>First day of film school >Teacher asks each student to

Citizen Kane
12 Angry Men
The Boondock Saints

Predator, 2001, Possession

Barcelona
The Last Days of Disco
Metropolitan

>>86696874
>The Rape of Nankun
>Bloody Spinal Chord
>The Damned Call For Heaven

See if anyone, including the teacher, has the guts to say they've never of them

The bad seed
Badlands
Lolita

I wouldn't be in that class because I'm not retarded

Doctor Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and The Bridge On The River Kwai

True Stories
Inland Empire
The Fly

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Pulp Fiction, Fight Club and Inception

Clean, Shaven
Dr. Strangelove
Love & Death

>>86696874
Moon (1994)
CIA vs BANE
12 years of Boyhood

>>86696874
Ghostbusters (2016)
Wonderwoman
IronMan

>>86696874
The Fly
Caddyshack
Blind Date
>where can I get my diploma?

>>86696874
I say transformers 1 through 5

>>86697035
I wish I would have used to be like you, anon, I really do.

>>86696874
Boruto the movie
Uncharted 3 the movie version
The Eclipse Enjoyment, a short by Christian Chandler

>>86696874
Cats vs Dogs
The Mr Bean Movie
Satantango

Mephisto
Phantom of the Paradise
Star wars episode 1

High and Low
Body Double
A Brighter Summer's Day

Problem Child 2
Drop Dead Fred
Batman & Robin

Citizen Bane
Mean Girls
Space Cop

FILMS:
1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)

MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon(1975, Kubrick)
2. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)

>>86696874
punch drunk love
metropolis
batman forever

>>86697302
What about kinos you fucking pleb?

>>86696874
I don't go to films, I go to film school.

>>86696874
Last of the Mohicans (1992)
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Kill Bill Vol. 1

>>86696874
Pretentious
>Hana-bi
>There Will Be Blood
>Godfather 2

Honest
>The Thing
>Aliens
>Last of the Mohicans

>>86697302
get outta here

>>86697302
>no kinos
lmao

Dunkirk
Blade Runner
The Matrix

>>86696874
Triumph of the will
Birth of a Nation
Goodbye Uncle Tom

Patton, Zulu, and the man who shot Liberty Valance

Starship Troopers
Robocop
Total Recall

>>86696874
something like blues brothers or forrest gump
most normies knows it

My first day of film class we were asked to watch Juno and the Imitation Game and then write an essay about how both films incorporated "invisible" editting.

>>86696874
Fight Club
Starship Troopers
Guardians of the Galaxy

I can turn over-confidence on like a switch. I wouldn't give a fuck.

>>86697359
>Honest
>The Thing
>Aliens
>Last of the Mohicans

Would watch kino and drink a cool beer with.

Aguirre, the Wrath of God
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Seventh Seal

Unironically:
>Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
>Batman v Superman
>Pearl Harbour
Then I'd ask if anyone has a problem with that

Sneed's, Feed and Seed

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Terminator 2
Terminator 1
Terminator 3

in this order to trigger the autists

Apocalypse Now
Zulu
Black Hawk Down

The Passion of Joan of Arc
Battleship Potemkin
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Frozen
The Pest
Dragonball Evolution

>>86697548
lel
great way to piss away your money

>>86697035
hello quentin

>>86697548
Da'fuq is "invisible" editing supposed to be.

>>86697588
>The Seventh Seal
for a solid second I thought you were talking about that Johnny Depp movie The Ninth Gate and was about to have an aneurysm.

I had this exact question when I started film school.

>rear window
>north by northwest
>forrest gump

Nausicca and the Valley of the Wind
Raiders of the Lost ark
Idiocracy

Videodrome
The Devil
Escape From New York

>>86697035
This. Go to films, not film school.

>>86697389
that pasta predates the fucking reddit kino meme

The Thing
Contact
Shaun of the Dead

Close 4th - Terminator Judgement Day

honourable mentions - starship troopers & independence day. if they're on TV I just cant not watch them.

Schindler's List
Shoah
Life is Beautiful

I'm getting good grades.

