>>86691259
aaggghhh...
RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL
ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIIIKEEEE
ILL FIND THE WHOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE BY MYSEEEEELF
https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/08/action-soars-but-acting-plummets-on-game-of-thrones/
>They are no longer children, but the actors who portray the Stark brood – Sophie Turner (Sansa), Maisie Williams (Arya), and Isaac Hempstead Wright (Bran) – still have all the mannered ticks of unconfident kids. For much of the show they have been paired with seasoned thespians – Sansa with Ned, Cersei, Littlefinger; Arya with Tywin, The Hound, Jaqen; Bran with the Osha and the Three-Eyed Raven – but now they face off with one another in tedious, stagey scenes, not helped by pedestrian direction. This is also a creeping problem with the Daenerys/Jon plot line, as neither has a great deal of dramatic weight when not balanced out by Tyrion, Davos, Varys or the other scene-stealing sideshows.
lol btfo
plothole cucks BTFO
ONE KINGGGGGGGGGGGG
SEVEN KINGDOMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
‘Game of Thrones’: Why Jon Snow Is Truly the Worst Character
>1. The story poses him as an underdog, which isn’t the case
The fantasy show is full of underdogs. One of the most obvious is Tyrion Lannister who was born into a rich and powerful family, like Jon Snow, but is a dwarf and therefore has to overcome prejudice. He also has to live with the guilt of knowing his mother died while giving birth to him.
Then there is Jon Snow, who starts off with some angst. He is the bastard son of Ned Stark and his mother figure, Catelyn, doesn’t hide her contempt for him. But other than that, Jon has a loving family. He’s handsome, a skilled warrior, and enjoyed a wealthy upbringing.
The show tried to compare Tyrion to Jon Snow in the beginning. At a dinner, Tyrion advises Jon Snow by saying, “Never forget what you are, wear it like armor. It could never be used to hurt you.” Jon Snow petulantly asks, “What do you know about being a bastard?” and Tyrion answers, “All dwarves are bastards in their father’s eyes.”
Although the comparison might be tempting, it’s a gross misstep. Tyrion has a physical disability and has to work harder to garner respect. Jon Snow can’t inherit from his rich father, but his story has proven that there are many things about his physique and upbringing that work for him rather than against him. The many hardships that he does face often come from his own life choices, like joining the Night’s Watch.
>mfw i started Robert posting
Is this bitch fucking retarded?
IMAGINE NED AND BOBBY WRITTEN BY 2014 D&D
>>86693205
Renly liked it in the End
>When the queen regent returned to the Eyrie she found her son sitting on Visenya's lap asking if he could ride the dragon with Visenya. Visenya afterward bent both knees.
dany
FETCH ME THE BOAAAAAAAAAARSTRETCHER
KINGSLAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Reminder that Myrcella is experiencing the Chad Chuck as this very moment.
>>86693308
What is her fucking claim to the throne?
>she is not the next Targaryen in line, that's Jon
>her father was a horrible leader and things were much better under Robert, so the rebellion was clearly a great thing
>she knows nothing about Westeros
>she is impulsive and violent, if it wasn't for Tyrion she would have destroyed King's Landing and killed a bunch of innocents, even more than Cersei
>her track record as leader in Essos is horrible, she leaved a mess behind
She has no claim for the throne, why would anyone support her when she is also a horrible leader.
>>86693343
bobboy I know why you are so fucking angry, stop it, it wont happen not matter how much you want it
F-first for... aaaghhh... k-king Stannis Baratheon... f-first... aaagghhh... first of his name... aaaaghhhh...
THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT
>>86693362
>2. He has the entitlement of Joffrey, without the money
King Joffrey Baratheon is still one of the show’s greatest villains. This is because he was a ruthless and entitled child with the world at his feet. By the end of his storyline, every fan was happy to see that he got what was coming to him.
But those same fans might not notice the similarities between Joffrey and Jon Snow. When Jon Snow first makes it to the Night’s Watch he believes he’s better than everyone else and acts like it. Some may argue that he was better, but Jon Snow is rude to the less-skilled men who weren’t raised with a rich family and given proper lessons on things like archery and wielding a sword.
