ITT: post the episode of The Simpsons that came out closest to your birthday.
Nice attempt to ban Sneedposters.
>>86690119
this episode was fantastic
but what movie is it based on?
i remember seeing a movie version of it
>>86690119
A few days after my birth
>>86690502
>but what movie is it based on?
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mountain_of_Madness/References
>The title is a likely reference to At the Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft.
>>86690502
pokemon 2000
>The Fall of The Simpsons: How it Happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqFNbCcyFkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqFNbCcyFkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqFNbCcyFkk
The first episode, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.
I was born just before the Simpsons got their own show.
The Simpsons and I are the same age, and yet the show still keeps going.
Underage fags
4 days before my birthday
>>86690726
based
i was born before the simpsons was on TV
>>86690119
I don't need reminding that everyone else on this website is teenagers.
Literally me
Some Enchanted Evening, episode #13
Right on the day.
this might upset a lot of people but i was born when simpsons was already bad
Do you think Michael Jackson would have molested Bart if he could?
'Brother, can you spare two dimes?' came out on Aug 27th 1 year and 1 day before I was born. If you mean after we were actually born it's the season 5 premier, 'Homer's barbershop quartet', which I think is the better episode.
>>86690678
I actually like the Armin Tamzarian ep
hated it as a kid
>>86690516
This
Nice, pretty kino episode
>season 1 episode 1: 26,700,000 viewers
>latest episode that aired: 2,150,000
Just kill it already.
>>86690716
It's been on for nearly three decades you cretin
>>86690119
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment.
Let's just jump to the middle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTdI59Xy5UQ
>>86691138
Sadly still enough viewers to make more episodes
>>86691138
It's amazing how the Simpsons has witnessed not just its own downfall but also the death of mainstream television. No syndicated television show could even dream of pulling in those sorts of numbers today.
>>86691325
Big Bang Theory unironically gets around 20 million viewers per episode
Where's all the Sneed posting?
Not too shabby. One of the episodes that blinded the ongoing audience from realising the show was past its prime.
>>86691497
>Pic related
Whoops
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge was aired six days after I was born.
'Tis the Fifteenth Season was released on my actual birthday years later.
>>86691423
Nah, highest ever was 18 million. Which, considering that it's the most popular sitcom on television at the moment AND the population is much higher then it's really nothing. Keep in mind that the Simpsons was once considered edgy and counter culture. The more mainstream sitcoms were pulling double those numbers easily.
People just don't watch television any more, or at least not in the unifying massive numbers they used to. Even Game of Thrones, which is probably by far the most 'in' thing at the moment gets only 10 million. Compare that to the MASH finale, which got 110 million viewers. Almost half the entire country was watching the same programme at the same time. Outside of football that just doesn't happen today.
>>86690119
>>86690119
>Bart's Nightmare
>The family discovers that someone has eaten every last cookie in the cookie jar. The culprit turns out to be Bart, who regrets gorging on the snack, especially when he has a terrible nightmare in which he is only an inch tall and nearly crushed by giant cookies in the kitchen. Lisa then awakens Bart, who is relieved that his experience was only a dream--but he seems to have developed a severe cookie phobia as a result.
Season 3 of the Tracey Ullman Show. Before the Simpsons was even its own show.
>>86690119
>a clip show
baka
>>86691592
Friends > The Simpsons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Friends_episodes
i'm a few years older than the simpsons. the fuck am i still doing in this hellhole?
>Another Simspon Clip Show
Gonna end my life, brb
>>86690119
>>86690119
this reference was lost on me as a kid
>>86691827
me too
Babysitting Maggie
It was the fourth short to air on The Tracey Ullman Show on May 31, 1987 - just a few weeks after I was born
Day before I was born
>>86690119
Bart Gets an F
sneed
>Grift of the Mage
This episode would also lead me to have an irrational fear of Furby's
?