>>86696874
Hum... Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

1. The Turin Horse
2. Tpyднo быть бoгoм
3. Knight of Cups

FC
PF
BvS

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>>86697796
>what is this literal film 101 technique
>not recognizing the Seventh Seal immediately
what the fuck ever brought you to /tv/? It can't be a defendable reason

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Dark Knight Rises
Boy Band
Meme Lover

>>86697796
Invisible editing is when and edit happens but its intended to give you the impression of a continuous shot. Sometimes it's more obvious than others. The most basic way to do it is to move something in front of the camera (a person) and then have a new scene appear following the person while the old scene stays in front of the person. You do a "wipe" but it's not obvious you did one.

>>86696874
Weekend at Bernies 1,2
Sack Lunch

Why the fuck would they ask that? Teacher's just gonna waste 30 minutes asking every single one their favourite 3? like the rest of students give a shit about other students' taste?

The last picture show
Bell diamond
Stray dogs

>>86696874
WeFuckBlackGirls 5
My New White Stepdaddy 11
Bang That Black Bitch White Boy 2

the thing
alien
starship troopers

>>86698218
oh, like Rope. Ok I got ya.

>in Bruges
>big trouble in little china
>road house

>>86697982
nigga it's got a number and a noun in the title, I got confused for a second. Fuck outta here with that snobby bullshit.

>>86697069
Very pleb of you, anon

>basic instinct
>the game
>nights in rodanthe

>>86696874
Watchmen
Man of Steel
Batman v Superman

>>86698478
the seventh seal is literally one of the most famous films of all time. what just happened is tantamount to somebody saying citizen kane and you saying
>I thought for a second you said law abiding citizen lol
for real nigga it's painfully obvious you don't even like movies

>>86696874
Foot Fuckers IX
Brapping Jewesses
Angela White's BLACKED video

>>86698536
not him but never heard of it

>>86696874
El Topo, Samsara and 2001 A space odyssey

>>86698588
that's because you also don't like movies. My original question still stands: what brought you to /tv/? I seriously doubt it's a good reason. I guarantee it's either memes, capeshit, star wars, or got

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>The Deer Hunter
>Alien
>Dog Day Afternoon

>>86698536
you need to chill the hell out man, he was just confused

Evil Dead II
Raiders
Big Trouble in Little China

>>86696874
Casino
Battle of Algiers
Back to the future part 2

>>86698638
>multiple people never heard of your literally who flick
>this makes everyone else but you plebs

cmon now anon, stop being silly

>>86696874
Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith
Starship Troopers
Master & Commander

Porco Rosso
Cowboy Bebop
Ghost in the Shell

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>>86696874
"MDE's Ideas Man, Birth of a Nation and The Deer Hunter."
>"Security!"

>>86698316
I've had lit profs ask people for favorite books so it's really not that far fetched

>>86696874
Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises

>>86698661
I am triggered by the vast majority of /tv/ posters being people who not only don't even like film and in many cases actively dislike it
>>86698684
>one of the actual most famous films of all time
>literally who

this anon is a perfect example of the retarded masses that have destroyed /tv/ and need to be told it

>>86698536
autism

>>86696874
BvS
300
Pain and Gain

>>86698638
I'm only here for /got/ lmao

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>>86698536
I came here because my favorite movie is Rocky 3, the one where Arnold Schwarzenegger teams up with Al Qaeda and inadvertently causes 7/11.

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>>86696874
No one is actually going to give their top 3, and the ones that do can be effectively labeled retarded.
This would only be effective if written on paper, but a quick shout of your favorites won't do anything good and no one will remember what you said anyways so better just say something egregious, try to get a laugh from the crowd.

1. Ice Age
2. Ice Age 2
3. Antichrist

>>86697302
I know that this is a meme, but I googled the names of the films and all of them look very interesting.
Can I get the names of all meme kinos/film/movies?

>>86698765
>wahh nobody has seen my shitty indie flick!!1111
kys

>>86698765
>one of the actual most famous films of all time
If its so famous then why haven't I herd of it

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>>86698780
>>86698787
>>86698793
>>86698588
>>86698695
>>86698668
>>86698516
>>86698457
>>86697796
The absolute fucking state of /tv/

>>86696874
No thanks.

