audibly snorted

Can somebody explain to me why these designs are bad beyond just "not muh prequels!"

Is /tv/ really this desperate now? Let's not pretend Star Wars was ever a paragon of ship design. Most people wouldn't even be able to tell you what a TIE fighter is.

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>>86867506
I had hoped in the next movies it was revealed that the empire split into half a dozen or so factions. The First Order was a one trick pony, devoting every day since the Emperor's death to building & maintaining their star killer base. It was a deterrent that forced other remnants of the Empire to back off or risk losing planets. The First Order was basically North Korea only with a much bigger nuke. Episode 8 was supposed to be the big reveal that life hadn't changed much since the destruction of the empire and the rebels had been slowly bled out fighting multiple empires who in turn were in a cold war against each other and building weapons on the scale of retard strength.

This would make for a shitload of toys to sell AND explain why the rebellion exists AND explain the pissing match of ships and guns the remnants of the Empire are bringing in. Just have Rey train with Luke and Ren suffer immensely under Snoke while someone infodumps all this shit on Finn while another faction massacres the First Order for some massive space armada battles. Name it "Episode 8: Shards of the Empire" and sell the shit out of it.

>>86873394
Yeah it's a real shame the new movie won't be like your fanfiction.

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>"The first order are basically Nazi's who fled to Argentina and are still fighting a Guerilla war against the republic."

>"Also they have uniforms, fleets of huge battleships, control planets and stations openly and built giant super weapons often"

I may be lacking in history knowledge, but i'm pretty sure all the 'Nazi's' who fled to Argentina got caught and smuggled out of the country by Israeli agents and executed.

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>>86865635
So is that a big cannon on the bottom? They're going the big laser route again?

>>86873490
>all

Haha that's where you're wrong kiddo. Check out the Simon Weisenthal (or whatever) group's list. They didn't catch 'em all. Missed some biggies like Doc Mengele.

>>86873521

Supposedly something like an EM gun; kinetic based

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PIZZA TIME

>>86874031

>More then 8 pizzas for him and that skinny red head

Good luck with that

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HOW CAN REBELS EVEN COMPETE?

>>86874236

>New Hope/ Force Awakens introduce planetary death station that gets blown up

>Last Jedi/ Empire Strikes Back introducing super large battleship that does nothing, and that'll get blown up next film

poetry

>>86871031

That looks way, way cooler.

>>86865635

The Chuck E. Cheese of galactic empires.

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>>86865635
Couldn't find the original pic so had to make one myself. Credits to that anon.

>>86873377
>Most people wouldn't even be able to tell you what a TIE fighter is
Nigga is you serious

They would

>>86865635
>>86865635
>AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
christ, these threads are so pathetically desperate.......

>>86865910
You mean like the entire planet repurposed into a super death star which drained the entire empire's resources the last 2 times it was attempted? Or how about the regular star destroyers they have that are twice as large as the imperial SDs. The finalizer looks great, this looks like shit

>>86871031
But that has verticality in both the top part as a gentle slope of layers rather than flat and on the underside as it merges to the front. As a result it looks way better than this thin crust pizza

>>86867506
They use driods to build them and don't pay them.

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Hahahaha

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>>86875855
i dont understand, why does a giant planetary cannon need that much space? There's tons of little lights in the death star like there's office space in the death star or something.

Is the empire just one giant bureaucracy???

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never see anyone talking about this monstrosity

>>86865635
This cannot be real. I refuse to believe it is real.

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>>86865748

>>86876142

I'm guessing you need a lot of logistical support to maintain the machinery, then even more for the rest of the station, then while you're at it might as well make it a source of logistical support itself, able to support fleet activities in a large area of space.

Whoever is designing and approving these godawful versions of previous imperial war technologies needs to be fired and killed.

Disney wants everything to be similar to the OT, so they just slight modify the walkers and ships to not have the same weak points as in the OT.

So there is no radical change in the weapons, just slight design changes to stay close to OT as possible.

Prequel haters can shit on the prequels all they want to, but the prequels brought in tons of new vehicles and all are completely different from OT.

>>86876142
There is plenty of housing and yea, office space on the death star. Its a base, not just a weapon

>>86876179
>sloth talons

>>86874764
that top part doesnt have any people in it, its helicopter blade because this is am anphibious ship

>>86865635
pizzagate is real, they are throwing it in our faces!

>>86876835
go to bed Notch

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I can see the inspiration

>>86876835
Someone should push this to /pol/ just to troll them

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>Calling that a Dreadnought
Italian, maybe

>>86871031
the tiny bridge actually sells the fact that this is a big ass ship. this new one looks like it should be smaller than an acclamator but it's actually supposed to be enormous

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>>86876179
just asked my wife which one she likes better, that, or the pic I posted. She says the old one looks way worse.

Should I just divorce her or do I need to kill her? We're on top of a balcony right now so it should be easy

>>86876674
The cool ships and great music was literally the only good part of the prequels to me. I loved the look of the podracers, and the ARC-170 fighter is one of my favourite SW ships

>>86878104
she only saying that because the new walkers look like big apes..
and big apes look like...

>>86873394
That's way too interesting for SW fans.

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>>86867506
I don't understand why the fuck they ripped of revan's design and then have their super weapon be another fucking death star.

If they just stole the star forge concept from KOTOR too it would have explained how they managed to build all this shit

>>86878104
>We're on top of a balcony right now so it should be easy
Do it...

>>86878540
They needed to reboot the whole thing and have the Resistance become the underdog again at some point in the first movie, while making sure it didn't take too much screen time for that to happen... and they did that with the laziest and most unoriginal way they possibly could find since they're creatively broken.

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Its like it has a penis

Well at least I know where small Star Destroyers come from now

>>86871013
>Star Wars
>sci fi
k bud

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>>86865635
Lonestar still needs to pay the money he owes.

>Disney still has no ship on the level of the Naboo Starfighter
Sad!

>>86869967
>Doesn't know what verisimilitude means
Do they teach anything at school these day? Besides the different types of queer.

>>86870327
>huge ass bridge
Why do you talk like a nigger?

in the books.

Remnant built another Super Star Destroyer, but couldn't build engines for it. So it just sat in orbit above their capital planet. It showed how far the empire had fallen.

First Order is like a splinter group of the Empire. Yet they convert entire planets into superweapons, and can build a 7 km long space ship.

fucking Mouse

>>86879167
objectively a better movie than at least 5 of the films in the star wars feature film canon

>>86879395
The remnant is what turns into the First Order. We haven't seen yet how that happens.

Have you read the third aftermath book yet?

>>86865910
Don't defend Star Wars

Any other anons stoked to see it get suicide bombed and sent crashing into the Starkiller Base II in Episode IX?

>>86865635
nah, you know why? cuz, mama mia, im notta crazy bout crust that thicc

>>86865635
Lol the new movies are such creative garbage. They can not create anything new without just parroting the OT and as they do that, they just make worse versions. This is what the rose tinted hipsters wanted

I was going to save this for the weekly Friday Night Star Wars thread.

This ship is actually a platform. The hole you see in the center is where it connects with a much larger ship.

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>>86879916

>not making a varg post stating stop defending star wars

YOU HAD ONE JOB ANON

>>86876179
>so uncreative they just modify an AT-AT
>so lazy they don't even change the rear legs

>>86880241
Source?

>>86880351
It's reputable.