Rose is a traitor. It's the movie's main twist and

So the fat girl is the new lando?

what do those buttons on her jacket do?

>>86707616

Who is DJ?

>>86707616
she looks hot for some reason

>>86707726
Khaled WE THE BEST MUSIC

>>86707616

>Rose is part of a central point
>it's an ugly chink that looks like it'll eat your dog

Yeah, no one gives a fuck

>>86707688
they emit nigger spray

>>86707688
calculator

>>86707616
those are some ugly folks

So is Kathleen Kennedy solely responsible for casting all of these ugly people?

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>>86707616
This legitimately looks like an SNL skit

>>86707616
That girl is so unattractive that it's literally offensive to my eyes. I'm not sure that I can sit through 2+ hours of that. Daisy was bad enough.

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind

>>86707660
lardo calrissian

>>86707616
goddamnit more asians

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>>86707616
>Main character is trained by a wise mentor
>rouge character gets betrayed by friend
>dark secrete about the main character is reveled
How original

>>86707616
Why such ugly actors? Sure, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher weren't much to look at, but they also weren't offensive to the eyes.

>>86708333
In her misguided attempt to build a female fanbase for Star Wars, Kathleen Kennedy made the conscious decision to only cast homely, unthreatening girls.

>>86707688
bravery

>>86708333
Thats what your average natural chinese woman looks like

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>>86707616
Like, who cares? I don't even know who these characters are, nor do I give a shit.

>>86707616
oh god who fucking cares
star wars is so gay now

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So that frumpy pear shaped fart machine chink is blah blah blah I already hate her and this movie

>>86707688
They don't even look like they are pretending to be functional. Da fuq

>>86707926
It fucking does.

>>86707726
Dexter Jax

>>86708904
>fart machine
?

>>86707726
I mean Dexter Jettser

>>86707616
I'm so mad disney is so heavy handed with their
>HURR LUK AT DER NEW FEMALE CHARACTER WE R INTRODUCING SHE IMPORTANT YOU'LL SEE! PARADE HER AROUDN SEE IMPORTANT!
its almost like they're trying to distract us because they know ep 8 is shitty
t. someone who liked ep 7

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>>86707660
Lando didn't do anything wrong. The Cloud Cars were shooting at the Falcon in an effort to implore Han not to land, and he tells Han directly "They arrived just before you did." Before. That means Boba Fett calculated their likely destination, told Vader, and all of Cloud City was compromised because Han dared even point the Falcon at it.

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>>86708146
They've already pretty much confirmed that they'll be taking "heavy inspiration" from Empire. In other words -- ripped off just like the last movie.

>yfw this entire new trilogy is a soft reboot of fucking star wars; the ultimate con of the decade

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>>86708673
ayy

>>86709103
Just wait til they reboot the prequels.

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>>86709103
Why not, they've been remaking Wrath of Kahn for Trek films since 1994.

>>86709101
Unironically this
When vader shows up with his armada and threatens to kill everyone in your city, do you surrender to his demands and hopefully save everyone or do you say fuck you and get vaporized?
However, I don't begrudge han and company's reaction either lol

>>86707740
she looks like that one porn starlett

>>86707616
So in other words Rose = Lando?

>>86707616
>Finn & fat Jet Li

They've made the cast so "diverse" it's unnatural.

It's not often in real life hat you see 10 people hanging out that have an asian, a black dude, a latino guy, a white british girl and so on

something these nu-star wars idiot writers dont get: all the convoluted plot lines doesnt matter because we dont care at all about the characters.
even if we knew who they were, they still have zero charisma (fuck you jay)

Seriously wtf Kathleen can't you cast an asian that's just slightly attractive? I don't want to look at her chipmunk chink face.

>>86707616
>muh diversity

Yawn, Jesus Christ. Is this how all Star Wars movies are going to look now?

>>86709882
and still we haven't any alien

>>86709917
Yeh I can't believe RLM liked TFA so much. It was a solid 5, at best.

>>86709944
Neither does China.

Seriously, they're going to find this cringeworthy, in a uniquely asian way.
They'll be embarrassed that that is their representative.

Asian women in particular will be embarrassed that a walking caricature is their representative; they'd much prefer to a tall, pale, kpop star to be "the asian girl."

>>86710289
This
angelababy was in independence day but that didn't do so hot lol

>>86707616
>quick, get me the least attractive asian girl you can find
on it, sir

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>>86707616
>cast an asian girl to pander to China
>make her evil

>>86707616
>attractive people need not apply

>>86709944
she's a schlubby mechanic. they're not going to cast eye candy that can't act like the shitty prequels

>>86707726
Darude - Sandstorm hollaback from Tatooine

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>>86709573

>>86710842
>Yeah, it's not like film is a visual medium or anything. Why would you want to spend hours looking at an attractive woman anyways?

