Good God /tv/, this just happened to me...
>at grocery store
>man is checking out in front of me
>it's mother fucking Lord God Christian Bale
be 26.77 sir"
>Bale looks the girl in the fucking eyes With the most intense
glare imaginable
>"No it isn't."
>girl starts sweating, hands fumbling
>"Umm, sorry Sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrong."
>Bale nods slowly
>"Bag my mother fucking groceries."
>girl carefully puts stuff in the bags
>Bale watches carefully With a stoic glance of pure Alpha
>"Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
>girl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
>Bale stares at her blankly for a few moments, he doesn't move.
>hands her a fifty
>"keep the change."
>starts to walk away, stops and turns around
>hands her another fifty
>nods to cashier With a slight smile
>looks at me
>0hfuck.jpeg
>smiles and winks at me
>Bale walks out
>cashier wont even ring me up, She starts masturbating on the spot
>l start masturbating too
>Bale's face when
>>86839195
What about that face inspires chadhood and superiority? he looks like one of the liberal hipsters I kick the shit out of regularly everytime they start snorting coke near my apartment. i'm a manlet too but I'm regularly trained in over 50 different martial arts styles so I whoop 6'6 pussyboy faggot musclechads over my dick daily
>>86839195
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