Both characters are rarely told they’re wrong for feeling entitled. Cersei coddles Joffrey until he steps on her toes. When Jon Snow complains about his menial Night’s Watch duties to Lord Commander Jeor Mormont, he responds by telling Jon Snow he’s being groomed for command after just taking his oath to be in the Night’s Watch.
What makes Joffrey and Jon Snow different is that we’re told Jon Snow means well. But his motivation is not that different than Joffrey’s. Both characters want glory and respect.
stop this robertposting shit it's not funny
THE WINTERFELL PLOTLINE IS THE WORST SHIT THIS SHOW HAS EVER PRODUCED EVERY SINGLE PART OF IT IS TERRIBLE ITS EVEN WORSE THAN DORNE AND BRAAVOS I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
>>86693343
BOW YA SHITS!!!
There is no Lord of Light. Magic comes from dragons being alive and well.
Red priests just don't know and think their powers come from a fire god or something.
Preston "I'm a feminist" Jacobs
THE ONE TRUE KING
>>86693372
no you fucking didnt you dumb weebcuck
>>86693372
>started a garbage meme
>posts animeshit
do yourself and your family a favor and kill yourself
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>>86693394
She has no claim for the throne, why would anyone support her when she is also a horrible leader. Danyfags are clearly the biggest brainlets, she invaded a land and killed a bunch of people because she is a power hungry lunatical and thinks(erroniously) that she is the rightful queen just because her father(GOT's Hitler) was the king in the past.
HOUSE HOOOAAAAAARRRE IS PREGNANT NED
Okay, since everyone is saying Game of Thrones has turn into an anime .
We need official Power Levels of the characters
>>86693376
[Grinds Teeth]
>>86693401
>3. He doesn’t really stand by his ‘code’
Jon Snow starts off as an understandably naive character. In the book, he is just a young kid and we are introduced to him before he ever leaves the safety of his home.
Along the way we see Jon Snow join the Night’s Watch and take an oath. The oath includes the following conditions: to serve in the Night’s Watch until you die, remain chaste, not own land, wear no crown, and not have children. He breaks a few of these rules and perhaps it’s naive for any fan to believe he wouldn’t.
But the “goodness” that is often tied to Jon Snow is based on his sense of honor and justice. So the fact that he has sex with an enemy and is still able to return to the Night’s Watch is evidence that he can do whatever he wants. Jon Snow has no real code of conduct because none of the rules seem to apply to him, which is another reason why viewers shouldn’t take his struggles seriously.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BOAR IT IN SILENCE, WHORE
>>86693404
>Worse than Dorne
Really? At least something is actually happening in this storyline
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...............
>>86693459
>4. His storyline is one of the most drawn out of the series
Jon Snow’s arc doesn’t just have a predictability issue, it also has a pacing issue. Over the many seasons his main storyline has been joining the Night’s Watch and discovering the villains (White Walkers), with a goal of ultimately fighting the White Walkers in order to save the world. The arc could certainly be interesting, but the pacing is too drawn out. Multiple characters have wrapped up their storylines in half that time and are still fondly remembered.
If Jon Snow is ultimately the “savior” it’s understandable why the writers would want to pace out his storyline. However, the show might have had more success if they dropped his storyline and later returned to it, like they did with several other characters. There just wasn’t always enough going on in the world of Jon Snow to justify the amount of time Game of Thrones focused on him.
>>86693402
You don't want to post this message
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
MELISANDRE SAVE ME
>is she retarded ?
>>86693308
Will we get a sweet new original song in the finale like last season?
M-MELISANDRE...
WHERE ARE YOU?
AAAAAGGGHHH
SAVE MEEEEE
sorry i can't do more
O N E
K I N G
>>86693509
>5. The ‘mystery’ behind his birth parents is one of the show’s worst-kept secrets
From the very beginning, the identity of Jon Snow’s mother is a mystery. He asks Ned Stark who she is and Ned says he’ll tell him the next time they see each other. We all probably should have known then that their next meeting would never happen.
So it’s understandable why fans have tried to figure out the answer to that question for themselves, coming up with numerous fan theories. The answer was finally given in the Season 6 finale. Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark are Jon Snow’s parents. However, this conclusion was one of the most-popular fan theories.
