>character throws something off screen >trash cans rattle

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>>86591726
>character takes a shit
>doesn't scream in agony pulling the sharp poop from his ass

>character carelessly tosses out some trash
>it flies square into the face of the biggest guy in the room

>Big Guy stomps up behind character and gently taps his shoulder
>character angrily swerves towards him
>'WHAT DO YOU WAN-'
>camera pans up fron hulking muscle to big guy's angry, garbage-splattered face
>Big Guy smiles and pounds his fists

>>86591943
took me 3 attempts to figure out what you meant

>>86591943
well moron good for happy gilmOHMYGOD

>>86591726
that's 100.5% accurate, have you ever thrown something off screen? I know you have not.

>New York
>"EY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE!"

>character wakes up in the morning
>dick isn't rock hard

>character wakes up in the morning
>doesnt think 30 about if its even worth it but then he has the urge to take a piss

>>86592017
Kek

>>86592052
>Brooklyn
>"BADDA BING BADDA BOOM!"

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>Character talks to a cute girl
>Isn't afflicted by crippling self-doubt, memories of opportunities missed, questioning his self-worth or even thinking back to past relationship troubles

And I'm supposed to suspend my disbelief?

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>character has a minor fall
>Wilhelm scream loud as fuck on the centre speaker

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>character gets home from work
>doesn't use tv shows to numb the pain of existing and force himself to go to sleep,but not before masturbating

>character has a gf
what in the fuck, how unrealistic can you get?

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>character tosses household object
>huge explosion

>>86591943
>"You dropped this"
>character looks into the camera and swallows