I'm older than the Simpsons. That means I'm better than all of you.
closest one
>>86692131
I don't get it
>>86691107
same here
>>86692205
post the closest Flintstones episode to your birthday
>thread for millenial kuks
if its not s01e01 yer a pkeb
>>86690678
Also The Dead Homer Society has a good write up of the fall of the Simpsons, idiot homer etc
>>86692131
sneed
>>86692321
If you're almost 30 and still here, Jesus.
>>86691320
july 22, you?
The shorts first aired on the Tracy Ulman show on the 19th of April, in 1987.
That's about a year and some change after my birth.
>>86692321
>closest to your birthday
>episode could've aired 11th April 1990 or 11th April 1995
holy shit you're a special kind of retard
>>86692464
July 7th
>>86692497
how does it feel being 24?
I'm comfortable with this.
>Tfw Nacho Man
Get on my level lads.
Anyone younger than Jurassic Park shouldn't be allowed to talk. To me or anyone. Just keep them in boxes.
>>86692321
you're still a millennial if you were born close to the first episode
>>86692549
don't feel old, but don't really feel young either.
>>86692594
Same here.
>>86692611
Blessed
>>86690119
Kamp Krusty, two days after my birthday.
Also one of my favourite episodes, incredibly quotable.
>"Gentlemen, to evil."
>" Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. "
>>86692624
>anyone younger than my birdthday shouldn't be allowed to live :^(
god you're pathetic
>>86690119
"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" came one the day after I was born.
>>86692727
nice get. same.
lifes alright, could be better.
2 days before
fuck :/
>>86690119
The first episode.
I'm older than the Simpsons and I suspect I'm also older than most of you :(
>>86690119
I'm getting old
>>86691800
Nice
>>86690119
Whacking Day premiered on April 29th 1993, a day after I was born.
>>86692833
>nice get
>being this new
https://youtu.be/eVZ7FvPQ66c
Oh.
>>86692994
2727
we will both turn 27 in a couple of years
Equidistant between 'Grandpa and the Kids' and 'Gone Fishin'
>>86692826
That grampa drawing really freaked me out as a kid, i would always turn away when i would remember it was coming when watching that episode.
>>86692790
I'm older than Jurassic Park.
>>86690119
this is mine also, were you born on 4th of feb?
>>86693312
Yes
Oh fuck you, young people.
>>86693440
holy fuck nice
>>86692727
>>86692833
It's all downhill from here folks. Youth ends at about 25. Good luck
>>86693307
>No mother don't look out the windooooooow!
>>86693456
>>86693456
i have a bright future ahead of me and my skin is radiant :)
my parents can still eat steaks too haha :)
>>86693312
>>86693440
>>86693456
some stupid shit I didn't watch from season 25
the episode is literally my name too
>>86690502
The Gold Rush
tip kino
>>86693631
I hope life is treating you fairly brother
born the day after
>>86690768
This. So I guess the Tracy Ulman shorts or episode 1.
This thread made me remember of this episode. I've seen it for the first time when I was a kid and I was pissed about it for atleast a week because Simpsons meant the world for me when I was little. Searched it up, expecting bad reviews and hate on this piece of shit episode and it gets praised fucking everywhere.
How is it possible?
>>86690119
"Dogtown"
>>86693622
Yeah I used to have a bright future ahead of me too. Good luck
>>86691827
i found this very unsettling when I saw it as a kid
>>86693887
there's still time anon
>>86693915
You mean last night? Fuck you.
>>86690119
Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
>>86693950
It's not about time. You just slowly realize that everything's shit. No going back from that. This bit is 100% accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqjK6EZPFZc
>>86693226
You are a fucking retard and a newfag.
>>86690119
Krusty Gets Kancelled a month before Anon Gets Borned
>>86694015
nice get. sort of looks like 401K
reply againni want tonsee what other gets youll get :)
>>86693956
? it aired 22 years ago
>>86694103
12 years before you were born you useless little faggot. I hope you get cancer.
>>86694004
oh god. youre just one of those. i hope you dont fancy yourself profound
>>86693950
35 without a family.
True Detective man said I was finished.
