>Why don't you like Big Bang Theory, anon? You're

>>86572636
>"that is, fat sheldon I mean"

>>86572636
"OOOH-oh-oooooh oh my god. ba-bahz"i
>cummies
>awkward smile, adjust my pocket protector
"Bazinga"

Why is my attention drawn to that blurry gentleman in the background?

>>86572636
>Well then, why don't you bitches hop on this BAZINGA?
*unzips dick*

Kek my sister told me this exact thing, and that she had a crush on Sheldon oddly enough

>>86573979
Hes us in the back

>>86572636
where was this picture even taken? they certainly aren't anglo girls. some autistic place in scandinavia? sorry it's just too far removed of a scenario for me to even buy the premise tbqh.

>>86572636
"Hi"

>>86572636
you can tell the redhead trying to act all cute is probably the biggest slut of the group, even though the other chick has a choker you can tell she is just in a rebelling against daddy phase, but i still want the redhead... the call of the succubus is too sweet my friends.

>>86574081
>>>/pol/

>>86572636

>that Muslim woman in the background

>>86572636
I take the 2nd and 3rd lady from the left

>>86574230
tip top

>>86574230
that's a coat hanging from a wooden peg

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>>86574230
>>86574412

>>86574354
I'd take the entire left side and wipe my penis in the hair of the other two.

>sisters and their friends take picture of themselves at disneyland
>how can we spin this into misogynistic cringe?

Never change 4chan

>>86574579
>sisters
they're youtube whores
none of them are related

y-you too

>>86572636
>And you all are totally like Penny

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>have a couple of superhero shirts
>aunt tells me whenever I wear them I remind her of sheldon from bbt

>>86574624
i bet you know all of them too

>>86574823
i,know the one on the left is ldshadowlady and the one on the right is becky cruel
have fun :^)

This has to be converted to gif using the scary spectre-like coat in the back as a screamer

>>86572636
>You're totally just like Sheldon!

Thank god no woman would ever say this to me.

DUDE CONFIDENCE LMAO

>>86572636
lol @ those women looking at anyone who posts here with anything but a grimace

>>86575048
tell me who the ginger is

>>86573998
>she had a crush on Sheldon

your sister must be ugly and have mental illness

>>86572636
Ha, girls don't know me enough to compare me to anyone. Also judging by that pic those snowflake girls (especially pinkhair) would compare themselves to Sheldon instead.

>>86572636
Just play along. At least one of them is repulsed enough by you to be turned on. If you haven't fucked at least one of your sister's friends, you aren't even trying.

>>86572636
"oh really? well get a load of this (unzips BBC). "BAZOOKA JOE BITCHES"

Sheldon has a high paying respectable job and girlfriend

>>86572636
This picture is terrible because Kelsey is not in it.

>>86575487
that's her boyfriend that she dresses up a lot

>>86576975
well yeah and he's 40 something so I got time still anon

>>86573979
You gay nigga

>>86574230
kek

>>86574579
>misogynistic
what about op is misogynistic?

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>>86574412
Fucking hell my sides

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>>86577049
This picture reminds of a girl I used to know named Kelsey. Is that just a coincidence?

>>86574486
There is a lizard in this picture that some people miss. I point it out every time I see it.

whenever Iam playing a video game with a public chat channel and people start trolling I start constantly repeatig every 20 seconds

SHELDON FUNNY
SHELDON MAKE ME LAUGH

over and over and over

O-oh ok!

>>86573979
you are easily emasculated

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>>86574230
kek

>>86572636
>tfw this is you but it's not evn cute girls it's your mum

>>86574230
>>86574412
>>86574486
same

>>86574767
treats you right for being a fan of capeshit

>>86573979
Women intimidate you

>>86572636
Is that a bell on her fucking chocker?
Super erect right now desu

>>86574230
Spooky.

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>>86574230

You just don't get it, it's nerd blackface! They're making fun of nerds, without really showing what it's like to be one.

>>86572636
>family says I'm "like Sheldon"
>ask them how I resemble him
>because I am "so particular"
>the things I am particular about are things such as: not slopping all leftovers together into "goulash", asking to watch television 16:9 tv shows on the 16:9 tv in 16:9 instead of wide-screen letterboxed fat-o-vision, wanting to skip commercials when viewing DVR content, not wanting my non-stick cookware to be ruined by misuse, preferring people to knock on my door before coming into my room when the door is closed, and not caring to eat ramn which has been boiled for 30 minutes then left to sit for another 30 minutes

>inb4 underage
>inb4 neet
Gain perspective, some people live with their families past 18.

>>86572636
mfw my name is anon, and my sister asked me this very question

>>86580724
how embarrassing

>>86574230
Minor lej

>>86580724
i feel your pain, fellow sheldonite.

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>>86572636
>idk why dont you whores like blacked.com

My gf told me I remind her of that guy from Mr Robot. I have no idea if thats a good or bad thing

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>>86572636
>squeeky voice- "I'll tell you if one of you pass me a teaspoon of mash potatos. I'm starving down here."

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>>86574230
Weew my sides

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>>86572636

>white "women"

>>86580724
>tfw living with a parent at 29

Where did I go wrong.

>>86574230
>>86574412

It could be used pretty effectively for an old school WYSIYSB/Creepypasta thread. I'm spooped.

>>86581005
are you a NEET?

>>86580724
>Gain perspective, some people live with their families past 18.

in europe it's acceptable to live with your parents until you're 25, if you're older than 25 though and still live with them you're either mentally ill or a NEET loser

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>>86572636
>you're totally just like Sheldon!
i've heard this so many time

>>86572636
>oh do he got a big ass dick too?
That's how you do it virgins.

