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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAH
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>>86812728
>Harrison Ford wearing a fucking hanes t shirt from Wal mart
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>>86812728
Ford really does not care anymore
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>>86812728
>orange and blue poster
It's going to be shit for sure.
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>mfw it's real

Hollywood is dead. Bury it.
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>>86812758
>>86812759
He's treating this shit with the respect it deserves
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>>86812758
>>86812728

THIS GOD DAMN IT FUCKING THIS

THE IMMERSION IS GOING TO BE SO SHIT BECAUSE OF FORD

FUCK YOU FORD YOU CUNT
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>Gosling is red
>Ford is blue
>this is the last time they spoke as humans
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>>86812728

Did they photoshop Harrisons face?
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>>86812728
>posting fakes
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>>86812728
Poster art has been dead for a few decades or so. Just compositing heads of the main actors together as big as possible and that's it, nothing more.
Also you should all be aware that Villeneuve has no say in the marketing (posters, promo shoots, editing of trailers), tpday that's all done by special third party marketing companies hired by the studio.
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>>86812728

I'm still clinging to a strand of hope that it'll be good. We'll get shots of Ana at the very least.
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>>86812728
that's awful
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>>86812883
It is fake. Good job on the shoop though, didn't find anything when googling with the picture.
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>>86812758
>>86812759
>>86812772
>>86812779
>>86812820
>>86812825
>>86812864
calm down it's made by an edgy fan on the Internet, not the official poster you mongoloids
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>>86812912

It's not fake. Just brand new.
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>>86812934
post the source then
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THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTrBDJGySm0

DEATH TO TSHIRTS
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>>86812912
>>86812927
>>86812952

WRONG.

http://www.seenit.co.uk/blade-runner-2049-gets-new-international-poster/
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>>86812927
oh yeah here's a better pic
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>>86812728
It looks good. You fags are overreacting retards
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>>86812952
>>86812927
>>86812912
>>86812840

https://www.comicbookmovie.com/sci-fi/blade-runner-2049-theatrical-poster-assembles-the-entire-cast-of-denis-villeneuves-sci-fi-sequel-a153455
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it would be funny if he was in that shirt all movie
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>>86812728
>>86812970
>>86812976
is it fucking possible to make this look less interesting? I guess you could put gosling in a regular t-shirt as well, that might do it
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>>86812772
It's a meme to hate orange and blue.
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>>86812976
that's not a poster, that's a promo shoot that isn't even made on the set
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>>86812728
>Sony marketing
Not even once kiddos
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>>86812976
This is how Ford showed up on set isn't it.
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>>86813082
straight from the bingo hall
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>>86813060
is it unofficial then? who the fuck cares if the exact word "poster" is applicable you autist
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guys what if they are dressing him up like a faggot so when he puts on his old blade runner coat again its more impactful ;)
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>>86812728
Ghost in the Shell 2 alrady?! fuking kek
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Where are the chinks they shoehorned in for the Asian market?
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>>86813041
They wore tshirts in Blade Runner and Alien. You need to dial down your capeshit sensibilities.
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Are normies going to start pretending they like Bladerunner in a month?
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Wew
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>>86813118
You know who else wore Tshirts?
Hitler`
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>>86813100
>when he puts on his old blade runner coat again its more impactful ;)
THINGS I KNOW!!!!
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>>86812728
Are you kidding me? That looks worse than indie sci-fi movies posters. Most likely the whole movie will be of the same production value.
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>>86812976
>It's a Ford shows up off the street in clothes from his wardrobe photoshoot
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>>86813138
They've always pretended to like Scott, Kubrick, and Nolan.
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>>86813138
Yes, may the fourth be with you
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>>86813118
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>>86812976
Just wear a trench coat or something the fuck
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This is going t be the most reddit nostalgic pandering garbage there is this year.

The original was good because muh atmosphere and muh character development of batty and deckard. There will be nothing within 1000 miles of that in VillenueveNolan's latest pseudo-shitpile.
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>>86813118

I wouldn't bother arguing with these fags. If the character doesn't magically fly around the place wearing a silly brightly coloured costume then they have no interest in it.
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>>86812728
Who keeps making these posters Jesus.
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>>86813214
Why would old ass Deckard still be wearing a trenchcoat? That would imply they were going for a film noir look like the original and nothing about this appears to be a noir.
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>>86813238
Jesus: "I don't know my child, I just dont know... but he is going to hell"
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>>86813142
No he fucking didn't.
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>>86813214
nah bro he's a replicator he doesn't feel cold, why would he act like a normal human being and wear a fucking jacket lmao
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>>86813266
thanks satan
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>>86812999
>>86812970
Jesus christ, I didn't actually think it was possible.
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>>86812728
This can't not be shit. Ford has been phoning in his performances for the last 10 years.