>>86707616
kek woman in refrigerator syndrome.

Lucas did it so much better with Han and just used his friendship with Luke and attraction to Leia to make him become committed to the Rebel cause.

>>86710625
>great, show me who you g- EW FUCK. Spectacular work, Johnson.
Thank you, sir.

>>86710915
yeah people watch star wars for the chicks

>>86708673
underrated

>>86707616
>Star Wars movie
>thousands of alien species
>all the main characters are still human

CAN THIS MEME FUCKING DIE
I know you're trying to save money on FX, Disney, but Christ - can we have an alien main character apart from Chewbacca?

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Why did they cast Ms. Swan in a Star Wars movie?

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>>86710962
>female character
>not caring if it's a fat nobody or Natalie Portman

>>86707616
Those leaks are old.
The new leaks say it's her sister, "Resistance Gunner Paige" (Who's also an Ace Bomber Squadron Leader!) who is turned evil.

>>86709233
>>86709101
Not just that, but listen to what he say's to Vader.
The original deal/plan was that Lando would help capture Han, Leia and Chewie and use them as bait for Luke, who Lando doesn't know, and then Han and co would be left with him.
Not only that, but as soon as he has a free moment, after screwing over the Empire, his first act is to tell everyone in the city to get the fuck out and save themselves.

Lando was a real hero.

>>86711125
dumbass. DJ is played up to be a traitor but ends up being a good guy. Admiral Holdo, Laura Derns pink haired bitch, sells out the Resistance

>>86711125
>lando
yeah i agree
lando unironically did nothing wrong
in fact he probably saved the lives of han, chewie, leia, maybe luke, and the lives of everyone in the city
Lando is the kidn of hero who only gets celebrated after everyone's dead and the emotional tensions of the time are no longer there to taint analysis of his actions

>>86711200
This is why Star Trek will always be better than Star Wars

>>86711025
lmao holy fuck

>>86710759

it's payback for their Expendables movie where white people are the bad guys

>>86711192
I'm not saying that "DJ" isn't going to be played up to be the traitor, just that the rumor/theory that Rose will turn out to be the real traitor is an old theory/leak, that has now been replaced by a new leak/theory that it will be her sister that is the traitor.

>>86711125
>Rose and Paige
Does anyone else hate when they use normal earthly names? How the fuck do they even know what roses are?

>>86710759
> every Hollywood casting is pandering to racial divisions
OBSESSED

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>>86708904
>fart machine

>>86711307
same way they know what fucking Angels are. blame George
also
> LUKE

>>86711307
How the hell do they know what a duck is?
Because they have ducks in the Galaxy Far Far Away. They probably also have a plant that produces flowers that they call Roses.

But yes, Rose and Paige are shitty names for Star Wars characters.
I think if you were to find 100 people who'd never seen Star Wars and only knew the basics about it that you pick up from pop culture (Yoda, Millennium Falcon, Skywalker, etc.) and read them a list of names and ask them to pick which names sound "Star Wars", they probably wouldn't pick any of the new movies names.

>>86711252
what would you know you grape eating nigger

>>86711505
Rey is pretty good, as is Kylo

>>86711125
>Lando was a real hero.
a real human bean and a real hero

>>86707616
Wow ghost in the shell knew what they were doing by not casting asian, am I right girls.

>>86709917
To each his own. I thought the movie had a pretty palpable energy and the new characters all show great promise. Kylo Ren is a great character imo, he's kind of unique. Just wish the plots weren't so damn cookie cutter, that's the real weakness. Too much committee thinking

>>86710915
That's actually pretty pathetic
I hear CW is the network for you, teenaged girl.

>the resistence's "LEADER," IS a fucking storm trooper drop out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you can't make this shit up any worse even if you tried

>Rose's homeworld of Vietnam was devastated during the war between the Empire and the Rebels, when it was an Rebel outpost

It's like an Asian Poetry

yeah but how does the force tree play into this

>>86707616
Jesus they are literally just copying the original trilogy and changing it a little and putting shit skins in their place.

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>>86707895
No, this is who KK wanted to play Rose. Rian Johnson fought to get a PoC in the role.

>>86709143
Except for First Contact, you're right. They should really make a film about something else, like The Undiscovered Country or The Voyage Home, even The Search for Spock

>>86713558
That girl is ugly too. Looks like fucking Gollum.

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>>86709944
Supposedly Rian Johnson was adamant about having a woman of color playing the character to "subvert expectations".

Kathleen wanted Bel Powley for the part.

>>86713697
still better than what we got.

>>86713632
I still maintain they should have remade Final Frontier as the sequel to nuTrek.

>Sybok returns to offer the surviving Vulcans a new way to live
>Captures the Enterprise to go visit Sha Ka Ree
>Mind melds with Kirk, Spock and McCoy, forcing them to relive their most painful memories
>Instead of letting Sybok take these memories from them, they help each other over come them and in doing so strengthen their friendship
>Maby add a subplot about Klingons or Romulans chasing them/trying to beat them to Sha Ka Ree, so that it can have the required *PEW* *PEW* 'SPLOSIONS!

