>Woah, I've never seen brain activity like this, it's

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>>86785817

>>86785817
>is he the right man for the job?
>>SHE is!

>>86786400
Bad post

Did you know that the average human only uses

TEN

PERCENT

OF

THEIR

BRAIN

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>>86785817
>and your OTHER brain

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>"it's... learning"

>>86785817
For a frogposter, any brain activity would be off the charts.

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>you are my brother and i love you
>but if you cross me again, ill kill you myself

>>86785817
>"You know, humans only use 10% of our brains, Davinci used 12%, Einstein used 15%..."
>"This girl, she's using 100%..."

>>86786935
Name precisely 3 kinos and 4 flicks that have done this

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>Zoom and enhance

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>>86786848
frogs are my favorite part of /tv/, that and the /pol/ shit

>>86785817
>>Woah, I've never seen brain activity like this, it's off the charts
me when watching Batman vs Superman desu

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>I'll give you x reasons why
where x represents the amount of dollars 'at stake'

>>86786821
>>86786824
These

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>watching eyes wide shut with my sister
>scene where nicole kidman is in the bathroom taking a piss and applying deodorant
>pop a visible boner and try to hide my arousal
>sister gets a visible smirk and laughs at me

>>86787014
Even 1 is bad enough considering how retarded it is

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>>86787186
You fucked her, right?

>>86787209
no we stopped the movie at the halfway mark because she had to go out,then I went back to my room fapped to JAV if i remember and went to sleep,we fooled around before and it wasnt that good desu

>>86787260
>>86787209
>white people

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>>86787260
>we fooled around before and it wasnt that good desu

Go on....

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You just dont get it, do you?

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>this entire thread

>>86787300
>go out of my room to put a frozen pizza in the oven
>sister is on the couch on her phone
>randomly asks me if im a virgin
>tell her yes and that i havent even kissed a girl yet
>asks me if i want to kiss her
>say yes
>we kiss for a minute or so
>tell her i dont like it that much
>we never bring it up again except that one time i saw her naked because she forgot to bring a towel when she took a shower

>>86787294
>he thinks shitskins are better about it.

>>86787449
>get the chance of a lifetime
>mess it up

I can relate.

>>86787490
I have never wore a condom or much less seen one in real life,no way I was gonna try to fuck her and get her pregnant

>>86787449
Is she older than you?

>>86787482
They are, white trash

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>He's a loose canon, and I don't necessarily approve of his methods , but GODDAMNNIT he gets results !

>>86787534
I think i was 17 and she was 24 when this happened

>>86787557
yes that renown nignog self control.

>>86787584
Nice.

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>"I don't want to lose you"
>"...you already did"

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>>86787584
What's it like kissing a girl?

>>86787681
Like licking a bag of sand.

>>86787132
It's called having a seizure.

>>86787681

thought it would taste better desu....

>>86787592
Alright fine you win, niggers and white people are one and the same.

>>86787737
Don't listen to this fag. Its more like a warm bag of salty pennies.

>>86787014
Lucy, you jackass.

>>86787771
nah nignogs have a slight edge because the dad isn't dumb enough stay around.

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>Mr and Mrs Sander? We um... we lost your son
>[long pause as Mrs Sanders starts to break down and Mr Sanders stutters and looks at the doctor with big eyes and going "wha... wha..."]
>Luckily, we found him in the bathroom

>>86787827
>black dad isn't around to commit incest
>white dad is
Hmmmm

>>86787681
Like drinking salty milk filled with pennies

>>86787893
Name 17 kinos where this happens

one of you lads make a new shitposting thread im bored

>>86787294
Mexicans, south americans, north african and muslim countries all have high rates of incest

>>86787992
I got you, breh. I'll cross post it to you in a min.

>>86787681
i only kissed one girl and she was a smoker. was not very good.

>>86788055
no they dont

>>86787992
>>86788072 (Me)
>>86788163
Hope that was good enough.

>>86788177
Yes they do

>>86788177
They do tho

>>86788221
>>86788231
no, they really dont

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>>86788055
>South America is a country
>South American is a race
pls kys americuck

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>>86788177
muslims certainly do

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>>86788055
>>86788284

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>We're not so different....you and I

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>>86785817
>Protagonist looking at the direction of a female character
>Both of them exchange looks of interest
>Scene cuts to them fornicating hardcore for a whole minute with no camera cuts

>>86788284
>north african and muslim countries
Yes south american is a race. They all look the same except for Argentina is entirely white

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>>86788424

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>Is it going to work?
>It has to.

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>it's impossible
>no, it's necessary

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>how do we know if this is going to work?
>>only one way to find out!

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>alright it's time for plan B
>what's plan B?
>RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

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>i need more
>it's all i got
>well it ain't enough
>i'll give you enough

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>it's crazy enough it might just work!

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>>86787650
that wasn't in a movie anon
it was in my life

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>"It was (You) all along ... !"

>>86789085
Yes it was me James

>>86785817
>his neurons are firing at the highest level of intensity I've seen in my life, what the hell is this guy doing?
>looks like he just posted a frog picture on the Internet, sir

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>If you kill me you'll be just li-

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>Wars are the Jews harvest, for with them we wipe out the Christians and get control of their gold. We have already killed 100 million of them, and the end is not yet

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>character is suspended by rope
>touch sensitive floor
>bead of sweat falls off characters brow

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>>86787650

>Do you really love her?
>Yes
>Then you'll let her go

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>>86786821

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>>86787650
>>86789080

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>>86790099
I didn't.
She made fun of me with her friends

>male and female working together having lots of fun
>you remind me so much of my brother!
>cuts to male character drinking vodka straight from the bottle at home