>its a Truman eats little caesars pizza for the 6th day in

>it's a Truman comes home at 2am on a Monday morning and masturbates to anal gape porn for 3 hours and then just goes straight to work without even showering

Even his friends are starting to worry about him now, it's not fun any more.

>>86706191
it's a truman faps several times a day to crossplay porn episode

>it's a Truman realizes the love of his life is gone and just feels like giving up episode

>It's a truman ties a noose made out of his sweater and tries to hang himself but the sweater breaks and he has to go to work in the freezing cold episode.

if you crisp it up in the toaster oven a little more than what you get it it's like ten times better.

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>it's a Truman periodically refreshes the catalog and ctrl Fs "simps" in order to find a new Sneed thread episode

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>its a truman researches suicide methods at 4AM episode while stroking his limp dick

>It's a Truman masturbates 4 times a day for 2 weeks straight episode while the audience cackles at the hilarious wind in the curtains.

>>86706191
>it's a truman buys a dildo and finds the pleasures of fucking himself silly like a good sissy episode

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>>86706638

>>86706191
>Its a Truman eats nothing but donut holes and plays Europa Universalis IV in the basement for two days straight episode.

>>86706638
>yfw chuck posting will never catchup

>>86706520
Thanks

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>its a Truman realizes that the only thing he has to a close friend left him after he asked her for sex episode

>its a Truman realizes he has no real friends, only people that tolerate him episode

How would the directors handle Truman being a murderer? Would they just catch him, or would they make the fake police solve the murder spree?

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>it's a Truman is ordering McNuggets at the drive through and says "McNiggers" by accident
did they go too far?

>>86707049
Assuming that all the other characters were just actors, I suspect it would be the end of the show.

>>86707073
>Giving up prison drama views
No way

>>86707071
You could had said what's up McNugguh.

>it's a Truman can't remember if he actually slept during that hard four hours he spent on the couch with a bag of popcorn episode

>>86706191
Why didn't they just do the show on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere instead of constructing a ridiculous af dome?

>>86706851
>it's a truman meets a sissy slut online and tries to erp with him :3

>>86706191
>It's a Truman's white nationalist digital alter-ego is getting increasingly violent and antisemitic while his wife keeps commenting on how she's never seen him this happy before episode

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>its a Truman rubs his 11 year old half hard pee pee on his dogs warm butthole to see what its like episode

>>86707049
>>86707137
>>86707073
>It's a Truman goes to prison and has to join a Neo-Nazi gang to keep himself from being raped by the BBC episode (only on the BBC network!)
>it's a Truman has to make a knife from a tooth brush to stab a Mexican who threatened to rob him of his ramen noodle ration episode.

>>86707137
It'd honestly be a question of who in LA is more powerful: The studio or the government

Hollywood studios flex their muscle a lot, but we never really have seen their limits. Come to thing about the whole concept sounds like a good idea for a movie.

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>>86706191
>its a Truman realises he's at his comfort zone and reached the peak inside his badly paid job and its too afraid to take a leap of faith into another company as long as they dont realise he's a huge hack episode

weird season

>it's a Truman is well liked by everyone but never has actual close relationships and ends every day forever alone episode

>>86707155
Truman did that not m-me ahah didnt you see that episode?

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>>86707233
>stab a Mexican who threatened to rob him of his ramen noodle ration episode

That made me laugh anon. That made me laugh hard for some reason

>>86707002
Wow. High school just came roaring back to me. Thanks for that, asshole.

>>86707227
>It's a Truman installs his own hidden cameras in the guest room and guest bathroom before his wife's sister comes to visit so that he can finally have some images of the goods to keep open in a separate window while he jerks off to her Facebook on his days off epsode

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>>86707002
Honest to god this actually my greatest fear in life.

>>86707071
Carano?

>>86707227
I've seen that episode before!

>>86707264
This is my current life.

>>86707264
>its a Truman sees a post on a website describing himself perfectly and becomes depressed again

>>86707264
>its truman never leaves his comfort zone therefore never truly experiences anything
nigger you sound like a bitch

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>>86707264
This thread is taking a dark personal turn and needs to stop

>>86707413
>>86707457
>>86707513
At least I'm not the only bitch. Comfort zone reinforced

>>86707049
>Truman's dad dying and his girlfriend vanishing drove him over the edge
>discovers he is on a set but feigns knowledge of it to keep up appearances
>Truman uses his knowledge to discover where the camera has blindspots and uses these to commit murders as a form of revenge
>after a while, extras start vanishing from the set
>the production staff eventually discover whats been going on
>have to wrestle between continuing the broadcast during Truman's manhunt and arrest, or pull the plug now because the experiment was a failure
>remainder of the films revolves around Truman going full Predator mode and slowly picking off the staff who are hunting for him

Would make a great movie.

>>86706831
>It's a Truman masturbates so frequently that a slow day is when he only tugs it twice while he writes off the cumstains on the carpet to his naive wive as "it's just the dog drooling, honey" and she actually buys it episode

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>it's a Truman fixes himself a tuna sandwich with some pickle spears on the side episode

>>86706191
trumanposting! my favorite r/4chan threads!!

