>character makes telephone call >doesn't hype himself

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>Character leaves apartment bc he's forced to buy food or do laundry
>Doesnt take a bunch of percocet and xanax an hour before

>>86830452
Some percocet sounds good right about now

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>character writes a text
>doesn't start having a panic attack as his finger approaches "send"

>>86830536
sure does.

>>86830648
>uses heads or tails to decide wether to send it or nah

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>Character types something on an anonymous image board
>doesn't get an anxiety attack after pressing "Submit"

>>86830832
You fucking bitch, bet you thought your post was good too, didn't you? Also you're ugly lmao nerd

>>86831236
Stop bullying, you bully!

>character sees a nigger
>doesnt immediately sneer in disgust

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>>86830334
>character is about to meet someone
>doesn't spend an hour thinking of every conceivable way the conversation could go and every conceivable response, then finally meets the character and it's nothing like he imagined

>>86831297
I can't help it, it just happens every time for me. I go home every night and pray at my altar to St. Ray Charles in the hope that he might see my anguish.

>>86830648
>character has contacts other than immediate family on their phone

>character needs to make a call
>broods about it for the day
>"i'll just do it tomorrow"

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>>86830648
>character sends text
>waits for 10 minutes, doesn't get a reply
>doesn't spend entire time wondering if person is just busy, they didn't receive the message, or if he fucked up and sent a shitty text

>>86831484
>Next day he does the same thing

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>character doesnt recieve robocalls from "the warranty department"

>>86831359
What's it like being you guys? I was awkward as shit with no friends in high school but eventually got over it. I'm 26 now. I sincerely want to know. Do you let people walk all over you? Is it that you just lack courage?

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>nobody ever calls

>character doesn't pace while also rocking back and forth while on the phone

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>asian telemarketer
>sounds like an old woman
>it was actually a man

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>>86830648
>character ignores all texts and phone calls
>192 voicemails
Is it avpd or just the tism?

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>>86831608

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>character over 18
>still a virgin

>character doesn't spend several hours trying to come up a cool yet flirty response to a text he got from a girl
>ends up never sending it so he won't look like a sperg trying to flirt

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>>86830334
>character swears at his therapist
>doesn't awkwardly mumble answers to her questions

>>86831681
I'm a pretty confident guy and not at all 'awkward' but I also do this. Just how I am, overanalyzing everything

>>86830648
>character sends a text
>doesn't check their sent text to see that they didn't subconciously include inappropriate stuff
?

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>character goes to bed
>doesn't struggle to sleep for two hours while changing position every ten minutes
>doesn't have to get up every hour during the night to pee
>doesn't wake up half an hour too early and can't go back to sleep because he's anxious the alarm might go off any minute
>doesn't look like a zombie at the breakfast table

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>>86832739
>>character goes to bed

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>character is alone in a room with an underage girl
>doesn't rape her to death

>>86832392
Weird. Just stop overanalyzing. Nothing matters anyways

>>86832826
what exactly are you trying to say here, mother fucker? what did you mean by this?

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>character passes windows
>doesn't stop at each one to look through to confirm no one is watching

>>86832349
George genuinely reminded me of Tony a lot

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>>86832823

>character is near underage girl
>doesn't get nervous and sweaty
>doesn't look in a different direction to avoid suspicion

>character cant go to sleep at human times because if hes not dead tired and wont fall asleep instantly, the thoughts are gonna come back and keep him up for hours.

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>character doesnt down half a bottle of whisky and start breaking things in his house every time a female takes longer than 5 minutes to respond to a text

>has to make a phone call
>has to get drunk to do it

>>86830648
>character doesn't erase entire paragraph of text because he realized it's not worth it.

>>86832880
Haha I was just kidding. Please don't hurt me haha

>>86831236
it was good tho. u triggered?

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>>86831608

>Does the same thing until Friday afternoon
>Whoever he needs to call is closed over the weekend
>Can finally relax and not thing about it for a few days
>Anxiety starts creeping back Sunday night because he knows he has to make the call next morning

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>character learns something new
>doesn't pace around his room for 10 minutes pretending he's explaining it to someone else

does meds help?

>>86833247

>character is cooking
>doesn't imagine he is on the cooking channel, explaining as he goes along

>character doesn't know if it's a good idea or not to text her again

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>>86833225

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>character is on message service that shows if the other person is typing
>girl on the other end asks critical question
>doesn't start typing response, but soon realizes he doesn't actually know what to say, then pulls the plug on the computer and pretend there was a power outage when he finally thinks of a response and turns it back on

>character acts awkward around girl
>"It's ok. I like it when guys are nervous"

>>86832739
The alarm anxiety has made all my alarms completely obselete.

>Character types something online
>Doesn't close the tab as if people online can see him and will judge

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>character trying to hold in a massive shit
>doesn't each ash from the chimney to make the pain go away

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>Character is driving alone
>Doesn't have hypothetical conversations with himself out loud

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>>86830452
>>86832349
>>86833068

>Character is driving alone at night on an empty country road
>Suddenly a car approaches from behind
>Doesn't get stressed out because it might be the police and he worries something is wrong with the car

>character is able to fall asleep without getting blackout drunk
Ruins my immersion

>character doesnt panic everytime someone else uses the bathroom wondering if they forgot to flush earlier

>character orders a pizza
>doesn't create a conversation flow chart accounting for all conceivable scenarios

>>86835035
Only when ordering pizza?

>>86833225
Are you me?

>>86834794
I literally can't sleep without drinking first and I'm only 25. Should I just end it?

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>this thread
You're all unbearably and irredeemably pathetic and should kill yourselves

>>86835076
Well when else would he use the phone?

>character going through stressful time
>doesn't start wetting the bed every night
>doesn't order male depends on Amazon I'm shame
>doesn't wait until the UPS truck pulls away before opening door to get package
>doesn't wait until middle of the night to take out trash
>doesn't buy a safe for the exclusive purpose of having somewhere to keep the diapers that no one will ever find by accident when visiting
>doesn't start getting even more paranoid and cut a hole in the floor under the bed and put the safe under a trap door
>doesn't not go to a urologist or psychiatrist out of fear of judgement or people finding out that they wet the bed as a 26 year old man

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>character has to do any kind of voicecall on skype or other
>doesn't spend an hour of prep time getting drunk before

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>Character has a quick one or two sentence conversation with somebody
>Doesn't spend the rest of the move obsessing about it in his mind

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>character gets confronted about something
>just answers "sorry" or "okay"
>doesn't keep thinking about what he should have said instead for the next couple of weeks and still get flashbacks to it years later

>>86835637
I don't like taking out my trash in the middle of the night because I'm always afraid that my neighbors will assume I am some type of burglar and shoot me...

>character has a convo with a girl irl
>doesn't jam his hands in his jean pockets and reply to everything with "Haha!"

>character has to go to check out at only register manned by QT gril
>character doesnt avoid eye contact just looks down
>gril isnt visibly disgusted because it looks like character is staring at boobs
>character doesnt drive an extra 10 mins to go to another store to avoid going back
>character doesnt wake up in a pool of sweat after recurring nightmare of above situation

>>86833247
Kek
>>86835637
The character should probably just see a doctor. Doctors, especially urologists, aren't going to judge him for having a medical problem like that.