>>86713725
I can believe this

>>86713906
KK has a major hard on for white brunette girls with british accents. not sure why anyone would think she's responsible for the KMT choice.

>>86711313
>Ep 7 underwhelms in China
>Rogue 1 features Chinese people
>Ep 8 features Chinese people

You're right. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

>>86707616
why is this fat ugly almond eyed bitch in my star wars

p.s. if you know this much just leak the entire script

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>>86714155
Yep. Her top choice for Finn was a white British actor called Jack O'Connell. JJ is the one who insisted on John Boyega for the part.

>>86709882

Not to mention in a galaxy far, far away, you're not going to have fucking lefty proportions of diversity everywhere.

>>86709917
Fucking this. Characters and personality are everything in movies.

>>86712633
Learn as english you mongoloid

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>>86714688
I care about Kylo but that's it, which is sad because I'm pretty sure that's not who we're supposed to care about or root for.

>>86714341
Still wouldn't care.
The entire franchise has zero appeal at this point, it has become so soulless that it's just another "blockbuster" in line with the usual marvel/dc Capeshit

>>86714754
Sweet Jesus, the cast is so unattractive. It's crazy to think a company worth billions of dollars is leading this franchise.

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>>86709917
kylo is a pretty good character.

too bad he only exists to be the evil white guy marey sue needs to defeat.

>>86714768
yeah i agree, i'm just saying KK isn't to blame for the "diverse casting" bullshit

>>86711313
Some annoying creature literally called them out on this at the Episode VII panel at Comic Con. In her misguided attempt to force "muh representation," she's unintentionally made every single Asian casting seem like a token, pandering move.

>ESB remake

OH BOY

I can't wait until RLM gives this a 10/10 and it makes 2 billion again

At least things like the Starkiller base elicited groans from the audience of my theatre (quickly drowned out by hysterical laughter with Han's exhaust port "joke"), so hopefully they will wake up soon

Did they just do an audition to find the ugliest asian actress possible?

>>86707688
She can operate her vibrator with those.

>>86714155
>>86714881
>yeah i agree, i'm just saying KK isn't to blame for the "diverse casting" bullshit

I (>>86713906) never said she was. I was just making a joke about how she wanted to cast another young, white, brown haired actress, the same way that Stephenie Meyer made Bella Swan look like a younger version of herself, or how fanfic writers make their Mary Sues look like themselves.

I'm saying that Kennedy is trying to insert a fantasy proxy version of herself into everything.

>>86714754
What's there to care about Kylo? Granted, in the middle of unimaginative cast he almost feels like a genuine character, but in the end he has very little going on for him.

>>86713558
What a shrimp

>>86707740
W R O N G

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>>86707616
why is she so ugly

>>86713870
It was still retarded to have them go from earth to the center of the galaxy in a few days. What the hell were they thinking? How would they even solve that on a hypothetical new film?

>>86715767
Well considering that new films were pretty fucking retarded when it came to warp speed and distance, I don't think it matters.

If you really want an answer, then how about "Gog" communicated with Sybok and told him how to make the Enterprise go faster.

On a scale from 1 to 10 how much will RLM jack off to TLJ?

>>86715720
Some anon on here said he met her in real life and she was cute but it doesn't translate to film.

>>86715994
A lot. It's time to stop watching them.

https://youtu.be/7N0_GdI8TWE

>>86708844
Is this shop?

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>>86707616
1.3 billion chinks and this is the best they get?

oompa loompa

>>86707616
so she is literally just a fat asian girl version of Lando Calrissian

>>86708470
Well they are supposed to relate to hiw women feel not how they look.

Bitches feel ugly even if they are not. It is hormonal bullshit from their periods.

>>86708877
You see the word gay used to carry weight because if you called a man gay he would fuck you up.

If you call mu males gay they will look at you like

>sooo ?

Stop using that word

>>86716803
>rey - mary sue luke
>Oscar isaac - gay wedge (or han?)
>that black guy with the birthing hips - black chewbacca or gay man leia
>kylo - emo darth vader
>han - obi wan kenobi
>luke - yoda

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>>86716699
Well this is who's playing her sister Paige.

>>86709322
ron jeremy is a porn legend though

>>86716940
>kill the hot one
ugly one better be evil or this will be such a waste

>>86717013
laughed

>>86707616
Poe makes sense but why would anyone trust Finn to lead?

I mean, I guess that's just them coping Empire Strikes Back by having a black character with a sketchy tie to the Empire become a rebel leader.

I though maybe Rian Johnson would try to make a good Star Wars film but I guess the mandate is still just rip off/remake the originals

>>86716699
I take back what I said about her looking like Ms Swan from Mad TV. She's way uglier.