>it's a Truman bumps his own meme thread pretending to be different posters and hoping to gain traction but everyone can see there's only 1 IP

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>It's a Truman truman posts episode

>>86707642
>it's a anon cannot read the bottom right hand corner of his screen indicating the number of unique IDs

>it's a truman realizes the seed of his depression is in his most happiest moments
>episode.
Ahaha what a great writing squad

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>it's a Truman writes to an escort to ask questions about an eventual meeting that he knows will never happen, he just wants to receive an email from someone

>>86707582
hahahahaha what the fuck kind of circus is Truman's life, he should clean the fucking semen out of his carpet are you joking that is DISGUSTING

>>86707642
>It's a Truman samefags his new threads with his phone, making sure to hit airplane mode for an IP address reset after each phonepost episode to keep adding unique ID's episode

>it's a Truman being proficient in his job that isn't completely boring, having plenty of free time and money and seemingly enjoying life but deep down having a sinking feeling that it will all fall apart one day episode

>>86707742
>Truman learns a new trick to shitpost with

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>>86707582
How many layers of cucked are you to have a wife and still masturbate constantly?

>it's a Truman ejaculates but instead of cleaning it up, he leaves it to fester in his underwear because he finds the sweaty/semeny smell erotic episode

>it's a Truman knows the steps needed to solve most of his problems but never acts on them and instead keeps engaging in familiar yet unsatisfying activities episode

Come on, just cancel it already. It's not going anywhere.

>>86706638
t. chuckold

>>86707201
Because that would change the whole point of the movie. It's suppose to draw emotion from people who basically never leave their bubble, with this specific case about a person who never left his childhood town.

>it's a Truman feels like shit for mooching off his 65 year old dad episode.

Truman doesn't deserve him but his dad just keeps on taking care of him anyway

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>it's a NEET truman weighs the pros and cons of fapping again or waiting a week and doing it high and drunk but falls asleep and does it anyway even though he can only get 70% hard, and that's with significant prostate stimulation, ends up regretting cumming and starts over episode

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>>86707785
fuck u

>>86707771
>It's a Truman still has great sex with his wife but like a man forced to eat his favorite meal every day, after 7 years of sex with the same woman he's honestly so bored with it that porn is the only thing standing between him and trying to fuck his wife's sister to pierce the monotony that he now associates with his unrelentingly decent sex life episode

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>>86707413
>>86707457
>>86707518
>It's a Truman deludes himself into thinking he's well liked because it's the only thing keeping the creeping darkness at bay episode

>>86707778
>it's a Truman sleeps in the same unwashed sheets he uses as a cum rag episode

He's fallen really low

>>86707830
>it's a Truman passes out drunk and wakes up pleasantly surprised by the sperm he saved last night episode

>it's a calle captcha episode

>>86707882
>it's a Truman needs his delusions to not call it quits and doesn't appreciate people breaking the immersion for him episode

The show could really use a love interest

>>86707785
>It's a Truman wrestles with the fact that some of the most blissful moments in his entire existence, on par with fucking a new girlfriend for the first time, are when he orders out a bunch of chinese food or street tacos, drinks himself incoherent at home and jerks off for hours on end with a good youtube music video mix playing on the chromecast in the background episode

>its a Truman looked at the eclipse for a tiny second and feels perfectly fine but can't stop worrying about whether or not he'll wake up blind tomorrow episode

>>86707951
>it's an avenida episode

>It's a Truman meets with his old high school buddies even if they have nothing in common anymore and all they can talk about are the same 10 years old anecdotes and running gags because it's still better than being alone episode

what /tv/ - Television & Film is this roleplaying from, sange?

>>86708018
Ow oof haha

>>86708026
This episode cliffhanger is going to have me up all night desu

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>its a truman closely monitors every thread about depression in the hope that an anonymous shitposter will type the magical sequence of words that will cause him to finally find happiness but he knows there is no saving from the bottomless pit at the core of his existence

haha

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>>86707978
>It's a Truman apologizes to a stranger on the internet because deep down he realizes he is in the same boat episode
That was weird. He knew he was going to be ridiculed but he did it anyway.

>>86707874
>it's a Truman says "fuck it" and just fucks his wife's sister episode
You'll thank me later anon. If I could, I'd fuck her for you but alas, no such luck.

>>86708074
If you never sleep, you won't go blind.

>>86708075
fuck you

>>86707724
>It's a Truman doesn't bother cleaning the ample quantities of semen out of his carpet because his Ikea PS 2014 rug was already sort of cum-colored to begin with, and he finds the idea of his wife's girlfriends walking barefoot over it when they come over for drinks to be kinda hot, desu, but he knows deep down that he should probably rent a rug doctor sooner rather than later episode

>>86708075
>it's a Truman watches a bunch of ironic depression larping millenials trivialize the horror he faces every day when he gets out of bed
There's nothing funny about it.

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>>86707874
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW BAD IT IS FOR THE REST OF US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S GOOD AND LOVING, YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S SEX PERIOD

>it's a Truman sleeps with several different women and still can't orgasm without using his hands episode

>>86708114
>it's a Truman thinks he is the only person in the world with depression and his way of coping is the only possible one episode

>>86708054
Get the FUCK out

>>86706753
>>86707002
>>86707264
>>86707513
>>86707785
>>86707817
delet these please, thank you

>it's a Truman wondered if his exgirlfriend thinks about him as much as he thinks about her episode

>>86708098
i-is that how it works...?

