Biggest hack in history, "muh 50 years of putting the fish

>>86801917
t. Roastie

>>86801917
What do you expect from fucking Nips.

>>86801917
It take 25 year to make egg taste ok

>>86801917
Juan Likes Rice and Chicken is the better documentary

>>86801917
13 year master to put soy sauce on plate!!

i got called an asshole for making fun of this movie

seriously how hard is it to make sushi there's no cooking involved

>me op doesn't massage his octopus for 13 hours before eating

Is this post-Sasso?

>take slab of raw fish
>put on top of ball of boiled rice

Truly a visionary genius

>>86801972
Yeah it's fucking ridiculous. How the hell can you get Michelin stars for sushi? It's like getting Michelin stars for making sandwiches.

>>86801972
>there's no cooking involved
Cooking or cookery is the art, technology and craft of preparing food for consumption with or without the use of heat.

>>86801917
>>86801931
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>>86801972
>>86801985
t. Uncultired Ameriniggers who have 0 Michelin stars to their names

>>86801917
You literally do not understand the art in mastering your craft.

I don't trust asians, not since pearl harbor.

How can one people be so cruel and perverted?
and even after we warned them twice all they spend their days doing is drawing squids raping schoolgirls and making cruel game shows.

Sometimes God's light comes in 50 megaton increments. That's all I'm saying we should finish the job we started.

Soon we'll have michelin stars for doing microwaved pizza

>>86801917
Itt takeu whole life to makeu raw fish on rice

>>86801917
Lol Kubric was a fucking hack
Like, he just had to press record
"muh skillz"

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>>86801917
>aka: Hiro Dreams of Duping Gaijins

Reminds me of another Hiro you might've heard of

>>86802043
kek

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>father took me here as part of a graduation gift to nippon
>tfw the ramen in a place in a rundown basement down the street was way more delicious
Sushi is definitely a meme. It was good don't get me wrong, but you're just paying for a retarded premium.
Wagyu beef is worth the hype though.

>>86802011
>cook
kʊk
verb
1.
prepare (food, a dish, or a meal) by mixing, combining, and heating the ingredients.

>>86802034
>japs commit unspeakable war crimes
>americans pardon them so that they can reap the benefits of their inhuman acts

>>86802014
>It take 25 year to make egg taste ok
t. pretentious elitist idiot

Keep your fancy restaurants to yourself. I'd rather eat a good burger or a good steak. Maybe it's "stereotypical". I don't care. It's good.

>>86802014
Quiet, you. This is a concerted effort by larping libtards who want you to believe 4chan is full of white supremacists.

>>86801917
food is about good food, period - it aint a fuckin talent show, regardless of what the food network would have you believe.

is the best musician that guitar guy who plays it behind his head or with his teeth?

>>86801917
If it's so easy, why don't you try it?

>>86802095
>being a fat american with no culture

>>86801917
I guess you didn't actually watch the movie lol he literally admits to that at the end of it.

>>86802084
Unspeakable war crimes by trying to civilize the rest of Asia? Unspeakable war crimes by standing up to the international Jewery currently pushing untold levels of degeneracy in Western nations? Unspeakable war crimes by cultivated an ethnically pure, technologically advanced, highly capable and proud nation? Okay, Schlomo.

>>86802103
But sushimen don't play guitars, they play triangles in your analogy

real chefs play guitars

>>86802113
Step 1: steam rice
Step 2: roll it up
Step 3: put fish on top (no need to cook it lol)

>>86802129
Well, at least I enjoy what I eat. Keep pretending you like your tasteless shit so you can feel fancy.

>>86802152

i bet you hate samplers too

>20 years to fold rice
LMAO

>>86802192
Samplers are for niggers with no musical talent

>>86802010
It's hard as fuck to get the rating that's the point of it all

>>86802152

you're still focusing on the person instead of the product, thereby missing the point.

>>86802222
haha okay

I'll stab a nigger for a spicy tuna roll right now

>>86802222
Not necessarily. To use samples well you need to either know some music theory or have a very good ear, which is a talent in itself.

