>you will never go on an adventure with your friends
>you will never dance and sing on tabletop in a pub
>you will never leave the shire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK5Xc4rzIqI
>I actually live in a place called "The Shire"
>I'm never going to leave it
Fuck you
come, sing me a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmj25u5mVvg
>>86854999
He didn't sing in the book, though