>>86708081
>It's a Truman has known for a while that his wife's little sister has at least a bit of a thing for him as she's always flirty with him and her hugs always last a little TOO long, and while he knows that she's still a virgin at 23 and while he'd love to break her fembot streak and show her the love that she deserves, he also knows that popping his wife's little sister's cherry is a fantastic way to end up with his wife magdumping his beloved Vepr 12 into him episode

>>86708114
>>86708149
>it's a truman encounters a bunch of whiners who don't know how to have a good morning good afternoon good evening or a good night episode

>It's a Truman thinks he is good enough to positively affect his field of interest and his peers and mentor agree, but he chickens out because "What if I'm wrong?" episode.

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>>86708042
fuck my high school friends are my only friends left

>>86708076
>it's a Truman forgives a stranger on the internet because he says the same things to himself episode

>>86706906
Skip?

>It's a Truman creates a fake facebook profile to see what his former friends are up to episode

>it's a Truman hates other people to hide the fact he hates himself episode

>>86708137
>It's a Truman honestly feels that after all the years, sex is one of the most overrated things on the planet, because no woman has ever managed to make him feel as good as he can make himself feel episode

>>86708042
damn

>it's a truman drinks a 750 before going out to a restaurant with his family and breaks down sobbing in the middle of the meal due to his rapidly building death anxiety

>it's a Truman bought another lemon and still hasn't found a job episode
ONCE I GET THEM RUNNING I'LL SELL THEM FOR MILLIONS

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At this point the thread is becoming genuinely fucking sad.

>>86708114
>it's a Truman takes himself too seriously to realize the value in gallows humor episode

Gee they seem to have taken the show in an edgier direction

What the fuck is wrong with you, faggots? The projection in this thread is so fucking palpable. Seek Jesus, honestly.

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>They make a truman show with me
>I adamantly refuse to be anything other than a neet
>No one watches the show and they lose out on a trillion dollars

>>86708314
>It's a Truman used to fear death to the point of crippling panic attacks and anxious/depressive episodes but after the death of his little brother at age 18 no longer has any fear of it whatsoever because hey, if he had to go through it, than so can Truman, too episode

>>86708224
I know that feel. The only thing stopping me from sleeping with 3 different women, is losing 3 irreplaceable sports cars

>it's a Truman takes a massive, rock hard shit, and gets a boner episode

>>86708362
What? We're talking about a show here. Look at the board you're on. Maybe go watch it.

>>86708376
>And then they release the EMP

>>86708301
>it's a Truman worries that his masturbation ability combined with endless pornography will push him further into narcissism and away from people

>>86708376
>they make a truman show with me
>all my social interactions are online
>most of my hobbies include looking at a page or a screen
>single
>can't even get off on watching me masturbate because I almost always masturbate under the covers
>trillions of dollars lost

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>it's a Truman tries desperately to hold on to his hopes and dreams but the nagging part in the back of his brain knows he'll never make them come true episode

>it's a Truman has a subpar orgasm after edging to bestiality and watersports for 6 hours episode

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>>86708314
holy fuck I know this feel. I really hope we're gonna make it.

>it's a Truman can only deal with the monotony of his sham day to day existence by completely bombarding himself with information overload at every minute of the day so much so that he's started listening to audiobooks of woodworking just to hear someone's voice episode

I actually like wood working so this episode seems interesting.

>>86706281
>>86706753
>>86706831
>>86707071
>>86707513
>>86707457
>>86707642
>>86707714
>>86708075
>>86708314
>>86708475
>it's a Truman becomes so self-indulgent he can't even specify that it's an episode episode

They're really stretching for plotlines

>>86708582
If I turn that audiobook off, will you die?

>It's a truman tries to do nofap in a desperate attempt to help fix his life and ends up having an incredibly real feeling dream where he peeks on his mom in the shower and wakes up while pissing semen into his boxers episode

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>>86708643
It would be extremely pineful

>It's a Truman decides to turn his life around and do the right thing starting with findng a job but then he sees that funny thread on /tv/ and thinks that just one look won't hurt only to do the exact same thing for months episode

>>86706520
>It's a Truman visits a Croatian Catamaran image board and posts in the wrong thread episode

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>It's a truman desperately reaches out to strangers online through shitposts and innuendo on an anonymous imageboard, trying to glean some semblance of meaning for himself, knowing full well it's the type of thing which might form actual bonds with those he loves if he wasn't such a coward and actually allowed himself to be honest with other people, let alone himself episode
I hate this shit. The problem is so obvious and relatively easy to fix that everyone can see it and yet the character does fucking nothing about it. So unrealistic. No one can be that fucking ignorant.