>Talk to friend about how I can't enjoy DisneyWars because they are just remaking the OT and doing nothing original
>"Stop being a nitpicker, Star Wars is about history repeating itself"
>They also said it's okay for Rey to learn the force within a day with no training because women can endure the pain of childbirth so using the force is nothing in comparison

Should I cut off contact?

>>86707688
repel white cis men

>>86716558
no, it's 100% legit

>>86717302
Yes, your friend sounds like a cringelord.

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>>86717171

>>86717505
The resemblance is uncanny and I fully expect it to catch on even with the normies.

>>86714754
I see they wasted no time making Poe the new Han Solo

>>86713725

No blondes in the whole fucking universe.

>>86717302
>prequel fan
>muh childbirth
Cut them out of your life. Also, if women are so strong how come we've invented epidurals? It's almost like women had no say in enduring the pain of childbirth previously, like how a man has no say when someone kicks him in the balls.

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George, you were too good for us. We absolutely deserve all of this shit after crapping on you for the past 20 years. I'd much rather endure Jar Jar and cringe dialogue over Disney's dumb fuckery.

>>86717760
I've tried explaining to them that gender has nothing to do with it because there have been plenty of female Jedi, all of which had to learn and train.

They had none of it

>>86709133
>You will live long enough to see the prequels revealed as the true kino

How did she get a job? Googling her turns up nothing. Her filmography is like a string of nothing and then Episode 8. The fuck?

>>86711356
Why do asians get unispired earthly names? What did they mean by this?

what planet are humans native to in the Star Wars universe

>>86718280
Asking too much about setting ruins what made the original films great.

>>86707616
What are they resisting? Shouldn't they just be the Republic Army?

>>86717867
I think it's time to take them out back and send them the way of old yeller.

>>86718352
nevermind, looked it up. they are from Coruscant

>>86718178
They went through massive stacks of headshots looking for the most hideous creature they could find.

>>86711307
They know what roses are; wookieepedia article confirms
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rose_(flower)

>>86707616
>implying disney's key to asian market will perpetuate asians as being evil or bad in any way

lol right, right up there with ever having a black person being the villain

morally bankrupted marxists would cry foul and shout for the death of everyone involved

The movie sounds boring from all the leaks.
The only thing I want to see is the sloth, just because it's so ridiculous

>>86717302
>history repeating itself
you can almost hear the rhymes

>>86718460
>Wookieepedia has an article on chairs

>>86707616
Who's DJ?

>>86714848
>tfw TFA could have been decent if Rey and Kylo had a love interest thing going.

>>86718542
Haven't you heard of ring theory, anon?

>>86717830
I'm pretty fucking sad that he got cold feet and ran away from his Jar Jar Sith plotline.

>>86713558
Is this real? I bet KK said "hey look how Felicity Jones is popula, can we get a younger clone of her?" What's up with KK, she's not into diversity or what? I hear John Boyega was JJ Abrams idea, not her.

>>86707660
I keep telling you. It's Billy Dee!

WHO THE FUCK IS DJ?

>>86718595
Has that been confirmed or is it just an internet maymay?

>>86718571
>pseudo-intellectual mental masturbation
>"no really guys I'm on to something here"

>>86716699
She's Vietnamese, not Chinese

>>86718699
Not confirmed as far as I know, I just think there's too much evidence pointing to it.

>>86718280
Before the Disney buyout it almost became Earth, at least within the EU.
No, really.

There was book that was planned called Alien Exodus, which would have been about a bunch of different aliens (including humans) being enslaved by a race of giant insects.

The bugs are using the slaves to build a giant pyramid, which is really to secretly steal their life energy through I giant crystal, for reasons. The leader of the humans is reassigned to domestic duties, learns to read and finds a book called the "Human Exodus" which tells how the humans, lead by his great grandfather fled Earth, which was being taken over by computers but went through a wormhole that took them to back in time and to another part of the universe.

Long story short, the human slave helps free the slaves, taps into the force and becomes known as the "Skywalker"

>>86718699
it's just a meme, there's no evidence for it, it's just an example of how easy it is to convince people of anything in the modern information age. Literally, they take quotes out of context in that video where they discuss. Like, when the clip of george saying "Jar jar is the key to all this" from the behind the scenes of episode one. Ofcourse what they don't show the sentence he said right after "because we've never had such a funny character before." The sad part is, darth jar jar used to be a joke among the fans, then this shit happened.

>>86710759
+ fat and ugly

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>>86709882
>>86714585

>Diverse groups of people is what you think doesn't make sense in the Star Wars setting of all things

>>86718545
Deepest Lore

why can't we have some twi'lek sluts and zeltrons and shit instead of more boring (and ugly) humans disney is dead set on showing off.

>>86707616
So he's Han Solo?

