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>>86569807
There are alternative options

takes me back to middle school drinking mickeys in the basement

>>86569807
Sub 30s fap is basically blue balls anyways. True patrician kids had dirty magazines that scavenged from the woods, or a dozen swimsuit catalogs ready under the bed.

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>>86567397

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>it was boys gone wild

>>86570044
wtf

>>86570044
haahahahhaa

>>86567397
>steels the drum music
Fucking nigger

>>86567397
*UNZIPS DICK*

>>86569950
>tfw you had enough dex to flip back and forth quick enough to catch a 2 second glimpse

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>tonight on IFC: Bully, followed by Sex and Lucia, followed by Lost and Delirious, followed by Y Tu Mama Tambien

>>86567397
I masterbated to this while my mom was asleep on the couch on the other side of the room. Not a proud moment,

Anyone ever actually buy the tape?

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was it kino?

>>86570044
Source on this titykino

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>strokes hairless pubescent boner for two seconds at which point 10 massive ropes of cum shoot out and I think I'm going to die/I peed myself/I broke my penis

>>86570415
"Mom I was just looking around and I accidentally ordered it! I didn't even watch it I turned off the TV immediately!"

>>86570424
You became a man that day.

>>86570421
Just type in Cody Lane The Blue Room.

I looked up a GGW video a few years ago and my disappointment was immeasurable.

I probably would have given my right arm to see it back when I was 14, though.

>>86567397
I just stole a 1995 Jenna Jameson porn from my brothers college roommate. If I recall correctly she was getting double teamed outside a warehouse on a bunch of pallets.

>>86570411
I did. I had just moved into my own place, saw a late-night commercial, and thought why the fuck not. Called and ordered with a credit card, and man oh man was it ever a white Christmas when it showed up in the mail.

Then, surprisingly, another one was delivered the next month, and I got charged another $19.95. I didn't realize the subscription service was automatic, for some reason I was dumb enough to assume it was opt-in. But, it was super hot for softcore, and way clearer-looking than Kazaa .avi and .asf files of the time, plus I was making okay money, so I figured why not. It was my one don't-rationalize-it treat-yourself purchase every month, for probably about a full year before I finally cancelled.

Cancelling was super easy, no drama, with a nice older lady working the phone. It's weird, I remember that call really well, even though it was over a decade ago.

>>86570424
The first time I came, it scared the hell out of me.
Somehow I was watching hardcore porn for at least a few months and never learned what cumming was.

>tfw no more staying up late to watch Howard Stern and Wild On E!
>tfw no more finding porno mag scraps on the train tracks with friends -- they always had a certain smell to 'em

>>86571108
That smell was lotion and man cum anon.

>>86571108
Teenagers have it easy today. We had to fight for our porn.

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> when I was young id have to coax the neighbor girl into getting naked.

DAE have parents who kept hardcore porn tapes in their room? I don't know if such easy access was a good thing or not.

>Be little kid
>Can't sleep
>Turn on TV and turn the volume down
>Turn to HBO
>Real Sex
>That episode about clown fetishes

That show confused me more than it aroused me.

>>86570415
That was censored.

>>86572287
My dad had playboy mags.
Anyone jack it to those sex call line infomercials?

>you'll never be a 13 year old staying up late watching shitty movies on ifc just for a 30 second sex scene again
>you'll never enjoy the free hbo/cinemax weekends and jerk off to all the softcore porn you can handle
> you'll never hear your mom watching it, too

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https://youtu.be/6Fp9SNyPpKw

>>86570060
What did they even do in that one?

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>>86573407
> You'll never be watching trading places during an HBO free weekend and see jlc surprise tits and grind your hands over your cock while laying on the ground again

>>86573506
> they got their fookin dicks out Jeffy.

>>86570060
>>86573506
>In 2004, Girls Gone Wild began soliciting men for participation in their videos., Guys Gone Wildwas a video series and male analogue ofGirls Gone Wild. Thesevideo tapesandDVDsfeatured much the same content as theGirlsequivalent, only instead showing young men performing for the camera—e.g., in the shower, playing football naked, etc.