>>86708409
>It's a Truman recently decided to switch careers from medicine towards becoming an airline pilot, and one of the biggest attractions, aside from the money, the free travel, and the whole "Truman gets to fly planes for a living" is the prospect of being able to have a hot one-night stand with that sweet, girl-next-door looking waitress from the Texas Roadhouse across the parking lot from the Holiday Inn Express somewhere halfway across the country while his wife will never be the wiser episode

>it's a Truman is so upset at himself that he spends several hours maxing out the post timer by insulting everyone and everything in the rudest way possible in the /int/ general for his country even though (or perhaps because) he has an exam tomorrow that decides if he can start his masters degree and he gets so upset that he starts hyperventilating and has to have a lie down to get rid of the tingly sensation episode

>>86708703
>it's a Truman gets confused when people respond to the OP without quoting them episode

>it's a Truman wonders if Yoda could beat Master Roshi instead of looking for work episode
These build a lot of tension, surely something great is coming

>>86706191
>it's a Truman jerks off into his sock and he names it the dreamcatcher episode.

>>86708475
>It's a Truman's decades-long addiction to porn and masturbation has left him with Sting-like endurance in bed, able to remain erect for hours on end and cum 3-4 times in a row, while simultaneously destroying any appeal that real sex ever had, so he only cares about masturbating anyways episode

>>86708640
It an I check every reply to the first 30 posts thinking it will ad to the joke but it's just some asshole linking every post but adds nothing of interest post.

>it's a Truman lost his friends and work ethic after high school so he ended up failing out of college and now lives with his parents watching his old friends move their way up in the world meanwhile Truman doesn't even have a job because he's so afraid of failure at this point that he can't bear the thought of fucking up while other people are depending on him, made worse by the fact that he looks around and sees people dealing with failure and stress every day in such a way that he is seemingly incapable, so he just sits in his room half-heartedly pursuing his few artistic hobbies knowing full well that he isn't connected, talented, or ambitious enough to make a living off them so he instead wastes his youth as he has his whole life reaching out to strangers on image boards and feeling genuine glee at the few brief positive anonymous interactions he has with them because he's so socially crippled at this point that even talking to someone on discord is daunting, all overshadowed by the fact that he's turning 20 in seven days and he cannot stop thinking about how he literally wasted his teen years doing absolutely fuck all because he's too afraid to leave his comfort zone episode

I'm getting sick of this dumb show.

>it's a Truman convinces himself that self-hatred is somehow an adequate response to his issues so that he can keep up his negative habits and not have to work to change anything episode

They could at least put him in a perspective altering accident.

>it's a Truman posts at least 2 threads about Sigourney Weaver a day for 3 solid months episode
Sorry to break the mood for a second but I wanted to apologize to you lads

>>86708833
This but 30.

>>86708833
This was poignant until you got to the part where you're still an infant, come back in 25 years you colossal drama queen

>>86708833
>It's a Truman reads a sad story that he can relate to until the author reveals that he is only 19, and as such has 7 more years than Truman to turn his life around and make great decisions meaning this author is anything but a lost cause episode.

>it's a Truman is even afraid of reaching out to people online and spends his time on anonymous boards because he can't fail anyone directly there episode

>>86708212
probably not

>>86708833
Literally me, except I turn 21 in 8 days.

>>86708282
How do you do this

>>86706851
>it's a truman gets really drunk while playing skyrim with mods turning it into a borderline h-game and wears his gfs panties while she's at work, orders a cheap dildo, regrets it, and then no longer regrets it after using it for the first time episode

>>86709055
If you're too stupid to make a second facebook account then... wew

>>86708975
>>86708973
lol 20
yeah but still delet

>>86706281
>jacking off
>going out without showering afterwards
you're going to have a bad time

>it's a Truman only shitposts because he is insecure about how strangers on the internet will perceive him and his true opinions

>>86709062
>it's a Truman isn't disgusted by the smell of his used dildo episode

>>86708973
>>86708975
>>86708991
>>86709031
I know I'm an infant, I just hate that I wasted my teen years. Also
>implying I won't be dead by 30
absolutely ridiculous

>>86709168
Your 20's can be an extension of the teen years these days, m8. You have time.

>it's a truman has a manic episode episode
>it's a truman smashes his television, pc and computer monitors with a baseball bat episode
>it's a truman believes aliens are monitoring his progress episode
>it's a truman gains 30 pounds on bipolar meds episode
>it's a truman is stuck in retail hell at the age of 28 episode

>it's a Truman doesn't even make new friends online and wonders how he could ever do it in real life when he can't get past his fear of messing it up or seeming weird episode

>>86708226
>It's a Truman wins the Truman Show thread Truman Show episode of the Truman Show

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>it's a Truman can't speak openly about his life without some irony as a mask episode

>>86708767
>mfw it's a Truman feels sheepish when someone on a Nigerian Knitting board points out something that should have been obvious to him episode

>>86709205
you're probably right

>>86709157
>it's a truman only uses his dildo and fleshlight in the shower with strawberry scented lube and meticulously cleans it afterward episode
His increasing ability to use the two in tandem in impressive, he seems happy he got a dildo with a suction cup

>>86709235
this sounds kind of fun

>>86709078
I mean how do you socially engineer an account that is believable enough to get someone to accept a friend request

>>86706638
>its a truman searches the catalog for straight shota because he is too scared to search for it elsewhere and be put on a list episode

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>yfw it's a Truman switched jobs to a kindergarten teacher, and secretly built trust amongst the kids without the cameras realizing what was going on and what exactly he was teaching them and flipped a switch and had all the children murder all the parents and adults in town overnight and established a pedo fueled anarchic kingdom with True Man as it's leader as the US government scrambles to act and infiltrate the dome without Truman having all the kids drink koolaid and die season finale

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>>86708362

>>86709469
>Socially engineer
Just put a picture of the opposite sex

>it's a Truman feels slight happiness when other people relate to his shitposts but then gets sad that this is what he spends his time doing episode

>>86709104
Is this true? I mean, I don't think I've ever gone out after fapping but before taking a shower, but honestly it never seemed like an issue to me. It's not like I'm getting cum all over my pubes.

