>yfw Dany saves you one time so your entire opinion of her

>be at gym
>benching
>this fat, pale neckbeard comes in
>walks straight up to me
>mind you, theres two other benches available
>"mind if I join in?" he asks
>point out theres TWO free benches
>"I don't like those benches"
>wtf.jpg
>he punches me in my windpipe
>I drop the bar on my chest
>he takes off his shitstained pants and plants his crusty asshole above my nose
>he lets out the warmest, most odourous fart ever
>it's so warm and humid my eyes water from the moisture itself
>I gag and puke in my mouth
>he starts shitting greasy, yellow diarhea all over my face
>it gets in my mouth, eyes and nose
>it tastes like extremely salty, warm peanutbutter mixed with fish
>"You feelin' fit?" he asks
>"Yeah, I guess I'm just a lucky guy" I say, shit sputtering out from my mouth

>>86669804
>love
>complete rationality

pick one.