>>86698915
>one of the ACTUAL most famous films of all time
>indie flick
>>86698929
because you don't like film

>>86698936
ur mum lmao

>>86698929
Because you're underage

>>86697359
Why would Godfather II be pretentious?

The Outlaw Josey Wales
Cast Away
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

>>86698950
its not famous

>>86696874
Fuck you all, I'm not gonna take this pathetic McDonald's course.

>>86698936
Noones impressed >>86697302

>>86698936
>get btfo
>respond to memes
so pathetic

>>86698995
Because he's a pleb

Coontown
Boss Nigger
Gayniggers from Outer Space

>>86696874
Top Gun
Dazed and Confused
Fear and Loathing

>>86698995
because he is the kind of poster I am ranting about; not only isn't interested in film but actively hates film yet is on /tv/
>>86699017
it's in the IMDB top 150. That's easily the best way to recognize a films popularity

>First day of film school
>I'm not there
>Sitting in a theater watching films

>>86699054
That was literally my first post in the thread. This board is dead

>>86696874
Half Baked
Trainspotting
Requiem for a Dream

>>86698765
how fucking new are you?
jesus christ, fuck off back to /r/truefilm

>>86698950
I wouldn't call Law Abiding Citizen one of the most famous films of all time

>>86699088
>imdb
kek

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>>86697302
ive seen all of these
theyre not even that obscure, too many redditors on this board

Inglorious Basterds
Barry Lyndon
Deux mille un: L'odissee de l'espace

>>86699039
>he thinks a list of entry level shit was posted to impress anyone

>>86696874
Master and commander
The thing
The fellowship of the ring

Are they the best movies ever? Probably not, but I can watch these over and over and never get tired of them.

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>actually going to film school
One of my college roommates went to film school. Seven years later he's living in his mom's attic, still working at Costco and managing a Youtube channel that gets hardly any views.

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>>86699145
you think I'm triggered by newfags hating film because I'm new myself and thus aren't accustomed to the board culture? I've been here for 7 years and watched it get irreparably worse every single year with the absolute largest jumps in declining quality happening in 2014 and 2015. After those points in time a legitimate majority of film hating cross posters took hold of /tv/ and decided that it was just for shitposing blacked and /pol/ memes. I am still mad and always will be every time I see a low IQ faggot go unchallenged

>>86699215
can you name a better metric for measuring popularity? We're not talking about quality here

>>86699145
t. came here in 2015

>>86696874
city of god
apocalypse now
se7en

>>86699312
that's because your college roomate is an untalented retard, not because film school is useless

>>86696874
Tombstone, Heat, and Pulp Fiction

>>86699353
so you're implying that your shitty indie flick isn't an example of good quality?

i guess that explains why i never heard of it

Casablanca
Yojimbo
Swing Time

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>>86696874
John Wick
John Wick Chapter 2
Drive

>>86699353
I don't even know why you keep arguing with these morons. All /tv/ cares about are big budget Hollywood films and shitty tv shows like all the other normies.

>>86698988
wrong. I'm just an idiot.

>>86699403
>so you're implying that your shitty indie flick isn't an example of good quality?
How could someone fail this miserably at basic grammatical logic?

>>86697069
Get out of my board

>>86699440
abloo bloo nobody has seen my precious cuck flick wahhh!!!!

>>86698699
No K-On! Pleb!

Apocalypse Now
Chimes at Midnight
Once Upon a Time in the West

El Hijo de Mi Espoza
Mi Espoza y El Toro
Man of Steel

>>86699494
I don't know how you could fail so bad but then again I don't know you very well.

>>86699403
>intentionally ignoring what I'm saying and pretending to argue against things I didn't say
yeah you're a a retard
>>86699440
because they're childish normalfags, anon. and childish normalfags cannot stand even a single anonymous poster telling them that they're in the wrong. it gets them frustrated and upset and they have nothing to defend because they're nothing but childish normalfags taught to argue with emotion and social value.
>>86699506
I don't care if you're being facetious but posts like this should be bannable

The Greatest Story Never Told
American History X (backwards)
The Dark Knight Rises

>>86699553
>no you
top kek

>>86697678
But that's the correct order...