>It's a Truman's family has fallen apart in front of his eyes and he realises he has absolutely no power over the structure of his life. So he wastes away in his room drinking iced coffee, staying up 40 hours at a time and jacking off.

>>86709529
But what if I want to add female friends?

>>86709605
Put a picture of the opposite sex to the person you are trying to add obviously. Jesus.

>>86708376
people would unironically watch that

Damn, /tv/. I thought you were happier judging by the funny shit you always write.

I can relate to your stuff but I'm to busy to feel depressing stuff. If it's any consolation, you make my days better. Sorry if I did sound too reddit.

>>86707714
loved how human they made him in that season

>it's a Truman starts obsessively reading philosophy and /lit/-core shit ever since he broke up with his redheaded philosophy major gf 8 months ago
this story arc has gone on for way too long

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>it's a Truman's written a suicide note and is loading his shotgun only for his buddy to show up with a six-pack of Bud® Light™ episode

Guys I think this show might be horrifying psychological torture.

Oh well, funny stuff

>>86709684
you do, you are.

>it's a Truman 'works from home', eats $16 of Burger King and passes out after swearing this week would be different episode

>it's a Truman's psychiatrist asks him to stop jacking off 3x a day and insists that will rebalance his libido and make him interested in having real sex with his girlfriend again episode

man, that arc where Truman jacked off 100 times in a single month while subtly rejecting sex from his girlfriend every few days was really interesting, i wonder how long she'll put up with his bullshit before she moves on or starts cheating on him

>>86707071
i feel like this is something Sam Hyde has done

>it's a Truman's life gets way better when he chooses to just enjoy it and not obsess over everything he does wrong episode

>>86709768
>it's a Truman reads a "just try being happy" post on the internet and laughs and looks directly into the camera and rolls his eyes and makes a jack off motion episode

>>86709684
>He's too young to realize the people with the most amusing observations and jokes are usually the saddest inside

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>it's a truman wants to shitpost in a truman thread to vent and feel slightly better about his shitty life but knows that it would take too many words to properly explain and that no one would truly understand anyways so he just writes some pointless nonsense episode

>>86708806
literally me

>it's a Truman makes a post on internet and keeps refreshing the screen in shame for minutes because some strangers giving attention to his message are the biggest satisfaction he's gonna have that day

>>86709845
>It's a Truman makes a blatantly obvious demonstration of why he is unhappy but ironically fails to realize it himself episode

>>86709768
seems like that'd just make you fuck up more which would make you unhappier in the long term

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>>86709898

>>86708806
God damn I want that power

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>it's a trumans opens a thread and reads a couple funny posts and a two hundred "self loathing masqueraded by irony" posts and gets increasingly upset at people who blogpost on an anime imageboard episode

>>86709845
>it's a Truman thinks that reality isn't just perception and is so far removed from himself that he can't choose his own perceptions of things episode

>>86709926
>it's a Truman doesn't understand what depression is and gives bad advice on the internet episode

someone should really take away his internet access until he opens a book and learns about mental illnesses

>it's a Truman has spent so long alone inside he can't think clearly anymore episode
there's no joke or irony here

>>86708786
yoda would stomp him

>>86709898
>It's a truman is too retarded to realize threads have an auto update option episode

>It's a Truman fingers his asshole while imagining how much of a naughty cockslut he is episode

>>86709945
>it's a Truman realises he resents other people sharing parts of their lives unprompted because he himself is too afraid to share

>You will never have a TV producer invested in your life getting ratings who will force interesting things like friends and a love interest on you without you ever knowing

>>86709995
you got the point, nitpicking faggot

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>>86709981
>It's a Truman uses self diagnosed mental illness as a crutch for his failures episode

>>86710012
>episode

>>86707771

t. Forever alone frog

>>86709927
>it's a Truman has learned to enjoy all of his emotions and isn't a hedonist episode

>>86710027
>It's a truman unironically gets triggered in a shitposting thread on 4chan episode

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>>86709852
you know it brotha

>>86710022
wtf I hate Truman now

>it's a Truman masturbates to incest JOI and ignores his mother's phonecalls episode

>its a Truman realizes it's 2017 which means he dated his high school crush ten (10) years ago which means the last time he was happy or felt any emotions was ten (10) years ago episode

>>86710012
>it's a truman isn't a cancerous redditor who thinks he is cool and brave for acting like a teenage girl on facebook episode

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>>86710094
how can u be lonely when u have frens?

