6 new stories of Black Mirror coming lads https://www.youtu

I never cried from a movie. Yet this one episode about these two lesbians dying made me cry like a baby.

I wonder what the twists will be. Technology is evil?

>>86852532
San Junipero gets memed on a lot but I genuinely enjoyed it.

>fat damon playing a star trek parody captain
lel

>>86852549
the twist is white men are evil

>>86852532
>>86852555
It's an ok movie but a bad Black Mirror episode.

>>86852495
wat if...phones were bad 4 u...woah...

hyped

Is this still the American version?

dude
pseudo-intellectualism
lmao

Black Mirror is also getting a book series
https://www.thewrap.com/black-mirror-to-be-adapted-into-a-book-series/
First book out February 20, 2018.

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Can't wait to see some more top quality modern pop culture references

>According to Brooker, the fourth season will have even more variety in the episodes than in previous seasons. Other directors confirmed for the fourth season include John Hillcoat and David Slade. The season will feature an episode story conceived by Penn Jillette. Jodie Foster will direct an episode of the fourth season starring Rosemarie DeWitt with a mother and daughter theme; one episode is being filmed in Iceland, and one episode will be overtly comedic in tone. Jesse Plemons, Cristin Milioti, Jimmi Simpson, Michaela Coel, Andrea Riseborough, Andrew Gower, Georgina Campbell, Joe Cole, George Blagden, Maxine Peake, Douglas Hodge, and Letitia Wright will all appear in the fourth season. In addition to Foster, the episodes will be directed by Toby Haynes, John Hillcoat, Tim Van Patten, David Slade, and Colm McCarthy.

Who cares?
Black Mirror is normie trash now.
Glad I got to watch the first two seasons with /tv/ before Netflix got their hands on it.

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>>86852724
>>86852687

>>86852532
short term 12

>Episode 2 features a story that revolves around a newly elected President secretly augmented with technology that is hijacked by state approved hackers of a foreign nation

Oh shit

>>86852967
Would be 100% accurate to real life if the foreign nation turns out to be Israel.

Also I think you're just memeing. No, I KNOW your just meming but good job.

black mirror is garbage
charlie brooker is garbage

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>>86852967
CODENAME: COVFEFE

I've watched the first 6 episode (season 1 and 2) and so far all the episodes are pure gold.

>>86853099
ACTIVATE

>>86853123
so far Black Mirror has been nothing but a goldmine, unironic kino. but /tv/ loves to bitch about season 3

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>>86853099
Covfefe is RUSSIAN technology.

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>>86853289
Guy in the back looks familiarw, could it be?

>>86853289
there better be porn of that original blue alien chick

>>86853099
>>86853223
Friendly reminder that, by saying covfefe, Donald Trump was saying "I am an instrument."

He could also be the father of Diane Lorraine Pope.

Can we get some happy endings this time? Sick of the nihilistic depressing shit

>>86852495
Has this show made anyone else worry about general existence and the concept of an afterlife? It made me believe even more that there really is nothing after death which terrifies me, yet the idea of living forever and ever also terrifies me

>>86853488
writing a satisfying ending requires talent and it's easier to write an anti-climactic non-ending and then sneer at people who complain because "that's the point" and "you clearly don't get it"

>>86853520
>thinking there's going to be a special afterlife for us when we're smaller than a spec of dust when considering the sheer size of the known observable universe

There's nothing senpai

Susan Sarandon and Meth Damon are getting eps? Nice

>>86853556
Even when they try to write happy endings the story doesn't earn it.
San Junipero was garbage.

Oh great, I cant wait for 5 shit episodes, and one good or passable one.

>>86853488
God I hope not, San Junipero is literally the best ending you could get as a human we don't need anything else from black mirror as far as happy endings are concerned

>>86853620
Exactly and the thing is that I wouldn't even be able to feel "nothingness" nor would it harm me but just the realization about nothingness that came from Black Mirror really leaves a scary impression on me

Yeah, after the last season, I'm not interested. Brooker was always a cuck, but he's no longer a smart cuck.

>>86853318
Mcpoyles in space.

>>86853520
>being worried about some shit you can't do anything about anyway
lol stop being a bitch, we're all gonna die and our consciousness will disappear, it's just the way the universe work and you won't remember anything when you're dead anyway, so why be terrified?

>In a recent interview Brooker stated that one episode will focus on a fictional country deciding to leave its continent by severing the land border with explosives. However, once the country has floated out to sea, they start to realise that there are millions of jobs that everyone simply refuses to do and chaos ensues - streets aren't cleaned, bins aren't removed, the elderly have no carers etc. When they try to move their country back to the continent using giant propellers they sadly discover that they don't know where they are and they have become lost at sea, with nobody to run their corner shops...

wow, sounds intense lads

>>86853913

Really makes you think.

I wonder if there is some kind of parallel to this in real life they are alluding to?

>>86853997
Yeah, Brexit

>>86853745
San Junipero should be absolutely horrifying to everyone on this board as we'll be the dude playing video games alone forever.

>>86853913
Is this a fucking joke?

Thats now how land works, we arent just on slabs of rock floating in the ocean. How does a fucking country get lost in the ocean? Do they not know of other timy islands that still have people doing jobs? Have they heard of Hawaii?

>>86854030
>Is this a fucking joke?
What do you think?

>>86854026
>the dude playing video games alone forever
Where do I sign up? It sounds like a perfect blend of things I enjoy.

>>86853913
Wow epic. Shit like this really ruins my enjoyment of things

>>86853289
This is gonna be a VR-thing, isn't it? No way it actually takes place in space.

>>86852549

What if phones, but... Too much?

>>86852597
It's not a movie, genius.

>>86852549
How fucking dense are you if that's your take-away from Black Mirror

>>86854730
isnt the whole series about evil tech and cuckoldry?

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>Watching Yank Black Mirror

>>86854850
No.

>>86854850
Do you think guns are evil too?

>>86855055
guns are a form of technology

>>86853997
>>86854030
>>86854077
Retard alert.

>>86855109
That's not what I asked.

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>>86852495
actually excited for this, lads

I don't understand why people meme on season 3 so much when season 2 had the weakest episode of the entire series, The Waldo Moment. White Bear was outstanding but Be Right Back was one of the less memorable episodes too.

>>86853749
>>86853620

>Baby's first existential crisis

Aw how cute, you fucking underage faggots

>>86854850
>series can only be about one thing

>>86855389
>stating that you think there's no afterlife is having an existential crisis

Haha you tell 'em /b/rother

>>86855383
Nostalgia goggles. None of s3 was terrible

>>86855389
>believes in some fairytale afterlife with no substantiating evidence
>calls others underage faggots

back to /pol/ with you

>>86852716
Either Hang the DJ or the Stark Trek-looking one has to be the comedic one. My money is on Hang the DJ

>>86853099
Checked

>>86853488
Pleb.

DUDE SOCIAL MEDIA LMAO

>>86853488
I like that feeling of being punched in the gut. After a while it's rare that shows make you feel anything at all

dude technological progress has a dark side lmao

>>86855503
Stop insulting /pol/. 95% of the shitposters on this board aren't even /pol/posters; they're just the low life normie shits with no brain neo/pol/ dragged in.

>>86852532
That's a fantastic episode.

>>86854608
He was quoting that other guy, pham

>>86853211
Thats because it was a step down from the previous 2

>>86853913
Kek this is when you have the UK try to cater to the US market.
Top Kek!

White Christmas was the epitome of this series in my opinion. The ending was so goddamn soulcrushing.

>>86855655
>stop insulting /pol/
no?

>>86855690
Fucking queer

>>86852532
San Junipero is Brooker's masterpiece

its a shame its conflated with SJW bullshit that the plebs and edgelords cant appreciate it

>>86852549

The point of Black Mirror is that technology isn't evil, it just gets misused

>>86853289
matt damon if he was inbred

>>86855787

It was so bleak it was almost a parody of itself towards the end.

Dude what if we had phones on our foreheads

>>86857007
Go back

>>86852495
Would David Lynch direct an episode?

>>86852495
I only watched 2 and a half of the first season of the netflix variety.

Without spoiling anything, were they any good?

>>86857951
Form your own opinions faggot

>>86856994
Yeah we know. On /tv/ during Breaking Bad he was Meth Damon then in Fargo he was Fatt Damon

>>86852532
seriously
better than any LGBT romance I've seen written by an LGBT person, even the SJWs I know were impressed by how well he pulled it off

also having a progressive neurological illness that has had me disabled since my early teens made me relate hard to the ginger chick and makes me wish desperately that the tech was real

>>86852495
FAT DAMON!!!

wish they'd release season 3 on DVD, some other Netflix series have been

>>86858025
Shut the fuck up. Fucking idiot.

>>86853289
this is going to be kino

>>86853520
I mean
an eternity of nothingness sounds a lot better than being in the ending of White Christmas

... or any part of White Christmas

There were only three good episodes in the last series (Nosedive, Shut up and Dance and San Junipero were great). I feel like Netflix rush him too much whereas with Channel 4 he had the power and could create them more at his own pace.
TL;DR. Americans ruin everything.

