>European character is more cultured and intellectual but

not gonna lie i've never met a smart american in my life

>>86858008
Name four flicks and one kino that does this.

>>86858114
I feel that James Bond did this at least once

>>86858069
They're a myth. Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, smart American.

>>86858707
>Bond
>Stiff and humorless
That nigger practically invented quips and one liners.

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>>86858795
>a myth
*blocks your path*

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>>86858008
>European character goes to school
>Learns two languages, is well versed in math and science, picks up a trade, and continues on to further his education in college without having to worry about spending the rest of his life mired in debt.

>American character goes to school
>Gets shot

>>86859156
>a flesh wound is a big deal
Pussy ass yuropoors.

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>>86859156
Beep Beep

>>86859156
More like:
>European character tries going to school
>Doesn't arrive because a peaceful refugee rams a Subaru up his ass

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>>86858981
CHECKMATE EUROTRASH

>>86858114
red heat

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>>86859156
HOW
WILL
THEY
EVER
RECOVER

>>86859872
one flesh wound is all it takes to die anon
go fall down stairs since you can take a wound

>>86859156
>European character walking home
>gets TRUCK'd
>gets raped my a roaming pack of Merkle's children
>arrives home and has to pray to Allah, or else face islamophobic charges

tip top lel

>>86861625
>European character gets home
>House is being ransacked
>Ransacker is Muslim; attacks European
>European puts up an arm to try and block attack
>15 heavily armed police officers immediately arrest European for use of excessive force in self defense
>Award the Muslim 15 million Euros, a private estate, and the European's 12 year old daughter as a wife
>European is executed for intolerance
>European smiles while being led to the electric chair
>"At least I'm not one of those gun-crazed intolerant Americans."

Overall we're a country of turbo normies

Our ancesotors were adventerous enough to leave everything back home and go across the ocean to America

inb4 americans are all niggers and spics

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>>86858008
did he cum oh his face or sth lol?

>>86858114
>Flicks
Spy
Pink Panther

>Kino
Man from UNCLE

>>86858981
meme