/lbg/ - Letterboxd General

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

Di Leo is saying some extremely problematic things in the interview on the La Seduzione disc

>>86784888
that's a big shoe

>>86784954
for you!!!!!!!!!

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http://www.niggastolemy.tv/

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https://letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/

>>86785585
Original name.

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And from the time I was only six years old
I never forgot what I was told
It was the best advice that I ever had
It came from my wise dear old dad

He said "sit down punk I wanna talk to you
And don't say a word until I'm through
Now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
A time to live and a time to die
A time to break and a time to chill
To act civilized or act real ill
But whatever ya do in your lifetime
Ya never let a MC steal your rhyme"

So from six to six 'til this very day
Ill always remember what he had to say
So when the sucker emcees try to chump my style
I let them know that I'm versatile

I got style, finesse and a little black book
That's filled with rhymes and I know you wanna look
But there's a thing that separates you from me
And that is called originality

Because my rhymes are on from what you heard
I didn't even bite and not a godd--m word
And I say a little more later on tonight
So the sucker emcees can bite all night

Uh, tick a tock y'all, a beat, beat y'all
A lets rock y'all, ya don't stop
It go: Hotel, motel, whatcha gonna do today?
Cause I'mma get a fly girl gonna get some spank and drive off in a def OJ

Everybody go: Hotel, motel, holiday inn
You see if your girl starts acting up then you take her friends

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Bought being different today

Might be cool

https://letterboxd.com/Ironail/films/

the autism in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv0PAchVGCw

>have over 500 followers
>been around since early 2013
>occasionally my opinion falls towards patrician but if anyone in these threads read my profile I'd be "yikes" immediately
>they still havent found me
>I check these threads in fear

>>86787573
still more patrician than smoothhands

>>86787624
/thread

>>86787573
yikes

>i hateee billboard music so much my faves? everything by radiohead, gorillaz, the beatles, the list goes on! :&]

That french guy is a bloody racist

>>86789091
hon hon hon

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>>86785085

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>>86785085

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https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/

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>>86790231
You do.

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>>86790361
I do.

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>>86790415
He does.

>>86790292
>Mon Oncle
MY FUCKING NIGGER

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>>86790718

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Man I have such a shit memory that I downloaded the two films THREE TIMES in the last couple days.
W E W

>>86790797
Yes you are.

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>>86790866
OK

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Was it kimo?

>>86791334
good morning to you too

>>86791518
what's a kimo

>>86791518
HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH HLAH

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>>86791520
Be seeing you.

FUCK YOU

Hollywood movies have become television at just the point when media shills are spreading the fake news that we’re experiencing a ‘new golden age’ of TV.

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I just stuck my penis inside of a vagina for the first time lads.

>>86793692
groce

>>86793765
ries

>12 posters

SAD!

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https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/

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>>86794645

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https://letterboxd.com/vanchirak/

Https://letterboxd.com/holdercamp
I almost exclusively watch mainstream movies

Why do the Globes/Oscars have to nominate Meryl Streep for every single movie she does?

>>86796330
Shit I fucked that link up

hi
https://letterboxd.com/Quimerinha/

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>meryl streep went to yale
>yale has skull and bones
>hollywood is full of pedophiles and satanists

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I've been doing homework and remembered to check the results. pic related

>>86796330
you're such a pleb

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I do.

>>86794691
No.

>>86799767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg

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Dear anyone who has posted in this thread,

>You are a piece of shit whose attempts to intrude on an individual's personal reality as an authority on subjective matters without having the insight to warrant it are merely for your own ego gratification. What's so appalling is that some idiots are dumb enough to allow it.
>You're a hypocrite whose contribution spurs metadiscussion and shitposting but condemns both. Likely, you reconcile this with some otherwise untenable delusions about providing a necessary service but only for your desperation for gratification.
>You're a fucking loser who doesn't understand pronouns.
>You know nothing of film, ignorance evinced by your selections for Letterboxd favorites and even posting in these threads in the first place, preferring repetitive anodyne discussion bordering on masturbation over occasional insight and depth. Those posturing gits are as desperate and fragile as you.

It's fucking galling when some unbelievable cretin thinks himself able to comprehend and appraise his superior.

Kill yourselves.

>>>/r9k/39272777

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>letterboxd

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https://letterboxd.com/Yoshii05/
The Kid was such a heart warming & genuine experience
>>86790292
Fitzcarraldo was fantastic, which Herzog do you recommend next anon ?

sup fags

daily reminder that the lbg foyer discord is dead because a splinter group was formed

>>86805867
who cares

>>86805930
>>86790361

>>86806077
true that

Where can I view or download Maurice Pialat's films?

>>86806143
tpb

hello

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wtf I love traps now

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going to the shop lads, anyone want anything?