>>86572636
Would smash cutie with the bangs

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>>86572636
Unrealistic, I don't have female friends and girls would never look at me like that because I'm an unlikeable virgin loser. Anyway, if I were in that situation, I'd (try to) tell them I'm nothing like Sheldon and I really don't like the show, hopefully without sounding too much like a bitter angry faggot who gets butthurt at tv-shows.

>>86578491
fuck

>>86581133
naaaw man that only works if you actually got a big dick, we're talking at least 9 inches here

>>86581814
or you can just use the metric system
it really fucks with their head

>>86578491
wheres the lizard

>>86572636
nah I'm more like the guy from Atypical

>>86581235
2 late xd

>>86574166
>>>/reddit/

>>86572636
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vGGrOz0Hl5

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>>86574230
Holy fucking KEK

>>86581911
not if it's an european female

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>>86573979
Rule of thirds

>>86574767
serves you right

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>>86582421
>tfw twn look at you this way

>>86573979
He's laughing at you while the roasties are just being dead faced

>>86577177
That's what we all say....say...say...
https://youtu.be/OnlTrq6wLf0

>>86580946
>My gf
Good for you

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>>86575507
Does your sister loves GoT too?

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>>86574230
>>86574412

>>86573979
he's not really blurry, its just a trick of the lens really
im not even kidding

>>86572636
Oh shit, there is a Nazgul in the back.

>>86582705
My sis loves the show but she has a near 7 foot tall husband who plays piano and guitar so... :/ She's pretty ugly too idk why he married her. She's a degenerate. Guess he has a micropenis

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE JEWS

>>86582705
That's a cute smile on Lena I wish she was my mom

>>86572636
>wipes out my magnum revolver
>start yelling "BAZINGA" as I shoot them

>>86572636

reminder that this autistic trope peddled by TV is just beating a dead horse

not even normies watch BBT anymore and they havent for years. At least make it about GOT or something.

>>86573979
"IT WAS ME BARRY"

>>86572636
>"Hey you are like Sheldon from BBC!"
>"B-bazinga"

>>86574579
> "all you care about is making edgy jokes and your misuhgenie"

you might as well fuck off back to r.ddit

>>86574230
could just be I'm dehydrated and tired but that genuinely made me burst out laughing.

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>>86580724
Im 21 and I literally know no one who doesnt live with their parents.

>rapes and murders everyone at table before asking for the bill and leaving no tip

>>86579461
Yeah, it's so the maid knows to bring her a glass of water when she's being throat fucked.

>>86572636
id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of
"hows this for a start"
then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want

>>86572636
Third from the left is DTF

>>86572636
>you're totally just like Sheldon!
"Yeah, he is autistic like me, but he is as stupid as you!!"
I told my brother that, and well, night ended really bad. Thanks God I don't say: "but he is as stupid as a normie. That show is about a normie trying to be autistic" lol

>>86574230
>>86574412
Me sides

>>86574230
>>86574412
EPIC I LIKE IT

>>86589557
t. Abdullah

>>86572636
Why is this board so afraid of women? Anyway, number 2 from the left is best girl.

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>>86588791
It means you're cute or at least endearing.
There's worse characters to be "totally like", trust me.

>>86572636
>all these beta thots
only 3 is attractive and confident enough to show her teeth.
the rest belong in the trash

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>>86589832
Might want to reconsider that statement

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>>86572636
God, I love women.

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>>86590337
me too but the feeling is not mutual.

>>86574230
straight out of a horror movie

>>86574579
>everything I don't like is misogyny

>be with mixed group of friends who were at the time too polite to just stop inviting me places (happened eventually)
>have this kind of moment where everyne looks at me
>feel super uncomfortable
>immediately leave without saying a word and walk eleven miles home whilst verging on blackout drunk
>everyone thought i died

>>86580724
>not wanting my non-stick cookware to be ruined by misuse

If you're buying your own personal non-stick cookware and you're still living at home you're doing something wrong. There's nothing wrong with living at home in your mid-twenties in this climate but your cookware money should be going into savings.

>>86590445
Are you intimidated by them? And I'm not talking about hitting on them at a bar, I'm talking about basic things like making eye contact when you're talking to them.

>>86572636
this place makes me laugh

>>86590337
>that picture
>any of them female

>>86580954

lad leave my fetish out of this

>>86574230

Fucking kek

I'd bang any one of them. Young girls smell nice

>>86591155
not really, not any more than with guys. They just seem to be quick to take a disliking to me, maybe they are just more vocal. Not every girl obviously, but the first person in a given group to let me know they think I'm a pice of shit it always a girl then I'm like the plague to the rest of them from that moment on.

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>>86573979
>>86574034

This. He represent those of us who are faceless and insignificant in the everyday lives of normies and stacies. While the roasties are totally focused on the camera aka CHAD, we are the guy in the background of their lives, nothing more than a featureless blur.

>>86572636
Because its the equivalent of nerd blackface.

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>>86591496
Damn, that seems harsh. I expected you to be a shy guy that women just ignored, and to give you some advice about exuding confidence and dominance around them, but this seems outside of my field of experience. Do you know why they call you a piece of shit? Also, are you sure they're not just giving you a shit test? Women will sometimes call you an asshole and feign anger if they like you.

>>86591195
S-Stop...

>>86573982
"...and anon was never seen again after doing this...."

>>86591496
Oh shit, this happens to me too. I get lots of first dates, but usually get ghosted when they get to know me better. Its actually really awful.

>>86574230

And a new meme is born