Also, if anyone cares about some actual, decent cyberpunk with Rutger Hauer in the lead, check out The Observer. Sadly a video game but I enjoyed it.
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>>86813333
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>>86812976
he's an old school guy. old school guys wear clothes like this. like your dad.

my god no wonder you are fucking virgins
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>>86813333
>3333
checked and mated
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>>86813398
Nigga this is a movie in the future meant to show how advanced society is.
He looks like he stepped out of a Levi's Ad
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>>86812976
Imagine if they used that as a poster
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>>86813367
but dude lmao ur a virgin
>>86813398
lmaaooo
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>>86812976
Among all things, Goslings hair looks like shit here
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>>86812728
HOLY FUCK I HATE POSTERS WITH 2 COLORS ON THE SIDE LIKE THAT. TO ME IT MAKES THE POSTER LOOK SO AWFUL AND UNAPPEALING
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>>86813441
>muh future

what do you think, everyone wears a fucking iron-main suit???
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>>86813500
>hollywood still obsessed with orange and blue in 2017
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>>86813398
It's called a jacket. If only fatso Ford actually gave a damn he'd be wearing one.
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>>86813510
No but I would at least expect the costume designers to come up with something better than a cotton shirt and denim jeans
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>>86813546
This is a really fucktarded thing to fixate on.
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Shit thread.
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This version somehow looks decent enough.
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>>86813593
Whatever you say, Mr. Promotional Team.
Have fun trying to explain why Ford looks like he doesn't give one shit about being in this during interviews.
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>>86812772
>>86813532
The "orange and teal" is just a complimentary colorway in color grading that's been used from the start of the use of color, but autist on the Internet caught up to that only a year or two ago and now just screech ORAMGE AN TEEL just because they heard of the term somewhere and thinking that that some kind of argument.
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>>86813654
Because he has actual social anxiety? He's been terrible in interviews from the start of his career, no matter which movie.
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Ford's face oh fucking hell also

>>86813333
>yfw a number is the best thing in this post
based anon
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>>86813708
Social anxiety explains why he doesn't care about being in a movie after acting for 50+ years?

Fuck. Off.
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>>86813610
Harrison just sticks out like a sore thumb with his NON costume next to the others.

Who is directing this shit?
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>>86813708
How exactly does Ford not giving a fuck about interviews translate into social anxiety? Has he said he suffers from social anxiety? I would have thought the reason he doesn't give a fuck about interviews is that he gets stoned in the green room before going on stage.
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Poster sucks and trailers make it looks like a heavy action movie but I trust Villeneuve. Also it looks great from a cinematographic perspective.
I'm tired of old, boring Harrison Ford in movies though
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>>86813755
nothing will make sense to your american ears
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Why isn't Sean Young in this movie? Are they going to explain what happened to Rachel? If she died as a Replicant and Deckard didn't that just adds even more proof that he's not a goddamned Replicant.
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>>86813840
Shes not allowed in movies anymore after pooping herself on the set of Ace ventura
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>>86813610
>Poster is divided into two colors
>title of movie is only one color
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>>86812728
why are you laughing?
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>>86812728
dude orange and blue lmao
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>>86813654
Name an upcoming movie you're looking forward to.
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>>86812728
that can't actually be the poster.

>ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE BLUE BLUE BLUE

why the fuck would they have talented people do pretty good job with the set design and lighting and cinematography of the rest of the movie but not have ANYONE talented enough to do a half-decent poster?

it's just terrible.
It's like they gave the job to an intern or someone who only had 1 afternoon to make the poster in photoshop.
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>Harrison, this is a billion dollar scifi epic that relied heavily on style and atmosphere, could you at least put on thie leather jacket that our costume departmen made for you?

