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Be honest IV - 6/10 V - 6/10 VI - 4/10 I - 4/10 II - 3/10 III

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Be honest

IV - 6/10
V - 6/10
VI - 4/10
I - 4/10
II - 3/10
III - 3/10
VII - 2/10
RO - 1/10
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Looks like you don't enjoy star wars at all. Why do you watch them?
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Inb4 angry manchildren
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>>86652615
IV>V>VI>R1>III>II>I>VII
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I would never watch 8 fucking movies of a series that I hate.
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>>86652650
>>86652746

I enjoy 1-6 or could that doesnt make them good films.
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>>86652615
V > IV > VI = III > RO > VII = I > II
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Rogue One is easily the worst SW film. It's like if Peter Jackson made a LOTR movie where the plot is you find out how they made the mithril armour that Bilbo gives to Frodo
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if anybody ranks VII as anything but dead-last they should literally and unironically blow their fucking brains out
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5 > 4 > 7 = 6 > 3 = RO > 2 > 1
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V>VI>IV>TCW>RO>I>TFA>III>II

This is objective fact.
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V > IV > VI > III > I > RO > II > TFA
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>8 movies in franchise
>6 suck
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>>86652941
yup
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IV 8/10
V 9/10
VI 6/10
I 1/10
II 2/10
III 2/10
VII 0/10
RO -1/10
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>>86652941
>makes trillions
really makes one ponder
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>>86652763

I'm not watching 8 fucking movies of a series I don't like. And I certainly am not making a thread on 4chan in which I compare all of them.

That's just stupid.

>Hey guys, let's compare and contrast the movies of a series I can't stand!

Not even 4chan autists do that. They at least like half the movies in a series that they shit on.
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Raiders > 5 > Last Crusade > 4 > 6 > Temple of Doom > 7 > Crystal Skull > 3 > RO > 1 > 2

Empire is the only genuinely good star wars movie. 4 and 6 are 6/10 and the score plummets from there
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I don't get Star Wars.
Dumb stories, dumb aliens, dumb universe, inconsistent abilities of characters, it doesn't even look good.
Even when I was a kid the ewok and wookies just made me facepalm out of embarassment.
Funnily enough I feel the same about Star Trek.
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i don't know maybe it came out around the time when i became woke, but episode III will always be the worst for me. i never laughed harder in a theater and i have never been able to get through a second viewing.
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>>86653134
What in the absolute fuck. Surely youve never actually sat and watched any of these movies before and have only the faintest recollection of them in passing?

Crystal Skull over anything should be grounds to have you chemically castrated and Im 100% serious.
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>>86653275
Go to bed Jim Florentine.
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>>86653347
I wish I had such a cool name.
I'm just a guy who loves space movies and is sad that the references are such low brow trash.
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>>86653077
That's what autists do and reread what that anon said again. Or go back to redreddit star wars sucks objectively.
>>86653134
Correct
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>IV
10/10

>V
10/10

>VI
8/10

>I
3/10

>II
0/10

>III
0/10

>VII
8/10

>R1
6/10
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>>86653471
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>86653471
>III
>0/10
you can not be serious
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>>86653601

so love is blind?
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>>86653306
I'd rather watch Crystal Skull again over any of the prequels and RO. At least I'll get a laugh or two out of it
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>>86654368
>he can't laugh at the prequels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHCyDxxXog4
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>>86654486
I don't think the bits that make CS funny were intentional
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IV - 10/10
V - 10/10
IV - 9.5/10
I - 8.5/10
II - 9/10
III - 8/10
VII - 6/10
R1 - 4/10
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>>86652800
LOL! But for real, I did enjoy Rogue One.
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Marathoned the series a couple weeks ago
IV-8/10
V-8/10
RO-6/10 most rewatchable
III-6/10
VI-5/10 Best opening, but everything after Jabba's Palace is a bit underwhelming. It's also very obvious that the people behind the scenes cared much less than they did in the previous two
I-4/10
II-2/10
VII-Don't even consider it a movie
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>>86653471
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>>86652615
IV-8/10
V-10/10
VI-6/10
I-5/10
II-4/10
III-5/10
VII-5/10
RO-2/10
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>>86655761
>Ranking RO below TFA
pleb spotted
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IV = V > VII = VI > R1 > I > II = III
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The prequels were fun, the original 3 were okay, and the new ones are generic disney crap. Anyone who is a Star Wars fan is a total fag lmao.
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V > I > IV > III > VI > II >>>>>>>>>RO>>>>>>>>>>>VII
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IV - 9/10
V - 10/10
VI - 7/10
I - 3/10
II - 2/10
III - 5/10
VII - 4/10
RO - didn't watch desu
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>>86652615
IV=9/10
V=10/10
VI=8/10
I=4/10
II=3/10
III=5/10
VII=9/10
RO=5/10
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IV = 7/10
V = 9/10
VI = 8/10
I = 5.5/10
II = 6/10
III = 6.5/10
VIII = 4/10
RO = 5/10

My prediction for The Last Jedi based on leaks, Rian Johnson, Kathleen Kennedy's interference, politics at Disney, and the trailer. 6.5/10.
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>>86652650

This.

