>Oh wow Sam you're back already, so what is the secret

>dragonglass!
>kill one and they all fall!
>burn the dead!

Th-thanks Sam. Youre a great help. We knew none of these before you left, honestly

>>86779734
best way to clean shit pots is to rinse them in water to dissolve the shit and then throw it into a huge bin

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>Hello may I introduce you to my wife's son ?

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>AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH SAVE ME SAM!

>>86779916
more like avenge me?

>>86779734
>W-well you see Jon, th-they told me I couldn't get my PhD in one year and b-books are really boring a-and my girlfriend won't shut the fuck up and this kid is aging at four times the normal rate so that's pretty weird too

"did you bring us anything useful sam"

>I stole four random scrolls and a sword I can't use

>>86780008
"why did you steal a sword if you can't use it Sam"

>M-my dad was being a cunt

>>86780008
>Also, you are fucking your aunt... but I guess Bran already told you that

>hey Sam, you know that psycho bitch that burnt your father and brother alive? Yeah, I've bent the knee to her now and let me tell ya, that pussy game ridiculous

>>86780075
o i am laffin

>>86780100
THICC PUCCI

>>86779865
>cucked by his own step dad

>>86779865
>tfw you are your own uncle

>>86780100
>you're welcome by the way, Lord Tarly :)

>>86779974
More like Sam bends the knee after complaining about Dany burning Dickon his Dad but forgetting and forgiving her about it anyway

>>86779734
>this magical demon baby from beyond the wall that doesnt age!

>Queen Daenerys, meet my best friend from the night's watch, Samwell Tarly
>T-tarly?
>Yea, why?
>No reason

cant wait

>>86780702
if Davos can chummy up with Tyrion about killing his sons, anything is possible.