"No!"
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>>86813840
she has hemorrhoids.
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>>86813831
>Le_superior_euroscum_face
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>>86813668
>only a year or two ago

Nigga. This has been a movie poster meme for a decade now. Get with the times gramps.
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>>86813925
>you now remember that Harrison Ford Deliberately SABOTAGED the original movie with bad Narration voice over (this is documented)

Looks like Old Harry Dick is back at it again
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>>86813954
>he didn't get it
>he didn't watch operator kino
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>>86812728
>Blue orange
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Action, Harrison, please.
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>>86813996
>expecting me to have encyclopedic memory of movie dialogue

That is not a memorable line my man
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>>86814077
ungrateful ape.
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>"Mr. Ford, here's your costu-"
>"Fuck off, I'm just gonna wear this grey t-shirt."
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>>86813980
Your reading comprehension sucks just as much ass as usual. Nigga.
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>we will never get kino posters like this again
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>>86813333
Trump confirmed Hitler.
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>>86814150
>shitty z flicks like space cop have kino posters
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>>86812728
>mfw they didnt feature the best waifu on the poster
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>>86812728
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>>86814150
looks pretty fucking generic for the 80s also
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>>86814064
HE DOESNDONEETHING?
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>>86814112
>Mr. Ford we've spent thousands of dollars on this amazing design piece. It's a replica of the original jacket you wore in Blade Runner, except some spiffy modifications have been added to really modernise it.
>Thanks but no thanks. Going with my 5 dollar shirt from sport chek senpai.
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>>86814294
So let's say you're a retired Bladerunner just chilling in your hideout in the asscrack of some desolate waste, would you sit around in your badass old coat all the time? Every decade or so, would you have Amazon deliver you a newer, trendier one just to keep up with the times just in case you get tracked down and pulled into some sort of intrigue you just wanted to get away from?

I bet it would be hanging in your hall closet right next to your katana.
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>>86812728
>that one thot with zero acting ability managed to suck and fuck her way into Blade Runner
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>>86813333
unf that ass
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>>86812728
THE RIGHT HAND HOLDS THE BLUE
THE LEFT HAND HOLDS THE ORANGE
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>>86814615
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I'm the only person on /tv/ who thinks the movie looks good.
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>>86814681
How much do you think Haynes paid for product promotion?
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>>86814703
Literally dozens of dollars
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>>86814693
No, I'm legitimately interested, too.
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>>86813916
There's no lack of talent, only lazyness, enabled by the studios of course
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careful with all that laughing guy, you forgot to inhale first
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>>86813333
that's a dress shirt you fucking faggot
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>its another blue and orange gradient
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>>86814810
Good, I want cyberpunk back on the menu.
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>>86815075
its a polo tshirt
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>>86815075
> expecting plebs to know about golfing attire

Just where do you think you are?
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>>86812976
i hope ford dies in the first 20 minutes, I can't watch a full movie with him wearing that shirt
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>>86815164
He'll appear just long enough to say "I'm a Replicant - time to die."
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>>86815221
Like shirts in the rain....time to dry.
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>>86812728
How i hate bad photoshop movie posters!
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>>86815250
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it being shit will at least be good for the memeconomy
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Warner Floppers Pictures does it again
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>>86814150
Didn't they redesign and arrived at the font a while after a few releases on home video?
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>>86812728
I swear if there is going to be a fucking love story, I'm gonna suicide.
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Will ford rape-kiss another woman in this?
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>>86812728
Good Lord. It's as bad as the Spiderman one.
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>>86815600
You can't rape a machine you pusy.
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Did everyone forget to how to make posters this year? What the fuck is going on?
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>>86815705
Sony studio hired a bullshit third party marketing company, nothing new here.
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>>86812976
>Mr Ford you need to wear your costume for the photoshoot
>Photoshoot? Why are they doing photoshoots in Walmart?
>Just take the picture
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DUDE JUST GO CRAZY ON THE SHARPNESS SLIDER LMAO
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>>86815457
Dial it back a notch, shill. Don't want to overplay your hand.
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>>86815705
I don't think anybody knows how to make anything anymore.
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>>86813333
THICC
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>>86814693
I'm looking forward to it, every Villeneuve interview I saw so far shows how much of a precise passionate autist he is about the original and not fucking up at any filmmaking element while being 100% aware that the BR fans will come to the screenings ready to find the smallest of flaws in the new one, as they should be.
If anyone should do the remake, it's him.