Given that Jon Snow is such a hero archetype, after dying only to predictably come back to life, it doesn’t help that the only mystery behind the character was a predictable one.
The answer to the mystery also gives Jon Snow a possible claim to the throne, proving once again that he never really was an underdog.
>>86693523
Retardedly hot
>>86693473
THE BOOOAAAAARRR IS PREGNANT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhTnNu5iQA
>>86693398
K-in-g.. of the... Annndals...Aghh.....and...aggahhh
AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH SHIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN FORGIVE ME
>>86693404
Fix it in one sentence.
AAAAAAAAAAAGH BOBBY HELP ME
>>86693396
Lord of Light, I'm Mannis
>>86693404
The entire point is that they kill CIA. The buildup just sucks because we already know it. It's supposed to be le shocker.
>>86693545
>6. He’s just another messiah archetype
Religious texts in general, but specifically the Bible, have been the inspiration for many fictional stories. When the show killed off Jon Snow, there was a chance he was actually gone, but most fans didn’t buy it.
That’s because Jon Snow is a messiah archetype. He is supposedly an underdog and outcast who leaves home to go on a noble mission. He learns about the White Walkers and is therefore the “chosen” savior to take them down. Even his parents are a mystery for the majority of the show, as if he was created through an immaculate conception.
While many fans might not have vocalized why they felt so confident that Jon Snow’s death was just a misdirect, the reason is because his tale is old and widely familiar, inspired by the Biblical messiah.
>>86693373
yes she is
>>86693544
SEVEN WHOOOOOOORES
>>86693523
She's smoking hot
Hold on, uncle Stannis.
GOT shitposters are literally the worst. At least post something funny instead of just spamming shit you fucking faggots.
>>86693509
Pls stop. You're embarrassing yourself
HEEEEEEELP ME NEEEEEEEED
someone post webm with jonerys in cave with the Jew on the wall
>>86693617
Hammer is big, gendry is not
1/10 lrn2meme
>>86693617
GENDRY SAVE ME AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Garbage meme desu.
>>86693496
While that is true.
Gendry probably made it back within a day and the raven was sent the same day.
It's still 1500~2000 miles to Dragonstone.
Ravens aren't fast (I dunno how fast they are in-universe) but it probably took him 2 weeks or so to get there.
And then you get the flight back with Dany sitting on a dragon all the way which means that said dragon can't fly fast either.
They were basically surrounded for a month with, most likely, not enough rations in the freezing cold while the NK was waiting for the dragons to arrive.
>>86693614
>tfw you will never push down on her belly and eat her mung
>>86693377
Literally what does that mean?
>>86693617
You are not my king yet, Boy.
>>86693618
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS
>>86693607
>7. He gets a lot of undeserved fan support
Jon Snow has a large fan base because he’s one of the show’s main characters. He also fits perfectly into the “underdog” stereotype, so many people want to root for him, whether that is well deserved or not. But maybe one of the most frustrating things about his character is how he draws the attention away from truly well-written and well-acted characters.
greatest warrior in Westeros and rightful king:
>>86693574
...aaaAAaagh... the Rhoynnnnaaaahhhr... and the f-f-first me-aaaaaaagghhhhh-men... aaaggghhhh... AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH....
>>86693373
Her scenes killed the fucking episode stone dead
>>86693553
yeah, she's probably in her "i'm weird and quircky lol " phase
>>86693571
>>86693612
shut up bob
danny is the only whore you haven fucked on this planet, THE ONLY ONE
and this makes you mad, right?
Lets forbid all whore houses, brother, you need cure
>he's too small
>>86693617
What's he going to do with that tiny hammer?
>>86693668
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Ronnel_Arryn_(king)
>>86693635
You've got fat.
>>86693695
WHAT I NEED IS THE FUCKING BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! LANCEL! AND SOME MORE WINE TOO
>>86693690
....AAAAGGHHHHH....LoRd...AGH..OF...th..AAAGGGHHH....
This post is dedicated to Edmure Tully, archer extraordinaire. May he deliver us from Targaryen fucking shits.
>>86693732
Ned, that hurts. Have you no honor?
I hope they ban the robertshitting guy
>>86693732
CAREFUL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
THIS LIGHT...CAN IT BE..... R+L=J?
