If I were you, I'd have sex with strange men. I'd have

>>86573207
>/b/ trolled Tom Green to hell and back.
Good.

I SAY GENEVA, YOU HEAR HELSINKI?!?!

>>86573265
haha yeah bro! He was just another old man, out of tough and behind the times. You step up and try to take on Anonymous, we'll knock you down a peg. We're the internet's final boss, it's overseer, the monster that goes bump in the night.

His time is over. Ours is just beginning.

>>86573265
Not really. Tom was always good natured about it. He said he made prank calls to radio shows as a kid and wanted to give the new generation the opportunity to do the same.

>>86573207
>>86573279
comedy GOAT prove me wrong
protip:[spoilers]where's your lebaron freddie?[/spoilers]

>>86573374
>whiteknighting Tom Green
tip top wew lad

>>86573392
No, I'm just stating the truth. He talked to Norm Macdonald about it. Do you honestly think he was really bothered by some teenager telling him to do a barrel roll?

>>86573421
the barrel roll guy? the guy that repeated it?

>>86573378
>>86573378
FGF was ahead of its time, as was the tom green show. Truly paved the way for jackass and wildboys.

>>86573452
Yeah. Looking back, /b/ memes were pretty innocent when they were prank calling Tom's show.

>>86573421
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot. Just admit you were white knighting and let us get on with the thread. U fucking mad son?

>>86573452
I have 2 original paintings from that guy

he was 4chan embodied

>>86573504
I will never not correct people that are wrong.

>>86573481
Maaaaan, I remember cruisin' /b/ (back then we called it "slash b") looking for the freshest memes. Rickrolling, advice animals, rage comics, greentexts... it seemed like the world was our oyster. Like the memes would never stop flowing.
It's all changed now, the meme game. "The Only Game" as my good friend Brad Dunwhittey called it (rip in piece, bro). Memes aren't just something Joe Schmo can take a look at and understand. Memes require an in-depth understanding and appreciation of film to truly "get". Kino, capeshit, waifu-core... it doesn't matter what your taste is, each meme has to be hand-crafted by dedicated artisans to truly deliver that dank experience.

Sometimes I miss those old days...

>>86573265

>hal turner
>tom green

Fuck, those were the days.

I'm the Backwards Man

>>86573517
Oh shit, nigger, you fucked up. You dun goofed. You just shoved miles of rock hard shaft and floppy, eager ball up your ass. You just implied that I was wrong, and furthermore you insinuated that you would continue to correct me.
Well guess what, dick-nugget? I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you hard and fast. And when I find you, I'm cumming in you. That's right. I hope you're prepared to take my burgeoning erection down to the hilt. Four inches of man-meat into your every hole. You'll choke as I vigorously thrust in and out of your soon-to-be-bruised throat, you'll scream as I shove my unlubricated cock up your ass. You'll beg for more after I leave you quivering in a puddle of my jizz.
I'm rock hard. And ready.

>>86573533
kill yourself

>>86573533
I've said it many times but irony/meta humor is the worst thing that happened to 4chan. None of it is actually funny.

I saw >>86573577 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and get in the way of him sucking cock or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and sucking another man’s cock in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him slurping as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen dildoes without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the dildoes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to lube it up and shove it down his throat “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each dildo and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by sucking really loudly.

>>86573586
And that's your opinion my man. I respect it. But that doesn't mean I have to accept it. But that does mean you have to accept this dick. I'm bending you over my coffee table and pulling your pants down. I'm lubing up your asshole and throwing out some bantz now. I'm inserting myself fully inside your anus, shoving deep into your rectum. Thrusting back and forth, in and out, grunting and sweating while you're moaning and bucking. Pretty soon I'll blow my load deep into your colon and we'll share a passionate kiss as I continue to fuck you, churning my milky cum into a sticky white froth.

>>86573533
Here's a kid asking Tony Hawk if he leiks mudkips. Truly a more innocent time for this website.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saEN0bUByao

>>86573586
A lot of 4chan has died over the years because of it.
Fuck, most of the posters now are just newfags and the rest are oldfags that have nothing else to do.

>>86573360
you probably werent even born yet faggot

DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
seriously if you cant enjoy this movie you should probably go back to you know where.

>>86573542

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QrHDL0yyoo

>>86573670
Suck a dick you dank nigger. Here's what you don't get: I'm an oldfag. I've been here since early 2016, and I've been posting memes and cleavin' Sheevs longer than you've been liking things on facebook. Just take a step back, kid, and let a true master ply his trade

>>86573207
>4chan posters ironically praising another horrible show
like clockwork
There was not one single enjoyable part of this movie.

proud?

>>86573719
4chan has praised Tom Green for over a decade

>>86573719
t. Freddy

>>86573647
I wasn't posting on /b/ yet but everyone must have gotten a big kick out of getting to interact with celebrities like that. Tom seems like a cool guy. Seems like 4chan actually had a sense of fun back then unlike now where everyone has to be cool and ironic.

>>86573814
>everyone must have gotten a big kick out of getting to interact with celebrities like that
More like "faggots like me must have gotten a big dick into our ass"
Fag

>>86573865
INTERNET HAET MACHINE

>>86573904
Haha, nice one kid! I like your moxie, I really do. You remind me of a younger me.
Back when I was just starting out on the boards, I would pull stunts like this all the time. Turn a meme on its ear. Try to be a "big guy" and impress the oldfags. It's completely normal.
But ya know what, kid? In time you'll come to learn that there's more to memery than simple tradition. There's great strength in it. Playing along with some OP's epic bait isn't something we do because we want to fit in. We do it because it weeds out the reddit fags and normies from the true memesmen of 4Chan.
You stay around here long enough, kid, and you'll come to realize this. But for now, get out there, have some fun, and think about what I said.
And then read the first letter of each sentence of this post ;^)

DAVE
A
V
I
D
S
O
N!!