>>86785672
I read this like it was a jhonny cash song

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https://letterboxd.com/farre/

>I don't rate movies

>>86812344
get a life nerd

Guys, can we agree that Milk (2008) is the greatest faggotkino there is and Philadelphia and Brokeback Mountain can literally go suck a dick?

>>86813542
You first.

>>86815068
How come this movie never showed how he committed statutory rape of an underage boy?

rooney is a punk

rooney is a PUNQ

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hey nerds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVL2LDf1bcU

>>86818466
hey

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>>86809444
Checked.

>>86818278

It keeps getting worse as I get older too. It's at the point where I can only watch movies I haven't seen in the theater. Otherwise at home it's right back to Hook and What We do in Shadows..

>>86820346
/lbg/ - Letterboxd General

>>86820425
I WORSHIP APPLE!!!!!!!!!

>>86820520
>>86820425

>>86820546
>>86820520

>>86820598
>>86790098

>>86820656
>>86790361

>>86820693
>>86790415

>>86820727
>>86790534

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>>86818231
>>86818239
STOP THAT!

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>>86821317
What are you looking at, fuckface?

>>86821417
whoa jared leto looks WACK!!

>>86821435
heat legend is better

great thread guys.

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KAZAAM! my bowl is now a liquid!

tfw u plan a kino weekend with your main dude and you just know you're gonna go wild

>>86822982
gay

>>86821317
i'm just joking!

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>>86804423
Stroszek and Aguirre for his fiction
La Souffrière and Encounter at the end of the world for his documentaries

Actor Jay Thomas has died at 69

>>86825645
F

Sticky when?

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wahoo!!!!!!!!! i just wasted my time watching a crappy movie!!!!!!!!!

machill probably watched the cinema snob

>>86826541
It did feel like a waste of time too be honest. It's a mess and not a fun mess like cannibal apocalypse
The blu-ray only had closed caption subs too which annoyed me

>>86826670
I do not/didn't. I categorically will not watch any YouTube video greater than 60 seconds

>>86826848
technically from channelawesome.com actually

is their an option to either
a) see the genre of a movie
or
b) the tags the movie is listed under?

>>86827230
*there

>>86827272
*their

>>86805867
the foyer came after the splinter and was just a waiting room

>>86827399
>>86805930

>>86827230
click on genre fuckin tard

@86827477
cringe

>>86826885
Ok

>>86827517
dumb non-reply poster

>>86827517
ah i am indeed retarted.
and the tags?

>>86806143
ptp

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>>86806143
Just buy the coffrets

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>>86828836
give me a pass the popcorn password

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i want emily bean to steal my popcorn

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>>86829010
are the rumors still true?

>>86828908
If you wanted to piss me off, you've succeeded.

>>86829070
no

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>pass the controller
>it keeps coming back

/lbg/ turned me into a flaming faggt

/lbg/ made me fall in love with a guy named wesley!!!

>>86829070
kek will Pete the retard ever recover?

>>86831276
>samefagging

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>>86831366
>

>>86831440
so you're a mongoloid then.
nothing in that image is substantive.

>>86827477
>>86790361
>>86790415
>>86790534

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>The King of Comedy is Jerry Lewis' best movie!

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>>86831865
it kinda is

>>86831925
>>86831865

>>86831959
>>86831925

FUCK YOU

Mr. Original Doggy gives Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium a 1 star rating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyc-KvAgmh0

I could easily write a really sarcastic review of this show calling it a "masterpiece" and comparing it to Scorsese and Spielberg and stuff like that, but the show is genuinely really great. Filthy Frank is for a very specific audience, and from an outsider's perspective, it must seem really pathetic. But, the series knows that it's pathetic, and celebrates that.

And, while many episodes are just over the top absurd humor, Filthy Frank sometimes has something he actually has something to say. Now, while it is obvious he doesn't hold some of the opinions he expresses in a few of his videos (I mean, Frank is a character), but, other times, he actually seems to have something to say. For example, his commentary on weeaboos in what seems to be his most popular episode (if you don't count his Harlem Shake video), is actually pretty true and has a good message. Plus, that episode is pretty hilarious. All of Filthy Frank's videos are pretty hilarious! Even if they do get really disgusting and outrageous.

In the end, Papa Franku is YouTube at its best. It is disgusting , shocking, offensive, but still pretty insightful every now and then.

I mean Cameron isn't totally wrong

A while ago I heard something about some Indian (I think) director making a movie about a fictional pre-historic human society. IIRC it wasn't about cavemen but about a "unique" ancienty society. Does anyone know what that could've been?

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<3333

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LOL WTF HAPPEND TO THESE FREAKS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT STUNG ON THE FACE BY 100000 BEEEEES ROFL

Stop casting aspersions over users you know next to nothing about. Sally and I are great friends, anyone who has been browsing this general longer than 3 months will recollect that I said she was my fav new profile of 2016. A-S is a good guy and God only knows why he continues to give pointed and considered answers to the people that browse this retarded general; God knows why one of the few remaining interesting users attracts so much negativity. Also I wish he'd come back to the discord.