>>86802260
Because the product made by the 2 mentioned persons are different

it doesn't matter if fish on top of rice tastes good, it's not difficult and it's nothing legendary like the documentary try to sell, that's the point

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>>86802150
>japan
>not the most degenerate country in history

>>86802252
Apparently all you need to do is put raw fish on top of rice

>trivializing craftsmanship, art and achievements to feel better about having no marketable talents yourself

>>86802150
No one is going to fall for your bait. Pre atomic bombs japs were evil as fuck.

>>86802305
I wonder what porn would be on those tapes

>>86802328
>le we saved the japs by bombing them amerinigger meme
Don't you have a BLM rally to attend or a Confederate statue to topple, you faggot kike enabler?

>>86802150
Do you know nothing about history?
Did you think I was speaking about the present?

>>86801917
Makes me want to watch this ridiculousness again.
Just to see how insane people are, literally getting bamboozled so hard they start believing rice balls are the most intricate and complex "cuisine" ever invented

>>86802365
those aren't tapes. Japan has many vending machines that sell schoolgirls panties, used.

>>86801917
>We have secret rice storing method to keep rice perfect
All they did was put rice in a pot and put another pot on top of it as a weight

why is american food culture so fucking abhorrent?

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>>86802325
>craftsmanship
Bet you consider this craftsmanship too and deserving of the same praise as Michelangelo, Da Vinci and others

this movie is about the impossibility of inheriting a legacy - deserved or not - it's really about fathers and sons.

>>86802305
>>86802442
Yeah and America has packs of feral niggers rioting in the streets daily, remind me again which country is the uncivilized one?

>>86802442
>many
Not really, there are a few mostly hidden away in shady porn stores, or dens of degeneracy like Takarajima.

>>86802305
nothing 'degenerate' about buying underwear baka

japanese used underwear market on the other hand..

>>86802478
I'm pretty sure it is about the rice balls

I mean, the super secret rice balls

Agreed. I preferred Jiro Nightmares Of Assrape.

>>86802459
Because they come from England.

>>86802509

they make me very angry because i am stupid

>>86802481
shut up weeb. I hope North Korea finishes what we started.

>>86802566
Yeah, that's what I thought. Typical Amerinigger, when confronted with a truth he cannot refute his brain degresses to animalistic violence.

>>86802476
Craftmanship? Yes.
Deserving of the same praise as Da Vinci? No.

It seems like your bitter worldview has forced you into believing that something has to be the most technically complex to be worthy of any praise, which is what I used to think when I was 13.

Good sushi is impressive because the preparation is very simple and limited. It's up to the chef to set the taste apart using only the rice cooking method, wasabi ratio and quality/cut of fish.

>>86802478
>impossibility of inheriting a legacy
This is important to me right now. Any other movies/books you would recommend that touch on the subject?

So tiring listening to you plywood house living white niggers bleat about anything you're fundamentally unable to comprehend. You're cavemen compared to many cultures on the planet and you're not clever enough to know it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFQgWafq4yY

>>86802642
My diary, desu.

>>86802600
where are you from then you bow legged buck tooth weeb pussy?

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>>86802566
>shut up weeb. I hope North Korea finishes what we started.
I don't. I hope East Asia fucking claims the planet. Whites have great fashion and architecture, but holy fuck do they like brown cum on their children, and I'm not fond of that, and because I live in a democracy, I'm severely outvoted.

>>86802662
I said inheriting a legacy not inheriting the dick.

>>86802608
No, the documentary literally puts the fish as legendary status, it's not just "any praise"

And in this case the dish is so simple the only "thing" that should be praised for is nature and the salmon

It's like me serving you a good banana and you praising me

Anon, this whole documentary and restaurant is just dumb gourmetzation

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>no dorky qt uncoordinated Japanese gf

>>86802680
This

East Asia is the future, they don't cuck to niggers or Jews and maintain orderly societys comprised of well-educated citizens

Modern white culture has become nigger tier

>>86802034
>I don't trust asians, not since pearl harbor.

Are you like 400 years old?

>>86802779
>not understanding the asian menace

>>86802034
>I don't trust asians, not since pearl harbor.
Oh, so you trusted asians BEFORE pearl harbor? What's it like being 85 years old? How did you find this website?

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The japs and their "sushi industry" are retarded. Thats why theres so many sushi places in other countries now. People wanted to make sushi but didnt want to deal with the old jap rules where you have to wash rice and pick your ass for 7 years before even being able to touch a fish.

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> other restaurants massage their squids for an hour
> we do it for two hours

That's a Michelin star right there!

>>86802824
>How did you find this website?
4chan has been mentioned in the news like a billion times in the last few years, this isn't some secret hangout anymore

>>86802862
Lul

>>86802779
East asians are predisposed to evil, just like germans.

>>86801917
it's meant to make us question why some of us spend put so much effort in making food for other people

>>86802034
how come sjws don't chastise japs about ww2 but shout at every chance of HITLER! at white people? seriously just asking.

t. my great grandfather died in the Bataan Death March

>>86801974

That's ridiculous, someone should invent a machine for that.

>>86802720
>>86802833
Damn, they're so cute.

>>86802958
Michelin star revoked

Whats good sushi anons?

>>86802928
They pretend America were the evil ones for throwing the atomic bombs.

I had more respect for the fish dealers desu, that seemed like a harder and more important job. I bet they get paid way less than he does too.

>>86803137
He was very cool, yeah. They should make a documentary about him.

post japan culture kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOyr11tUnw

>>86802973

Yellowtail, Spanish mackerel and fatty tuna are my favorites.

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superior nippon autism-kino coming through

>>86802973

Red Snapper is good; I like any salmon, salmon avocado rolls are my favorite commonly available ones. I also like the rolls with tempura shrimp in them, the place near me calls them dynamite rolls.

the whole documentary was one hour longer than it needed to be
he says the main point during the first half hour and then he just keeps saying it again with shots of him looking pensive

It takes just as long to learn how to make sushi as is does just about anything else you'd serve in an average restaurant.

I've never watched this film, so I can't judge. I just remember getting a 1 star review because some dumb americunt watched it and then came into our restaurant thinking our Americanized sushi made by ex-cons, college dropouts and Filipino immigrants was going to be anywhere close to Jiros

>>86801917
Japan is proof that mystifying bullshit will make people fall for it, especially Westerners. I find it fascinating and even slightly admirable that they managed to con so many weebs into believing their crap is special or requires any sort of talent when even a fucking monkey could slap a piece of raw fish on a ball of rice.

>>86803577
>sushi made by ex-cons, college dropouts and Filipino immigrants was going to be anywhere close to Jiros
The sad thing is, it is probably just as good as Jiro's. You just need to hire an old Asian man to serve it up and act egotistical so everyone will kiss his ass over his mystical sushi making powers.

>>86802188
>sushi
>tasteless
at least try it once in your life

>>86801917
This thread is stupid... If youve had good sushi and bad sushi you know that skill is important. Shut this retarded shit down

>>86803618
Unless they pay top $$ for the top of the line salmon it aint gonna taste as good.
Cuisine nowadays is 70% picking the right products. For this sushi garbage I estimate it's 95% of the job.
Btw the most delusional person in this documentary was by far the critic. Fuck people like him that romantize stupid shit because they need some sort of mystic in their life

>>86802922
Name three evil things the Germans have done.

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>>86803618
unlike fine art, food is actually an area where pretentiousness can be proven scientifically
Like all the various flavors in wine that snobs say are there exist solely because the chemicals in wine break down into compounds identical to those found elsewhere
So if someone says "hints of grapefruit and sandalwood" it's completely possible that the chemical compounds that make those things smell like those things are present in the wine

With sushi, it's really more of a combination of the right amounts of umami flavors in a specific sequence that relates to levels of fat, glutamate, and other things humans have evolved to find tasty

so no, ex cons probably won't be able to reach Jiro's level unless they work as hard as he does

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>>86804485
No point in explaining it to them.

All the fuckers who complain have probably never tasted anything of quality and enjoy 5 day old gas station sushi.

>>86804619
now thats a Michelin star opinion right there

>>86804485
>>86804485
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/23/wine-tasting-junk-science-analysis

https://phys.org/news/2011-04-expensive-inexpensive-wines.html

Expensive and inexpensive wines taste the same, research shows

>>86804650
that doesn't refute his point

>>86804650
That's not about the actual scientifically tested difference between expensive wine and cheap wine
that's about whether or not people can tell the difference

When it comes to wine, drink what you like
But there is a difference between expensive and cheap wine. Just because the human palate might not be able to tell, doesn't mean scientific tools won't be able to explain the difference
There are acidic expensive wines and acidic cheap wines and you if you can't taste the difference, don't let it bother you
But the reasons each wine is acidic may differ

http://winefolly.com/review/where-wine-flavors-come-from/

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>>86801917

>takes these guys eight years to learn to make sushi
>takes a mexican dishwasher a week

>>86804719
>/tv/ IQ on full display

If you actually read the studies on luxury food and goods it's almost entirely placebo effect. The point is the people with $1000 bottles of wine wouldn't be able to tell it apart from a $4 bottle if it was a blind taste test.