>>86694175
This
>>86692432
how old are you and when are you going to magically stop posting?
>>86694206
Nope. You're the norm
Lisa the Greek. 4 days before birth.
Very mediocre episode.
>tfw too old to play this
>>86694206
That was a good thread last night
>>86693738
Your name is LucaDollarsign and you're 3 years old?
>>86693312
3rd
i'll take it
If Tracey Ullman Show shorts count:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLTlvMJANZE
Why is being in 20s such a fucking shitshow?
god just let the suspense be over.
>>86694579
he said birthday not "the day you were born"
and no dollar sign
>>86690119
It's a great one too.
>>86690119
86' here, first episode I guess?
Homer the Vigilante, 3 days earlier
>Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
>Yes I would, Kent.
>So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."
>So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him.
>How ironic
>Now, we need code names. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be Eight-Ball, Barney will be Twelve-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball.
>Homer and Skinner nodding to each other
>Dig up stupid!
>mfw it's one of the best of the golden era
closest to june 23rd 1995
>>86691068
This is my favourite episode.
>>86694740
So there's 28 possible answers?
All them Tree Houses of Horror yo!
>>86694740
Could have also gone with 'Grade school confidential' from season 8
>>86694587
nice
>Natural Born Kissers
I'm cancer.
>>86690119
>being young enough that a simpsons episode is close to your birthday
Why are semen allowed to post on this board?
The Bart shoplifting episode
>>86694917
don't stalk me anon pls :(
>>86694997
is this your midlife crisis?
>>86695063
No, I've been here forever
>>86692131
I don't get it, why would they reference the previous owner who no longer has rights to the establishment?
>>86695552
So if someone is directed there by the name of the previous establishment by someone who doesn't know it has changed owners and names they'll see the sign and realise they're where they wanted to be
>>86690678
this sucked. he spent 20 minutes explaining why the simpsons was good, something that's been discussed to death, and 5 minutes explaining why it got bad. I get that you need to explain the backround for contrast, but don't name your video that if you only spend a fraction of the time on the subject
>>86690119
I was born just before The Simpsons aired so I guess it would be the first episode!
>>86694712
Rubadubdub thanks for the grub
>>86694176
I'm not one of those, I'm just alive for over 25 years. It'll happen to you too. Life just gets boring after a while, there's only so much you can do here.
>>86691569
we are exactly the same age
>everyone on /tv/ is in their 30s
kinda weird
>>86690119
>Marge Be Not Proud
>Fuck that feels good
>>86692060
Hey me too
>>86690678
stop posting this garbage thank you
>>86691068
2 days before I was born, what a fucking scary thought
I got this one.
>>86692833
>he actually thinks 2727 is dubs
The actual april episodes came out 8 days after my b-day while this one was six
>>86690119
>>86691539
What is this from?
I remember watching all the reruns on FOX as a kid, right around dinner time.
really good episode
my favourite is still the nanny one from season 1
>>86690516
Same. 11 days before my birth.
>>86690119
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) was released the day before I was born
>>86690119
>mfw i'm older than the simpsons and on 4chan
>no face
>>86698448
get outta here you old fuck
>>86690119
Huh? I guess the first episode, since I actually watched the tail end of the first season as it aired
Born a couple years before the Simpsons even existed.
At this rate, I'm never leaving here.
>>86693456
>tfw 28 and going nowhere in life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW747h08AU8
Bart gets an F, first of the second season. Holy shit there are some young people here.
The next episode after that, Simpson and Delilah, was about his hair growth formula and that inspiration guy. It was way better. It's probably one of the most endearing episodes of the whole series.
Last episode of season 1.
>>86690516
19 days before my birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pkqwY420yU
>>86698626
Beat it, Fogie
Separate Vocations. 2 days after my birthday, is this ep good or bad?
>>86692432
>>86699072
I'm 40 and I come here to blow off some steam. I can't imagine being here in my twenties. I was too busy living my life then. Get off this site and go fuck some girls man
>>86690119
>>86697190
I WAN'T MY ELEPHANT
>>86699120
Blow off some steam? What the fuck does that even mean in the context of a internet website?
