>sheldon please pass the salt >mmmdid you mean sodium chloride,

what's his catchphrase again?

>>86850493
BRAAAAAPZULU

>>86850493
BRAZIL NUTS

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>>86850469
>sheldon please pass the salt
>mmmdid you mean sodium chloride, mother?
>pic related

>sheldon stop playing your nintendo

>excuse me mother, but this isn't a nintendo, it's a commodore amiga 2000 personal computer with the 2 megabyte fast RAM extension
*laugh track*

>ok, well let me know when it can do laundry
*laugh track*

>>86850469
I feel sorry for this kid. This show's going to bomb so hard. He's going to be remembered as that little faggot from that cancelled show, both by casting agents and all the kids at school. His money-grubbing parents are going to blame him for the show being a failure, and will probably beat him. All that on top of already being molested by the producers just to get the role. What a world.

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Black Panther would work better as a hardcore blaxploitation period piece with the action as campy as possible

also there's a disco scene

>>86850469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbBgx0BEuuI
BAJIMBLES

>>86850654
Dan changed the game. He only gets off to fetishism. Probably made the boy show his feet.

That sick fuck

>>86850469
>>86850493
>>86850528
/tv/ BTFO AGAIN

you people must live miserable lives if you can't escape the advertising that causes you to be aware of this horrible shit

>>86850799
BAZINGA

>>86850799
I don't have cable, I only know this exists from /tv/

>>86850642
jesus, don't let them see this post

>>86850842
I'm just picturing people that are stuck with aunts or parents for long periods of time where they have to watch hours of television. truly horrifying.

>>86850799
what's so great about your life

/TV/ ETERNAL BTFO BAZINGA!

>>86850469
>Mother, I am a raging faggot and a big fan of Lady Gaga. My favourite song is 'Born This Way'
>But Young Sheldon, due to your advanced Scientific knowledge, you surely do not believe that homosexuality is genetic?
>You have bested me mother, I will now go drink some sodium hypochlorite

>>86850665
Staring Micheal Jai White as Black Dynamite as Black Panther

>>86850799
Says the faggot posting on /tv/

>>86850842
>I don't have cable
and?
it's going to be on CBS, still literally broadcast TV

>sheldon I can't find my mascara
>mother your natural beauty outshines the need for artificial beauty enhancers
AAAWWWWWWWWW
>that's very sweet of you sheldon
>my compliment quota for the week has been filled
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>86850654

Nice plot pitch for "That kid who played Young Sheldon"

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>tfw /tv/ ends up loving this show because it has a little boy in it that the sick fucks here want to molest

/TV/ WILL NEVER RECOVER

does his dad beat him for being an insufferable faggot?

>>86851002
You knew this, not me.

>>86850469
I can't wait to see the younger version of Han Solo

>>86850493
BEPZINKI

>>86851176
more like a boy they can all imagine has a thing for his mommy

>that episode where they reveal his asexuality, women's issues and opposition to his mom's religion steam from getting raped by her at the age of 13
What the actual fuck??

>>86850493
BRAAAAAAAAP

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>>86851263
>young /ss/heldon

>>86850493
It was bazinga, but he hasn't said it in a while.

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Who will play Sheldon's twin sister Missy?

/TV/ BTFO HARD

>>86850642
Ugh

>>86851398
He has a twin sister? Oh yeah, /tv/ is definitely going to love this show.

>>86851205
You didn't know bbt was network tv?

is there an entire episode out there without the laugh track? saw a small clip on youtube, it was very existensial, like Garfield without Garfield comics..

>>86850799
Sub 100 IQ post

>>86851398
>Sheldon we are 15 now. Don't you think we should practice with each other?
How the actual feed did they get away with this??

http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/Missy_Cooper
>Missy then begins painfully squeezing her brother's testicles until he withdraws the statements.

>In "The Fortification Implementation" (S8E20), Sheldon tells Amy that his brother and sister built forts in the living room and wouldn't let Sheldon in, which he hated so much.

>In "The Matrimonial Momentum" (S9E01), Mary Cooper mentions that since Missy is married and their brother is dating a "whore", she wants Sheldon to keep her grandmother's ring which she gave Sheldon for Amy.

>>86851455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

Actually not bad. The Raj guy has lotta charisma.

>>86850654
0-100 real quick

>that episode where Sheldor explains how 50 creamtoriums wouldn't suffice to burn that many bodies for a science project
TREBLINKA

>that episode where Sheldon proves the correlation between race and iq and gets suspended for it
SWASTIKA

>>86850469
>Young Sheldon.
>Not a brilliant bible scholar who turned into science for any reason.