>tfw you were one of the people shitting on The Waldo Moment when it first aired but now it turns out it was actually the most prescient episode of the entire series so far

and no, I'm not bashing Trump, I mean reality TV rhetoric/personality-driven politics in general from all sides

>>86852967
GODDAMIT BROOKER I WAS WRITING A STORY ABOUT THIS

>>86854026
ooh baby do you know what thats worth
ooh heaven is a place on earth

>>86858403
This season is going to be really dissapointing. For British fans who've been watching since the National Anthem the drop-off in quality will be immense. It's new-found American audience will just 'meh' their way out of it and think nothing of it. The ruination of Black Mirror because Brooker didn't have enough sheckels already is something of a sore point for me obviously.

>>86858483
That ending was so fucking hamfisted though, it's what really made me just say "Yeah that wasn't great at all"

>>86858403
why does everyone love shut up and dance

it was easily the weakest and most boring of s3

also the whole "tweet who dies today" episode is extremely underrated. 98% of you would have participated, I know I totally would have

>>86852495
>that not-star trek episode
Hopefully they'll purge the xeno scum

>>86852495
>black museum
ho boi here we go

>>86854223
inb4 its an MMO

>>86852716
>three known television actors (Plemons, Milloti, Simpson)
>all of them in hacky star trek episode

remember when this series would get Jon Hamm & Bryce Dallas Howard?

Well fuck

Now we'll have to deal with even more pseudointellectuals sucking Charlie Brookers cock.

More stories that have been done better by the Twilight Zone fifty years ago! Hooray!

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>>86852532
>tm when they are never going to match that episode

>>86852495
>it's a Brooker shills for the left episode

>>86858573
I mean
it's more or less what's happened in real life
authoritarianism dictated by rhetoric over actual performance or facts
e.g. the Tories are clearly a fucking mess even if you're conservative but it's still proving impossible to get rid of them and their ridiculous new surveillance bills, replacing the police with private mercenaries etc. because they shout over those criticising their actual real-world performance until their rhetoric supersedes the truth

>>86858587
there were plot holes and weird decisions made in Hated in the Nation, it couldve been a solid 4 or 4.5 otherwise.

I think Shut up and Dance is overrated too, but its still way better than the remaining three.

>>86858847
I'm more referring to the post-credits scene where Waldo becomes some kind of worldwide symbol of rampant consumerism and global oppression seemingly overnight when he was originally just some stupid character set up to take the piss out of politicians

>>86852555
I was not ready for this.

>>86852549
>what if people fall victim to their excesses and abuses of technology: the series

>>86858941
was it overnight? I thought I remembered there being a "three years later" title card or something, might just be my memory
either way I don't think there was anything to suggest there wasn't a big gap between the end of the episode and the credits sequence

>>86854026
70`s baby here.
San Junipero is absolute Heaven and Valhalla. Sign me up for that. I wish the future would be like that.

You just know half of them will be "fuck Trump and fuck white people" tier

>>86859141
It's been a while since I watched it, you're probably right. I didn't mean literally overnight but in a very short space of time. It just seemed like an overly hyperbolic way to close the episode out when the series garners so much praise for being 'near future', with many of the scenarios being shown actually being realistically plausible.

>>86858886
what were the plot holes?

The only weird part of the plot for me was how apathetic the main villain was with not hiding and shit. But if he planned the whole endgame thing in 3-4 days I guess he didn't really care if the cops knew his identity.

Been a while since I saw it but there was some cool technology and I really enjoyed the "oh shit I would totally have a killer bug coming for me if this happened" ending.

Plus the whole "______ is the designated bad guy of the day everyone on the internet gang up on them!" message that's way too fucking realistic.

>>86852495
Season 3 was americanised trash, no thanks.

Why do you always see politics in everything? How autistic can you get?

>>86853913
lol

you fooled them

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>watching black mirror after it came to netflix

>>86852532
what a fag

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>>86859101
>different episode plots
>same general idea
Hmm wonder why its a tv show

>>86852495
>Black Mirror
>Punisher
>Daredevil season 3
bredy good, what else is on the way?

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>>86853099
I-Is he here?

>>86861995
Marco polo

>>86855617
DUDE, A GENERATION RAISED BY SOCIAL MEDIA

seriously though, a fucking generation rasied by social media

>>86852549
Not always evil, but definitely technology can't be absolutely good because people will always find a way to fuck up everything.

What's /tv/'s favorite episode? My favorite's White Bear_________

>>86862416
The Entire History of You was the first one I ever watched and it always stuck with me. Had the perfect blend of drama, gutpunches and the tech shown was entirely believable

>>86852495
Last season was about 50/50 good vs shit. Hope this one has a better hit-miss ratio.

>>86862416
Watching "White Christmas" with /tv/ was top kek.

>when the baby's revealed to be Chinese

>>86852532
I couldn't even make it past 10 minutes for this one and I've watched every other episode at least twice. Dogshit tier.