>>86719816
because the internet sperged out over the black woman playing a cg character. if a minority is cast but in makeup then they're racist

>>86709882

You do outside of Buttsville, Red State Shithole. That's literally what most of my group of friends were like. It's what most normal people's friendship groups look like /pol/tard.

>>86717639
anakin and luke are blonde.

>>86719900
That's weird honestly. Couldn't basicly any ethnicity play a twi'lek? I mean, you just put paint on them. Not all of them need to have lips like oola.

>>86714585

Huge sprawling empires tend to be quite diverse. It's literally the reason most European cities have large diverse populations because of Europe's 19th century global empires.

Ditto for the U.S. every single country it has ever sent troops to ends up being a reasonably significant U.S. population demographic e.g. the Philippines, Korea, Vietnam, now the Middle East, etc.

You send troops somewhere as a nation, you're soon gonna have a sizeable civilian population from that place in your major cities. Has happened historically since Rome.

>>86719331

Yup and it the Earth they were escaping was the THX 1138 future making that movie canon to Star Wars too.. This was either the best idea ever or utterly retarded. Not sure which.

>>86718547
>>86718695
Darth JarJar

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>>86718560
it did. someone asked pablo hidalgo if there's any evidence in TFA for kylo having romantic feelings for rey and he gave a non answer.

compare to someone asking him if rey is a skywalker, where he replied "there's nothing in TFA to suggest that" and "there's no conclusive evidence"

he refuses to say that about kylo having feelings for rey because there IS evidence there. there's a connection between them, rian called them "2 halves of the dark and light" and databank says their destinies are intertwined. snoke even accuses kylo of having compassion for rey in the novel.

jj said they was a central romance in the works back in 2013, and said that it would be "something different". it's happening. you'll see.

>>86718618
The only characters KK really cares about are Rey and Kylo Ren.

>>86719900
So then cast attractive white woman as the Twi'leks.
They can keep their dumpy asians as human.

>>86720099
Wasn't one of the characters also implied to be a descendants of one of the characters from American Graffiti as well?

>>86707616
I know Abrams pushed super hard for diversity but you couldn't find a slightly attractive Asian girl? That thing looks like a bobby lee mad tv character

>>86714341
>Name's Finn mate, ya get me?

>>86719331
Holy fuck I am quite relieved that's not a thing

>>86720233
Beauty standards are oppressive, you shitlord.
On a more serious note: should unattractive people be left without jobs? That doesn't sound fair.

Oh. Oh my god it's terrible. Oh. My. God.

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>>86720233
she's the new leia to finn's han

What the fuck is wrong with the aesthetics of nu-Star Wars? It looks so bland and forgettable. The aliens look generic.

For all their shortcomings, the prequels at least had cool and memorable designs.

>>86717302

Goddamn normies man. I remember after I saw TFA I told my brother I was let down because I expected a new trilogy not a remade new hope with a girl luke. His response "I thought it was absolutely genius what Abrams did. I mean how else could you begin a new trilogy" fucking normies.

>>86720377
I think Disney wants to kill off the main plotline so they can make their own shit.

>>86720377
because they're being made by OT fanboy directors.

>>86720350
does this mean rey isn't getting blacked??

>>86720233
White women feel threatened by Asian women because men like them so much. That's why 90% of Asian women in tv shows and movies are ugly troglodytes. They don't want to lose their female viewership.

>>86707616

http://www.strawpoll.me/13678396

>>86720492
No ones threatened by asian anything. They come across as souless robots except for the super high end models.

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>character
>not white
TRUMP SAID HE WAS GONNA MAKE IT GREAT AGAIN!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>86720722
Bruh... nah.

>>86717639
they even hired Laura Dern and Rian made her dye her blonde hair to make it pink. Makes no sense; nobody has dyed hair in Star Wars. I'm starting to think Rian Johnson is a real cunt.

>>86720564
White woman detected.

>>86707616
goddamn female sullustans are even uglier than the men

>>86718545
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

>>86717639
blondes died out long ago, anon.

>>86717830
>Implying he didn't sell knowing full well that Disney would destroy it

>>86707616
The first one was just a copy of a new hope. The laziness involved was insanity levels. Why the hell should people pay money to the second part in this rehashing?

>>86707616

Why is this the most unattractive cast of any major franchise in history?