>>86710075
how could you possibly enjoy shame, embarrassment or regret. that's masochism

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>its a Truman's last shreds of happiness are destroyed when his favorite NFL team moves to LA for no good reason and he realizes capitalism was a fucking mistake episode

>>86710129
>it's a Truman's ego defenses kick in episode

You guys know on the actual Truman show he could never bee a pathetic neet failure, the producers would subtly push him into doing shit. even if he just gave up and refused to leave the house the director would have an actress break into his window and rape/kidnap him and do this repeatedly until he learns to accept it and eventually comes to love his sadistic mistress

>it's a Truman realizes he has lost the entire day shitposting about a TV show he doesn't even like

>It's a Truman jerks off his dog, fondling the knot and feeling an intense sense of envy as it swells in his hand episode

>>86710105
>it's a truman finally gets bored of the good JOIs he's found on porn sites and actually pays for them only to be massively disappointed episode

when will he learn? this season is getting old

>>86710058
>it's a someone points out one of Truman's minor mistakes and it throws him off chapter

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>Its a Truman faps to traps while posting tips on how to save the white race episode

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>>86710146
thanks frog buddy

>it's a Truman thinks he can use depression as an excuse and never tries to do anything about it instead of viewing it like the obstacle it is and focusing on playing his hand instead of whining about the cards he was dealt episode

Where is the character development?

>it's a "truman is nervous about starting Uni next week and is coping by lashing out at people" episode

Hopefully things will be ok

>it's a Truman has a different opinion but never express it and just follow the crowd because he's terrified of being on the spotlight because of that

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>>86708042
>it's a truman just started getting invited to parties with his high school friends but he never got invited to them back in high school
He doesn't even know what to do at them, or why he's invited, or why he even agrees to go. Not really sure where they're taking this plot.

>>86710176
Maybe I should say benefit from and appreciate rather than enjoy. Why do you think we have those emotions? Just to feel shitty about?

Evolution has given us the tools to realize when we need to take action, and that's a valuable thing. If someone never felt shame they could never improve. There's a line where it's too much, but that isn't solved by hating the feeling. It's by doing enough that there isn't anymore reason to feel it.

Also cringe humor is the shit.

>it's a Truman has always thought he was part of a Truman Show reality and worries he might be falling to psychosis and schizophrenia found in his close relatives, then an anon links this article https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truman_Show_delusion and can't tell if it proves his theory or makes him crazier

That was a very meta episode

>Its a truman sits at home realizing its been over 10 years since he had friends back at high school, and now he sits alone in his shitty neet apt and this is his peak experience in life.

>its a Truman is too conservative to be a democrat and too liberal to be a republican episode

>>86710090
>it's a Truman replies every post directed at him even if nothing matters and he doesn't have anything to say just for the joy of a flow of (You)s coming at him

>>86710427
>it's a Truman had this as a teenager but he just chalked it up to his latent narcissism and it didn't really worry him episode

>>86710307
>It's a Truman is hurting deep inside and just wants a friend to hold him, but he has just enough shriveled spite at the world he feels alienated by to mask it by sarcastically referencing a pop culture icon episode

Haha, looks like another season of reruns amirite

>its a Truman makes up his own theme music episode
>True Man
>aaaaAAAAAAHHHaaaaaaa
>Fighter of the False Man

>>86708376

WTF bros literally "Nothing Happens" the show. Why the hell do I watch it every week? Anon is probably going to browse 4chan and google special hobbies again....

also the anon show general

>>86710252
>>86710290
>>86710307
>>86710427
>>86710476
>>86710479
>it's an "anon takes the blog thread too literally and doesn't know that you can't know what Truman is thinking at any given moment in the show, so you can only post his actions and infer from there" post

>>86710476
>>86710479
>>86710480
>>86710481
>it's a Truman sees a bunch of single-sentence posts that might not get (you)s so he replies to them, hoping it will do something to keep his mind off of the pounding dread in his thoughts episode

>>86710613
>>86710664
>it's a truman mega-reply coincidence episode
worst kind

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>>86710290
If you're starting an undergrad degree, you have nothing to worry about. Just put in the time and effort to learn what you don't know and you'll do fine. It's the people that just shut down and don't do anything that flunk out or fail classes.

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>>86710613
>It's a Truman tries to police memes online, forgetting that they are just a stream of consciousness pile of shit vomited out in the spur of the moment for individual amusement and attempted distraction from crippling depression, making himself look like a tryhard 12 year old from 9gag episode

>>86710613
I am getting tired of these filler episodes

>>86708711

>it's a Truman tells himself he just lacks motivation to meet people and to be social, but knows he's already tried this several times over several years he genuinely is not funny, has an uncomfortable personality, and hates being away from his safespace even though loneliness drives him to cry himself to sleep each night

Season 33 might be my last season of this shit

>>86710613
>it's an anon is too pleb to get things about the characters if they aren't expressed on clear dialogues that his simple mind can get episode

I hate that episode because it summarizes too well why we can't have good TV/cinema

>>86708362

> it's a Truman's first day on the internet episode and he is angry and confused by everything he sees.

they aired this one in the summer originally, now they play it every week without fail.

>>86710730
>it's an anon's laziness leads to the death of a truly funny joke episode
reruns

>it's a Truman sniffs asbestos in hopes of getting cancer

>>86708724

yeah but in that episode, the planes always "break down on the runway" and he never ends up actually leaving his comfy suburb.

you'd think he'd have figured it out by now.