/tv/ bitches and spergs out on how much they hate Star Wars, but the truth is every one of them will line up to see all of the new films on opening night.
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>>86655130

>VI has the best opening

My fucking nigga.

Jabba's Palace is so fucking GOAT.
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VI > V > I > III > IV > VII > RO > II

Love all of the though.
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>>86652615
You're one of the few people who doesn't rate III higher than I and that makes you a good egg. People who think ep 3 is good have tricked themselves that the abject mishandling of the plot points we waited for for years somehow makes it NOT fucking terrible.
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>>86658328
>TFA 9/10
Explain yourself, please
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>>86652615

IV - 3.5/5
V - 4/5
VI - 2.5/5
I - 2/5
II - 1.5/5
III - 2.5/5
VII - 2/5
RO - 2.5/5
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>>86652615
IV - 8/10
V - 9/10
VI - 8/10
I - 7/10
II - 6/10
III - 7/10
VII - 5/10
RO - 8/10
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>>86652615
IV - 7/10
V - 9/10
VI - 5/10
I - 3/10
II - 2/10
III - 2/10
VII - 7/10
RO - 4/10

Ewok's Movie: 6/10
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IV - 1/10
V - 1/10
VI - 1/10
I - 0/10
II - 0/10
III - 0/10
VII - 0/10
RO - 0/10
Holiday Special - 10/10
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V>IV>VI

None of the others exist
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>>86652800
>Rogue One is easily the worst SW film. It's like if Peter Jackson made a LOTR movie where the plot is you find out how they made the mithril armour that Bilbo gives to Frodo

Holy fuckin shit 1000x this.
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>>86659370
To me its equal to IV. I know I'm going to get a bunch of shit but I don't care.
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>>86659539

VI is in the same mid-low bracket as RO and III (still making it in the top five star wars films, lel). The opening half hour is on par with V, but that doesn't make up for the clusterfuck that is the rest of the film. It's prequel tier after tatooine.
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IV - fun but heavily dated forgettable popcorn brain candy
V - a lot more boring than everyone remembers but is a tight story that strikes emotional chords more any of the others
VI - dialed back to fun brain candy but now with stupid teddy bear monsters
I - mostly an enjoyably retarded ride but it might as well not even have any of the original characters
II - as bad as everyone thinks it is and then some
III - way way worse than everyone gives it credit for because it shit the bed on all counts
VII - updated forgettable summer brain candy that is disliked by people who forgot that IV was itself a derivative cash grab
RO - an emotionless waste of a handful of half decent moments, and second worst one
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>>86652615
Do you feel in charge?
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why does enjoying ep 7 send so many of you into an autistic rage
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>>86659603

horrible taste

>VII - updated forgettable summer brain candy that is disliked by people who forgot that IV was itself a derivative cash grab

Star Wars was original, though. The sum of its parts was incredibly original in film, even if it was stealing ideas from samurai movies and french comics. It was a product, but it was novel at the time and is still one of the most original and well constructed introductions to a fantasy universe in film.
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>>86659714
People hating on part 7 is as bad as people fellating part 3. 7 is way better than 3 on almost every level. Yeah, it's cashing in on nostalgia, but all of these movies are doing that. Yeah, the plot is the same shit we've gotten. The Friday the 13th movies recycle the exact same plot over and over again and those movies are beloved. This shit happens.

V > IV > VII > VI > I > III > RO > II
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IV - 9.75/10
V - 8.75/10
VI - 10/10
I - 9/10
II - 6.5/10
III - 7/10
VII - 8.75/10
RO - 7/10
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VI - 10/10
V - 10/10
IV - 9/10
III - 8/10
RO - 7/10
II - 6/10
I - 6/10
VII - 5/10
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>>86652615
This is a little off

IV - 8/10
V - 8/10
VI - 5/10
I - 4/10
II - 1/10
III - 6/10
VII - 5/10
RO - 4/10
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>>86653471
>1,2,3 lower than 7
Look at this man and laugh
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>>86659326
>abject mishandling of the plot points we waited for for years somehow makes it NOT fucking terrible.
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>>86652615
IV - 9/10 (near perfect movie)
V - 10/10 (perfect second act movie)
VI - 6/10 (lighting and cinematography make it look like a TV movie)
I - 5/10 (characters have no motivation other than plot, none of them really want anything)
II - 4/10 (Hayden)
III - 3/10 (Hayden and WAY TOO MUCH CGI)
VII - 7/10 (Had the right spirit, but should have done something new)
RO - 8/10 (I'd be lying if I said this wasn't my third favorite of the franchise)
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IV - 1/8
V - 2/8
VI - 3/8
I - 4/8
II - 5/8
III - 6/8
VII - 7/8
RO - 8/8

this is my personal ranking by release date
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>>86652615
IV - 8.5/10
V - 9/10
VI - 8/10
I - 6.5/10
II - 6/10
III - 7.5/10
VII - 6/10
RO - 7.5/10
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>>86652615
>IV - 1/10
>V - 1/10
>VI - 1/10
>I - 1/10
>II - 1/10
>III - 1/10
>VII - 1/10
>RO - 1/10

only fat nerds virgins like star wars
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>>86652900
>RO and TFA higher than ep III
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>86666325
Have sex
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