>>86804806

>Mexican

They're all Ecuadorian, m8.

>>86804806
Well at least for the former I know I won't be getting food poisoning.

>>86804854
and if you do, you can settle out of court for millions

>>86804760
There is still a big placebo effect from buying expensive wine. If told a meal costed $100 vs $20 people will literally imagine it tasted better in their head. It's sort of like why people who buy 1 console brand will shill for it over others. We mentally defend our bias and the brain has placebo effects enough that it works.

There is luxury food that is of higher quality and taste than average food though. I'm just saying that there is a huge amount of irrationality when it comes to food.

For instance a lot of high end food is sometimes based on rare or unique ingredients rather then on tasting better in a meaningful way. If you want the greatest meal of your life all you have to do is starve or eat crap food for a few days.

I can honestly say the best meals I've ever tasted came after fasting.

>>86804927
That's fine, but it's not like there isn't some real world basis behind high quality food

Like, yeah, you can trick yourself into enjoying something more
But it's not like quality is moot and fresh, organic, local produce is completely the same as strange conventional mass produce

>>86804960
When it comes to food it's just diminishing returns at a certain point. Nobody would say that fresh, high quality ingredients prepared with care isn't better than, say, cheap fast food. But to use the thread's topic as an example, other people were buying from the same market where Jiro got his fish from. You could probably get sushi of equal quality for a far lower price (and no year long reservation or whatever) in that area. The documentary even sort of addressed this in that they said something along the lines of it being Jiro's son making the sushi when it got a Michelin star, so Jiro's mystical samurai training wasn't even necessary. It really does come down to marketing and hype.

>>86802846
This.

>>86801917
>fucking kek humans are pathetic
Are you literally Satan the devil?

>>86801917
Im sorry but theres a marked difference in quality and taste between grocery store sushi and the omikase place I spend 80-100$ at to enjoy the freshest tastiest sushi I have ever indulged in. Im willing to bet Jiro's sushi transcends taste.

I bet you dont even know what omikase even is you fucking pleb.

>>86805043
>You could probably get sushi of equal quality for a far lower price (and no year long reservation or whatever) in that area.
I agree
But at the same time, to compare it to fast food, or specifically raw fish on a ball of rice slapped together by a monkey or an excon
or to say that the things wine snobs say they taste can't actually be tasted and they are just lying, is false

I wouldn't call Jiro a hack for being more popular than his competition
If he was somehow cheating people out of getting high quality food, then he'd be a hack
If he wasn't actually good at making sushi, he'd be a hack
But he serves good food, so what if he costs more and so what if it tastes better because it's Jiro and not the shop 3 stores down from Jiro's
It's still good and high quality and better than most if not all

Even if you don't agree with the if not all part, definitely better than most, and very nearly all

>>86802680
t. yamaguchi

>>86802095
The amount of manpower and energy that has gone into that burger or that steak renders your statement pretentious as fuck.

>>86805145
>But at the same time, to compare it to fast food, or specifically raw fish on a ball of rice slapped together by a monkey or an excon
If you gave them the same quality of ingredients that Jiro has and did a blind taste test a lot of people would not be able to tell the difference. The majority, most likely, and that would include people who take their sushi/food quality seriously.
>or to say that the things wine snobs say they taste can't actually be tasted and they are just lying, is false
>>86804650
This isn't wrong though. And we're talking about food that people are eating here, so even if machines can pick up minute differences doesn't mean anything if human palate can't tell the difference.

Holy shit the autism in this thread.

Sour grapes, all of you. Nobody can say what one piece of food is worth over another, it's what people will pay for it.

The documentary was never self-serving, it never made it seem like Jiro's sushi transcended anything idiots. They interviewed a critic with his head up his own ass so as to prop Jiro up, but then J-man himself takes the piss on the whole documentary by saying it's more about fish quality and preparation, none of which he does anymore. The fact that people pay hundreds a seat for the experience has more to do with how Jiro runs his place.

Remember the shit about personalizing the experience for each group? The attention to detail? The fucking doc was basically pointing out how crazy it is that the place is so popular.

And then fat americans with shit palettes (even Jiro admits he's jealous of Robuchon's nose) try and come say that 5 dollar gas station sushi is indistinguishable.

Holy fuck get the fuck out.

>>86802833
AY YO DAT BITCH TRAVELLING!

funny how the guys with opinions on how all wine and expensive food is a ripoff are always poor guys

bet you guys find an excuse not to tip when you go out as well

>>86802973
when I go to the sushi buffet I just eat all the types by the plateful. they're all pretty good. I usually take the rice off because its just filler (only at all you can eat)

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>>86805317
Bet my bankroll would eclipse yours, faggot

>>86805317
>he tips
how beta can you be. the waitress isn't going to sleep with you so what's the point of giving her money

>>86804814
>/tv/ IQ on full display
you're right about that
anon said that the flavours and aromas people taste and smell in wine exist and gave the mechanism by which they come about, then you chimed in with an unrelated point about how expensive wine and cheap wine taste the same
???
Profit

>>86803285
>that one guy who dies

felt bad man

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>>86802515

>>86805103
Your post certainly transcends faggotry

How about some real Nippon feels-kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH-kNnq7mFM

>>86801917
So is the theme of the movie wasting your entire life on something absolutely trivial?

>>86802289
>to use samples well you need to be able to go "that's a nice song"
woooow

his fish is top quality/no different than any fine dining sushi joint

but his rice is the food of gods

>>86802476
With the exception their art is overpriced because rich people use it as a tax break.

Wasn't his thing more about his connection with getting quality rice and fish? Also about how his oldest son still wasn't ready to inherit but honestly it's not like he isn't siting pretty under his dad.

>>86801917
I'm yuropoor but I want to open "Tex's All-American Hamburger Sushi Cowboy Saloon" right next to his restaurant just to spite him. I'd hire a kokujin as a chef for added insult.

Not as popular as the sequel, Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape.

>>86805966
It's only fucking rice you deluded weeb

>>86805966
>literally just rice

>>86802566
>what we started
>Japs economically dominating the 80s
>BTFO of US auto, electronics and steel
>Inadvertantly turning Detroit into dystopian mix of post A bomb Hiroshima and 80s Robocop
>turning western kids into Weebs
M-me too, anon.

>>86806064
>yuropoor
No sane person wants to eat sperm from your disgusting restaurant

>>86802846
>MK gif
Fits perfectly with your statement.

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ITT:
>Faggots that wouldn't even know how to process wasabi root or know how to season rice lmao... let alone produce sashimi cuts or be able to sharpen knifes to get said cut.

i know qualified chefs that can't cook sushi rice properly.

>>86806296
>muh special knives
kek

>>86806296
It's like wine. Above a certain quality level it's all bullshit and taste preference.

>>86806309
No, just knife edge.
>cunt

>>86802515
superior sequel

>>86803224
https://youtu.be/0A3MvsfRLNo

>>86806340
triggered weeb detected

>>86802150
>japan
>civil
>thinks japan was the only "civilized" asian country
Kek, fucking weebs. You guys are a great source for laughs.

>>86801917
>Jiro dreams of prostate massage

>>86806331

100% agreed, its all subjective.

No one hear knows what the fuck they're talking about though.


Related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7nj8FXqZhY

>>86806380
T.Chang
or
T.Kim

>>86806402
Hello Tojo.

>Have monopoly on a certain type of rice that is the "secret" behind your success and michelin star
>"lmao totally my skill and passion that got me the star"

>>86802014
Michelin stars are awarded to restaurants, not individuals. If a chef leaves his Michelin starred restaurant, he can't take the stars with him. They stay with the restaurant. That's why Michelin told Marco he couldn't give his stars back. They weren't his to return.

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>>86806173
>tfw Detroit was a Jap retaliation

I honestly think Sushi is not that good.
I prefer a Thai curry any day of the week.