>>86693691
subtle i like it
>>86693618
There is nothing to talk about until the next ep, and then these threads will die until next season. Shut up and enjoy/bare with it while it lasts.
>>86693614
Post more
>>86693373
She must be if she actually fell for Littlefinger's fucking espionage 101 plot with that letter. I hope she dies, she is getting on my nerves with her 'don't talk to me I'm a warrior' shit.
>>86693373
Yes. Next question.
>>86693372
>>86693771
>>86693742
>>86693677
>>86693635
>>86693612
>>86693571
>>86693473
>>86693469
>>86693415
>>86693399
>>86693388
>>86693383
>>86693343
>>86693778
More wine, my king?
>>86693393
still better than getting BLACKED by areo (which was confirmed awhile back)
>>86693459
>He breaks a few of these rules
Thish ij, in fact *sniff* the expected behavior in rigid soshial organisms *sniff*. The hidden meshage being, "pretend to renounce, sho you can freely enjoy yourself onshe you have taken the oath" *sniff*
We can see thish in the firsht part of Stanley Kubrick famous "Full Metal Jacket". Jocker undershtands that he ij shupposed to keep an ironic distance with the rigid rules enforshed by Shergent Hartman. Thish doesn't prevent him from performing his duties as a sholdier. In fact in the final scenes he shows to be the mosht competent sholdier.
On the other hand, the character of Lawrence fails to harbour the proper ironic dishtanshe *sniff*, which leads him to commit suicide after killing Shergeant Hartman.
I like how when these guys died, the line of succession was thrown out. For all of Westeros.
>>86693798
BOOOOOOOAAAAR WITH IT
>>86693815
She's plot-armored as fuck
GURM's wife favorite character
Loved by normies and plebbitors
>>86693373
Here's a leak about her:She changes her name to Arya Coldsteel
ONE NED
SEVEN KINGDOMS
RUN THEM FOR ME WHILE I EAT DRINK AND FUCK A BOAR WITH A BREASTPLATE HORDE AT ITS BACK INTO AN EARLY GRAVE
>>86693523
nah she's that "aunt that tries to be cool" type
>>86693841
LANSTER LANNISCEL? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?
>mfw cuckposting is running rampant
>>86693841
Have some wine for yourself, Lancel
>>86693841
LANCEL LANNISTER? MOAR FUCKIN WINE, SURROUNDED BY LANNISTER SHITS! GODS NEDDDD, I WAS STRONG!
>>86693334
MAKE IT STOP
literally the only reason to come here is for the argh and bobbyposting.
without that its just bitching about the shit writing
Its time for the only person who can stop that mad fat king
>>86693869
/got/ general turned pure cancer before the season even ended. BRAVO LADS
>>86693720
I don't get it
>>86693401
The mental gymnastics in this one is outstanding.
>>86693869
What a fucking gay name
>>86693841
DRIIINK
my queen
>>86693773
Me too. I don't want our threads getting banned again because some faggot thinks he is funny.
>>86693917
She looks too pretty here, ugly her up like she truly looks
>>86693943
SEVEN PROXIES
ONE KING
Can someone post Lanky Son, the best meme from GoT ever?
>>86693672
And you never will, Boy.
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH... BRIENNE...
PLEASE DO YOUR DUTY...
HURRYYYYY IT HURTSSS
AAAAAAAGGGHHH
>>86693614
In the original outline, there were 5 characters who make it through all 3 books:
1. Jon
2. Daenerys
3. Tyrion
4. Bran
5. Arya
The story was also said to be 'generational' and partially about how they grow up from the first book to the end of the story. These 5 characters are the endgame, unless GRRM decides to change it because of the leak of his original 1993 outline.
>>86693681
Fuck off already, no one cares. The only reason people post here now is for Bobby B and Stannis the Mannis. No one cares about your in depth deconstruction of a show that ignores all logic and sense. NO ONE CARES
>>86693924
Think about it little, which Dragon wode you like to ride?