Sounds gayer than if they just made them fuck

>>86573525
this thread contains actual discussion

>>86573618
about being 15 and jacking off to fuzzy porn

>>86573629
>there's better discussion somewhere

>>86573601
These days you can see groupsof guys doing that shit nightly and for free on Younow, IG Live and Live.me.

>>86573601
Did they even get hard ons or hump?

>>86573843
How do you know that anon?

>>86572287
my parents had a stack of porn dvds and a big whitedildo

>>86570424
>>86571050
Yeah, first time I came I thought I peed myself, when I saw that it was white I almost went into shock.

>>86575343
Bullshit nobody cums white the first time

>>86575377
It wasn't yellow that's for sure.

>>86575343
Same I was just rubbing it while watching porn, then felt the urge to pee. Scared me when it came out thick and white.

>>86575377
t. Wannabe biologist

Anyone else used to do overhanded pull up on their door, grinding their crotch into it as you pulled up? I was fucking addicted to that shit, drying cumming and all. I even used to do it at school with the separating walls for the boys toilets.

>>86575377
How do you know this?

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>>86575613
Wat

>>86575665
It's exactly what it sounds like, man. Grab the top of the door, pull yourself up with your crotch pressed into the hard surface, with your ankles crossed behind you. Do it multiple times. I mean, keep your pants on and everything.

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>>86567397
>>86570424


Tv became prudish after the 2003 Janet Jackson Super Bowl wardrobe Malfunction.

After that E! canceled lewd late night shows like Wild on and Howard Stern. Mtv stopped airing their yearly Spring Break shows. Girl Gone Wild ads started fading away.
Mtv took it into their own hands to not show music videos like Britney Spears's "Toxic" until after 10PM.
Show like Son of the Beach which aired on FX had to start blurring scenes of girls in thongs that had already aired a few years before that uncensored.

You could no longer show a girl in a thong on basic cable or tv. Even the yearly Victoria Secret show which used to show close up tight shots of the girls asses in thongs as they walked away off of the stage had to cut away right after the girl turned around. Haven't seen a close up of a girls ass in a thong on the Victoria Secret show since before 2003.

In short Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake have fucked us all to this day.

>>86570411
My friends older brother had one and he stole it from him. Watched it at my house with one other friend. I remember it being pretty boring and nothing I couldn't see on late night German TV. (I lived on an Army base)

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>>86567397
>Don't have any premium channels with nudity
>Jacking off to Stern, Wild On, commercials, and occasional censored sexy stuff on movie channels
>watch a few minutes of A Fish Called Wanda on TCM
>mfw they say "fuck" uncensored and I realize they don't just play shitty old B&W movies
>Start watching and recording every movie with even the slightest possibility of nudity

I fucking ripped my dick off when I came home from school and watched the previous night's recording of Coffy. Still my personal best faps in one day. I also ended up discovering plenty of legit good movies that I otherwise might never have seen.

>>86570950
I think I may have stolen the same tape except it was in a VHS player at Goodwill.

>>86570381
She wasn't sleeping anon. You need to accept this.

>>86575779
>>86575779
>20 dudes per girl
>50 dudes with their shirts off crowding each other to see one chick in a bikini
>all the girls have fake titties and look like complete bimbos
Lame. I'm pretty sure the reason they stopped showing stuff like this was actually because of the internet. You can still see plenty of nudity on cable though.

>>86572309
>Real Sex
Is there anywhere to torrent that entire series?

>>86576094
myspleen has most if not all of it

>>86576202
>myspleen
Is there any easy way to get registered for that site?

>>86576302
i would invite you but the site is down right now

>>86573407
>ywn stay up late watching the scrambled over the air channel, adjusting the horizontal hold while lying in front of the TV, hoping to see two women kissing, hoping you don't hear daddy starting to come downstairs.

Nobuddy has to work for it anymour

>>86576391
>when you realize the amount of work you put in for porn when you were a child was exponentially more than the work necessary to get some prime tween-to-teenage pussy