i would pretend to not be understanding the translation i would

>haven't really been on /tv/ since this happened
>/tv/ is still trying to solve this
Fantastic. Utterly fantastic. Never change retards.

>hahaha I want to get fucked by two men at once haha kill yourself guest

Is this a case of women being unfunny or is it more that she's French?

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>I know you are but what am I?

>You wanna hurt me, go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better... I'm an easy target, yeah you're right I talk too much, I also listen too much; I can be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well you think What you want about me, I'm not changing. I like... I like me, my fans like me, my friends like me, cuz I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

>then Angelina Jolie would arrive and Brad would ask you to leave

>>86737767
Nice!

>*BRRRRAAAAA*BIIIITCHH*PPPP*

Americans just can't into banter.

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>>86737071
>haven't really been on /tv/ since this happened

>>86737017
theyd be leaving with me hahaha
next question

>Leo and Brad Pitt huh? So you want a taste of the Hollywood life hmm? Well, you don't deserve that. You deserve shit
>At this point Jonah jumps out of the chair, crawls over to the French girl and tackles her
>They wouldn't want you, my dear. You aren't even good enough to be a 10$ backpage whore. No, you'll be my virgin fart slave
>Jonah's crushing weight is too much for the weather girl, she is no match. He sits his 350 lb, dingle berry infested ass on her face
>"Ya know I tried some of your local cuisine, it didn't really sit right HAHAHA."
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT*
>her screams of broken English are muffled by his layers of fat
>"NOOO STOP, STINKY."
>*BRAAAAAAAAPT*
>"Yes, breath it in my dear, that's the only taste of the Hollywood life you will ever experience!"
>*b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbrrrrrraaaa-a-a-aaa-aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA̯̩͜A̱̹͉͙͈Ạ̞̞͉A̖̯͚͍͙̘A̱͡A̱̟̼̖̥Á̩̜͍̳AAA̗A̝͇̩̪̺̱̹A͖̦͚͔̘͇͢AA̸͙͇͔̭̻A̱̗͇̳̱A̷̜̻͓̘A̦̖ͅA͎̖̳̮͕̜̟̕A̦͕͈̰Ạ̫̟̣̣̥̀AA̡A̱͔A̟̘͇̯͎̣͙Ả̺̼̮̝͕͊́̽A͍̥͈̦͚ͪ̓ͦ̚A̓͆̄̍ͯ̇̀͢Ȃ̩͉̀ͤ̈́̓̂͂A͂͑͗͗͒͐A̫͇̯̭͑̏̆͜Ȃ̫͛ͮǍ̗͕̱̝͖A̶̗͚͎͇̭̼͋͛̾A͓ͭ͐͂Å͔̘̗̤ͬ͋̾́ͫͩ͘A̠͑̊́̆̉̋Àͨ̀̇͟AA̦̩̿̑͗̓Ȁ̠̱͂̍̃̂̀A̷̩̽ͧͬ̑ͫ̒̈A̮̓A̼͙̱̩͋͌ͪ̏ͫ̑Ȃ̱͓͕̣̬ͅA̡̼̳͈̰̱ͩA͎̺̱̼̼̘ͩ̍͆A̦̙ͨȦ̘̻̯̠́ͅA̷̙̮̥͖͚̦ͣ͑̏ͯ̿̓̐̃̓͗̋̒̍͌͜Ą̴̛͉̪͉̗̼̖̮̝̫̳̱̰̣̙̙̋ͮͦ̿̈̂̔̀A̧͍̫̘͓͓̼̬̗̪̻̹̺̮̖̠̫̠̗ͧ̿ͬͭ͛̓̔ͩ̔͌ͬ͊ͭ͜Ȃ̧̛̠̤̖͖̠̳̪͖̺̱̳͕̬̻̥̙͇ͫ̄̔̽̓̕̕A̧̛͈͕̱͔̥͉̟͉͚̹̩̭ͯ̈̆̾͒͊͂́͡͞A̵̜͙̫͓̗̙̺̙̬̝͓̩̭͍ͭ͂̊ͪ͐͆̎ͫ͝ͅA̵̵̛̪̩̙̘̺͖͖͍̰̫͑̍͆̌̍ͯ̌͂́ͬ̒͒̐̀͆̚À̛̜̱̹̏̀͛ͬͯͮͣ̈͞͝͝ͅA͕̮̯͉̐ͣͣͪ͗ͧ͐ͦͪ̎̀
Should've done this desu

FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE

you can talk! you can talk!