>>86699563
You sure are mad that nobody has seen your movie anon. I don't know why you care so much, it obviously must not be very good.

>>86699585
>le top kek
not an argument

>marxism indoctrination courses

I was a young teen in film camp and said Pirates of the Caribbean

>>86699550
>El Hijo de Mi Espoza
>Mi Espoza y El Toro
You stop that

Forest Gump
Boyhood
Fight Club

>>86696874
Taxi Driver
Ben Hurr (Charlton Heston edition of course)
Lost in Translation

Hey professor, what's YOUR three favourite films?

>>86697534
You'd pass.

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>>86699609
I am mad that you haven't heard of one of the most famous films of all time. It is because you are a retard and the film is good, not because you know everything about film and the film is shit. I don't even like it that much (it's a mid tier Bergman IMO) but you're indefensibly wrong. All you can do is pretend to be retarded even more than you already are just to save face.

and he didn't have to argue with you; his "top kek" was tantamount to "not an argument" but with deserved and proper condescension because that post was fucking retarded in every way imaginable

s-sorry wrong class
*leaves class*

>>86699651
Why? They're 2 of Mexico's best films.

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>>86699712
>you will never be this mad

feels good not watching pretentious garbage just so you feel justified in calling others plebs

barry lyndon
starship troopers
Big Butt All Stars Brazil Luana

>>86699624
>not quietly sitting through marxism indoctrination courses and ask questions that don't directly combat the marxism but instead ignore it to talk about film by itself
>not writing exclusively about film regardless of imaginary politics and getting straight A's

Fellowship of the ring
Return of the king
The two towers

>>86699761
>pretentious garbage
I bet you browse /v/

>>86699796
I bet you ARE /v/

>>86699379
He tried so hard too. He was a freelance grip for indie films and they treated him like dog shit, tried to make connections and friends in the industry but nobody really liked him that much. The only connection he made was with a standard tall bald black guy with a goatee but there's so many of those floating around it meant nothing.
He tried filming commercials and movie shorts himself but nobody paid any attention to him.
It was so embarrassing to even be associated with him I petitioned youtube to remove the film I helped him out with claiming that he uploaded it without my permission.
Hell he even tried to get in with the TGWTG crowd by being another "angry reviewer" type and only managed to fuck it up with them too.

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>>86699761
>I will never be this pleb
being passionate about something includes negative emotions as well as positive ones. You cannot sense the greatest heights of joy in life if you do not care enough to be upset about them being ruined

>going to Film School
>not going to films

1. Մեր դարը (Peleshian, 1983)
2. Obrazy Starého Sveta (Hanák, 1972)
3. Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (Schrader, 1985)

>>86699821
Oh I know i have significantly superior taste to you when it comes to movies, but I also don't get mad when people don't watch garbage i've wasted my time on.

>>86699857
>I know i have significantly superior taste to you when it comes to movies
>garbage i've wasted my time on.
pick one. either you love film or you do not.

When Harry met Sally
Hot Fuzz
Solaris

>>86696874
>taking a film class
fucking pleb

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>Actually get asked what my favourite film is

>"Gladiator"

>Black guy in class cracks up laughing super loud while everyone else sits silently in akwardness

Not even mad, it's an amazingly shot film about family, betrayel and revenge.

>>86699908
one CRUCIAL question: Tark or Burger version?

>>86699857
Post your top 3 then

>>86699261
>Watching Jonas Meekas
Rather just kill myself tbqh

Roadhouse
Shrek 2
When Harry Met Sally

Coraline
Spiderman 2
Notorious

>>86699931
Didn't even know there was a burger version

>>86697048
sounds like a lean night

>>86699897
i'm supposed to love every single film ever made? I can't ever make a mistake and watch a bad film?

Now I see why you praise your literally who movie so much, you don't want to admit you watched garbage lol!

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The Hole (1998)
A Brighter Summer Day (1991)
The Fly (1986)

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>>86696874
>going to school for any liberal art
I feel sorry for your parents

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>>86699970
what a great answer. we can be friends

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>>86699857
>I know i have significantly superior taste
>dismisses a classic he's never even heard of until this thread as "pretentious garbage"

>>86698422

Dude Rope is not a good example. Still not getting it. Rope gives the audience the impression it's one shot like Birdman.