>>86693920
/got/ is reflecting the quality of the show
>>86693913
NOTHING CAN STOP THIS ETERNAL SUFFERING
>>86693614
>brraaaaaapppp
>>86693920
Robert posting is so funny though
>>86693943
SEVEN POSTERS
ONE MEME
NEEEEEEED
ARRGRGUGGGGGGG RHLLORRRR
I've been working all day
Has episode 7 leaked yet ?
what is the whores pregnancy status?
>>86693614
post the unedited one
>tfw your brothers have gone insane
>>86693943
>so how many devices do you cocksucker use?
Are you Yoda?
>>86694002
his posts are much more interesting than those two faggots posting literal trash
>>86693914
Aggh posting is better. Don't get me wrong I love bobbyposting but aggh is just so snarky and sardonic.
Let's start off with the dragon. Since they are magical beasts i'll assume they fly at the speed of an F16, 2120km/h, twice the speed of sound. That means Khaleesi would make it from dragonstone to the mountain range in roughly 1hr20min. Of course, since she is a strong independent queen, flying at mach 2 on the back of a dragon is no problem for her. Cockpits are a part of the patriarchy anyway.
Sadly, ravens do not fly at the speed of an F16, but since they are magical game of thrones ravens they fly at the speed of a comercial airliner, roughly 800km/h. This means that the raven would fly from Eastwatch to Dragonstone in roughly 3hr20min. Again, no problem for a magical raven (a normal, mortal bird would spend roughly 5 times as long, 16hr20min.)
Now for our boy Gendry. He had to run at least 482km, probably more. That's quite the marathon. 11.5 marathons, to be exact.
This one kenyan bloke, Dennis Kimetto ran a marathon in 2 hours. You just know our boy kendry can keep up with him. So he ran for at least 23 hours. (But most likely more, since im asuming the sorthest path to get to the mountainous areas from eastwatch.).
That brings our total, friendly estimate up to 27 hours and 40 minutes. So khaleesi would in fact not arrive the next afternoon.
>>86693920
STOP THE BOOOOOOAAAAARR YOU FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>86693695
Still waiting for Stannis and Jaqen to return in season 8!!
>>86694017
there is no place for fags in my kingdom
>>86694038
I don't know what you're talking about
>>86693985
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGH BRIENNEEEEEEEEEEE
These fucking threads literally have no discussion, just the same god awful shitposts.
>>86694055
>Since they are magical beasts i'll assume they fly at the speed of an F16, 2120km/h, twice the speed of sound
Why the fuck did this little cockgoblin turn so edgy all of the sudden?
>>86694030
Yes.
>>86694002
>This faggot wants shitposting spam memes instead of actually talking about the show
You're the reason why the show is being catered to the lowest common denominator.
where is the leak that was promised ?
>>86693947
>eyes aren't purple
Fuck this image
>>86694055
MAGIC
UHHH BLACK HOLE
QUANTUM TIME DISTORTION
>>86694055
trying to use logic
youre a long way from season 4 boy
Why didnt they take the fucking bear back and call it a day?
RENLY YOUR BACKDOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Why was the Hound so fucking useless this episode?
>Let's Thoros get mauled to death by undead bear
>Gives the entire undead army knowledge that the lake was safe to pass
Was he working for the Night's King?
>>86693859
OMEGALUL
Is Jon Snow a god?
>>86694039
S-SAV..E.... ME..E...EE AGGGHH... R-REEEEENLY SAVE MEEE.....
>>86694084
the one without the black shit, my man
>>86694055
They didn't even need to make it happen that quickly. Daenerys could have simply decided to go to the wall herself as she gets worried about Jon and Jorah going beyond the wall to face this threat, and she wants to see it for herself.
>THE WHOORRRRRRRRDE NED
Bobby B knew too much
So where is episode 8? I can't find it anywhere.
I wanna fuck Gendry. That's all.
WHY DIDN'T JON USE HIS TRAP CARD ON HIM?
>>86693983
Lord Uther, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown, I hereby relieve you of your command and suspend your paladins from service.
>They know the Army of the Dead is within a single day's march to the Wall
>They still think they have time to go back to Dragonstone via boat, then go to King's Landing for the retarded meeting, and then head back to the North
>>86694055
Thank you
>>86693372
GET THIS WHOOOOORE OUT OF HERE
When Jon Snow finds out his father, will he keep his same name? How do people even know his "real" name. He was never with his mother long enough to be given one.
