>tfw they're going to fuck up the MGS movie >It's

>>86762624
What the fuck is a meme actor?

>>86762676
someone that /tv/ hates and OP doesn't want to seem like an even bigger fag

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>>86762676
mads mikkelsen
>>86762624
>we will never have a mgs movie about memes, finding love on the battlefield, video games essentially being vr training for war and child soldiers using nanomachine

>MGS movie
>cast a bunch of hotshot actors like Kurt Russel, Emma Stone
>get Kojima for creative input
>Blomkamp or Villeneuve to direct
>someone competent to write
>everything lines up
>everyone is excited for the film
>everyone goes to the film
>Zac Efron takes over ten minutes into the film
>film is a romcom about Raiden's relationship with Rose played by Emma Stone

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>>86762728
>raiden gets cucked by jetstream sam, roy campbell, and finally snake, only to become Jack the Ripper and kills himself
I relate to raiden too much

>90% action game
>it's gonna be bad as a 90% action movie

Unless Kojima directs it, it'll be a pile of shit,

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>>86762852
>90% action game
more like 90% cutscene game
And it will be shit if they do typical hollywood action directing with 90 cuts per second. They will never capture this magic on film

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>>86762852
>sneaking around as slowly and as quietly as possible is action

>>86762728
Kurt Russel is too old, even for big boss

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>>86762892
liquid ocelot was best ocelot.

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>inb4 they cast a guy who doesnt have the same ass as Snake

>>86762728
that would be 50 times better than what we will get

the director is a huge anti drumpf blowhard with an undeserved ego and zero originality or talent

there is literally no way this won't be raw fucking sewage bargain bin trash

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>>86762728
>casting emma stone
why

>>86762624
I remember when /r9k/ made these.

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>>86763022
pepe is a normie meme now
also known as facebook frog

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THIS is your director lads

>Averages 6/10 reviews
>Is a normie 'awesome bro' hipster nerd
>Will have quips every 5 seconds
>Fassbender will be snake
>Will be filled with 'awesome CGI'
>Will have 'awesome soundtrack'
>mads will be ocelot
>Jlaw will be meryl
>James mcavoy will be vamp
>Nicholas hoult as otacon
>Ian mckellen will be the end
>Sam Jackson will be darpa chief
>Ryan Reynolds as Raiden
>All with have respective quips referring to their most popular films cause 'I got that reference I'm such a nerd'
>Kojima will have little input cause konami and he doesn't care anymore
>Will have 10 cuts a second for action scenes
>Will sneak for only 5 minutes the entire film
>Nerd culture will shit all over this series further as we will hear for the next 10 years 'MGS is favourite game, I'm such a nerd, I grew up with them'

Kojima got out at the right time.

>>86763367

>Ryan Reynolds as Raiden
>Slashes his way into the room
>CGI backflips and bouncing off walls
>Freeze frame
>"You're probably wondering how I got here? My bitch of a girlfriend thought I forgot what day it is. But I don't need to worry about that, I AM LIGHTNING"
>CGI action intensifies as he continues his flips and slicing guards in half whilst shooting lightning everywhere
>Ballroom Blitz playing in the background

>>86762704
mads mikkelsen is the opposite of a meme actor

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>tfw Snake is black

>>86763521
mads mikkelsen is the most meme actor of the last 3 years. he sells movies while only having 3 minutes of screen time. going mainstream really ruined him. fuck that guy

>>86763560
pleb

>>86762624
Who the fuck would make an image like this? Why, just why?

>>86763609
fuck off back to R E D D I T you stupid newfaggot

>>86763591
>Rogue One
>Doctor Strange
>Rihanna: Bitch Better Have My Money
>also in a reddit tv show for 3 years
keep living in denial

>>86762624
>implying MGS has some superb storytelling and plot

It's just typical parody of action flick starring Kurt Russel, it doesn't deserve to be adapted into nothing else but 90% action

So has there actually been a MGS movie announced or is /tv/ just pre emptively meming?

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How are they going to do Psycho Mantis?

>>86763685

It's coming.
>>86763367
This is the director. The script is coming, and at E3 him and Kojima sat on stage wanking each other off

>>86763749
You like Bane, don't you?

>>86763645
not just that
it also has tons of cringe worthy dialogue, melodramatic moments, shitty humor even by Nip standard

It's a video game movie, it's destined to be shit and always has been

>>86763749

>Played by Idris Elba
>If you are in those 4DX seats he sprays you with water and makes you smell his farts while the chair shakes violently
>He will name the cinema chain you're in if you're in a normal screen

>>86762624
Who cares? Kojima is a hack and hasn't written anything worthwhile in his entire memelord existence.

>>86762676
Lurk moar stupid tripfag.

>>86763749
>Psycho Mantis scene
>credits start to roll
>theater employees are instructed to turn the lights on
>people start walking out
>movie resumes as normal

>>86763749
>How are they going to do Psycho Mantis?
make him deadpool

>>86763770
>Heh... Metal Gear?! Nanomachines?! That's impossible!
>SNAKE, SNAKE... SNAKEEEE
>Heh you're pretty good
>SNAAAAAKE
>Such lust for revenge! Played us like a damn fiddle!

10/10 KOJIMA IS GOD FUCK KONAMI

>>86763640
>>>/redit/

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>>86763761

>>86763828
Don't forget
>Raiden, you've got to go stick your dick into a node so that I know your blood type.
>DID YOU SAY NERD?
BRAVO KOJIMA I LOVE YOU

>>86762676
Reddit approved actor

>>86763749
Just a black screen for 10 seconds. and a very small "hideo" in the top left corner. What are some ways to break the forth wall in a movie?

FORNICATION

>>86763367
It's going to be R-rated as well. I'm expecting something like Deadpool

>>86763804
They wouldn't have the balls to even try that

>>86763804
>Psycho Mantis scene
>screening room gets stormed by soldiers with guns
>people shit their pants
>haha it's just a part of the plan kid

>>86763749
A stringy white male walks in and starts firing blanks with an assault rifle at the audience.

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>>86763367

>Sam L Jackson as DARPA chief
>Has his 5 minute monologue backstory
>Snake "Metal gear?"
>Heart attack intensifies
>"Say metal gear again, I dare you mother fuck--ugh"

>>86763761
4u

>>86763804
At best they'll do a "film burns" or "signal not found" transition.

>>86763749
he takes off his gas mask and underneath its kojima and he gives a 2 minute monologue then the movie resumes as if nothing happened