Invisible editing is just establishing continuity in a scene. Like a man walking into the shot from the left to the right. And JUST before his head exits the shot the camera will establish another shot to continue his walking.

Jaws is a better example, where Schneider is sitting on the beach after the mayor allows the beach to be open. He's watching all the tourists walk throughout the beach while he's tending to false alarms. His gaze follows the tourists doing different activities.

I hope this helps.

>>86699939
Inception
Eraserhead
The Tree of Life

>>86699998
refer to>>86699563
>intentionally ignoring what I'm saying and pretending to argue against things I didn't say
and>>86699712
>All you can do is pretend to be retarded even more than you already are just to save face

>>86699998
>I've never heard of the seventh seal
>It's pretentious garbage
Yeah, you're a fucking retard. Case closed

>>86700024
>thinks he has taste
>posts cropped cuck porn

lol

1. Lawrence of Arabia

2. Whiplash
2. The Thing
2. The Good the Bad and the Ugly

3. Good Will Hunting
3. Manchester by the Sea

How bad am I anons; I'm taking an Intro to Film class to cancel out some Gen-Ed requirements and don't want to seem like a complete faggot.

>>86700063
>>86700069
t. retards who think a movie is a 10/10 classic just because it's old

>>86700070
You recognized that awfully quickly. Not an argument, by the way.

I enjoy the fact that my post caused this spergout. I love you, /tv/.

>oldboy
>oldboy
>oldboy

simply the best movie

>>86700138
>lol it's a classic
not an argument either, cuck

A better tomorrow
The killer
Hard boiled

Zen pulp 4 life

>>86700133
if you read the thread you'd see that I don't love The Seventh Seal, but it's popularity among the film community is unquestionable. Your post indicates that you're the kind of person who hates old films just because they're old

>>86696874
>tfw in arts school
>most students answered pulp fiction, fight club n shit back in the day
i hope they grew some taste

>Mine are Yojimbo, A Fistful of Dollars, and Batman V Superman.

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>>86700018
Kek what a kino exchange

>>86700185
The Grapes of Wrath is good, Seventh Seal is not.

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>>86700133
>I've never seen or heard of this universally acclaimed film but you definitely 100% only think it's good because it's old
You're getting more and more retarded with each post

>>86699923

what is the problem with Gladiator?

>>86700226
I won't agree or disagree with this post because it has nothing to do with the argument at hand

>there hasn't been a film released yet that is worthy of being called my favorite....
>im here to change that

>>86700260
You obviously can't read or you would see it was relevant to the post i replied to.
>>86700243
>haha i'll just keep calling him a retard guiz!!!
what an argument!

>>86699923
I don't even know why that's funny. It's a good movie.

>>86700182
>Zen pulp 4 life
you just mean John Woo for life, because nobody comes even close to making those kinds of movies as good as him

>>86700245

Patricians think it can't be Kino because it's in English and made within the last 50 years.

The guy who laughed thought it was boring with too much talking.

>>86696874
1.Bukkakke Express
2.Black Cocks in little white sluts
3.Asian fever

>>86696874
>La Strada
>Network
>8-1/2

>>86700299
>haha I'll ignore 90% of his post and tell him all the mean stuff he said isn't an argument!
That's a good trick

Chinatown
Mary Poppins
Raiders of the Lost Ark

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>>86700293
>going to film school to learn how to make the greatest film of all time

Blade Runner
Amarcord
Drive

>>86700133
Seventh seal is great you underage faggot why not give it a watch? It's not even pretentious it's very watchable

>>86700299
it was relevant to the accusation that your post indicated that you hate old movies for being old, but not to the greater argument which your post here>>86700133
was in response to; that you are a pathetic film hating faggot if you have never heard of the seventh seal

and that anon did provide a great argument as to why you're a retard

>>86696874

happy feet

the dark knight returns

air bud

>>86700336
>>86700375
>>86700379
man look at all this samefagging

>>86700243
>r*tard
Please refrain from ableist language on this board.