>>86862095
Fuck you

>>86853913
I'd really be hyped for a 2 hour kino about scriptwriters on a room trying to write smart real life parallels

DUDE BEES LMAO

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>>86853520
become buddhist

Right now Charlie Brooker is holed up in his shed feverishly working out the specifics of how mobile phone technology could in some alternate reality be making all white men sterile. Forcing them into their only solution: watch their wives fight on erotic Japanese style gameshows (mudwrestling naked, passing cucumbers to eachother between their tits etc) for the slim chance of getting impregnated by a gang of sub-Saharan immigrants that is livestreamed to the nation for some reason and also encoded as a hologram on their wedding rings, so they cry every time they're alone. The end.

>>86862416
Fifteen Million Merits

>>86862582
?

>9.00pm BLACK MIRROR
>46 year old Charlie Brooker's satirical social media-phobic series returns. In this first episode an internet connected cock sounding probe ponders the meaning of its existence after becoming stuck in Brooker's own urethra. It's a race against time as his cute paki wife tries to extract it before it becomes fully sentient and thinks his cock off.

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>>86852495

>those youtube comments

It is like looking at road kill. I can't help it

>>86863087
I miss TVGoHome.

>>86862497
please tell me the livethread was archived

>>86862537
Shit taste, anon.

>>86862537
then you are missing out on one of the best mid-episode twists in the series

>>86863250

surprised anyone got the reference to be honest.

The Waldo Moment is one of my favourite episodes. I'm not american so I don't give a shit about Trump, I liked it before everyone was "omg it predicted it xD".

>>86854026
>>86859153
I think the only happy ending was the 'everyone gets a rating episode'. In San Junipero the black woman gives up husband and daughter to live with a woman she met a month ago. As a fag I still thought it was super cute.

>>8686329
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/51550468

>>86865329
for
>>86863329

>>86865246
Yeah, the ending in Nosedive it's a happy one, in a very cynical, appropriate way.

>>86865353
for you

>>86865246
>gives up her husband and daughter
the husband and daughter who were already dead and who she didn't believe were waiting for her in an afterlife, you mean?

>>86865353
thanks senpai

>>86853786
>KEEP THE BLOODLINE PURE

>>86852495
After series 3 I really don't care. Netflix should just rebrand it and start again as a standalone anthology series, because barring one episode series 3 felt nothing like Black Mirror.

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>>86863498
Old Brooker was best Brooker.

>>86861651
I hate this fucking bullshit

It's like when people say "we couldn't have x political comedy now, the real world is too ridiculous!"

Go fuck yourselves, this is no different than how it was since the dawn of fucking democracy

>>86853211
That's because season 3 felt like when an American production company tries to remake a British comedy and completely misses the point (see Peep Show, for example). Not stating that that's what happened, but that's what it feels like, and not just because most of the new episodes were heavily Americanized.

>>86865246
>choosing between not seeing your loved ones in an afterlife that's never been proven to exist or a sure thing that you've already experienced and know to make you happy

Wow what a hard choice

>>86865764
I dont know what other peoples opinion of the entire series is but me and my sister binge watched all of Season 3 on netflix and after the Peep Show episode I lost any sort of hope for the series. I felt like the series was written by older men trying to scare others about the terrors of technology. And that fucking troll face was shit.

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>>86853099

>Season 3 was too American
>4 out of 6 episodes take place in Britain

I sure do love that sharp /tv/ criticism

>>86867181
Half of the episodes were in the US.

leaked episodes
>dude brexit lmao
>what if your dad was an app
>guy gets cucked and likes it?
>racism is just people being hacked by an evil bald white guy

We'll never see a Black Mirror episode written and directed by Edgar Wright.

>>86867416
Yeah...half. And two of those eps were praised pretty highly? Also was Men Against fire set in America as well, I remember it being in the UK

>>86869215
Men Against Fire was set in the US and Denmark.

Write your own Black Mirror episode!

>A muscular young black man and an attractive blonde teen must join forces to stop an epidemic of cell phones coming to life and killing people. "The Case Is Too Small to Fit this Phone"

>A strong, independent woman who don't need no man saves the earth from an invasion of an all-male race of space aliens bent on conquest. "The Great Castration"

>When a scrawny white man gets a robot clone of himself made, he accidentally maxes out the muscle and skin tone settings, much to his young wife's delight! "Upgrade"

>When an evil megachurch invents a scientific technique to turn people BORN gay straight, a foxy rebel lesbian takes action. "Kill All Christians"

>>86852495
>reddit mirror

>>86852724
this

first two seasons were genuinely compelling and thoughtful speculative fiction

netflix-produced episodes were pandering trash

>>86869962
it's like brain food! i feel so smart watching!