>Director: Terrence Malick
>Producer: Mel Gibson
>Executive Producer: David Cronenberg
>Co-Executive Producer: Gene Wolfe
>Screenplay: Gene Wolfe, Jeff Nichols, David Lynch
>Set and Prop Design: WETA
>Production Company: Icon
Cast:
>Severian: Joseph Finnes or Robert Pattinson
>Dorcas: Judy Greer
>Thecla: Jennifer Connelley
>Agia: Shailene Woodley
>Agilus: Evan Peters
>Vodalus: Guy Pearce
>Father Inire: Anthony Hopkins
>Jolenta: Christina Hendricks
>Jonas+Miles: Tadanobu Asano
>Master Malrubius: Ian McShane
>Master Ultan: Dustin Hoffman
>Baldanders: Conan Stevens
>Dr. Talos: David Thewlis
>The Autarch: John Malcovich
>Hildegrin: Ray Stevenson
Would it be kino bros? Can we meme it into reality?