The marketing is dogshit though, thanks Sony.
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>>86813840
>Why isn't Sean Young in this movie?
Because she's an actress and as is always the case with women she's aged fucking horribly and lost her relevance decades ago.
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>>86813840

Harrison Ford hates her and refused to star in this movie if she was involved.
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>>86813172
Fuck off, Kubrick is great.
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>>86816351
I'd rather have sean in this than Ford
T-shirt wearing mothafucka
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>>86814150
this looks like shit though

fuck i hate that movie anyway

why on earth would anyone be hyped for 2149?
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Why.
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>>86816759
hey I don't even know what that is, I just made up the word
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Im literally shaking rn.
Why would they do this, any of this.
It's RS making alien movies level of ruining IPs.
Blade Runner was good. Why make not good.
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that poster looks like babby's first graphic design project
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>>86812881

>ana in a rated R movie
>deakins

you know if nothing else this movie will be nice to look at

it'll be the first one i'm gonna watch in a dolby cinema, hope it's worth it
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>>86817084
This dude knew what was up.
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>>86812728
What is this face meant to convey?
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>EVER doubting our boy Dennis
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>>86812758
THIS CANT BE REAL
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>>86817140

PART TIME
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>>86817140
He doesnt look real.
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>>86817140
his eyes look like when they CGI'd whatshisname's eyes in Blade because he refused to open them kek
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>>86813441
nigga you dont think people gonna be wearing jeans and t shirts in 32 years nigga wtf nigga u cray cray nigga were da wite bithes at
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>>86817140
Old age.
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>>86817308
Ooga booga white boi bend over lmao cuck SWC BBC wtwwa
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>>86817140
A large bank account
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>>86812728
>>86817140

>can't wait for for the director's cut where we hear 2 hours of Harrison's grumbling
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>>86812772
incorrect
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>>86817140
>i won't live long enough to spend all the money i'm making from this turd
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why are you guys surprised about this being trash
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>>86812728
soo its pretty much confirmed that this movie is just going to be nostalgia and pandering (probably badly) because ford is in it
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>we got company...
>MOVE! LET'S GO!
>CMON THIS WAY
>WE GOTTA MOVE

can't wait for more of this kind of riveting dialogue stretched out for 90+ minutes

thanks hollywood
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>>86818078
Was that your opinion on The Force Awakens, too?
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>>86818158
well with TFA we pretty much knew for sure that theres going to be a shitton of "nostalgia" since disney was in charge and the movie was going to be a continuation of the previous movies

with bladerunner I thought the movie is trying to be its own thing, but I didnt know Ford is in it until now
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>>86818330
So let me see if I'm on the same page with you here:

>Disney does it.
"Well, what's a little nostalgia? It's Disney, so it's to be expected, anticipated, even. Maybe it'll even be good. Oh, and of course Han's been wearing the same outfit for thirty years."

>Literally anyone else does it.
"FUCKING NOSTALGIA-PANDERING HORSESHIT. FUCK THIS NON-DISNEY COMPANY. JUST WEAR YOUR T-SHIRT LMAO"

That about sum it up?
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>>86812728
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAH
these threads are so desperate
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>>86818078
it looks like its going to be hour and half episode of west world with shitty misunderstanding of cyber punk mixed in
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>>86818585
It's a 'meme' started from /sp/ and /v/

Same newfaggot who post in the candlejack format wron
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>>86812728
Leto is in this, Jesus fuck no.
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>guy in kimono
>it's a fucknig white dude

I can already tell this is full of whitewashed bullshit and cultural appropriation while shitting on actual Asians
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>>86813141

those are some serious DSLs
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What do hot bitches have to do with high philosophical, and foggy LA cyberstories about what it means to be a human?
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>>86812758
It is navy-blue, gunmetal grey, It's fine.
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>Mr Ford, you're scheduled today for wardrobe sizing for the new Blade Runner movie
>Eh... tell them not to worry, I'll bring my own clothes
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>>86812758
It's supposed to portray him being some retired old man.
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>>86819110

I just can't stand him. I don't know why but i become enraged as soon as i see him.
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>>86819472
With beard on he's a dead-ringer for my crush's boyfriend
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>>86819472
Its because you're jealous Tyler liked him better
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>>86814150
This poster for the new film is pretty good.
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>>86817140
...from this?
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>>86818557
He's saying that there was nothing to be disappointed about with TFA since everyone knew it was going to be pandering trash, while the new Blade Runner had some potential that seems to have been squandered. People like you who engage in pointless brand loyalty or corporate culture wars are absolutely pathetic.
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>>86812728
Oh God, why?
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>>86819867
Cutlery Jogger
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAH

*takes breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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brubruhbruh nononononononoooooooooooooooooooooooooooahononononohahah nononHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>86819867
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>>86819569
It's shit
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>>86819867
Knife walkers
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>>86819867
That is absurd as the idea behind blade runner was people that steal medical supply.
A scalpel would have been better.
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WTF is wrong with his face, he's flattened like an asian. I was looking forward to this because it's Denis Villeneuve but I'm now considering waiting for the reviews
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>>86821185
The Nose Knows
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who is the middle eastern man on the top right
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>>86821381
He's like super famous in Pakistan
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>>86812728
What are the chances of this being any good?
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>>86813141

YOU BOTH SUCKED MY COCK
YOU BOTH FUCKIN SUCKED MY COCK
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>>86812728
Fuck you.
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>>86813367
>Also, if anyone cares about some actual, decent cyberpunk
>Sadly a video game but I enjoyed it.

this fucking post lmfao
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>>86812989
I hope you are fucking joking
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>>86812728

when i saw the preview i thought the girl was lexi belle
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>>86812728
why is the font lava?
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>>86812728
what the fuck is wrong with harrison's face?
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>>86812728
>coming soon
in 2049?
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>>86813141
>>86822041
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>>86812976
harrison be like "my feet hurts" "why is this guy telling me he drives"
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>>86812728
>the spinners are now fucking UFO that shoot rockets
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>>86819720
Dude, you're a participant in the corporate culture wars whether you know it or not.
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>>86812728
WTF ONLY (((WHITES))) AND NO BLACK AND LATINOS?
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>>86821185
>>86822105
invisible glass pane pressing into him, symbolizing his lack of choices
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>>86813138
why would normies 'pretend' to like the normiest sci fi movie ever?
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>>86822918
You're willfully abdicating your consumer bargaining power by taking sides instead of taking your own side.
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>>86823406
I am taking my own side - I judge things as they are, not as I fear them to be, and certainly not through the obvious bias that is so readily on display in threads like these.
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>>86823656
Anybody who still thinks things can be judged as they are is also prisoner to bias, even moreso.
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>>86812970
Holy fucking shit, this is awful

Sony ruining things again.
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>>86823794
You're the guys judging a movie you haven't even seen, not me.
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Shit looks like a generic action movie with that poster. I don't have too high expectations for this especially considering there's no association with Philip K Dick. His writing and tone largely shaped the way the original felt.
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>>86817140
damn Deckard looks like THAT?!
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>>86823832
I'm one guy. Those other guys are their own guys. The marketing for this movie is humdrum shit typical of sony. That's all im getting from the material posted.
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>>86823909
The only Sony involvement I see is in distribution. You're letting that prejudice you?
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>>86813610
>giant Atari logo on either side

This version does look better but that's pretty distracting
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>>86823832
>pulls pants down and puts ass on your face
>whoa dude stop shitting on my face!
>how do you know its shit if its not even out yet?
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>>86824130
Distribution covers marketing. Marketing traffics in influence. The marketing is shit. That's what im saying.
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>>86824219
By your own philosophy, you'd never pay for a movie or a book. I'm not saying that's necessarily a bad thing, but just keep that in mind. If you ever pay for any form of entertainment sight unseen based off nothing but what company you think made it, then you're a massive, massive hypocrite.

If you paid to see TFA in the theaters, and odds are excellent that you did, you're an even bigger hypocrite.
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>>86824645
I didn't pay for TFA, where did you get that idea? And I actually go see a movie when the trailer makes it look good. Idc about companies themselves, I care about what they think is the best they can do to make a movie look good. If the movie doesn't look good in the marketing campaign it means there's nothing good to show.
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>>86812976
>"Mr Ford, what about your costume"
>"no"
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>>86812976
he looks like a really sad old dog
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>>86812728
>orange and blue
I'm not that surprised.
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>>86824794
Or it means they're trying to not give anything away in the trailers.
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>>86814150
i fucking hate taglines...
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>>86812728
Harrison Ford gives no fucks. He is old and knows this shit will bomb. He has become what clint Eastwood is memed to be.
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>>86812952
Brutality.
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>>86812728

Goddammit why are all movie posters so fucking horrendous these days? You're seriously telling me a movie with 10s of millions of dollars in its budget can't make a poster better than something a 13 year old with photoshop could?
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>>86812976
they look so bored
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>>86828010
The problem is not with who made the poster, but rather with who chose this to be the one they'd use.

But who chose it you ask? Problably the big boss, also known as Ridley "Senile Old Man Destroyer of Franchises" Scott.
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>Blue/Orange
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>>86828494
>Ridley "Senile Old Man Destroyer of Franchises" Scott

>made Alien into a generic slasher film
>made Blade Runner into a generic action film

can we stop pretending he's anything more than a hack now?
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>>86828010

This guy --->>86828494 is right.

Look at the monstruosity of a poster that is pic related. Who is behind it? Ridley "Gotta Make Money Even If That Means Destroying My Franchises" Scott.
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>>86812728
Is there any hope for this movie?
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>>86813610
hate the color of the font
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>>86828648
>>86828494
>>86828010
>>86828653
OH LORD LOOK AT HER GODAMM FACE

SOMEBODY STOP SCOTT
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>>86828653
Hangeul is so aesthetic
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>>86819333
Classic episode of Xfiles you got there bro
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Is there a version with Ford scratching his ball
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>>86828653
that's a better poster though.
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>>86828653
>Ridley "Gotta Make Money Even If That Means Destroying My Franchises" Scott.

ridley confirmed that blade runner and alien takes place in the same universe...so blade runner was ruined long time ago m8.
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>>86828648
his ideas are kind of nice, the way he makes them is retarded though. Have you notice how much good content Scott cuts off his movies before the final version? There's plenty of good deleted scenes from both prometheus and convenant that are good.

His original idea from 1979 alien was great too. In the end, the xenomorth would kill ripley and it would imitate her voice in the ship transmission, in other words, it would subtly imply that xenomorphs are not only phisically superior but intellectually too. An Idea that Scott later implemented in this video's ending:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVqd3Q1m5wo

See? in the ending David says that his creations (xenomorphs) can dominate the galaxy. The only way of doing such thing is if they're smart which they are.
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>>86830091
>ridley confirmed that blade runner and alien takes place in the same universe...so blade runner was ruined long time ago m8.

>implying that's not a nice thing
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>>86819472
Bateman pls
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>>86830321
Well, actually is a bad thing since the alien franchise is now shit.
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>>86819472
Can't you leave that Dorsia thing behind you?
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>>86812728
is this a fucking joke
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>>86812728
What a shitty looking poster, they're taking the orange and blue meme too far
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>>86812728
I thought Ford was in the desert region, so shouldn't he be the one in the red? Shit poster either way, I hope one day Hollywood will return to paintings.
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>Why didn't he just put on a costume?
>He just didn't
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>ford oversees gosling and leto's semen duel
this should be awful
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>>86812728
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Another autistic character
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>>86830882
fucking kek
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>>86812976
It's like they are posing for a fucking fashion/clothing magazine
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>>86812728
Oh no.... Oh nooooo.......
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>>86819867
>make awful minimalist poster to jump on the bandwagon of people taking movies from years ago and making awful posters that in no way reflect the tone or meaning of the film
>literally just block colours
>dude lmao just make it look dirty and old
>Just give it pretty bright colours that are nowhere near the colour palette of the actual film.
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>>86813141
She is like, absurdly hot. More than enough reason right there to go see the movie.
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>>86833572
>She gets nude 99% of the time in other movies
>2049 is Rated R for violence, some sexuality, nudity and language.
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>>86833821
saved the pic wrong. Fuck.
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>>86812758
Retirement in the future must not pay well
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>>86812728
Orange and Teal.

Seriously? Someone got paid for this shite.
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>>86812976
KINO
I
N
O
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>>86812728
Jared Leto and... who is that girl? Miley Cyrus?
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>2049
>coming soon
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>>86817651
that's a good use of the constrast tho, op's is literally shit action flick tier
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DUDE BLUE AND ORANGE LMAO
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I thought you /tv fags love reboots, sequels and prequels.
don't cry when its shit, because some of us know better.
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>>86812772
It's 2012 all over again
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>>86812976
He's not even wearing his fucking coat from the first movie
I get that Harrison Ford doesn't care anymore and won't bother to wear anything extravagant, but that grey fucking T-Shirt is a bridge too far
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>>86812728
senpai is that the jokah?
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>>86814693
I'm genuinely ready to give it a chance but it's always fun to see how little Harrison Ford cares about acting anymore
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>>86812758
Must have been one of the conditions in his contract for him to be in the movie.
>I won't be in this remake/whateverthefuckitis unless I can wear comfy clothing the whole time
Fuckin' Ford.
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>>86812728
>tfw no cute ana de armas girlfriend
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>>86813916
producers grandson got the work and his payment was haggled down to a knish
its just good business sense anon
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>>86816770
i prefer this one, much better artwork but they diddnt go with it for some reason
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