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>>86710859
>truly funny joke

>>86710698

Send it to [email protected]. They'll make his therapist say it to him.

>>86708833
>only 20
Laughing my ass off mate. Laughing my ass off.

>>86710889

You missed this past season, they upped the budget. They rock the plane and the windshield becomes a simulator making him think he's flying but really they just change the set while he sits in a model airplane.

>>86709478
I find myself rewatching this episode a lot lately

>it's a Truman murders his next door neighbor and everyone has to pretend they don't know episode

>it's a "Truman stumbles across an especially cute girl while looking for fap material so he jerks off into a tissue instead of into the toilet to maintain some level of her purity" episode

>>86708833

>it's a Truman remembers thinking his life was over and he had hit rock bottom and was ready to kill himself when he was 20 and here he is now 10 years later and he somehow feels even more hopeless and regrets his time spent regretting his time spent while imagining himself feeling sadder and lonelier in 10 years envying his 30s until he passes away without making anyone miss him

i only watched that one once, never again

>>86706481
the wardrobe department really sucks if they have only one sweater.

>it's a Truman starts to view his pathetic behavior as hilarious in an absurdist way instead of problematic and does nothing to change it because its part of the character he sees himself in his head as now episode

>it's a Truman look at his peers and realizes he's done nothing episode

>>86709469
Just be yourself, but mirrored.

>>86710613

>It's an Truman thinks he got a (You) for telling his true fears in a Truman Show thread, but it's actually just s shitty mega reply and now his posts will be ignored episode

That one character is a real fuckhead

>it's a truman is legitimately attractive and generally well liked but obsesses over asymmetries in his muscles that no one else has ever pointed out to him to the point where he considers suicide to escape the mental stress and dissatisfaction with himself episode
>it's a truman realizes he has a boring personality/life, terminal shit taste and a lack of any unique skills and thus has nothing to fall back on in the event that he is unable to fix his body episode
>it's a truman realizes that even if he found a girl who didn't care about something relatively minimal things like muscle asymmetry he would never be able to get over it or his other flaws and eventually ruin the relationship episode
>it's a truman realizes his problems are inane compared to those of others and can't tell people who ask why he's so depressed or why he doesn't have a gf because they don't justify his ridiculous levels of anxiety in the minds of normal, non-neurotic people episode
>it's a truman desperately wants someone to understand just how distressed his minor problems make him but is afraid to talk about them as whoever hears his explanations would realize he's insane so he just acts out occasionally or makes dramatic statements under the guise of simple morbid humor episode
>it's a truman gets mocked online for having the thought processes of a teenage girl episode

>>86706191

>It's a Truman can't cope with the pressure of his new job and keeps waitinv for the shoe to drop episode.

I never thought a half season arc was a good idea but I'm not of fan of where the plot is headed and would rather they cut it early than let it go on to its logical conclusion.

>that arc where truman keeps fucking dudes despite not being attracted to men and being disgusted with himself afterwords every time without fail but keeps doing it because of the convenience and his fear and hated of women

>>86709478
>it's a Truman reposts the picture of Cate Blanchett kissing her son episode
My favorite.

>>86707874
Change wife for gf and this is me, but fuck, I'm getting some pussy tomorrow after work, I can't take this anymore

>>86711545
Sounds like truman has jew tier neurosis. Not really much you can do: try not to be so retarded and eat less msg (impossible) I dunno.

>>86711545
It sounds like Truman has wayyyyy too comfortable of a life.

I prescribe some poverty and manual labor.

>>86711773

>change wife for gf

>>86711632
It's a homo Truman lying to himself episode.

>It's a Truman realizes he's a loser cause he dropped out of cullege but his friends from school with their fancy diplomas still make less than him episode.
>It's a Truman's parents resent him for being a droput but he's still pretty well off episode.
>It's a Truman should probably stop hating himself but he cant epusode

>>86711806
>tfw my dad is a jew

why are my people this way?

>>86711855
but then i would just be depressed about being poor instead

>it's a Truman forgets to change the anime girl wallpaper on his phone before he gets to class, and the girl that sits next to him sees it when she's sitting down and they have to work together on an assignment so he's self-conscious the whole time episode

>its a truman suddenly starts imagining all the girls in his class getting fucked when hes in class with them episode

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>>86710028
lmao. that got me.

>>86711877
I have a gf, not a wife is what I meant

>>86711948
jews are neurotic because they are very smart but also inbred

>>86711948
It's genetically determined neurotransmitter makeup so jewish inbreeding and maybe race mixing with euro traits caused it.

>>86712012
IIRC jew avg iq actually not very high for anything but verbal IQ as one might expect

>>86711948
My dad is a jew too, and I'm nothing like you half a tard and your OCD semi-homo muscle asymmetry desu.

Get a fucking job or some real problems and stop acting like a little bitch.

>>86712121
you leave /ourkike/ alone you nasty jew

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>>86712012
>tfw to intelligent to not be a retard

>>86712121
>enter idiot jew proving my point right on queue

>more than half of these posts are /pol/ users

Really activates my marbles

>>86712173
it's almost like all the non reddit /tv/ posters are also on /pol/

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Man, fuck this thread. I have enough on my plate already.