>>86737017
Are weather girl's really that well-paid here or are you just delusional enough to think you'd stand a chance with a rich american actor? I wouldn't even fuck you and I'm fat.

>>86737017
>fuck you french lady, get the fuck out of here

I've would've said've that've

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>>86737071
>haven't really been on /tv/ since this happened

The only good answer is:
>Who are you again?

what the fuck happened?

source me up, niggers

>oh, im sorry.. i really dont think youre pretty enough for that. maybe if you paid you could have me alone

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Uh, you don't get to bring my friends.

>>86740346
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4

>>86740744
wew he has severe autism

>>86740346
Jonah Hill getting destoyed on live TV, and /tv/ still hasn't thought of a decent comeback one year on.

>>86737017
>No, she's saying she wants to have a threesome with brad and leo, and for you to leave because nobody could love you, you fat piece of shit.

>oh...

the best answer would be
''why?"

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Is she, dare I say, /our gal/?

>>86740528
kek

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>>86740744
wtf is this doing on a tv show?

Whats happening in this thread ?
Quick rundown would be appreciated

>>86737017
>im not fat im big boned, please don't fat shame me

She would have been btfo

>>86742543
That's my trans mom you asshole

>>86742576
literally, LITERALLY, one post above you

>>86741202
Pretty much
Why would you say that? In a somewhat sad tone would make her feel such a piece of shit she would probably never recover

>>86737017
Her: That would be a fivesome
try again

>>86737017
I'd laugh if this happened, but then she'd find a way to come back.

>>86737017
will you cucks get over it and stop making threads over analyzing this

>>86737017
>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. NO, DON'T MOVE. NOBODY MOVE! EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your crocodile tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You useless skank. You disgusting euro whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. Every single word. Do it. SAY IT. And start taking your clothes off as you do it. Go ahead. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Good, just like that. You know, you might wanna thank me right about now. Because I'm about to make you a star you worthless cunt..."

>>86737017
>"sorry i don't understand... she wants to watch a threesome between me brad and leo?"

"How do you not understand, we are literally translating it in english for you. Are you not only a fat disgusting pig, but also mentally retarded? Hold on, do we have a someone who can translate if Pig back there?no? How about Hippo, we got anyone that can speak to hippo's because Jonah can't understand english anymore, he is becoming a fat disgusting creature he isn't even human now. God Jonah Hill, you are so repulsive looking. I just hope the viewing audience at home don't get sick by just looking at your pudgy repudgent porky body and extremely unnattractive face. I mean Jonah, you have c-cups. You are so disgustingly fat. "

>>86737017
>Well I mean, they'd be a little disappointed that you have smaller tits than I do.

>>86737017
>"I guess that's why they call it a fantasy, if Brad and Leo met you they'd leave as well"
easy peasy, doesn't come off as butthurt while insulting both her looks and personality

>>86743145
>doesn't come off as butthurt
wrong
there is no comeback, just deal with it

>>86743193
>wrong
wrong

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>>86740528
I don't like him on the fact that he's big!

>>86737017

> A threesome in Hollywood? Sure I can lend a hand. I actually know a few nice guys at "casting couch" - though it might take a bit of haggling to get them to take you...

>>86742899
but she really destroyed him

Jonah should've gotten up and punched her in the fucking face. That was the only possible comeback--well, the only respectable one, at least.

>>86743610
maybe rape her right there too, that would be a fantasy she won't forget about

>>86743610
>>86743789
He should have snapped his fingers to have his cronies wheel in the boxes filled with the dismembered remains of her stupid French family. That'd show that stupid cunt.

