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>on date with girl >goes strangely well >no spaghetti,

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>on date with girl
>goes strangely well
>no spaghetti, conversation has a flow
>conversation turns to movies
>her favorite movie is the notebook
>decide not to make fun of her cause I want gf
>"yeah, its good ive seen it"
>my turn
>"terminator"
>"whats that? never heard of it"
>autism unleashes on its own and I start laughing at her while repeatedly asking if she's seriously never seen or ever heard of terminator
>she replies "n-no...i-is it good?" while I still keep laughing like a moron
>goes mostly silent for rest of the date
>take different cabs home
>hasnt replied to any of my texts

Thanks retarded hobby and elitism of mine, feels good
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>>86850190
>let me tell you what's good

kys autist
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>>86850215
working on it desu
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That's what you deserve when your favorite movie is fucking Terminator.
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>>86850245
whats yours?
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>>86850190
People hate being laughed at more than anything. how can you not realise that at your age?
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>>86850328
it was involuntary ;_;
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>"terminator"
>"whats that? never heard of it"

>OH, WE SHOULD WATCH IT SOMETIMES

THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING HAD TO DO OP
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>>86850355
Seriously. These are the autists you share a board with. God damn OP you're a dumb fucking faggot
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>>86850355
To add to this, safe money says she wss fishing for this response. Of course she's heard of it, OP did this to himself
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>>86850190

>terminator
>elitist

try again
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>>86850190
>dating a 12 year old
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>>86850355
>>86850404
>>86850459
fuck you guys
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>>86850190
>his "hobby" is watching trash like terminator
i would have dumped you too
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>go on date with girl
>"whats your favorite movie" she asks
>"terminator genisys"
>"oh..."
>date deteriorates from there
>weeks later learn from mutual friend her favorite movie is terminator
well fuck you too you bitch if I wanted to watch ancient cringy shit Id buy a time machine
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>>86850190
You dodged a bullet there anon. She must be a retarded cunt.
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>I can't wait to get home and tell 4chan about what happened!

or

>things that never happened

Either way, you sound pretty pathetic.
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>>86850190
>decide not to make fun of her
That's where you were wrong.

Light teasing is essential for a proper emotional connection. Just saying "yeah that's good/cool" to everything she says is boring and lifeless. You could've teased her with some of the famous cliche melodramatic notebook lines so she get's slightly embarassed about it, then mention the Goose, tease her about him a bit and then you mention Drive as a film that you like that also starts the Goose in the main role and if she hasn't seen it you say that you have to see it together and boom you've got the first step into having a kino gf done. Much better than just asking each other what is your favorite film/band/food and replying with "cool"
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>>86850762
Go back faggot.
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>>86850762
you sound way more pathetic and im LMAOing @ youre life right now m8
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>>86850812
Kill yourself
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>>86850812
Wow, a real Casanova giving advice on 4chan's /tv/!
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>last month
>American living in Japan
>meet Japanese qt who is also interested in movies
>tells me she loves the show Full House and wants to have a big family like that
>ask her out on a date to see a movie
>she says yes
>look at the schedule
>i have no idea what any of these movies are except for Hacksaw Ridge
>jokingly suggest we go see it
>she looks it up and likes the idea of a conscientious observer refusing to fight and wants to see it
>go to the Kinoplex
>all is going well until the first battle scene with the Japanese
>Japanese are blowing themselves up with grenades and cutting American throats with katanas
>Americans are roasting Japs alive and bombarding them with artillery
>I look over and she's crying
>I have a panic attack and pull her out of the movie
>after a while to catch our breath we go back in and finish it
>she's still crying after the movie
>she says "I didn't want the Japanese soldiers to die, but I didn't want the Americans to die either"
>I try to lighten the mood with a joke
>"Oh ,you weren't cheering them on? Tenno heika banzai!"
>she didn't laugh
>she stopped talking to me after that
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>>86851028
>things that never happened
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>>86851028
>I look over and she's crying
>I have a panic attack and pull her out of the movie
>after a while to catch our breath we go back in and finish it
>she's still crying after the movie
How fucking retarded are you anon?
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>>86851109
No, I'm really that autistic
>>86851124
When I saw her crying I had a panic attack and it felt like I couldn't breath, I wasn't really thinking clearly
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>>86850496
do you know where you are?
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>>86850261
the notebook
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>>86851182
that sucks. she sounded like a keeper
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>>86851182
You're dumb cunt anon. She's crying and you take be back to the source of her tears? Have you never delt with a female in your entire life?
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>>86850190
Dude terminator as you favorite movie is just as pleb tier as the notebook.
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>>86850350
Did you eat paint chips as a child?
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>>86851471
Its that she had never heard of it you retarded fuck.
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>>86851471
t.numale
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>>86851182
pulling out wasn't retarded, going back in was
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>>86851570
thats what yo daddy said
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>>86850355
I got a gf by literally doing this. "Oh, I don't watch a lot of movies." "We should watch some movies together!" "Okay! Sounds fun!" She doesn't even like most of the movies I like. But she loves spending the time with me. That's fucking literally all you had to do, OP. Give had an opening to spend time with you.

Fucking autists, gotta explain everything to them...
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