Troopers, [encouraging patriotic army music starts playing] I

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Troopers, [encouraging patriotic army music starts playing] I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is canceled. We can all go home. [cut to soldier shaking his head] Bison is getting paid up for his crimes and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. [cut to soldier blinking] But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, [cut to Asian soldier] freedom [cut to female soldier] and justice [cut to inspired-looking soldier], they get packed up. But... we can all go home. [cut to soldier blinking] Well, I'm not going home. [cut to soldier smiling] I'm going to get on my boat [cut to soldier making a gesture of approval with his head] and I'm going up river and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so HARD [cut to soldier smiling] that the next Bison-wannabe is gonna feel it! Now who wants to go home... and WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME!