We make assumptions about each other based off our top 4 most

>>86648666
I'm not playing your game, satan

>>86648708
You kind of just did by assuming I'm Satan

Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Metalocalypse
Benjamin Tennyson from Ben 10
Dean Venture from the Venture Brothers
Robin from Teen Titans

>>86648666
What a sad sack

1. Thad castle
2. Jeff winger
3. Bluth Sr.
4. Buck from time squad

>>86648666
homosexual
>>86654166
queer
>>86654217
gay

>>86654166
>Benjamin Tennyson from Ben 10
>Robin from Teen Titans
You're annoying twink piece of shit.

>>86648666
> wants me to copy and paste four images into one
you know how fucking long that will take? i'm on fucking linux

>>86648666
You think you're smarter than everyone around you but really you're just angry and insecure. The only positive attention you've ever gotten in your life is pity for your "depression" so you've been riding that wave since childhood, going out of your way to create the worst possible situations for your self just so you can complain loud enough for everyone to hear and maybe get some of that sweet sweet pity. You think your friends view you as the cynical funny guy who takes no shit but really you're just the stubborn obnoxious bummer.

>>86648666
Gumball Watterson
Asami Sato
Jerry Smith from R&M
Daredevil

>>86648666
Who's the anime chick?

>>86654480
Cuck

>>86648666
Miles from Sideways
Kathy H from Never Let Me Go
Ethan Hawke's Hamlet
Steve from American Dad

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>>86654474

Literally and unironically delete this

I'd also like to project that OP mistakes his narcissism for strong empathy (I have the same sickness too)

>>86654336
But I'm not a twink? I'm straight and 230 lbs.

>>86654414
>i'm on fucking linux
maybe you shouldn't be such a fucking faggot then

>>86654480
I feel like we could possibly be good friends.

>>86654524
Akko from Little Witch Academia.

>>86654723

same level of laziness as phone-posters

actually it's something beyond laziness since he still bothered to post about not bothered he can be about playing with OP

>>86654701
Then I was wrong.

>>86654774
I'm down for a new friend.

>>86654474
What if I would rather be hated than pitied, and what if that was a principle I've held myself to my entire life and have acted on numerous times IE to make people dislike me rather than feel bad for me

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1. Yang Wenli (Legend of the Galactic heroes)
2. Oskar von Reuenthal (Legend of the Galactic heroes)
3. James Delaney (Taboo)
4. Aleksandr Kaydanovskiy (Stalker)

>>86654414
Gimp isnt hard to use at all you faggot

>>86654830
Serves you right, faggot.

1. Shadow the Hedgehog
2. Sasuke Uchiha
3. Raven from teen titans
4. A2 from nier automata

>>86654869
I would say you want to control how people feel about you but have always had a hard time being liked so to convince yourself you still have control you do the only thing you've ever been good at socially and repel people.

>>86655070
You're making that up or you secretly really love hip hop and contemporary pop

Johnny "High" Test
Johnny Bravo
Panty Anarchy
Bill Wilson

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>>86654474
I don't feel like this is too accurate. I have clinical depression and anxiety, but I haven't told anybody.
>You think your friends view you as the cynical funny guy who takes no shit but really you're just the stubborn obnoxious bummer.
I don't have any friends, but ouch.

>>86654677
>I'd also like to project that OP mistakes his narcissism for strong empathy (I have the same sickness too)
I used to consider myself a very empathetic person but realized that didn't make sense since I don't see other people as real people. And in the past week my mom accused me of being a narcissist.

>>86654869

not him but let me ask are these people just acquaintances in general you've angered/annoyed to stave off pity or relationships you caringly built over a period of time that for one argument or another you decided could no longer be maintained?

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>>86655078
Yeah sounds about right
brb

Donald Trump
Sam Hyde
Milo Yiannopolous
Richard Spencer

>>86655070
That's funny cause for me its
1. Sonic the Hedgehog
2. Naruto Uzumaki
3. Starfire from Teen Titans
And I don't know who your 4th but I'm sure they're a positive and upbeat person!

>>86654848
Are you white? I don't mean to be aggressive or off-putting, I just try not to have more than 2 non-black friends at a time.

