>"so how do I find him?" >"you don't

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>>86825255

>Villain gains the upper hand and goes to shoot hero
>Hero had previously removed bullets from the gun

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>If you are watching this, it means I am dead

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>>86825255

>it's not a ghost it's a demon

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>>86825465
>it's not a demon it's a alien

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>>86825510

>it's not an alien
>it's a man

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>>86825550
>It's not a man, it's a trap

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>>86825550
>it's not a man
>it's a woman

>>86825550
This sounds like a good movie.

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>>86825510
>Not where, WHEN

>>86825550
>it's not a man
>it's a little girl hiding in the walls

>>86825769
>it's not a little girl hiding in the walls
>it's a man eating spider

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>>86825550

>it's not a person
>it's a monster

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>"we're not so different, you and I"

>Yeah I know what you are thinking. Where did I leave me badge, my gun... and my other gun. It all started 24 hours ago when I still had a Plan A.

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>>86825942

>We have more in common than you think

>>86825364
>I wonder why the gun was lighter...

>>86826092

>Hero kicks gun out of Villian's hand and they do hand to hand combat while fighting over the gun and trying to get a new magazine into it.

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>Character gets fatally shot in the chest/stomach
>Main fight ensues
>In the aftermath of the fight, hero and sidekicks go over to the character and lament his death
>Character suddenly comes to, and opens his shirt to reveal a kevlar vest or a book/bible/watch/phone/etc that stopped the bullet

>Hero hides behind wooden desk from gunfire
>Lives

>>86826658

>hero jumps behind bar from gunfire
>lives

>>86825550
>if it bleeds it's a woman

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>Hero fighting main villain
>Villain is about to kill hero
>Secondary villain who has a love/hate relationship with hero stops main villain and helps him up
>"No one kills you but me"

>>86826011
Daring fusion.

>>86826758
i tried to pull this with my two bullies back in elementary school but i just ended up being beaten by both of them

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>>86825255
>Villain tells Hero to kill him
>Hero walks away with friends and family and lets police arrest Villain

>>86826846
Kek

>protag and villain end up joining forces

>Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat.
>They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.
>So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word

>an ancient evil awakens

>>86825364
>You forgot the one in the chamber.

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>>86826054
> join me, together we are unstoppable!

>Hero faces off with bad guy
>"Hey, what's your favorite Hemingway book?"
>"Huh?"
>Slices off both his arms with a machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaj2jHra7g

>>86826980
I hate this trope with all my passion

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>heroes survive multiple shots and injuries
>all of the henchmen die instantly

>>86827002
The Sun Also Rises... on people with no arms

>>86827165
yeah
but it doesn't even bother me anymore,since this is like 99% of flicks with shooting scenes

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>>86826846
The 'tism is strong with this one

someday /tv/ i'm going through the archives and taking every trope posted here and making a movie out of it

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>>86826883

>>86827165
I doubt they all die, most of them play dead because henchmen are paid shit.

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>>86825255

>Nazis portrayed as the bad guys

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>>86826054
We're not so different you and I

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>>86825255
>intelligent character says something technical
>comic relief replies "in English please!" or vastly over simplifies it

>militaries intend to nuke everything at the first signs of trouble

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>>86826928

>>86827297
it will not be so different from the current flicks

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>why destroying it if we can use it?

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>>86827297
it's already done

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>>86825255

>female lead
>has male supporting characters
>male supporting actors think they need to protect female lead
>she ends up being the most independent and strong character shattering traditional gender roles of a damsel in distress

>>86827549
>That cock looks familiar

>>86826883
>jerry goldsmith music swells and drowns out the villain's promises of coming back

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>>86827549
That bulge :0

>>86826928
Based Pratchett knew what the fuck was up.

>>86827325
>main character is a Nazi
>ends up turning against his brothers

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>"uh uh. no way. I am not doing that. there is NO WA-"
>*cuts to him doing it*

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>"I'm retired"
>"We need you for one last job"
>"Not interested"
>"____ is in trouble"
>*stares out of a window*
>"Guess I'm coming out of retirement"
>*cut scene to taking out guns and passports*

>>86827833
>I am NOT going
>goes
That shit never fucking gets old.

>>86827863
But I love John Wick.

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>>86827873

>sassy black character
>"AWWW HELL NAW"
>ends up doing it

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>>86825255

>something bad is obviously about to happen
>character says "I've got a bad feeling about this"

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>>86825255

>WWII movie
>never mentions Jews economically enslaving the German population, destroying the middle class, polarizing the country politically and then pushing Churchill into war he couldn't win after Germans rebelled

>hero does something heroic
>bad guy appears from the shadows clapping
>"Bravo!"

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>If I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead

>couple finished having sec in bed
>woman sits up covering her knockers with a sheet

>>86826980

We complete each other.

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>>86828147
They don't do this in real life?

>You really ARE dumb, aren't you?

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>>86825255
>you have a plan?
>I am THE plan

>>86828179
what's the fucking point on hidding the tits from a man she just fucked with??

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>>86828147

>sex scene
>guy is wearing socks

>>86828447
>sex scene
>doesn't shove his dick between her tits

>>86827438
https://youtu.be/S73nmMU1LDs

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>How do we sleep while our beds are burning?

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>>86828447
>sex scene
>guys is using sock as condom

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>>86828147
>cuts to them lying in bed after sex
>they're wearing underwear

>>86829024
This always bothers me, especially when they're at home. Christ, I'll take the blanket trick over that.

>mexican standoff
>nobody gets shot

>>86829598
>mexican standoff
>everybody's white

>>86829908
>Mexican standoff
>everybodys an Alternian troll

>>86825550
its a man baby, yeah

>>86829024
I dont like to be naked after sex time, I always slip my underwear back on

>>86826846
lol