>>86694069
Jaqen maybe, Stannis, hell fucking no.
>>86694160
I want to fuck Jaime Lannister while Brienne looks on and cries.
>>86693998
Anyone got the virgin pajeet-chad spaniard pic?
THE BOAAAARRRRRRRR HASNT MADE THE EIGHTTTTTTT
>>86694214
LANNNNISURRRRRRRRSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
STEFFON SAVE ME
how did the night king know dany would show up with the dragons?
>does an ice dragon breathe ice ?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>86694241
just turn your brain off lmao
>>86694164
Maybe he had a better one?
>>86694001
He didn't. We still feel how these characters are the MAIN ones. JonxArya is still endgame as we can see in ADOD Jon descends into an obsession over Arya and how Jon is the main reason why Arya sticks to her identity.
>>86693372
BOW DOWN YOU SHIT
>>86694168
>still no aaaa patchface help me
>>86694259
No, just air
>>86694179
>>86694214
>>86694240
literally the best posts to come out of this whole reditourist infestation of thread after thread after thread
>>86693446
He's so fucking cute
>>86694241
he didn't know most likely
>>86694288
>tfw no victarion
>tfw no darkstar
>tfw no godry
>tfw no garlan
>tfw no pirate king
HAIRY
DUTCH
VAGINAS
Best thread that ever created on /tv/
>>86693372
No I did.
greyjoys more like gayjoys amirite?
>hey uncle benjen !
>no time
wtf
>>86694344
No it isn't you fucking ret...
Victarion chapter were kinda...scary and weird.
Too much...deaths and...sacrifice.
You fuckers make my life a bit more enjoyable with those memes.
Random gay comment of the day.
>>86694340
LINK EM
There are people ITT RIGHT NOW that don't believe Arya is The Waif
>>86694288
Hes busy Fookin Mermaids.
I want to meet the robertshitter irl and punch his faggot face before i fuck his mom dumb
WHERE ARE THE REACTIONS
WHERE ARE THE AMERICAN BAR REACTIONS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>86694369
Weren't you paying attention? There was no time!
>>86694331
>tfw no myrish swamp
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx9dRL1BCCQ
>all that hard work for this piece of shit of a show
really puts things into perspective
>>86694371
QUIET WOMAN
>>86694394
Theres are people itt who dont believe the waif is Bran
>>86694203
>>86694340
What a shame
She has a body/attitude for porn
Shave, godammit
>>86694273
The outline did have Arya fall in love with Jon, despite that the fact that he's not only her half brother but sworn to celibacy in the Night's Watch (though his true parentage being revealed is also mentioned). Tyrion also falls in love with Arya, creating this love triangle.
One thing that's interesting is that the outline makes no mention of Tyrion being a dwarf. Jaime is also more of a straight up villain and doesn't like Tyrion; it seems that this outline Jaime was split into Cersei and the Jaime from the books.
>>86694241
he's bran stark
>>86694405
>Wanting to look at fat women
>>86694288
Youw ouldn't hurt a cute kawaii king like m-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
BOBBY SAVE ME
>>86694371
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTEEEEEEEEEEER HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Rhaego would have taken over Westeros
why doesn't dany have a saddle?
>>86693343
>>86693334
not funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxH4-4MU23c
TOP
KEK
>This is the shows audience
So lads, which is your favourite?
BOOOOOOOARposting or ARGHposting
I like both desu desu
>>86694462
THE WHOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NEEEED
>>86694452
Dont talk about my wife like that
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
THE CRYPTS
TAKE ME TO THEM
>>86694136
>muh fire
>i killed a kid
>but MUH FIRE
he's a lumbering retard.
>>86694483
preston is so cute today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIqOf0qI2H4
>>86694520
Aghposting because it mocks Stannis and his trillions of retarded fans. Bobbyposting is just comfy.
