>Good day sir. Your laptop has been randomly selected for an anti-piracy screening sponsored by the MPAA. Please enter your password.
>things that never happen
>>86582685
Sure it's:durka durka mohammed jihad
>>86582740
Someone doesn't live here in the UK
>>86582750
He is obviously a Seek.
Seeks are bro tier and honorary aryans.
>Okay. Sir, it says here there is a large encrypted partition on your hard drive, we're going to need you to boot to it and enter your password there as well.
it's AYAYAYAYAY
>>86582685
Sorry, it's actually my Falcon's laptop.
You'll have to ask him
>>86582760
>a Seek.
u fookin wot m8?
>>86582760
>Seek
Sikh
>>86582685
just inform him that you're a sovereign citizen
>>86582685
I'd sooner break my laptop over my knee than have the government see the things I have on my computer.
>>86582759
You guys actually let your government just fucking rummage through your files? Fucking Yuros.
>>86582828
Sikh's are basically Christians with swords and funny hats.
>>86582857
He's memeing.
>>86582760
I'M MISTER MEESEEKS
>>86582857
>You guys actually let your government just fucking rummage through your files? Fucking Yuros.
Lmao says the guy who's being cucked by NSA right now.
>>86582838
T R I G G E R E D