>>86740744
his comeback is actually hilarious, they translated him wrong

>>86740744
do you have a link to that whole interview

>>86740744
i would just say what were you and the producer doing before the show? you reek of cum

>>86746752
or at least i dont reek of the producers cum

Literally the only good answer is to try to laugh it off. Every other response makes you seem like a bitter cunt.

>>86740744
i woulda said your not thier type, maybe brush your teeth lol then laugh graciously

>I guess that would keep in line with the honorary French tradition of disappointing people

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>>86737017
>yes, a threesome between me, brad and leo while you watch
>audience erupts in laughter

>>86737161
>a fat b-star
>jonah starts crying live on national television

>>86737736
>>86738071
>jonah gets cut off midsentence and gets thrown out of the studio for being a rude fuck
>no more future roles in movies

>>86741202
>its funny because youre fat!
>audience laughs

>>86742956
meme reply

Face it fa/tv/irgins, theres no way out. She utterly destroyed him. The only way out right now is by committing suicide or losing a shit ton of weight.
The latter didnt work because his titties are so fucking saggy, he could be my grandma. Just look at all this flabby skin

Just leave? Jesus Christ, why would he care what a literally nobody said to him? She's beneath him.

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>Huh.. Someone should've told me I was signing up for celebrity roast.. So now that I'm here, what else you got?

>>86747465
This. He simply should've said "who're you again?"

>>86747617
>uh, calm down Jonah, it was just a joke hahaha (audience laughs along with her). Alright let's get back to the show....

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>That's quite a fantasy! Maybe you can achieve it if you're ever famous

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>>86737017
>ywn be bullied by a French weather lady

>>86747705
>Surrender from a French person? Color me surprised..
He's back in the game boys

>>86747743
>other members of the panel gasp
>audience erupts in applause and laughter
>weather girl breaks down in tears
>Jonah smiles triumphantly, meanwhile his agent is inundated with multimillion dollar offers for Jonah to star in leading action/romance roles

>>86747395
>you skipped other responses in the thread

faggot

I would said "they don't touch 6's, 10's or nothing"

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>Wow that's amazing, I also had a similar fantasy about a middle of the road french escort with no tits, I guess we all have to have unreachable dreams in life.

"I'm sorry, who are you again?"

Johan showed class and maturity by returning any insults.

>>86748173
laughed hard

>>86748081
cringe

>>86747970

very nice, very nice.

HOWEVER

> well a little a color on you WOULD look nice. Has your skin EVER seen sunlight? (Jonah looks down, embarassed) or does it turn pink in the sun so you look like a big piggy? (audience literally "rofl"-ing now)

>>86740744
his reaction wasn't too bad, it was sort of a dumb joke anyways.

>>86748427
he literally burned him alive

Can anyone redpill me on this whole happening?

>>86748388
>Are you this desperate for an American to man your beaches again? Well, I guess history does repeat itself.. Oh, by the way if you have trouble with pink skin, try sunscreen it works wonders..

>>86748807
cringe

>>86740744
>one of the comments
>"ah so you spare me catching an std, thank you"

fuck thats not half bad...

>>86748807
holy fuck the bants

Confused look like "did i hear that right?" then say "wow ur a huge cunt" then dod a jerry seinfeld head shake and move on.

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>>86738071
Lost

>>86737017
>i only make people laugh when im paid. much like you with sex.

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know
and so on

Dude easy, not to sure about the context idk if she just randomly said that or it was from something previous but I'd be like while sort of laughing "well alright then :D" then act like I wasn't fazed and just have her keep going and her ask her questions or whatever id play it cool even though that would hurt my feelings too but no biggie srs though I just don't know the context here can anyone provide more info and we can really figure out how we could have played it off?

"Uhhh you're a little too old for Brad and Leo"

"Sorry they're not into amphibians"

>>86749933
Who the fuck are you?

>>86750259
Names Julian but people around here call me anon ,what's up?

>>86740744
Options in order of BTFO frenchie
>Ok
>Haha shit you've got better writers than me!
>A listers don't do french, just ask Marion Cottilard