>>86694405
Here my brother:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxH4-4MU23c
>>86694369
me on the left
absolutely based baratheon posters
>>86694526
fat fuck lmao
>>86694307
so why didnt he just kill the magnificent seven with his magic javelin? and why did he have those massive chains prepared? im assuming that he let them live and waited for dany because he wanted one or more of her dragons for his army but how did he know she'd come? then again the dead just attacked when they noticed the water had frozen over again so i guess he wanted to kill them just waited for no reason. did his throwing arm hurt?
what the fuck
I don't want wine anyways
>>86694533
DID YOU HAVE TO BURRY HER IN A PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIKETHIS
where is the fucking leaked episode
FUCK
ok just finished watching it. pretty good storyline but found that what should have been the episodes best part - arya confronting stansa - was undermined by the terrible acting. ice king slaying the dragon was pretty cool and it was interesting seeing how desperate the white walkers were to recover their captured friend.
>>86694500
>fuck dancing lets fuck
muh dick
>>86693394
>because she's hot
>you only hate her cause she's a womyn
>i looovvveee dragons
>>86694421
>>86694533
Moh wine yoh grehs?
>>86694572
JAIME
MY NAME IS JAIME
BEND THE KNEE JON SNOW
>>86694576
this shit is forced
>>86694590
Delet
>>86694526
Your waifu is a big girl.
>>86694526
>Looks like she ate every Fucking. Chicken. In. The Room.
>>86694624
>Jon Snow
> Jon Sow
>Rhegars son
>Bobby was boar hunting
??
I honestly don't understand
This picture of Stannis wincing
These hundreds of bobbyposts
There's nothing funny about them logically. they're the epitome of shitposting and I still fucking choke laughing at them. out loud. for real. I'm well into my twenties. Fucking hell
>>86694429
>>86694508
>implying a slelect group of ppl at a bar represent the around 100million people worldwide that watch this show
>>86694624
Lay's on bed
>>86694659
in relative terms
>>86694520
Both
>>86694575
But I'm a Stannisfag and I'm always aghposting.
>>86693770
These should all be strung together, radmures first shot kills the guy on top of the wall, the second hits drogon, and the last hits viserion
>>86694462
Rhaego would've been a Robin tier pussy.
>Dany refuses to let him become a murdering rapist, Drogo either slaps her or gives in, probably gives in
>Dany is over-protective since to her mind she's the last Targaryen other than her and she's a wimp when it comes to seeing people she cares about be put in danger
>Drogo's troops probably start in-fighting over the Khal's son being a bitch
>Rhaego probably ends up getting killed
>>86694443
Yeah I'm glad he changed it, the first one was pretty forgettable, because it was so safe, it sounded like one of these series which all actors are super attractive and all characters bland. That's one of the problems of the show, with it being afraid of taking risks, we can see how they would never dare make another red wedding or an incest happen (JonDany is safe because it's established targ are into that, but JonArya? Too risky)
WAS THE S07E07 leak just a legend?
pls say no
>>86694659
Make for big babies
>Jon and Daenerys' interactions in the last two episodes
Jonsafags BTFO!
>>86694684
FUNNY IS IT?
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>86694758
Brienne of fucking Tarth
>>86694734
Good man keep up the good work.
>tfw stannis will come back soon
>>86694770
TO THE GOOD WHORE DAYS
>>86694758
dick?
>>86694684
SO YOU DON'T LIKE THE KING'S MEME?
nog
>>86694758
>ginger chad exists
>>86693841
kek
>>86694770
RENLY PLEASE AAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
>>86694757
>6 days for the LAST episode
>1 year for the LAST season
anyone wanna make some GoT toads?
>>86694576
Thank you brother
>>86694414
joras smile is qt af
>>86694684
THE BOOOAAAR IS PREGNANT
>>86694795
Thanks anon
>>86694858
Anon...
>>86694862
Nazi propaganda is not tolerated in my /got/
>>86694858
actually its gonna come up in 2019
>>86694858
But I want to watch it now anon, don't you understand that shitty tv shows are the only reason I haven't killed myself yet?
>tfw have a nitrous oxide tank and mask ready to bring me the undreaming eternal sleep
>>86694901
>cast perfect guy for stannis
>dragon & dildo make him evil and cut out
fucking dumb
>>86693947
our* queen
>>86694172
the walkers do walk really slowly though when its not fightan time
plus dany can fly all the z-warriors around on dragons so they can pretty much get anywhere the plot requires in time
>>86694292
Stop complimenting yourself for your own posts
>>86694743
It's quite interesting how he changed the story but several of the key events still happen, such as Winterfell being burned. It seems like he has had some key ideas for a long time but decided to radically change how the story gets there. Maybe he has changed Arya and Jon's romantic love for a close familial bond. The thing that's alarming is how he has said he gets bored of a story when he knows where it's going, which you can see with the increasing gaps between book releases.