>>86573465
Tom Green has amazingly been at the forefront for a lot of shit. I think his internet talk show premiered in the very early days of YouTube and he was doing podcasting right from the beginning.

HI TOM GREEN THIS IS XENON

CAN YOU DO A BARREL ROLL?

>>86574200
A barrel roll?

>>86574229
A BARREL ROLL

>>86573814
>Seems like 4chan actually had a sense of fun back then

/b/ was never good

>>86573559
This guy gets

>>86574318
Maybe not but at least people weren't "ironically" posting about cuckoldry and bbc back then.

>>86574324
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for upvotes, I can tell you I am not a faggot redditor. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will shove my fist so far up your ass that I will use you as a ventriloquist dummy at children’s birthday parties in order to lull them into a false sense of security so that I can rape their parents.

>>86574389
Oh man! Here it comes!
The fucking deluge. Contrarian hipster faglords posting about how much it sucks. Conformist normie pieces of shit posting about how great it is. Trolls, waifufags, and newfriends doing God knows what.
You know what I miss? The good old days.
Days when a Memesman was free to make an honest day's meme on this board.
Days when there was a difference between trolling and shitposting (back when trolling was an art ;)).
Days when you could hop on the 4Chan, click on your favorite board, and be treated to a veritable orgy of dank new memes, thrusting in and out of each other, slurping down each others liquids, furiously jamming their memenises into their memeginas and memeholes, not bothering to discriminate between male or female (it was the 21st century, after all)!
You could sit there and let your eyes take in this gallant fuckfest, you could almost here the wet, slippery sounds of meme flesh pounding against itself. It was enough to make you pull your pants down, lube up your dildo, and bounce up and down on it as you jacked yourself to orgasm.
One day we'll get back there. One day...

kek. comfy thread lads.

Japanfore

>>86573738
gonna make your daddy proud?

>>86574389

>Habbo raids
>closing pools because of AIDS and fail
>putting the swastika on that drawball thing

Cuckoldry and BBC are the new memes but you can see how they came from the early /b/ mindset. This site thrives on 'stirring the pot' and playing on cultural taboo. They made Pedobear famous for ffs

I SAVED THE DAY BETTY

this

>>86574636
That's true but these days it feels more like an aging 90s shock jock trying to stay relevant. Posting porn on a blue board has long stopped being anything but routine.

>>86574721

There's a bit of a try-hard childishness to the antics, but that's because (I'm guessing) you've been here for years (as I have) and seen the troll script play out again and again

That said, as much as I fucking detest /pol/, they did have an effect on the election the same way /b/ had an effect on the Time magazine poll.

>>86573207
There's three standout moments that I remember about the Tom green live raids but I can't find any evidence on YouTube.

1. Tom green in some wig playing a keyboard and singing a song about Barrell rolls.

2. Harland Williams and Tom Green pranking some Japanese restaurant asking for meatballs.

3. Neil Hamburgers poolside chats, where he answers the phone to some chan memer " HELLO POOLSIDE SHATS!"

My friend and I watched all this shit live and we can't find any archives of these, but we bring it up like it was all some bizarre dream.

>>86574877
>you've been here for years (as I have) and seen the troll script play out again and again

That's true. It's old hat to us but I guess it's fresh and new for the new crop of 15 year olds. Still, it's probably not quite the same as discovering 4chan back before 2009 or so.

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>Pioneered the stunt, gross out prank comedy of Jackass etc.
>Pioneered the surrealist post-ironic comedy art scene with Freddy Got Fingered
>Pioneered the web series podcasting that LITERALLY everyone is doing now

Is there a more underrated individual in the last 20 years of comedy than Tom Green?

>>86574433
>Somehow this got me a boner.

>>86575055
That makes me hard, anon. A little known fact about me, even though I'm a straight man, I was always a little bicurious. Recently (a few months ago), I posted pictures of my ass on craigslist begging to be topped. I ended up in contact with a slightly overweight hispanic man who agreed to host me at his apartment. I went over there at 2am and lo and behold, he fucked me in the ass. I'm talking ankles-resting-on-this-guy's-shoulders-while-he-thrusts-and-I-yelp-with-pleasure fucking and then I swallowed his load, left his apartment, drove home, and never mentioned it to anyone again.

>>86575053
Couldn't agree more. I've been a fan since his MTV days.

this movie came out 10 years too early it should of made 200 million minimum

If you havent played celery generals then just lol@ur life

>>86575278
check out his pre mtv days when he was on canadian networks. That's where his best shit resides

>>86573207
Was Tom Green the Same Hyde of his generation?

Crotch crotch crotch, bang on the crotch...

>>86575684
hit the crotch. hit my crotch ron

Pones in your piddely ahho!
Cones in your caddely-uh!

>>86576052
and away we go

Whatever happend to Xenon?

>>86573207
The way that she reacts to him saying those things is hot.

>>86573265
oh god, i still remember a guy who called and he made it seemed like he wanted to ask a serious question and after some minutes of conversation he said something about mudkipz i think, the silence after that and the expression on Tom Green's face was just beautiful, he closed his eyes and sighed, he seemed like he was gonna pull out a gun and kill everybody, i don't know how to find it because all these videos where removed