>>86806052
>Wasn't his thing more about his connection with getting quality rice and fish

Literally bulk rice grown in turd soil and some fish some jap pulled out of fukushima, for free. What's the big deal? As soon as they say "quality" suckers start throwing money at them, it's like they heard someone say "gluten".
A fish is a fish, they aren't giving them physicals. They grab whatevers on ice while spending 2 hours pretending to look like experts. All they're doing is checking for footprints on the carcass

>>86806873

Every palateless cunt prefers Japanese Ramen compared to sushi. Thai curry, Singapore noodles.. who cares? Sushi is still sublime.

>>86804927
post ranger school was the best time for food in my life, and I doubt it'll ever be topped

>>86806984

Is that the reason they pay 50 grand for some tuna? Neat.

food is food, food that you don't like is still food and food that you can't cook yourself is also food

>>86804308
They didn't get all the jews the first time

>>86801917
>japs
>human

>>86807013
because tuna is only sold once a year at an auction?

>>86807061

They shit on each other, they piss on each other and they make sausage like it's a fucking sane meal.

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>ITT

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>neglects his children and wife to spend 16 hours a day putting fish on rice
Sad. I hope he dies soon so his sons will be released from their familial burden. Imagine having such an autist as a father. Shit would suck.

>>86807086
Nothing wrong with whatever two consenting adults want to do, and sausage is delicious.

>>86807072

But what gaping asshole pays that much per pound for fish if sushi is garbage? It's just not. It's a fatty delicious treat and no amount of living in a trailer park will change that.

>>86807107
just like everyone else in japan

>>86807112

Then the Germans have never done anything wrong. I stand corrected. Deuchland Uber Alles!

>>86801972
>no cooking involved
>raw rice
>raw seaweed
>raw egg
>raw ginger
>raw sesame seed
>raw crab meat
Just because sushi sometimes has raw fish on it doesn't mean there's no cooking involved, dummy.

>>86802034
>I don't trust asians, not since pearl harbor.
Shouldn't you not trust your own government for that, tho?

>>86807125
food etiquette is the most outdated concept ever

it's fucking food. you eat it.

>>86807168

dude, you're talking with people from oklahoma on this board. Ease them into real life..

>>86807185
it's japan, if you don't show respect they'll ask the yakuza to get rid of you

>>86807125
Why do people think that the Japanese are some kind of gods when it comes to customs and manners?
Just fucking eat how you want, no one will be offended. Just like no one will be offended if you do something differently in your home country.

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>>86807189
fuck you
we eat steaks faggot
fish is for yellow bellies

>>86807193
you know nothing, was at a sushi restaurant a couple of years back and a group of women ordered sushi and only ate the fish
the chef threw them out and banned them from ever coming back

>>86806139
>>86806170
which make up about 80% of literally every fucking serving

>>86807209

Oh god, I actually belly laughed. Thanks man. You guys are awesome.

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>>86807013
Autism.
It also weighs 1500 pounds.. and btw how fresh do you think it is? They aren't using all of that fish in one day. With those tiny slivers how long do you think it would take to consume, how many pieces of sushi would have to be served to finish it

>>86807230

sashimi or did they pick the fish off the rice?

That's fucking rude.

>>86801917
I'm guessing you've never tasted the difference between great and shitty sushi before. If you don't live on the coast, you've probably only known shitty sushi and not realized it.

>>86807230
Good, I wish my culture would allow throwing pleb normie customers out. They basically said "lol fuck the work you put into this".

>>86807250

I guess that makes the sushi like a tv dinner eh? The fuck is your retarded argument?

>>86807107
gay frogposter

>>86807209
LMAO, GG, mate! Had a nice laugh

>>86807260
they literally picked the fish from the sushi, they claimed that they paid for it and they weren't hungry enough to eat the whole sushi

>>86807250
they just freeze it with ice, lasts for two years.

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>>86807237
>>86807291
there is one sushi place in my town. Every other place serves steak. There's about 40,000 people where I live

>>86802566
Tasty butthurt is tasty

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>>86807292

They should have been ritually killed, but it was their right, I guess. Jiro should have kicked them out. Or at least Timothy Olyphant.

>>86802846
That's why most of those places sucks a massive one

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>>86807292
I was shitting on sushi all ITT, but this would piss me off so bad I'd punch them in the ovaries.

