Cara Delevingne is a great actress, /TV/. Her film is a

>her
>success in europe
>implications

>>86585161
You know one doesn't necessarily follow from the other, right?

She's fine in that particular role. The real problem with that movie is the lead guy, who's god awful in fucking everything.

i'd probably go see this movie if it wasn't for the ugly lead actors and star wars tier cgi aliens

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>>86585203
>hating on classic Dane

>>86585247
He's shit. He's not a good actor and he never will be.

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I love Cara! Went to see Valerian twice, even. :3

Hopefully she gets more and better roles in the future, too, because Enchantress was underused and that Paper Town (or whatever) movie was boring as fuck.

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fridge kino?

She's not so much of an actress as a breathing clothes rack

>>86585612
Her visage is so... porcine!

>>86585161
Why do the main characters of this film always have a scowl on their faces? Maybe people would have gone to see it if they smiled a bit in the trailer.

>>86586272
This is some next level meming I never thought possible. Kill me.

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>>86586338
why? she is actually shaped like a fridge, she has no hips.

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What would be the better experience, her licking your face or you licking hers?

>>86586420
Her licking yours. You never see people get excited over the prospect of licking a dogs face do you?

>>86586420
Us licking each others tongues (You and me, not her)

>>86586420
>wanting a 3/10 to lick your face
>wanting to lick a 3/10s face

how about no

>>86586446
hahahah EPIC win brooo, TAKE some FINE GOLD

>>86586486
Thanks reddit, it's truly not an honor

>>86586470
I would lick your face anon.

>>86586606
I'd punch you homo into a coma if you come close to me

>>86586657
stop being a faggot and take a lick like a man

>>86585203
Very much this. Cara wasn't bad at all. Dane just really phoned it in.

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>>86587060
>"uh oh not the fridge is at fault for the movie bombing! i-it was the numales fault completely!!!!"

https://youtu.be/VaWCEzfXCaU

>>86585161
They don't look like the characters :-(

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>>86587843
>need to cast a redhead hottie
>cast Fridge Goblin Cara for that role
>call it a day

>need to cast some tall chad 007 carbon copy
>cast Numale manlet Dane for it
>call it a day

and then they wonder why it bombed.

>>86585612
I just finished wanking. Thanks asshole now I gotta go again

>>86588260
>jerking off to a 2/10

lol

Can someone post the pic where she's hissing like a snake?

>>86585612
She looks like a boy in this. Disgusting

>>86588437

>supermodel
>2/10

hmmmmmm

>>86585161

No she isn't.

>>86585247
hi Dane

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>>86588866
that ain't a supermodel, thats what happens when some richfag decides to put his ugly fridge formed daughter into everything.

compared to a real supermodel Cara ain't shit.

>>86585161
Too bad they are poor as shit over there. Her dad memed the world with her "career"

>>86588437
lol right our anime girls are superior

>>86585161
While Valerian is doing more business in Europe, like a lot of people were predicting, it's still a far cry from being a success. It hasn't even made its budget back, least of reached the 400 million mark Besson himself stated would be the mark where it could be seen as a success.

>>86589331
What do you mean? It looks like it's on its way to being a sleeping hit. The Bluray sales will kill it too.

>>86589353
I mean exactly what I said. It has barely crossed 100 million WW, and unless there's been a huge rise from the previous update, it still is a far cry from being successful.

Besson himself said on one interview, that 400 million WW is what he looks for as a line where the movie is successful, considering its budget. It still has a long way to that and what comes to Blu-ray sales, that won't be enough to cover it.

she's just the most beautiful human being to ever live

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speaking of Valerian
>the movie came out
>hmm that name sounds familiar
>there was a cartoon called Time Jam: Valerian & Laureline i watched as a teen
>check it out again
>watch the first episode for nostalgia's sake
>then another
>then another
>now at 12th episode and can't stop
How can a French/Japanese animated show be so much better than the movie?
Not only that, the soundtrack is fucking stellar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx4tYx2KDz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmmQc06KSuw
Good shit, much better than the movie, at least for me.

>>86591104
The cartoon is a hidden gem, much underappreciated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOL3hS3hSOY

>>86591154
>>86591104
reminds me of spy girls, that was full of good shit

>>86591275
Both are french, they're really good at animated shows.