Lastly, link and I aren't even in the same discord anymore and the overlap of people we both talk to is getting smaller and smaller sadly.

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follow me here frends

https://letterboxd.com/dubs_decide/

>>86836485
no

>>86836516
k

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>mfw the archive poster is back

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>mfw machill is the emily jean poster

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>when you realize you have the most refined taste in the entire letterboxd community

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>when you realize machill is the emily jean poster

https://youtu.be/xSCPku-hNAM?t=6382

>>86837768
Of course some retard made a frowning smug Pepe by cutting and flipping the eye and mouth.

>>86837951
faggot*

>>86837990
t. Pete the Retard

>>86838064
faggot is a smoother word

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my embryo watchlist. suggestions are welcome

>>86839367
watch cuckoo's nest

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>mfw Bruce Melvin pretends to be Machill

I don't understan why people clap at the end of movies. I do it at film festivals when there are people there that made the movie, but otherwise it just seems really stupid.

>>86839727
Depends on the kind of film really.

>>86839727
meh, sometimes it can be exciting. but usually it's just weird.

my mom claps at the end of movies if she feels moved.

>>86839727
You sound like such a retard.

>>86839727
How I felt when people clapped at the end of The Dark Knight Rises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHRzjguU2pU

i should be able to harass someone about a rating even if they haven't written a review

>>86840642
I agree it was dumb of them to remove that

>>86840682
i didn't know it used to be possible
why did they do that

sorry I don't talk to tripfags

>>86840682
>>86840713
when they removed the feature, plenty complained and the admins said they would review the change. that was around the time patrons and all that other shit was introduced.

>>86840713
>why did they do that
someone hurt someone's feelings

>>86840751
mm, thanks
seems like such an anti-social change

>>86840782
always with the liberals and the jews

>© Letterboxd Limited. Made by fans in Auckland, New Zealand.

>>86841012
you would think the block user feature would be enough of a solution to avoid hurt feelings but apparently that's not enough censorship for liberals

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I just finished Sonic the Hedgehog for the first time.

Do you think we could get a Sonic the Hedgehog movie?

>>86841133
get a "Stop Watching Anime" movie.

Daily Reminder 2.5

Del is still a cunt
PinHeadBlunder wants to rally the clans of /tv/ together Lawrence of Arabia style. And yes he is still retarded so go easy on him.
Dirk, Del, spookyface et a.l browse /tv/. They could be any one of us.
Matthew (TheSteeeels), Leon Staton (dragonregalia/he4Cbo/9Bc), Anon (buttnugget), James Healey (jameshealey) are NOT /tv/ (blocking optional)
http://Letterboxd.com/n3efwirj9/ is a dummy account, originally set up by Del, (yes, this means he talked to himself at one point.) but is now deleted.
You can't criticize The Healey (jameshealey) or anyone for that matter unless you've made a film of your own and or have seen every film on Earth
http://Letterboxd.com/filmclub/ is run by TheSteeeels aka its not /tv/.
Letterboxd staff might be viraling Pro but evidence is scarce. Judge for yourself: http://archive.foolz.us/tv/thread/32974226/
AHAB, the king of all cunts, is possibly a registered sex offender.
Hentai Cop is dead from either a massive coronary event or his fat Jewish girlfriend smothered him. Either way, RIP.
Marcissus doesn't capitalize his "I's", he also has a gay lover who participates in his BDSM activities.
Christina took a break a-la Spookyface for attention.
Driver is still 16 and him mom has yet to let him watch Boogie Nights.
PTAbro is also NOT /tv/
pirs is from /b/ and posts his profile to fish for followers.
IsThatKenny is a 12 year old
Cinebel is Cinebro's lover
Terrence "Christ" Malick is a joke account created by Marcissus, James Healey, PTAbro and fake Cinebro which means its NOT actually /tv/
Fabian is spoken like a true pleb babby with Alien and two children's movies in his favorite films.
Cinebro has become a fatty who doubled his body mass from all the sitting around watching films. He also is homeless and lives in a Mall.
Adam Cook is a cheater who claims to watch 4 films a day but actually just writes up reviews.
tsar is a secret informant of the non-/tv/ letterboxd crew.
Rostova is still a sellout cunt.

first bruce melvin and griffithfag then pete the fagcat, now tripfags

there's literally 0 reason for /lbg/ to exist

>>86841745
>can't tell apart fake looking tripcodes
newfag

>>86842025
hmm... nice house

>>86842025
Buster Keaton did it first

>>86842072
muybridge did it first

Mr. Original Doggy gives LA 92 a 3 star rating.

