>be cute young girl
>be trying to make it in Hollywood
>get a casting call for a Joss Whedon project
>be glad cause you liked Buffy and he's a feminist that won't abuse you
>go to his office
>Walk in
>see this
What do?
Suck his dick to get cast as a pointless background character with no dialog.
take my kneepads out my handbag
>>86672506
Suck his dick and get cast as the female lead in Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
>implying women actually have feelings
Whedon did nothing wrong (other than being a hack)
Proceed to get a job by sucking dick, don't tell anyone about it until the shitstorm comes at which point start acting like a victim, sue him and get cash money. All of that just for sucking a dick, something I do on the daily being a cute young girl that I am. Ain't life grand