>>86585161
Looks like Zac Effron

>Budget: $177 - 210 million
>Box office: $115.3 million
Kek

>>86586469
Y-you're a g-girl r-right?

>>86586420
I don't want to taste her make up. He'll have to lick my face.

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>>86588509

>>86588866
>supermodel

The point is that she looks like a tranny. Having a bigshot fashion industry uncle helps too

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>>86591564
Are you a millionaire investor, or why do you care about box office numbers?

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>>86586420
69 seems more natural than licking each other's faces like dogs

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>>86591104
posting superior laureline

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>>86592312
do you think cara is into getting her butthole licked?

>>86585161
She has only one fucking face expression and it looks like her dad took a toy away from her.

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>>86586420
Can I put on lipstick and cover her in kiss marks?

>>86592378
I can't imagine that being a pleasant experience unless she threatened to hurt you if you didn't

>>86592378
shes definitely into having her boifeet licked
she has a foot fetish

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>>86585161
>great actress
pigfaced retard.webm

>>86592378
Michelle Rodriguez already confirmed this

>>86589224
my nigga

>>86589224
but he said she's a 2/10 on a supermodel scale
pretty accurate

Valerian is the best movie of the summer.

>>86592174
Because the less successful her movie is, the less her career will take off and and the less I will be forced to see her in more movies with her pitiful "acting".

Like this chick sucks at acting.

>>86595748
>forced to see her in more movies
No one is FORCING you to go see her movies, anon. Get a grip.

>>86595937
No I am not forced to see her movies, but that's not what I mean. Just knowing this talentless bitch is in movies at all is so disheartening, because she's taking roles away from actually good actresses.

>>86596048
>she's taking roles away from actually good actresses
Do you have proof of this?

>>86596094
Yeah she's in a lead role that could've gone to anyone else.

>>86596139
>actually good actresses
>anyone else
So which is it? You can't prove that she took away roles from good actresses so now you're moving the goalposts. HAHAHAHA you make me laugh!

>>86596225
I meant good in relation to her, genius. Which would be anyone because she is terrible. I can go on if you're still not comprehending this.

>>86596482
HAHAHAHA good one! You're this thread's jester you know that right?

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>>86585161
French here.

I have actually seen ten people leaving the theater when Rihanna started dancing. No joke, but I know you won't believe me.

>>86596944
Rihanna is a cringe-baboon. I believe you. I seriously fucking hate her.

>>86592151
>bigshot fashion industry uncle
Godfather. And bigshot is understating it. He's the chairman of Conde Nast.

>>86596944
she was cute. besides, what kind of retard leaves at a scene that was in the trailer? it's not like they bought the ticket without knowing it was in there.

>>86592621
>Michelle Rodriguez already confirmed this
what

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>>86597164
It was in two large groupe of 3-4 and some isolated people. I think the groups were families who thought it was obscene and there was a couple of old people who probably read the comic book in their younger years and were disgusted by the adaptation. This was the breaking point.

I watched the whole movie because it was so ridiculous I thought it would made history of how Europacorp failed miserably.

>>86597164
maybe it wasn't in the French trailer.

>>86585161
jew

>>86596225
This is a nigger posting

>>86597713
>let's have the voodoo witch do a little voodoo jig while casting this spell
>lol ok

why can't actresses be pretty anymore?

>>86585161
>another "if my I move my eyebrows enough people will think I'm acting" chick

Nah man she's garbage tier at best

>>86597956
if women look more like men it encourages men to trap it up because the standards are more reachable

>>86585247
>looks sorta like a teenager
>has a really deep voice that doesnt fit his looks at all

>>86585247
>classic Dane
You mean Classic Dano

>>86585247
Is it possible to turn Dane into a sissy? Make him maybe look cuter than Cara?

>>86597278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whKcc6BbzH8

>>86596944
That dance scene was pretty good to be honest. And cara was pretty in the white dress. It needed to be more sexy and fun instead of forced drama and my 6 gorilon goyim

>>86599053
>That dance scene was pretty good to be honest.
Yes
>And cara was pretty in the white dress.
Yes

But I don't see why it was in the movie.