So this show is going to be set in the 70's right? Oh boy can't wait for those 70s references again haha!!

>>86852521
>brilliant
>bible scholar

>>86852521
>he gets molested by a priest in a sitcom and they play it off as a funny moment

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>>86852644

>>86851176
/tv/ only likes cunny, not boi pussy friendo

>>86851556
why does the apartment look so different than i remember?

>>86852826
how would a scientist like sheldon react to someone trying to say there are more than 2 genders?

>>86852870
>who is Bran
enjoy your stay

>>86851479
>the actual feed

kek

>>86853027
agree like every other scientist?

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It will reach the dizzying heights of pic related.

>>86853038
>thinking /got/ is /tv/ and not just reddit in exile

>>86853027
>>86853104
If this hasn't already happened on the show I'll be shocked

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>>86850493

>>86850654
>This show's going to bomb so hard

I don't think so, but I want to believe.

>>86850493
DROPING LOADS! DROPING FUCKIN LOADS!

>that episode where Shenlong prays to God to murder the priest who rapes him and subsequently loses his faith and kills a dog
AVEMARIA

>>86850469
This doesn't look like a sitcom so I doubt there's a laugh track.
It looks like when of those shows the camera follows around the main character going on about their life.

>>86850493
BIMPLANGO

>>86853104

No real scientist agrees. Only celebrity ones that don't want to be pilloried for believing in real science. There are two genders. Funny how Christians are accused of being anti-science even though religious people are on the only ones who believe in science anymore.

>>86850642
This is spot on.

>>86850493
BLOMPF

>>86850493
BAZOOKA

100 bucks say his physics teacher is black

>>86850469
does this show document how bill nye made him gay?

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>>86850493
BAZOOPER

>>86850654
Why arent movies like this made?

>>86850493
BOTSWANA

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>>86850642
This is too accurate

>>86853038
Don't forget Coral

>>86850493
MAZINGER Z

>>86850493
PERESTROIKA

>>86850493
BRUH-NIGGA!

>>86850493
MACHUPICHU

hey remember

just because it has a laugh track
don't mean its funny
i mean its a show mocking autistic people whats next shows mocking people with downs?

>>86853761
young sheldon should be shopped onto one of the faces

>>86850642
Fucking hell. Scriptwriter is on /tv/.

>>86850493

will we get a bazinga origin story?

>>86853136
Wow Joey got TWO seasons?

>>86853076
Formerly chuck's

>>86850493
MARILAGO HOTEL

>>86851398
Do you watch that shit show?

>>86850493
BLOMKAMPF

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>>86850642

>>86853104
Gender isn't really a scientific concept in the first place.

>>86853236
Anon, people on /pol/ aren't scientists.

>>86850469
I'm sure there is a big percentage of /tv/ who enjoys BBT.

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>>86857325
No but biological sex is dumbdumb

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>>86850642
DELET BEFORE THE BIGWIGS SEE

>>86850493
I think it's bazinga

>>86850493
BINBINPEDRA

>>86857366
And neither is Bill Nye. The question isn't even scientific, non binary genderism is a proposed model, and people accept it or don't based on how they want to look at an issue at hand. It's not like it's an element you can pull out of a meteorite and break down it's particles, it's social science at best, which is truly simply an attempt to explain people's behaviors.

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>>86850642
put me in the inevitable screencap

>>86850642
I laughed, comedy gold

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>>86850493

>>86858217
>that episode where sheldon creates a formula that proves the nazi's were right

>>86850493

MANDINGO

>>86850642
>let me know when it can do laundry

this is how you CBS sitcom punchline in 2017

>>86860085
HEILHITLA

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>>86850493

>>86850642
Are you an actual television writer?

I hope he gets beat up by bullies then invents a machine to kill them.

>>86850493
Rassenschande

>>86850642
Now I'm jealous I didn't came up with this.

>>86853159
ALL OVER AMY'S FUCKIN' GLASSES!

>>86850493
G E S T A P O

>>86858217
>the episode when sheldon leaves a trail of pennies to a homemade gas chamber to capture howard in

>>86850493
BLESZINSKI

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>>86850642
I actually laughed at the thought of this in the show. Am I a bad person?

It's like Wonder Years you dumb shit.
There will be no laugh track.

>>86850493
ZOBOOMAFOO!