You fucking fogies man I swear. What does just using the internet completely get you exhausted old man?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krusty_Gets_Kancelled
i fucking hate homerpalooza
>>86690119
Bart the Daredevil
Bart the General aired one day before I was born.
Anyone else love season 1?
>>86699436
Unwind for an hour or so. How stupid are you that you can't understand what I meant?
>>86699675
I do
>Everything after the Tracy Ullman shorts is the non-canon wacky TV show Homer created, as seen in "Behind the Laughter" (the true ending of the series)
>>86699690
Because that thought didnt even go through my head geezer. People who arent fossils just use the internet casually, like texting or something.
>>86691655
Hah, he fell for it!
>>86697922
The Ullman short Zoo Story. For an Ullman short it's not that bad.
>>86690119
The first episode aired like 2 months after I was born.
>>86700151
And that's exactly what I'm doing. Lol you're dense
>>86691592
>game of thrones gets 10 million
Not even close.
It gets more than 50 million easy, it's just that in 2017 a large amount of viewership is their online service (HBO NOW, HBO Go, whatever) and millions of people watching illegal streams and millions downloading torrented vids.
Shows like MASH predate the internet and predate time-independent viewing like the DVR box, which is the one and only reason they had so high rating.
And if someone brings up the VCR tape-recording, all the families that recorded a popular tv show had to do it while the TV show was airing which meant viewer ratings.
>>86700289
Yeah except I dont have to set aside an hour to do it grandad, Im just on it throughout the day. Its not an activity, its just something to do in-between the moments, like playing angry birds while taking a shit.
>>86690119
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_the_Fink
I guess this one is pretty good
S2E15 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
>>86700394
I can see how they can easily gauge viewship when we have digital tv's
But how the fuck did they measure viewship in the 90's and earlier? All I can find, is customer surveys they'd do to get an idea or a tiny amount of people installing monitoring devices like HomeScan for gift cards.
They had accurate numbers for 1% of the population, and then just guessed the rest?
All o ya millenial faggots.
>>86690119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLTlvMJANZE
>>86690119
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_the_Fink
pretty good i guess
Does some autist mind going through the thread and letting us know who the underage b&s are? In fact just reply to each post with then the episode aired, if you would.
>>86690516
This
26 days before my birthday
>>86698815
Why was the babysitters animation so fucking good
I was born 2 months before the show premiered
>>86690119
Lisa the Vegetarian
>>86700939
get lost, fogie
>>86690982
Same for me. Birthday just happened last week.
>>86690119
Good job guys, tabulating the results. Keep answering honestly.
>>86700885
It was first episode animated but last aired in season 1 because when they sent it of to Korea the animation came back super smooth and rubbery and it triggered James L Brooks
>>86690119
s01e01
The Crepes of Wrath to the day.
I never really liked that episode.
Dead Bart
>>86701106
beat it geezer
>>86691592
Never forget NBC rolled out Friends, Seinfeld and ER at the same fucking time.
Leno was crushing late night back then, too.
>>86690119
>>86690690
>The Simpsons and I are the same age, and yet the show still keeps going.
A-Anon, you don't keep going? Have you lost hope?
How fucking young is this board
>>86690119
The first episode
>>86700647
Okay dude you win
>>86692117
Rewatched recently (around Christmas time). This shit blows. Anything with guest stars playing themselves (which iirc started with Mickey Rooney right after Who Shot Mr Burns pt 2) is complete dog shit.
>>86701072
Triggered why
>>86701245
People born in 1999 are allowed to come here now. We're old.
Now lets find out which episode aired the closest to losing your virginity
>>86701370
Series finale.
>>86701370
The series will end LONG before that happens muh friend.
>>86701298
>(which iirc started with Mickey Rooney right after Who Shot Mr Burns pt 2)
but that's wrong faggot.
>>86690119
>Realizing you're the oldest lurker
Dull episode
>Who controls the British crown, who keeps the metric system down, we do, we do!