>>86807280
I know right!? It probably took 2 seconds to make that rice into a ball and slap a fish on that!!

I'm wondering, have any of you ever made sushi rice, fanned the rice, made sushi by hand or rolled california rolls?

Even one of you?

>>86807375
>"Unemployed man in Sonic T-Shirt living in parent's basement educates Internet on what is and isn't work"
How would you like it if I bought your Minecraft farm for 200 diamonds and wouldn't use the automatic egg collector you built, saying "lol I'll just collect them by hand"?

>>86807410
I didn't fan the rice, I put it in this thing called a refrigerator for about an hour before serving

>>86807430

ok I snerked. People haven't watched the movie I guess. Those assholes wake up at dawn to serve a few people for hundreds of dollars per meal. They work for it.

>>86807230
thats autistic and retarded

>>86807292
>>86807230
Why did they even go to a sushi place? Fuck humanity, man.

>>86807410
No, but my niece did some, and they were pretty good. Certainly didn't take 25 years to not be shit, she tortures mice for a living (ie biologist).

>>86807437

Did you roll it or palm it into fish?

>>86807477
>>86807359
>>86807348
are you people being unironic?

holy christ its food

>>86807467
Anyone who has to wake up at dawn for their job can drink from my canteen.

I'm glad I only have to get up at 8.

>>86807283
>I guess that makes the sushi like a tv dinner eh?

Now you're using your head, all it is- is bowled rice and uncooked fish meat from contaminated waters

>>86802509
I'm literally gasping for breath laughing.
Top draw.

>>86807494
I went to the asian food store and bought a chunk of tuna and a bamboo roller. The tuna was about 20 dollars. I feel conflicted about making it myself since I could have just went to a restaurant.

>>86807478

Not being shit and being the apotheosis of rice and fish is a different thing. Do you think Heston Blumenthal or Ferran Adria cooks like your mom?

>>86807107
>falling for the vagina and brats jew

>>86807560
It's fucking the Jap equivalent of nachos. Get a grip.

Why are there so many kangaroos in this thread

>>86807523

Reductio-ad-absurdum. That's an embarrassing way to live, dude.

>>86807477
because women love sushi

>>86801917
Like any intelligent, forward thinking citizens of the 21st century, my wife and I are feminists. And like any feminists we were shocked and disgusted by this movie.

Both the main character (Jiro) AND the narrator are male! If alarms aren't going off in your head so far you're probably a bigot. Things became more and more repulsive as the movie played on. All of the supporting characters are male! And even worse, almost every single character in the movie is male!

I don't care if this is a documentary. My wife left the room in tears at the end of the first hour during a particularly sickening scene where Jiro serves a room full of customers. He says (not an exact quote) "I made the meals smaller for the women and larger for the men so that everyone would finish at the same time." Things like this would be expected in a film about Adolf Hitler or Winston Churchill (both disgusting sexist pigs)but in a movie about food it was just chilling. And that wasn't even the worst part! The women in the room appeared (probably special effects or movie magic of some type) TO APPROVE OF THIS. Can you believe that?

My wife won't talk about it and I'm not sure I could if I wanted to. I finished the movie with tears in my bloodshot eyes. I can't believe we've advanced so far as a society and women are still seen as being gutter scum.

Anyone forward thinking enough to simply be on the internet, to find this

>>86807611
stop trying to appropriate my culture

>>86807586

Ramen is the equivalent of Nachos you ignorant fuck. Sushi isn't. Just how ignorant are you of international culture?

http://www.ivanramen.com/

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>>86807532
Just copy the guy in the movie, the fuck man
Anybody can do it.

Lol everyone is falling for it. Fucking weebs HAhaha

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>>86807711
i hate babies

>>86807660
>"Nandatte, kuso baka gaijin? You dare insult superior nihon cuisine, you kami-sama-damn white pig?"
Calm down Chef Ken-sama.

>>86801917
Yea those Japanese know how to fry up a piece of chicken

>>86806369
i got way more excited by this than i should have

>>86807318
Jesus Christ, you can actually perceive the inbreeding from his text.

>>86802031
>street food
>craft

>>86802928

The Japs are properly ashamed of what they were in WWII. In contrast to American southerners who think the Confederacy was great

whats the best ep of chefs table ?