>>86700347
i'm simply there to brag about my superior intellect and artistry

>>86700456
Not an argument

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>>86697302
Oh wow look it's a guy with ACTUAL taste, and he's the only one I've seen in months here too. Might as well just call this board r/movies.

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>>86700456
Nope. I am a phone posting faggot tho

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>>86700456
>he has now resorted to falsely claiming samefag against him. He does this because he's afraid that being outnumbered in an argument is the reason why he is losing, not because he is a retard with shit values who lacks the intellect to even form logical arguments based on already shit values

>>86700302
Probably true, excited for his new movie this year? He specifically cited it as a thfowback to the classic bullet opera era.

>>86700541
yeah I am. I really hope he can show all these newfag action directors how to do shit properly.

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My favorite movies are

The Emoji Movie
Seventh Seal
and anything with Amy Schumer, I really can't decide

lol i'm so randumb xD

>>86700574
>not the first post from this IP
try again

>>86700574
>Seventh Seal
Never heard of it.

>>86700522
>>86700538
>posts from phone and computer
can't get anymore obvious than this

>>86697302
I miss the version of this where some guy google-translated a bunch of lines from the TDKR plane scene and passed them off as foreign film titles

Shawshank Redemption
Dark Knight Rises
Interstellar

also doesnt hurt to mention Memento if you really want to show your professor you know what youre talking about

Quo Vadis
La Sirga
Brooklyns Finest

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>>86700574
>>86700622
It's time to stop posting anon. You've lost this one

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>>86700595
Prove it, lying faggot.

>>86700644
You will be knows as a manchild for the rest of the semester

>>86700668
you better reply to me with your other device too, you gotta make it seem like i'm getting ganged up on!

>>86700675
You realise there's a counter for IPs at the bottom of the page, right?

>>86700509
That guy just posted some ancient copypasta new friend
>>86700366
>>86700344
>>86700328
>>86700114
>>86700011
>>86699968
>>86699951
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>>86699425
These are anons of éxquisite tãste

>>86696874
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
CREEPSHOW
GREMLINS
!!!FACT!!!

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>>86700709
yeah and it went up when I posted.

You lose again!

>>86696874
Dragonball: Evolution
Sharknado
Dracula 3000

>>86700718
>That guy just posted some ancient copypasta new friend
No, those are actual good films. It's just a meme to translate your list into different languages.

1. Cool Hand Luke
2. Apocalypse Now
3. Heat

>>86697048
A
LEAN NIGHT
E
A
N

UNFORGIVABLE

>>86700705
You will be knows as the summerfag who fell for this shit

>>86700718
excuse me, sarcasm or nah?

genuinely curious.

>>86699820
There are some sad stories like this, people who don't know they come off super unlikable and they think they love a certain industry that requires impeccable people skills and it ruins them.

Same thing happened with me and I tried to become a librarian for 3 years and switched into Finance because I am hoping assholes do ok in Finance, I honestly I wanted to help people and am not a bad guy but I say disturbing things regularly like "American Indians should have just made ships" and "I don't agree with multiculturalism in general I think we should be diverse but monocultural" and shit like that.

I just need a job where I keep my crazy mouth shut.

>>86696874
Some Like It Hot
Eastern Promises
Jackie Chan's Who Am I?

>>86697048

reference game slightly off-point, senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2CgQQpzlq8

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>>86700675

The Thing
No Country For Old Men
Silence of the Lambs

>>86700848
nice photoshop bro

>>86696874
Man of Steel
Batman v Superman
Watchmen

Big Lebowski
Groundhog Day
Something else I guess, maybe

The thin red line, forrest hump, reservoir dogs

No matter where you go on the internet, The Thing always gets a good showing in top/favourite film lists

Even if you don't like it you have to admit it's one of the most memorable films ever made

All of you are fucking plebs

Space Jam
Backdraft
Blast From the Past

1. STALKER
2. Mononoke
3. Shawshank Redemption

This list is gonna give you a wide variety of topics to discuss if it comes to that, even if you say vague things about them people are gonna think you're profound and smart, which liberal arts college is all about

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>>86698936
This (You) will make a fine addition to my collection.

