This was symbolic right? We're totally meant to assume

>>86599735
Yea they banged.

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This scene was one of the most dishonest pieces of work I've ever seen. Only LA LA land managed out dishonest of one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Why has there been so many Harry Potter threads recently?

>>86599735
It strongly implies that he fucked her in the ass and she sucked shit off his dick. How could anyone possibly miss that?

>>86600349
>Spielberg
Didn't he want to make it animated?

>>86600349
0/10 opening, apply yourself

>>86600349
>Great gatsby
>Good

>>86599735
>make final movie a two parter
>when the 2nd to last book was a set up for it anyway

>>86600488
No it said that they stretched their legs and then he stretched the "moist spot between her legs".

>>86600561
And they made a lot of shekels out of it. Stop being a stupid goy.

>>86600438
Warner shills trying to emulate "hype" for fantastic numales 2

>>86600349
nah, the first few movies and books were good

doodly doo dee doo doo doodly doo dee dooooo

>>86599735
Can Wizards use magic to preform abortions? If so, the amount of unprotected sex happening behind the scenes would be huge.

I don't remember this scene but if I went to grab Hermione by her waist in a tent alone I'm gonna try to fuck

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>>86599735
>fuck used goods

harry is literally a cuck!

>>86599735
It would be a pretty sordid plot element if they had, wouldn't it?

The odd thing is that the way Harry and Hermione’s relationship is portrayed in the movie, it certainly seems possible. There's a slightly tense moment where Harry pulls Hermione to her feet to dance but Hermione’s draws away.

According to original canon, though, they certainly never shared that sort of equation. They do get a lot closer, especially during the visit to Godric’s Holloway but there is nothing to suggest that their bond bordered on the sexual, or even romantic.

As Harry said he always ‘loved her like his sister’ and Ron knew this.

I think that ought to be good enough for us as well.

@86600349
Holy shit it literally is one guy posting this and samefagging. He is just a fucking autist he seethes in his posts.

>>86601165
>@86600349
Holy fuck at least lurk for more than 24 hours before posting!!

>>86599735
CHILDSUPPORTO ABORTO!!!FACT!!!

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>>86600349
im fully convinced tao lin is one of the main instigators to make this pasta so popular, just to market his shitty novel which hides aside these classic
from now will it be my duty to undo his damage, so please replace your version immediatly with a proper one like mine in case you have been tricked by this slanty eyed gook hack

>>86599735
You do know all your questions can be answered by looking up what people who made this had to say about it right

>>86601384
>he thinks that isnt on purpose not to give a (You)
You should lurk more I guess

>>86601703
>tao lin
Holy fuck you could actually be right.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4384181/?ref_=tt_ov_dr
>2018 Taipei (novel) (post-production)

He shilled Mumblecore here back in 2012 and the amount of shilling of him is pretty much gone from /lit/ and has been for quite some time now.

>>86601862
>I pretended to be retarded

Epic meme bro.

>>86601951
No senpai I didn't post to trigger you I posted so the pastafag autist would see like always

>>86600868
Do they use herbs or spells to do that

>>86601067
>There's a slightly tense moment where Harry pulls Hermione to her feet to dance
Yeah it's so weird. It's like the movie knew the audience want it
Fuck the movie. They can never do this right

>>86599735
In real life they would have.

Its implied Ron is a cuck, but JK didn't have the guts to do it because she needs to make beta males believe their women love them.

That's why HP is a fantasy series.

>>86602203
I spell could easily do it. For example, you could have a girl lay with her legs spread open and say

>Accio FETUS

And the fetus will be pulled right out of her.