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>Whole new generation of kids will grew up with family and classmates telling them: "you're so much like young Sheldon xD"

>>86860222

Are you actually brain dead ?
It is the same joke for 10 years now but in a different package.

>>86850799
I don't watch TV or ads.
I just shit on nu male garbage.

>>86860707
>already get told im like sheldon
it's why i dont leave my house i feel like a fucking burden with that label

>>86850493
Zippidydoodah!

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>>86850493

You know, there is a trailer for the show, I don't think they're going to do the laugh tracks and go more of the Malcom in the Middle/The Middle direction

https://youtu.be/XR-jIhwIfIw

>>86861050
>unavailable

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>>86850493

>>86850642
you should win an award for this

>>86860843
Not as brain dead as the class Hamster!

*turns to camera and puts on shades*

*laugh track*

>>86861083
>>86861083
Well you're either in another country or using a proxy

>>86850493
BOLSHEVISM

>>86850493
BANANA

>>86850493
ZYKLON BEE

>>86850469
Nice OP.
First Post Best Post.

>>86851176
Tv may be a lot of things but most of ua aren't faggos

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>>86850493
BATISTA

>>86850493
BANGARANG

>>86853136
>when the checks cleared from the TV show Young Sheldon
>the mom bought a new car
>Young Sheldon got a Hot Carl

>>86850493
Ain't I a stinker?

>>86861545
It's just standard sitcom fare. Or are you trying to fit in based on the (You) count.?

>>86861130
>Underrated

>>86852562
>haha ah yes, the good old 70's just like my childhood with the disco balls and the afros and everything
>oh wait I was born in 2004

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>>86850493

https://youtu.be/kbBgx0BEuuI

>>86861621
cringe

>>86850493
ZIMBABWE

>>86853136
Is stiflers mom in every bad sitcom?

>>86850493
ZVARRI

>It's a drunk Sheldon father starts beating him, for skipping gym
I through it was lighthearted comedy

>>86865559

I think she's in every sitcom full stop if it runs long enough.

>>86861130
kek

>>86850642
BRAVO

>>86863994
>Or are you trying to fit in based on the (You) count.?
Yes. Now here's yours.

>>86850493
BOOZORPDATREICDJNDSSGN

>>86850642
Funnier than the show, you got chops kid

>>86851450
How am I supposed to know whats cable and whats not?

>>86850493
MOESHA

>>86850493
SHARINGAN

They're going to do an episode where he conveniently meets child Leonard, but doesn't learn his name or something, right? This is going to be a shitshow.

>>86867658
Isn't Sheldon the only character who grew up in Texas? Not sure how they'll fit cameos into this, but they will probably try.

>>86854976
>gee, Joey, TWO seasons?

>>86867869
inter-state science fairs, conventions and shit like that. I fully expect the whole cast to cameo by the end of the first season with either Leonard or Penny appearing in the season finale.

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>>86854726
back to 9gag my kid

I can tell you're underage

>>86850493
Kino

>>86850642
Back then "nintendo" wasn't the catchall word people used for "video game system", it was ATARI. You'd know this if you weren't a gen z fagling.

Also, please stop blatantly samefagging your posts.

>>86850493
BAHOLOCAUST

>sheldon go do your homework
>*atari sounds*
>i'm playing mario 64 on an old emulator
*LAUGH TRACK*
>sheldon looks at the camera
>really?

>>86850642
Fuck yeah. Amiga 2000 was best Amiga.

>>86861050
Damn this looks fucking rad

>>86867658
Nah, but Sheldon will have some friends that weren't mentioned in TBT

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>>86853136
>he doesn't know Joey is kino

>>86850493

BLOOPY JUPERS

>>86853104

FUCKING LMAO

i guess hermaphrodites exist

>>86852975
that's pennys apartment fucktard

>>86853136

He has 5 fucking pictures of his face on the box wtf

>>86850469
>*LAUGH TRACK *
This show doesn't have a laugh track. I'll only be watching the pilot because Jon Favreau is directing it, if it's good (which it probably won't), I'll still around for it.

>>86850493

HONK HONK

>>86850493
BAZONGO

>>86850654
This kid was cast in the new Jody Hill movie "Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter" so there's still hope for him.

>>86867997
>inter-state
intra-state*

>>86850493
baghdad

>>86853761

> hunted by bazinga
> haunted by jumanji

Fuck why is this so funny

>>86850493
Bazinga

>>86860915
>tfw my mom told me that yesterday too

>>86853136
Watch it Matty!