>>86655191

>And in the past week my mom accused me of being a narcissist

I'd like to know what context she used that in if you don't mind elaborating, but regardless:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DGUDC_hbWk&feature=youtu.be&t=37

1. Christine from Christine (2016)
2. The police guy from Cherish (2002) that shows up to check on Zoe's ankle bracelet and has a hopeless crush on her
3. Casey Affleck's character in Lonesome Jim
4. Gunther from Friends

>>86655386
Fuck off, Krager, you racist pavement monkey.

The Dude from the Big Lebowski
Mark Corrigan from Peep Show

I cant really think of 2 others, though it should paint a pretty good picture

>>86648666
so you're like larry david and a bunch of random weebshit

I'm glad I don't know you in real life

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>>86655555
Fucking kill yourself with your shit get.

>>86655444

>The police guy from Cherish (2002) that shows up to check on Zoe's ankle bracelet and has a hopeless crush on her

solid kek for the specifics. i saw that movie. btw congrats on your trips, you must be so proud

>>86655555
nice

>>86655235
The first one, I wouldn't bother developing a relationship with someone I didn't think was worth the time (read: I haven't developed any relationships with anyone outside of my family), it's more applicable to people at school or these days work
You remember that scene in [kids show] where the kid found a stray dog but their parents said they couldn't keep it and had to send it away, so the kid tells it to go away and starts hurling abuse at it to make it leave but really just wants it to stay? It's like that.
Best case scenario they'd like me, and I'd always approach that potential with positivity, but if it starts to tip towards them looking down on me, little condescending remarks and the like then I'd rather do something to make them think of me as an uncaring asshole than a desperate suckup

>>86655612
Thanks I'm a bit proud. And glad you saw that movie, it's my personal all time favorite. The soundtrack was fantastic too.

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>>86655555
>Charlie Brown
>weebshit

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-taxi driver
-robert ford
-american psycho (the book especially is probably closest to depicting my thinking patterns in past and nowadays to a lower degree)
-hard time with fourth, maybe ben afflecki in nocturnal animals? and sometimes james mcavoy in filth, but i wish more often

>>86655776
>ben afflecki in nocturnal animals
sorry im a retard. i meant jake gyllenhaal ofcourse. and now that i think of it probably not, maybe in nightcrawler, but I dont have that ''psycho go-getter who wins normies in their own normie games'' skill

James McAvoy in Split
James McAvoy in Split
James McAvoy in Split
And
James McAvoy in Split

>>86655555
Bojack is my favorite anime.

Walter White from Breaking Bad
Tyler Durden from Fight Club
Deadpool from Deadpool
Light from Death Note

>>86655418
My mom bought three big Snapples for the family (including me there's three of us). One was put in the fridge and on that Monday during dinner we all drunk some of it. I make a comment at some point to my mom that if she gives me two dollars I can refill the bottle. By the end of the night there was only a tiny bit left. I need to take out the garbage and recycles, since there's only a little bit left I decide to just drink the rest of it. But instead of taking it out with the recycles I throw it back in the fridge.

The next day I go to the store and buy two Lemon Ice Tea Arizonas, my sister sees me bring them in. I go in the kitchen then and pour them into the Snapple bottle, it's more than half way full now as opposed to being basically empty. I drink from it during dinner, but I pour it in a cup and mix it with seltzer water. Later that evening my sister walks into the living from the kitchen, her big cup full of brown liquid. I ask her about it, it's from the Snapple bottle. She assumed it was one of the other two Snapples even though they're sitting openly on the floor in the kitchen and talked about refilling it last night. She said I was wrong. So we explain to our mom and my mom agrees with her, I was being crazy and it was my fault, not my sister's for not paying attention. She called me a narcissist because "no one thinks about what another person is doing that much.

>clip
I can't drink yet, I'm 18.

>>86648666
A pretentious kike?

>>86655555
>bojack
>charlie brown
>weebshit
What did he mean by this?

>>86655386
I watch Legend of Korra, of course I'm white.

