>The gang desperately trying to escape the First Order
>Finn: Could you get us outta here?! Punch it!
>Rey: Activating Hyperdrive
*sounds of Hyperdrive not working*
>Rey: Uhhh, I can fix this, Finn, go check the hyperdrive
>Pic related is chewing on power cables connected to the hyperdrive
>Finn: GET AWAY FROM THAT!
>Porg: [squeaks adorably and looks at Finn with big, sad eyes and cries]
>Audience: Awwwww
>Rey: WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!
>Finn: The damn rat is chewing on the Hyperdrive!
>Rey: He's not a rat, and he doesn't like being yelled at!
>Finn: [Frustrated] I'm sorry, now could you please step away from this SO WE DON'T GET BLASTED INTO SPACE!!!
>Rey: Yelling!
>Finn: Move it!
>Finn picks up Porg and moves him away
>Finn: What am I looking for here?
>Rey: See if he chewed on the compressor line
>Finn: Which one's the compressor line?!
>Rey: [Narrowly dodging blaster fire] THE YELLOW CABLES NEXT TO THE POWER CONVERTER!
>Finn: Yeah they're pretty chewed up here
>Chewie: *growls*
>Finn: No offense
>Rey: Ok then it looks like I'm gonna have to bypass the compressor, Chewie take the wheel!
>>86732330
This is totally something that would fucking happen too....
>Finn tries to kill Porgs
>Porgs jump on top of Chewie.
>Chewie threatens to kill Finn
>Audience laughs.
>Porgs know the only location in space to the thing they need. Guides them to an undiscovered planet.