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>>86842072
>>86842087

>>86842127
BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK

>>86842138
>>86791558

Mr. Original Doggy gives LA 92 a 3 and a half star rating.

>>86842109
>>86842178

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>>86842127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyLM-y3O9XY

My dick would become a literal diamond if I got the opportunity to drown all of you. It's a fucking baseball bat right now just thinking about it.

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>>86842323
micropenis detected

>>86842402
hello satou

>>86842360
btfo

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https://letterboxd.com/swimmingpool

>>86843914
who the fuck names themself swimmingpool

>>86843955
haha :)

woody allen is a pedo

Half Life episode 3 just got the axe after a decade of waiting.

>>86843998
no

>>86844038
wahoo!

>>86844053
you know it's true

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YOU ALL FUCKING LAUGHED AND SUPPORTED THEM WHEN IT ALL STARTED

HATS AND CRATES WERE THE BEGINNING OF VALVES FALL FROM GRACE TO MICROTRANSACTIONS

THE WARNINGS WERE ALL THERE, BUT YOU DIDN'T SPEAK OUT, YOU JUST MEMED AND SUCKED GABE'S COCK

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no

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Valve was the company that brought me into PC gaming, and now they represent everything I hate about it.

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YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD SAVE GAMING FROM CORPORATE SHILLS NOT JOIN THEM!

THAT YOU WOULD FINISH HALF LIFE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!

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There is always another option, /v/.
I'm here for you. You know what to do.

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What a shame, what a shame. At least Bethesda listens to their fans and released the long awaited Fallout 4. I think we should all buy a copy right now to ease the pain!

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Fuck any of you who actively play CS:GO and Dota 2. You're part of the fucking problem with today's industry. Seriously, fuck you.

>Drumpf is president
>Valve is dead

TRULY THE WORST TIMELINE

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I just realized.
Now that HL3 is cancelled, and Valve has pretty much set itself to never have to release a game ever again, means that they have never, and will likely never release a third sequel to anything again.

Valve can't actually count to three

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>MFW I have never played any Half-Life games and could care less about what is going on.

Feels good

>>86843723
>>86842109
Gee I wonder who keeps fantasizing about dogs. it's Pete

>>86844592
>cat having sex with a dog
yuck

>>86844308
cs:go is a third game of theirs kinda. they probably are working on l4d3 right now

>>86784954
6'3
>>86785585
5'8
>>86790292
5'7
>>86794645
5'11
>>86796063
5'4
>>86796330
5'9
>>86796585
5'8
>>86804423
5'7
>>86810382
5'7
>>86812344
5'10
>>86843914
5'9

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>>86842274
But he didn't do it in colour!

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https://rateyourmusic.com/~riceshoes

im posting here now !!! :3c

>>86846216
okja is nothing but a peta commercial

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Wat

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Listbabbies never learn. It should be fairly apparent now that you can't improve genes

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Genuinely hilarious

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>>86847859
>>86847787
TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*guffaws

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>>86847911
/tv/: Griffith, Flaherty, Stroheim, early Murnau


reddit: Greenaway, Fernandez, Rohmer, Tarkovsky

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early Murnau > late Murnau

Late Murnau is a washed up hack

>>86848031
Why do you purposely pick the most boring canonized directors?

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>>86848031
riceshoes: Gary Brolsma, Thomas Edison, Brian Robbins, Zhū Hàowěi, Sean McNamara, Ryan Little, Mathew Cullen

>>>/lit/9915097

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>tfw you will never meet a qt electron microscope technician

>>86848372
Fuck off.

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Boredom is a symptom of low attention span, low attention span is a symptom of infantilism, infantilism is a symptom of bad genes, bad genes are a symptom of delayed evolution.

>>>/lit/9936816

>>86848031
>watching Orphans of the Storm

>The lesson - the French Revolution RIGHTLY overthrew a BAD government. But we in America should be careful lest we with a GOOD government mistake fanatics for leaders and exchange our decent law and order for Anarchy and Bolshevism.
Truly the most subtle of all directors.

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Unfortunately for you, mortals cannot evolve to become Gods

>>86825158
Thanks senpai, i'll start with Aquirre since it's already on my hard drive

I saw Robert Bresson at a grocery store in Paris yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be douce and bother him and ask him for notes on cinematography or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and just filming closing his hands shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard his donkey bray as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of wine in his hands with a copy of L'Argent.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those with real money first.” At first he kept pretending to be a priest burdened by theological ennui and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to deliver her lines monotonously “to prevent any emotion,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s an established cinematic convention. After she repeated her takes to the point of deadpan and put the bottles in a bag and started to write down, say and act out the price, he kept interrupting her by neighing really loudly.

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how did /lbg/ get so bad? consider also that it's in the worst 4chan board by a lot.