>>86648666
You're one of those reinvented Jews

>>86655656

in my case i'd even rather them see me as paranoid and over-emotional than desperate. what bothers me is that fronting myself as an unfeeling asshole still yields a more proper engagement out of them than the prickly/over-sensitive route which just gets silence (for obvious reasons but it's a still downer since that second projection's closer to who i am)

>>86656769
Haha, I think we're similar
have you noticed perhaps that even if people like you at first, all it takes for them to dislike you is just more interactions?
like you can tell, at first they think you're a stumbling normie
then they kind of get weird
then they finally leave you, toss you into weird category or whatever

>>86656626
My sister likes Legend of Korra. But a better question is, how old are you and what coast are you on?

>>86656670
If I converted to anything it'd probably be Islam, but I'm not religious.

>>86656952
24, East Coast

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Charlie Kaufman in Adaptation
Jeff Winger from Community
J. D. from Scrubs
Kyle Broflovski from South Park

>>86656413

You may still be a narcissist, but from that anecdote alone it's most definitely not the case. Your mom's kind of an asshole on top of false-flagging since it's abnormal to use "perceptive" as an insult

>>86657058
kike

>>86657218
I wish. It would open up so many doors for me.

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>>86655465
You and I would get along just fine

>>86656976
you got wood.

>>86657003
Oh, cool. 18, New York.

>>86657058
You need to be punched in the face.

>>86656947

>all it takes for them to dislike you is just more interactions?

i think it's a basic fear for everyone when it comes to people you like. i always did envy those individuals who could genuinely claim they have even one person who they could let their hair down around and still be assured of their respect.

it's mutually exclusive for me. the more i show myself, the more i get the feeling like i'm being reduced to a distant object of curiosity (i tell myself i'm not that interesting but the feeling's still there). even those people who "like" different/weird just end up making me feel like an animal at the zoo, so i'm left severing ties with these people or pacing myself most carefully around them

>>86657974
That might be true. It hasn't happened yet, I bet it could help.

>>86657152
>Your mom's kind of an asshole
I kind of think so, but try not to.
I could've been more explicit but I didn't think I needed too. It seems like I do and say things a lot I think make sense or are harmless but they don't make sense to other people or aren't harmless. Basically people never know what I mean or what I'm talking about.

Who you see yourself as and who others see you as are two completely different things

>>86658264

They are harmless, to be sure. The fault's on them for criticizing what they don't understand, since from what you've posted so far your thoughts come across quite clearly and honestly you seem more tolerant of people's fuckery than you have any need to be. Outside your depression and anxiety you seem problem-free at least in terms of behavior. I think it's just as simple as the fact that your folks are insecure and unwilling to meet you halfway. This was a pretty pointless "diagnosis" on my part and I don't have any good suggestions to offer besides saving yourself by killing them all, so I'm sorry for wasting your time

>>86657844
Virginia Beach here

>>86656413
I think you should move out and find some friends, your mother sounds pretty odd. (From what you describe it isn't narcissism, no offense to your but if she thinks that's narcissism, she doesn't know what the word means in a language or psychological sense.)
Of course you're probably the better judge of the situation as you're in it, but still, just thought I should say.

>>86658673
>They are harmless, to be sure.
Oh no, I didn't even mention the shit I've done I thought I was harmless. I'm an asshole. It's not on purpose and I don't know how to control it. I'm kind of learning from it though. You can't call a woman a whore and expect her to be okay with it. You can't say you want to hurt women and expect people to know what you mean. You can't say you're against interracial relationships because it means you hate mixed people, apparently. And you can't curse someone out and expect them to be friendly. It seems like I come off as aggressive and unfriendly all the time when I don't think I am or mean to be.

>>86659282
>she doesn't know what the word means in a language or psychological sense.
It's funny, she's a therapist.
>I think you should move out and find some friends,
Not moving out, but I start college next Monday. Making friends isn't easy for me, but I hope something happens.

>>86658711
I don't know what to say now.

>>86659574
Does she actually have a degree in Psychology?

1. Rambo from First Blood.
2. Norman Bates from Bates Motel.
3. Bruce Wayne from The Dark Knight.
4. William from Westworld.

>>86659695
I have no idea, I would assume so.

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>>86659282

>find some friends

About as useful a word of advice as "Be careful"

>>86659779

It'd be funny if she was lying about working in psychology for the longest time, just to give her persecution complex some validation

>>86659757
Interesting list, you must be a really fucked up guy.

>>86659779
It's just in some places you can be a therapist without actually having a degree in psychology.

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
Silent Bob
Shiba Tatsuya
Josey Wales

>>86659868
ah.