>>86806296
>muh special katana knives folded over 9000 times

Sushi is not fucking rocket science. I bet Jiro's sushi is better than the sushi from a regular restaurant, but the difference is that Jiro spends more cash on better ingredients. It's not rocket science, and the art of sushi certainely is not complex enough that you actually have to deal with that bullshit of spending 7 years cooking rice

>>86801972
go try make some sushi right now and make it look and taste good. you will fail.

>>86809759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x5WzIu5iXU
This is the ultimate in japanese cucking

>>86809956
Proof something is shit food when it takes years of learning to make it not too shit.

In contrast even a toddler could make a good burger or steak from proper ingredients.

>>86810049
>burger
>good food
Pick one, ameritard.

>>86810049
Even a toddler could make good sushi with proper ingredients. Spend some time with him, teach the little shit to roll up, supply good-quality ingredients and bam! sushi

>>86810065
I'm European, Tojo.
>hurp durp burgers are junkfood amirite like McDonald's XDXDXD
Take you meme back to Facebook, kid.

>>86810112
>tfw a toddler could do what Jiro claims takes decades to perfect
the_future_is_now_old_man.jpg

>>86810049
>haha sushi takes no skill to make
>actually it's pretty difficult
>haha only shit food is complex, food should take no skill to make
You've moved the goalposts so far that you're contradicting your own point, retard.

>>86805295
>Remember the shit about personalizing the experience for each group? The attention to detail?
Everybody seems to forget about this. He gives women slightly smaller portions and closely watches how people eat so he can adapt the plate for them.

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>>86810214
>"I'm always right so it's inconceivable that more than one troglodyte would challenge my literally flawless opinion formed through euphoria"
>"So this newest brute must be a samefag!"
This old gag.

>>86806052
His son actually made most of the food the food when they got their second and third Michelin star. At this point Jiro is only there because of his fame even though his son is a better cook than he is.

>>86809523
Compared to sushi, street food is an art form.
head to head a street food vendor would wipe the floor with a sushi chef.

>>86810322
By that logic, you disagree with each other as your points are literally the exact opposite.

>>86809601
>The Japs are properly ashamed of what they were in WWII.
They still deny a lot of it and say that it's just Chinese/Korean propaganda.

>>86809601
>The Japs are properly ashamed of what they were in WWII.
retard, in jap schools ww2 isn't even taught anymore

>>86810538
>if there is only one right opinion then there must also be only one wrong opinion, amirite?
Get urself tested for the 'tism, son.

>>86810049
>"seriously how hard is it to make sushi"
>so go try it
>"well it takes years of training to make it not shit. Also a child could make it if you just give him the ingredients"
What the fuck...

I want to see a dozen Michelin inspectors do a
blind taste test between Jiros sushi and sushi that costs half the price.

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American "cuisine"

>>86810688
Reminder that there were 101 posters ITT. You're not arguing with the same person on and on.

>>86810730
Michelin red book is a meme.

>>86801972
>seriously how hard is it to make sushi there's no cooking involved
it's hard
you must not be much of a cook if you say something like that
with pretty much every dish there is doing okay version of it, doing really good version of it, doing amazing version of it and then there is being a master of it
I've probably made something like 1500 pizzas in the past 2 years, constantly trying new things to make it even better and I feel like I still have lot to go before I can actually say I'm happy with the recipe

>>86810780
>butthurt Hirohito detected
It's barely morning in Burgeristan, kid.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tynKRMVGsAI

Muh nippon harmony

>>86809617
Korean one

I'm curious, I like in NYC and have eaten at many Michelin starred Sushi places. Some of them were only above average, yet many were incredible.

I used to eat at boring hole in the wall "tuna roll" places. I've never gone back.

Has anyone else here actually eaten at these places?

I think a lot of foodie stuff is hype bullshit, but I think the margin/difference between low and high end sushi is the largest of all cuisines.

it's night and day.

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>>86802720
Failing isn't cute. She should be angry that she didn't win.

>>86810780
Looks very unhealthy.

>>86811239
>tensing up
NII FOR FLINCHEE

>>86802720
>"oh look at me I'm so nerdy and clumsy and have no self esteem, I wish I could find a worthless loser, no confidence bf just like me"