He also got extremely lost with some plots. Arya's plot turned to shit when she left Westeros. I really think he had no intention to make the Faceless Men anything more than skilled assassins who can 'wear' other faces, but then got lost in this convoluted hypocritical religion they have. It's going to go nowhere as if she became a faceless man that would be a shit ending to her story. Daenerys' plot also got tangled up. He really could have done with a time skip in retrospect.
>>86694405
i'm at work and don't have my folder of her on this computer. we back in business around 11pm est friend.
WHY DIDNT THEY JUST HAVE DANY FOLLOW JON TO THE NORTH
so they could have some more build up romance on the way there, and make sense of this time-traveling bullshit
>cersei wants to fight till the end no matter the costs
>Jaime wants to find a reasonable outcome
Jaime is going to kill Cersei and end the war for the throne so everyone can unite against the night king.
Screencap this post.
>>86694292
explain what's funny
>>86694791
>>86694828
He's touched by fire, like the Hound
>>86695060
Who else will give me self worth?
>>86695060
except it's not me, nigger
>>86695094
why is baneposting funny?
>>86694619
BRRRAAAAAAPPPP
>>86695157 see >>86695101 theres already a new edition, we'll recycle yours after
>>86695141
Baneposting has some semblance of originality and craft. This is literally just posting ARRGGHH and lines from the show in caps with some shitty photoshop.
This episode had to have the most hamfisted scenes I have ever seen in a tv-show.
>eyy hound do you know brienne? i want to have kids with her btw
>oh no Im being dragged into a lake lets hope this gives the audience feels
>oh no animals can be wights too? lets hope the dragons never get rezzed by the night king
>uh oh!
>the whole thing about jon taking a dagger to his heart for the people
>the literal retardation of the entire lake scene
do the undead just fall asleep after they fall into water? why did it take the night king so fucking long to figure out that he can just send them one at a time
>the lords of the north are a bunch of clowns who sansa has to reign in somehow cmon what
>night king has ice javelins and a sick throwing arm but doesnt bother trying it out before queen slay decides to show up
>the red shirts the heroes had with them were invisible 100% time they werent being killed
>they literally existed only to make sure the army of the dead didnt seem like a complete joke
>all the cringy fanservice banter between fanfic dreamteam ugh
Also, the entire plot to go and fetch an undead from beyond the wall was incredibly stupid and didn't fit the feel of the show at all. I refuse to believe that GRRM would write this fanfic garbage into the actual books.
>>86694817
"Dick?
It means cock
I like it!
I bet you do"
This would have been silly had he not literally teased gendry by implying they'd rape him.
They all complain that it's cold in the north, but it can't be that cold. The ice on the lake broke under a weight of a human, and it took several days for the ice to freeze again. Where I live a frozen lake can hold a tractor.
>>86693469
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
I USED MY FEET AS A VEHICLE WHILE TRANSPORTING A CAR FRAME WITH MY BARE HANDS WHILE SCREAMING
YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>86695088
Well duh
He's the kingslayer, he'll be the queenslayer
The question is, will it be before or after she gives birth.
Right now we have danys team consisting of a mix of all four main houses, but cerseis team is just lesser houses. At this point i think jaime is going to off her fairly soon. She's gonna try and use the whitewalkers against dany, and that'll be the line.
>>86695074
The only good thing he can do with Arya now is make her a "villain" or at least a extremely disturbed character, without any care for human life, which would contrast with the religion's belief that all life precious (giving some sense to it all). After she acquires the faceless man power she'll be unstoppable against the bad guys, so it's obvious she must become one herself. The show has it right to put her against Sansa, and maybe that's what gonna happen in the books, the problem is that they'll lack the guts to see it through and make Arya actually kill Sansa.
>>86693855
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ObBG1mMlQT
>>86693614
wuz that black shit?
>>86694055
Was like 5 days between gendry and the dragons