Was there ever a more intelligent, resourceful and overall man's

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>>86701092
nu-males take notes

>>86701092
how do I grow a beard like him?

>>86701092

He WAS the thing

Every single one of his ideas gets people killed and proves his innocense while he is the only character to have torn clothing with his name on it and somehow found his way back in a blizzard in Antartica with no line

>>86702715
Genetics
>>86702823
It was his idea not to split up, he was the first one that suspected everyone can be The Thing. He came up with the test, and when it was the time to blow everything the fuck up, that's exactly what he did.

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He comes second only to Dutch.

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>>86704014
*burns the whole jungle down*

But Arnold was based

>>86702823

Blair visited his shack when MacReady wasn't there. He even mentions the light being left on.

>>86701092
>intelligent

>Okay, I'm trying to find out which of these guys can turn into monstrous abomination at will, I'd better tie three of them together on the same couch

Dumbass couldn't even beat the computer at chess

>>86702672
i dunno about the beard thing.its the ne things besides a dick women can never have. im proud of mine

>>86702672
you realize that when nu-males grow their disgusting beards they are trying to emulate people like Kurt Russell, right? They just have no self awareness

>>86701092
early 90s
>at my dad's studio
>doorbell rings
>dad opens
>it's Kurt Russell
>apparently a mutual friend of Kurt and my dad recommended that Kurt dropped by my dad's studio since Kurt didn't know anyone in the European city we're from and he had to be there for a couple of days
>spend the rest of the evening talking to Kurt Russell
>he mainly has a lot of regrets
>says he regrets most of the roles he got, and regrets all the major roles he didn't get even more
>he regrets cheating on so many women
>tells me that I should never cheat since "the desire to cheat will never be as great as the desire to not have cheated"
>go to bed
>the next day Kurt Russell is gone
If it weren't for my dad bringing this strange evening up a couple of times I would've thought it was a dream. Kurt was one of the nicest people I've ever met.

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>>86704517
I hope this is real

>>86704517
>says he regrets most of the roles he got, and regrets all the major roles he didn't get even more
To be fair, he did a few too many John Carpenter movies.

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>>86704517

>mfw punished Kurt

>>86704517
He's the only good thing about GOTG 2
Please don't tell me this is a pasta

>>86704311
>sleep deprived and drunk

>>86704654
I posted it before, but it's my story.

>>86704604
Basically (even though I personally like most of them). Also, I think he was salty about not getting the Luke Skywalker part.

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>>86704654
Just watched is two days ago, felt like he didn't even try. Unlike pic related.

>>86704744
I thought he auditioned for Han Solo.

>>86704928
Could be. I just remember it being Star Wars so I guessed Luke. Han makes much more sense t b h.

the guy from the conjuring

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>>86704402
thanks for reminding me to shave my genes' feeble attempt at making me look like a man

>>86708025
Protip: 70% of growing a beard is patience and consistent trimming. You'd be surprised how full a beard looks when it's been trimmed to a consistent length.