>Finn; literally looks like a cross between and human and a gorilla. Looks like he is the result of a genetic experiment carried out in the jungles of Africa where they somehow managed to create a human with 40 percent simian admixture. Literally does not look human
>Rey; Scarey-teeth Xeno girl. Gets scarier and more unnerving the longer you look at her face, looks like when you spend too much time at the character creation feature and mess with too many sliders and can never get it back to normal
>Kylo-Ren; A pallid, freakish looking, malformed goblin. So ugly that the people in my theater burst out laughing when he took the helmet off
>Han and Leia; both incredibly attractive in their prime, in TFA looked like a thousand year old mummy and a mutant sloth-creature respectively
>Now we add pudgy flat-face squashed-nose Chinese girl to the mix

The only attractive actor in the entire series is the Mexican pilot who is in it for like ten minutes total. The rest of it is a freakish menagerie of grotesques. Disney could have had any actors in the world, so this is obviously deliberate. Finn was made black because Abrams insisted Rey have a non-white love interest, but even then they could have found a handsome black guy. The rest of it, I mean why would they inflict this upon us?

>>86713725
The jews have gone too far with their marxism and cant even pull rank for nepotism? Not good.

>>86707616

So, the Asian character is ugly AND a traitor? I wonder how the chinks will like this.

>>86711313
Yes hollywood is full of jews, the most racist, supremacist people on the planet earth. It is completely obsessed with race.

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They could have cast a handsome black guy.
They could have cast a beautiful female MC.
They could have cast an attractive brooding sith.
They could have cast a stunning asian girl.

Instead we ended up with this... this fucking disgrace.

>>86707688
its future and ship cyberpunk n sheeeit

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>>86714341

Finn was originally a han solo type rogue character, can still be seen in the concept art. Abrams insisted he be changed to be black so they Rey would have a black love interest. He said repeatedly in interviews there were "too many white people in star wars"

>>86707616
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
JOHN BOOGA OOGA
IS A FUCKING NIGGERFACE

>>86721013
Say what you want, but I'd definitely fug Daisy

>>86707616
Nah, id rather have poe be the traitor, indirectly. Remember the interrogation scene in TFA? Also, remember how Kylo ren knew the exact serial number if FINN right after Finn introduced himself to Poe in the TIE Fighter? Seems like the perfect ipportunity to show that the force can be used as a mind implant to see the future.

>>86721203
While I'm not happy with how Finn turned out, at least he wasn't a fucking Han Solo copy.

>>86721285

If she wasn't "Rey from Star Wars" you wouldn't look twice at her, you can find hotter girls walking around at the supermarket.

>>86721431
Where do you live? I wanna move there

>>86708094
Underrated

>>86721392

It was supposed to set up scenes where Han sees his old self, a self-centered rogue who only cares about himself and thinks all causes are stupid, "What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it?", etc, and has to talk a younger version of himself into believing in the rebellion.

>there are still people on this board who are going to pay for this
At least buy the ticket for another movie...

>>86721593
jokes on you, I will just pirate it

>>86721564
So they would have just copied Han's character arc from A New Hope? No thanks.

>>86721629

Why not? They literally copy/pasted the entire plot from ANH.

>>86721629

Yeah, instead we got to see him talk a sanitation-worker into attacking his former employer. Big improvement.

>>86721593

90% of this board just waits for the torrent dude, you don't have to worry about them spending money on a ticket for anything.

>>86709046
They did the same win phasma and she turned out to be fucking useless too. The actress hyped her up so much too, I was really let down by it

>>86721203
>Abrams insisted he be changed to be black so they Rey would have a black love interest

Narr man. Abrams cast Boyega, telling the studio (who were interest in Jesse Plemons for the role) that he felt Boyega was the best choice, talent wise.
Then once that was done and Boyega was locked in, he turned around and started going on about too many whites in Star Wars and diversity.

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>>86721668
>>86721708
This board constantly bitches about ep7 being a rip-off of ep4, and now you're trying to convince me that copying ep4 even more would have made it better. Just admit that you'd rather have a shittier film, so you wouldn't have to look at Boyega's monkey face.

>>86721908

Not having to look at his primate monkey face would have made the film better regardless of plot changes.

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>>86721908

Judging by the ad campaign in China, marketing kinda feels that way as well.

>>86721851
Abrams is a dickhead, I'm pretty sure he wanted a black guy to get approval from George Lucas because he's married to a black woman and is a known leftist. Abrams that pushing diversity would give him a free pass for ripping off the originals. Apparently Disney exec weren't ok with it because it took Boyega 7 months of audition to finally get the role while Daisy Ridley was picked on the spot despite having zero acting skills. And don't tell me the diarrhea audition scene is what got her the role

>>86722057
>nigger dissapears

wtf I semi-love China now

>>86719919
but I live in Denmark tho

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>>86708673
Based

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Rose is the key to all of this

Fuck Kathleen Kennedy, I'm not going to even pirate this movie, Star Wars is finished until she is out.

The fucking MMO has a better story than these movies.

>>86710915

>teenager: the post

>chink gets blacked
>implying china is going to put up with that shit like whitey does
disney is finished

>>86716813
This may be the greatest thing ever written. thank you

>>86720350
How many times did they have to shoot this scene before they got it right? I'm imagining an assistant director referencing the top still while repositioning the two on the bottom.
>ok, now lean forward... more
>Too much.
>Boyega, turn your head slightly to the left. Your other left. Now turn your body to face the camera
>Somebody from Costume, fix his jacket, it's gotta be more open
>Kelly, wtf are you doing with your face?!
>It's always like that? sorry, never mind.
>Could Lights dial it up a bit? It's called poety, people. Not plagarism.