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>>86712173
>It's a Truman takes a job grinding out shekels shill posting episode

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>>86712173

>>86707692
This is actually great insight, thanks anon.

>>86712121
job made it worse

also fuck you

but your advice is sound

>>86712173
Marbles is a white supremacist phrase now, why do you use it?

>>86708054

The Truman Show (1998) starring Jim Carrey

>>86707874
I've found the woman I want to spend the restof my life with and this scares the shit out of me. It seems unavoidable.

>>86706906
this sounds comfy as fuck. although id replace the food with something healthy and make sure to drink plenty of water

>>86712344
Because I'm a white supremacist

>>86712318
Let me guess you live atyour parents house, for free, which conveniently gives you more than enough time to obsess over bullshit like muscle asymmetry as a way of deflecting from the actual issues you need to work on.

You sound spoiled and weak.

>those episodes where truman comes in to work on monday and his voice sounds weak because the didn't speak to anyone or use his voice at all during the weekend
every time

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>it's a truman has to shower after taking a shit because his arse is so hairy, shit gets caked in there and it's impossible to wipe out episode.

>>86708224
> virgin at 23

What the fuck, why? That's not normal, where are you from anon? That sounds like trouble.

>>86712721
pretty sure my sisters weren't far off from that or older

>It's a Truman browse Amazon looking for realistic dildos knowing full well he neither has the money for such frivolous shit nor the boldness to actually order a fake penis behind his gf's back, so he sits here with a hard dick, worried about his sexuality, wondering what will be the next step in his sexual degeneracy episode

>>86710613
>its a Truman puts an ice cream cone on his head and pretends he's the meme police and wee woo wee woos himself into another thread so he can apprehend meme criminals who are practicing incorrect meme usage episode

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>>86707071

>>86708814
There's nothing wrong with linking multiple posts.

>>86713075
>it's a truman experiences vivid murder fantasies merely from reading a post on the internet episode

>It's a truman lies naked on the floor listening to music very loudly for a full 2 days without moving episodes

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>It's a Truman is sick of life but is living too comfortably at the moment to have the constitution for suicide and is one tragedy away from cutting his wrists in a warm bath episode

>>86712438
>you sound spoiled and weak

this isn't news to me

>as a way of deflecting from the actual issues you need to work on

no this is legitimately what is bothering me, for better or for worse i wouldn't really give a shit about my other personality flaws if this physical one was fixed

if it was just some upper body shit (although i have that too) it'd be easier to forget about but part of the asymmetry stems from a knee injury i had a while back and now even tho there's no pain anymore literally every step i take i can feel a huge difference, i try to forget about it and tell myself it's no big deal but it still builds up over time and i end up having some autistic meltdown

but i don't think i'm going to be able to fix it, how can i just stop being a little bitch if i am one? other than having some much worse shit happen to me like losing an arm or family member or something

do i just keep telling myself it doesn't matter and hope that it actually won't some day?

>>86713312
You sound like your entering into Eliot Rodger-tier delusions anon.

>>86713380
i'm aware that i am being very melodramatic about something that doesn't matter to most people but it's still a reality, how are they delusions? or do you mean the deflecting thing?

i wonder if my autism is especially strong, i totally thought my post would get ignored

>>86713312
it sounds like ocd, if it is: I have mild ocd and I find that if i 'cure' myself by 'overriding' the compulsive behavior I just end up with a new one forming later. So perhaps you could artificially worry about something else that wouldn't be as problematic thus removing the original compulsive worry.

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>>86710221

>>86713495
hmmm this is some good insight, thanks

i don't know what else i can find in my current life that can trump this though

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>>86708833
I hate when the writers build up an interesting plot but then ruin it by revealing that the character whose problems we're getting invested in is a kid who was 2 years old when 9/11 happened and got a smartphone when he was 7.

>>86713606
like I said assuming it's ocd, I'm not sure it matters any compulsive behavior may suffice.

>it's a Truman arrives too late at the Truman show thread and has to wait between a week and a month for the next one so he can share his insecurities with anonymous people that don't particularly care about what he has to say episode

>>86709104
>t. hippo who sweats profusely and almost had a heart attack just by jerking off

I wish Truman fanbase would learn to do some basic physical fitness and realize that it instantly improves your self esteem, appetite, mood, and relationships

>Its truman regulary farts in his hotel room which makes his friend go through a bitch fit episode

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>>86713659
things could be worse

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>>86710427
i live a very meta life as well

>>86707560
That's the modern remake

>>86713728
you end up smelling like cum, silly

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DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD

>>86706191
>it's a Truman fantasizes about a societal collapse episode

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It's a truman has sex with his best friends 16 year old sister and can never ever tell anyone he ever did it, and then she keeps trying to start a relationship with him knowing full well the consequences but he doesn't have the heart to tell her that the relationship isn't feasible so he keeps taking her out to dates and fucking her every time fully knowledgeable about the fact that this is only making the situation worse and if he keeps this up instead of tearing the bandaid off now, he will get caught and murdered by his friend's family.

I really wish the writers would end this character arc desu senpai