>>86701370
2nd Sneed episode.
>>86701315
The animation was too smooth which is more expensive and a lot of stuff was off-model
>>86701370
Either season 16 finale or season 17 premier
>>86701370
>2009 episodes
not even going to bother checking desu
>>86690690
Same...
>people still think that Matt Groening contributed literally anything to The Simpsons
>>86695021
You have selected POWER DRIVE.
marketer research data thread.
>>86701703
What does that have to do with this thread?
I was three days old
>none of you share my birthday
this is really BTFO of the " birthday problem"
>>86701337
>Allowed
yea and people born after 2000 are here too, shitting up the place
>>86701465
The only thing I can think of from before is the baseball episode, which is so central to the narrative I wouldn't include it as part of the ep. Prior to my example, when did they ever just get celebs to play themselves? Hoffman played Lisa's substitute, Grammer was Sideshow Bob. But when did they do the "Hey, kids, it's Mickey Rooney" with no context prior to that?
This episode came out on the day I was born
The fuggin Armin Tamzarian episode.
>>86702165
YOu should honestly just kys
>>86690119
>everyone doesn't just say 'the first one you faggot'
>you're allowed to post here if you were born after the Simpsons went downhill
I need to get out of here
>>86690119
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
>>86702187
>'h-he's younger than me! hah, i'll tell him to kill himself so i fit in!
SAD!
I was 7
>>86701370
Born, Simpsons roasting on an open fire
Virginity, probably See Homer Run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vIOLL1onwY
What are the best shorts?
>>86690897
day after my birth
>>86700745
They had diaries and later meters connected to the telephone lines. They get a sample of each demographic and guess.
>>86691592
Bro. They had like 10 fucking channels to choose from. What do you expect? We have literally hundreds of them now and we can watch anything we want at essentially anytime we want.
Youll never see those numbers on anything again unless its sports because those are meant to be watched live, in the moment. And even then the numbers are depressed because of illegal streams.
People still watch TV it's just their not all tied in to the same place at the same time.
Help me I'm so fucking alone, I lost everyone I cared about to suicide or accents.
>>86702325
It's not just that, he also was born on the worst episode
it's a bad omen, he's gonna grow up to become the next hitler just you watch
>>86702719
wtf do you mean accents?
>>86702719
>>86702849
accidents*
dont bully me please
Between the two Who shot Mr Burns episodes. Part two is a little bit closer.
>>86702849
Accents can be extremely annoying. Makes sense that he wants to distance himself from them.
>>86690119
An episode called: Fear of Flying apparently
>>86702624
The Art Museum, Home Hypnotism and Bart the Hero and are my favoruites.
A week after I was born
>>86692439
Ayy me too nigga.
Oh fuck, never realized I was older than the Simpsons.
Great episode
>>86690119
This is gonna date me
i'm 18 though just fyi
>came out a day before my birthday
Bart gets an F
>>86695552
The owner is still the same, they just changed the name.
>>86702719
>>86702849
>>86690119
Fuck, i'm old
Simpsons weren't on in 1972
>>86690119
Is this a trick question? Obviously the first episode.
>>86691772
Same here, 3 days after my birthday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub7MkK-a0hU
>>86704761
Is this the oldest poster on /tv/?
>>86690897
youre the first non-brazilian ive seen with the same birthday as mine
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
Simpsons started the month I was born, so I always know exactly how long its been on the air and how old I was when any episode aired.
The first one
Though it seems the sixth Tracy Ullman short aired a few days before I was born
>>86700824
Me too, anon, same episode. I'm early October
This was a good thread idea.
btw my birthday is in a few days ;)
7 days after my birthday.
>>86708751
damn I remember watching this episode when it aired on a shitty little camper TV at my mom's friend's house and being really amazed at the CG parts.JUST DONT LOOK
>the most forgettable season 3 episode
Why even bother?
>>86691107
>>86692238
May 9th master race reporting in. Born the day this episode aired as well.