But really, I like some artsy stuff but I am so burned out on reality, the only things that even get me out of bed lately are fantasies.

>>86700940
it only recently got memed into super internet popularity. It was just another run of the mill /tv/ like 5 years ago

>>86698905
Everything in my top 25
1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Berlin Alexanderplatz (1980, Fassbinder)
5. Ostře sledované vlaky (1966, Menzel)
6. The Great White Silence (1924, Ponting)
7. แสงศตวรรษ (2006, Weerasethakul)
8. Ma nuit chez Maud (1969, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Lucky Star (1929, Borzage)
11. Markéta Lazarová (1967, Vláčil)
12. Jungfrukällan (1960, Bergman)
13. 狂った一頁 (1926, Kinugasa)
14. Nybyggarna (1972, Troell)
15. Ebolusyon ng Isang Pamilyang Pilipino (2004, Diaz)
16. Days of Heaven (1978, Malick)
17. Distant Voices, Still Lives (1988, Davies)
18. L'eau froide (1994, Assayas)
19. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)
20. Les Vampires (1915, Feuillade)
21. Viridiana (1961, Buñuel)
22. Orphée (1950, Cocteau)
23. L' Éden et après (1970, Robbe-Grillet)
24. 神女 (1934, Yonggang)
25. Krótki film o zabijaniu (1988, Kieślowski)

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>>86700848
>Foobar + qBitTorrent
Tell me you installed those just a moment ago to be ironic

>>86696874
This happened in one of my literature classes except it was just our favorite film. I was gonna say The Princess Bride but someone else did so I said Star Wars (all of them) and the entire class laughed at me for liking the prequels. This was before TFA existed, of course.

These days I'd probably have a more interesting answer but I graduated years and years ago.

three different facial abuse videos

Tale of Two Sisters
Gummo
Black Dynamite

>>86700509
>complains about people having bad taste
>is a phoneposter AND a frogposter
Yikes.

>>86701017
>No nolan
paki

>>86696874
>Network by Sidney Lumet
>Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope by George Lucas
>The Producers by Mel Brooks

It's really hard to decide though. Even a list of my top fifty movies would be tough.

Pirates
Cheerleaders
Fashionistas

>>86701039
>i enjoy using propriety cuckware
Do you have any legitimate complaints or are you just memeing?

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>>86696874
Switch my major so I can get a job that doesn't involve food service when I graduate this way I don't default on my student loans thus regulating myself to life as a second class citizen

>>86701043
>the entire class laughed at me for liking the prequels
I guess this is after the Plinkett reviews then because before them, everybody loved the prequels.

t. razorfaggot

>>86701039
the first anon who responded to you isn't me. don't mistake his retardation for mine.

>>86701090
Every movie ever directed by Christopher Nolan is basically an outrageous and mean spirited attempt at murdering cinema as an art form. His work is the classic example of films that panders to this memetic MTV generation teens who have never touched real cinema getting triggered and mistakenly considering it a film instead of a flick.

In reality is merely a futile exercise in style filled with 101 screenwriting techniques and thriller/film noir cliches making it no more authentic than your average Michael Bay flick.

But still, liking Transformers 4 is not as bad as liking Memento. Because honestly, if you like Michael Bay you are a bad person, but liking pretend inauthentic cinema makes you a criminal supporting cinema murderers and means that you should be wiped off this planet as sooner as possible, to avoid further damages to the human species as a whole

>>86701017
noice

Boss Nigger
The Black Gestapo
The Thing With Two Heads

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>>86701164
>before them, everybody loved the prequels
maybe in your middle school

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Fellowship of the Ring
Two Towers
Return of the King

Dracula
Blackula
Son of Kong

>Teacher asks me what my three favorite films are.
>Spider Man 1.
>Spider Man 2.
>Spider Man 3.
>Everybody dead pan stares at me, teacher asks me why.
Because its a perfect film trilogy that starts shaky, gets a very strong sequel, and then shits the bed with nothing left by the third film, its birth, life, and death at its finest.