>>86659757
sociopath

>>86656413
I guess you should have reminded them about the stupid bottle, but it was still a really weird use of the term "narcissist"

>>86664175
She was saying I think everybody should pay attention to me and what I'm doing.

Driver
The Driver
Taxi Driver
Baby Driver

>>86665143
You drive.

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>>86648666
Larry David
Tate (Evan Peters character in the first season of AHS)
Holden Mcneil (Ben Affleck's character in Chasing Amy)
and Ben Wyatt from parks and rec

>>86648666
Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks
Cabiria from Notti Di Cabiria
Papageno from Trollflojten
Pirelli from Sweeney Todd

>>86648666
You're a loser with delusions of grandeur and you're generally anti-social. You can't stand to be alone because you hate yourself but you also hate everyone else so you wind up constantly running through a gauntlet of one night stands and casual acquaintances while high on whatever drugs you can get your hands on to keep yourself distracted from the fact you're completely miserable despite whatever good qualities you might possess you find yourself slowly degrading with age until you finally kill yourself as complete apathy and anhedonia consume you.

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anyone else out there like me?

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>>86648666
> Lisbeth Salander (Girl with the dragon tattoo)
> Jessica Jones
> Vanessa Ives (Penny Dreadful)
> Shane McCutcheon (The L-Word)

I'm 31 years old, male

>>86668246
this is amazing.

>>86668061
Why would you write this about me? It wasn't necessary to be this cruel. At least the version of me you imagined is capable of having sex, that's kind of compliment. Or maybe I'm the worst possible version of me. Everything else is accurate, except for the drugs. I've been sober my entire life.

>>86668391
You love interracial porn.

>>86648666

Fox Mulder
Xavier Renegade Angel
Quicksilver from X-Men
Richard Harrow

>>86668620
No, I don't.
I think POC should be legally unable to appear in porn in any kind of porn and it should be illegal for them to mate with whites and should be punished with castration in addition to a hughe fine.

Im curious - what made you think of that?

>>86668784
>Jessica Jones

Lee Chandler
Olga Hepnarová
Humbert Humbert
Tony Montana

>>86669000
Ah I see. I totally supressed this fact in my memory. Well, I can relate to Jessica. But NOT in terms of her choice of sexual partners. The Luke Cage-Actor should be glad he is legally allowed a role in a TV-Series AT ALL.
Like I said: Sex scenes / porn should be made illegal if it has blacks in them.

>>86648666
You're a loser

>>86669089
>Olga Hepnarová
Nutcase with some good taste.

>>86665143

Who's your favorite actor?

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>>86655989

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>>86669331
I approve of this assumption

Jeremy from Peep Show
Bojack horseman from Bojack Horseman
Sid from Skins
Jerry from Rick and Morty

>>86669289
you... i like you

>>86669489
Jesus, I'm sorry, anon.

>>86668061
This is fine for me.

>>86663567
A veteran with PTSD.
A paranoid schizophrenic.
A righteous vigilante.
A cunt.

I don't see how this makes up a sociopath.

>>86648666
Titus Pullo from Rome
Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z
X9 from Samurai Jack
Travis from Taxi Driver

>>86648666
Unnamed protagonist/Tatami Galaxy
Mordecai/Regular Show
Wallace Wells/Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Todd/Bojack Horseman

>>86656976
You seem like a cool guy to hang around.

Carl Brutananadilewski
Karl Pilkington
Carl Carlson
Carl Wheezer

>>86655552
Wanker

>>86655555
W A S T E D
A
S
T
E
D

>>86656976
>In Bruges
sad bro-tier, but bro tier nonetheless. Would enjoy banter

>>86674906
Cyanical and depressed but still clinging to hope

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>>86655552
What a bunch of losers. I mean, they're just like me.

>>86654975
>Likes Teen Titans and Ben 10
>Calls others a faggot
This the state of the world we live in right now. Let that sink in.

>>86655190
Faggot slut who likes big guys

>>86655555
Oh my! How will he recover?

>>86655776
>taxi driver
>american psycho
You have the making of a sub par school shooter

>>86655465
This 100%.
Though I realized they're kind of opposite of each other, with the Dude being all laid back'n shit and Mark being a nervous wreck