>>86717639
Kathleen Kennedy loves to self-insert

I don't get the ugly comments. As far as asians go she could look a lot worse. Rey is the same. They're both just really average.

>>86723634
Rey is a supermodel compared to this hambeast

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>>86716940
Wow, she's beautiful

>>86710079
That's being too generous. It's 2 at best.

>>86707926
> SNL skit

I'd say it's more MadTV tier.

>>86720492
White women are still the most desirable women worldwide. Why would they be threatened by women who have to bleach their skin and surgically alter their faces just to appear attractive?

>>86708333
>Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher weren't much to look at

>>86721392
Still better than black sidekick / comic relief. Im surprised blacks didn't chimp out at how they were represented in TFA.

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>>86711307
HIS NAME IS LUKE

>>86707688

Each one has a specific purpose in mind with an elaborate past, key for her character's emotional journey.

Clearly not some rubber a costumer designer threw on then to be sci fi clothing.

Will they ever explain how the galaxy got desexualized in those 30 years since ROTJ?
It's like sex/sexy is banned over there.

>>86707660
Lando Caloriessian

>>86713558
>>86713725
DUDE I remember that girl and I remember being a bit excited about seeing her in the new Star Wars. Fuck them for not including her, this sucks.
To know that Star Wars could have been at least a bit less shitty but they just have to ruin it in every possible way...

>>86724677
Fisher had a below average face on an average body.

>>86724997

kathleen kennedy is to blame

>>86711025
What episode of the Mario Bros cartoon is this?

>>86725091
>kathleen kennedy is to blame
Don't forget Kiri Hart and her Story Group of Talented Female Writers!

>>86707616
the faces, oh god the faces

>>86708904
I feel like she probably farts a lot too because she eats so much and it's probably weird asian food.

>>86707688
Turn her into something that isnt a poor attempt at getting the Chinese market.

>>86711025
HE LOOKA LIKE-A MAN

>>86717543
He's the only good actor in the cast

>>86721142
Nah Driver is best actor so far in new series.

>>86707616

How in the fuck can a young treacherous nigger be the leader of a fucking whole galactic organization?

>>86720812
underrated

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>>86721203
That concept art doesn't make them look like a couple at all? Finn is supposed to be Rey's best friend, like Han Solo to her Luke.

This is the romance.

>>86727813
Adam Driver is a pretty good actor, he got into Juliard for a reason.

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>>86721142
there are a lot more girls than you'd think that find adam attractive.

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>>86730737
If Reylo happens despite potential backlash from SJWs I will forgive Lucasfilm for everything.

>>86720233
Quite honestly, Bobby Lee is far more attractive than this girl.

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>>86722628
Buzz, your girlfriend...

>>86707688
Those are candy and breath mints. Everyone has them in SWU.

>>86709101
>t. Lando

>>86710759
It's never going to take off in China because the originals were never released there and every Star Wars product since RotJ has relied on nostalgia for the originals
Imagine how dumb Rogue One looked to people who'd never seen ANH

>>86730737
Finn and Rey were envisioned as a couple, but plans appear to have changed. Kylo was originally considerably older than Rey and Finn too.

>>86707616
So it's Empire Strikes Back?

>The resistance is so fucking small that a pilot and a grunt are become the leaders of it by the end of the film

Why do they insist on decreasing the scale of these "intergalactic" conflicts? I can understand it with the OT because of the limitations of special effects at the time, but are we really never going to see wars on the scale of the Clone Wars again?

>>86707809
i guess i have yellow fever because i want to fuck the shit out of her

>>86707616
i hope this movies bombs. it wont, but one can hope.

>>86734242
Because the Disney writers are dumber than a stick, they are copying the OT even where the OT was wrong. For example there's nothing on Tatooine in ANH, it's just a desert and small houses, it's obvious Lucas didn't have enough budget to build a city in the desert and his set had been destroyed by a storm once already.
JJ Abrams made Jakuu exactly like Tatooine a large desert with just a few structures, considering the $200 millions budget it's appalling. These guys are useless.

>>86719919
high school doesnt count

>>86721142
>The only decent looking actor is the Guatemalan
lol

>>86708906
They're rank identifiers, you mouth breather.

>>86722057
china is based

>>86707616
>Rose
>DJ
Were these characters from TFA?