>>86701172
you sure love throwing the word retard around.
you must be some sort of super genius

In Bruges
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Scott Pilgrim vs the World

>>86701206
based ringposter

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>>86701136
>Next you're going to tell me you have Uplay & GamersGate installed as well

>>86701322
Then everyone claps

>>86696874
Boogie Nights
Batman Begins
The Departed

>>86701206
Based guy these are the only full movies I've ever seen there are no cinema or movie culture in my province I just come to /TV/ for game of thrones lord of the rings very good

>>86701340
>you have to think of yourself as a genius to recognize incredible stupidity

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Avatar 1, 2 and 5

Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition
Batman v Superman
Wonder Woman

>>86700613
You're not missing much. The first six films are better desu

It's a Wonderful Life
Return of the King
Before Sunrise

plz no bully

>>86696874
This isnt a REAL class, I must be in the wrong room.

enjoy your endless debt. kek.

>>86701403
>everyone else is retarded but me
whatever you say, einstein

>>86698904
Kek

>>86696874
memento
The Elephant man
city of god

>>86701490
Your top 2 are the same as mine but I've never heard of number 3. Thanks

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>2017
>falling for the university meme

Oh man I fucking love transformers, iron man, tenacious D and the pick of destiny, all that cool shit man

>>86696983
>Possession
This nigga knows

>>86701641
Fuck off you actually convicted pedo

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>Hey, mom. Just wanted to let you know that college is going great.
>I'm learning many skills that will help me when I graduate and start looking for work.

>>86701676
Stop this meme, I'm not a pedophile and I've never been convicted of anything

>>86697302
>A Man Escaped
>not Au Hasard Balthazar

smdh

>>86696874
Interstellar
2001
The Thing
American Beauty
>scifi

>>86697359
Hana-bi is so good I think if it was in English and was a bit older it would belong in the honest list. The paintings thing is pretty pretentious though

>>86696874
Chinatown
The Third Man
Miller's Crossing

Seventh
Seal
Sucks

>>86697949
>Knight of Cups
Explain yourself.

>>86696874
The Thing
The good, the bad and the ugly
Metropolis

>>86701575
It's a Linklater flick beware

>>86699261

Yeah, those pleb redditors, amirite?

Fucking kill yourself, dork.

Lethal Weapon
Manhunter
Conan

22 Jump Street
Step Brothers
The trailer for World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King

>Gattaca
>Tron Legacy
>Hard Candy

The Shining
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Nightmare On Elm Street

Wild Strawberries
My Dinner with Andre
Soylent Green

>>86702082
>The trailer for World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
Shit, I didn't know we were allowed to say trailers! This changes everything

It's a Wonderful Life
Toy Story

All other films are shit

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Le Grande Illusion
Badlands
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

Am I a pleb?

>>86702380
Only if you like The Seventh Seal

>>86702345
What about Toy Story 2?

>>86702380
Well maybe I'm a pleb too but it seems hard to criticise Badlands. One of the greatest films ever made imo

Cannibal Holocaust

the avengers
the avengers 2
black panther

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The Shoah
The Shoah
The Shoah

if you like another other movie then the shoah you're a racist and you need to go back to /pol/

>>86702493
Sure is a dull edge we have here.

>>86702423
Seventh Seal hate is a meme, like pseuds who hate on Shakespeare just to be contrarian. It's a good movie; the hate only comes from overexposure because of how common it is as baby's first art film.

>>86702425

>All other films are shit

>>86702696
>because of how common it is as baby's first art film
shut up, I've never heard of it so it must be shit!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!11!!!1!1!

surprisingly some really fun lists here to counter the amount of terribly unimaginative ones

Here´s 5 that would probably pop into my head (and an alternate version)

- Voyage in Italy/Journey to Italy (1954)
- Gertrud (1964)
- Prince of Darkness (1987)
- Millennium Mambo (2001)
- A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

- Intolerance (1916)
- I Walked With a Zombie (1941)
- Touch of Evil (1958)
- Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
- Miami Vice (2006)

>>86702923
*I Walked With a Zombie (1943)*

Rushmore
The Fifth Element
Jurassic Park

>>86702017
t. reddit

Stalker
Au Hasard Balthazar
Godfather I

>>86699379
That's what happens to 99% of people who go to film school