>>86734242
>the opening scene of RotS will never be replicated in a star Wars film

Why even live

>>86707616
So they are actually going along with the remakes of original trilogy movies huh?? I thought it was just some bullshit they did for the first movie to play it safe and get them nostalgia dollars, but they are actually remaking each of the original movies... i won't be surprised if someone is frozen in carbonite by the end of this movie

>>86719919
that's a lie. my friend group is all Hispanics and one black guy. we don't have an inner circle white guy is because we're in New York and they're all wiggers.

>>86707660
Lmao. Disney doesn't give a fuck.

>>86734242
>>86734669
>>86734918
The new trilogy should've have had the New Republic facing off against a fairly powerful Imperial Remnant state. Not this stupid bullshit. Most of the First Order forces have already been wiped in the first movie in the trilogy. Ridiculous

>>86718545
>Breast

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>>86730737
I will lose my mind if reylo actually happens

>>86735091
As was the majority of the republics forces. Is it to much to ask to see large scale space-battleship combat again

>>86735287
Rey beat him in a duel, the guy lost his man card.
This romance makes no sense and will never happen. Also that retarded Kathleen kennedy said Kylo is in the midst and adolescent angst. Why did they pick a 35 years old guy to play an angsty teen? And honestly considering where he was and where Rey was, it's her that should be an angsty teen because doesn't even know who she is

>>86722087
Sucking JJ´s circumcised dick is what gave her the role

>>86724833
Have you ever met any Luke in your life?

>>86711200
>Lando is the kidn of hero who only gets celebrated after everyone's dead and the emotional tensions of the time are no longer there to taint analysis of his actions

but he got celebrated plenty in Return of the Jedi. they even made him a general!

>>86707616
who the fuck is DJ?

>>86711307
>Does anyone else hate when they use normal earthly names?

Luke
Uncle Owen
Ben

LUCAS IS A HACK! A HAAAAAAAACK!!!

>>86721203
Why is concept art literally always better than the final result?

>>86733930
>So it's Empire Strikes Back?

you really think they would do that? just copy and paste an older Star Wars movie?

>>86736728
kek

>>86721785
I wonder how butthurt they were when they forced Phasma in the marketing, trying to tout her as "the next Boba Fett", only for TR-8R to steal the spot.

>>86737179
Well they shouldn't have made Phasma a complete idiot who only cared about her own ass. I don't get how everyone was talking about how she was a female role model, even after the movie was released.
There's also no point for an action figure of her because the movie makes her look like someone who would always stay away from all the "action". The few comics I've read don't show her doing anything other than just standing there either.

>>86737355
>There's also no point for an action figure of her because the movie makes her look like someone who would always stay away from all the "action"
You could almost say the same thing about Boba Fett, and he's getting a movie in a few years. It doesn't matter how pathetic Phasma was, the design is cool so kids will buy it.

>>86717873
That already happened.

>>86718560
>Implying they won't
>Implying TLJ won't put them in a position for this and IX will solidify it

Rian Johnson said there was no full on romance in TLJ, even though he wanted there to be, because he couldn't get the characters into a position for it in one movie. Who else could it be that difficult for except Rey and Kylo? He could throw Rose and Finn and Finn and Rey together in two minutes.

>>86707726
DJ Qualls

>>86714848
TFA could have easily been a 7/10 were he the main character. He's not a sitcom or cartoon character like everyone else. He has an actual struggle to overcome and an actual personality that the audience can empathize with.

>>86738808
He basically is. The entire story revolves around him, in a way. He kicks off the whole plot of TFA and is the reason everyone is in the position they're in at the start of the series.

>>86737179
To be fair she fit the Boba Fett role very well

Do and say almost nothing and have a cool design and kids and fanboys will eat it up

I understand Boba is cool in the EU, but so many fans love him who only watched the movies where he does nothing

>>86738836
But we have to watch maRey Sue be the best at everything and everyone wanting to love her and be with her all the time for most of the film

>>86738852
Boba Fett was botched in the original because George Lucas was in a burnout after ESB and decided to end the saga with ROTJ instead of doing the next episode with Boba Fett as a prominent villain. That's why he's killed immediatley at the begining. These Disney movies are copying everything in the OT including things that could be fixed now that they have unlimited budget and no restriction in the number of episode. How can you be that much creatively bankrupt? They are scared to death of doing something new or even obviously better when they could. This company is run by complete hacks.

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>>86711313

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>>86732113
WOOF!

>>86707616
you assume anyone gives enough of a shit about modern Star Wars characters to know who "DJ" is?

>>86707616
ah yes, disney continuing the trend of making the ugliest characters the evil ones

>>86720953
I'm starting to think that is likely the case. Georgie Boy got tired of the fans shitting on him and sold it to the Mouse knowing full well that they'd shit on the fanbase.

>>86722104
>>86734770
>>86722057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY

>>86739772
Cast a more unattractive asian actress in hollywood

>All of those attractive Asian actresses
>they chose one who looks like they got those butt injections in the wrong cheeks

>>86740185
Honestly I can't think of any worse.